#family guy quotes

[giltandgreen]

Odin: [trying to pull a Crimson Hawk up after he accidentally fell over the side of the Bifrost] I can't hang on! Crimson Hawk: Pretend I’m your child, sire! Odin: [loosens his grip] Crimson Hawk: NOT LOKI- NOT LOKI

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[dreamwreaver]

Rosie: do you or do you not feel Bonita?

Alastor, having lost a bet that now forces him to let Rosie dress him up like a girl: I feel Bonita

Rosie: wonderful because you look Bonita!

Charlie, in the background watching this all happening: *screeching in bisexual panic*

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[twistedgardens]

Incorrect Quotes #23

MC and Jamil walking into Scarabia:

Kalim, enthroned on a thousand pillows and hung over from his party last night: Welcome to Pillow World, MC. Let me get up and greet ‘cha. 

Kalim unmoved:

Kalim: There we go.

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[allhailhu4l]

*car teetering off edge of cliff*

George: Oh my God, Jordon! Back it up!

Jordon: *sarcastically* Really, George? I thought I might drive forward. I thought that might be a fun thing to do.

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[wombywoo]

detour 🚘

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[naarinn]

Processing

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[headcanonthings]

Bruce: So this is my first son, Dick and then we have my second Jason. Then we have Cass, Tim, and Duke. Then we have my youngest Damian. The Justice League: Bruce: Then we have the Steph and Barbara who aren't my kids but really are. The Justice League: Oh come on! Bruce: Then there's Harley, Jean-Paul, Helena and - The Justice League: OH COME ON !!!

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[incorrectquotesmcu]

Natasha: I swear, sometimes I feel like I’m married to a child.

Y/N: You better watch who you’re calling a child, Natasha. Because if I’m a child then you know what that makes you? A pedophile. And I’ll be damned if I’m going to stand here and be lectured by a pervert.

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[book-place-incorrect-quotes]

Bucky: *trying to pull Y/N up from the side of a cliff she fell off of* Y/N, I can’t hang on!

Y/N: Pretend I’m your teammate, Bucky!

Bucky: *loosens his grip*

Y/N: NOT PETER- NOT PETER

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[foxtamer113]

Loid: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.

Yor: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.

Loid: O-oh. Well... Wait. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??

Yor: Is it working?

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[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Woah! You managed to escape the Hale house? That must have taken some serious cunning! Stiles: It certainly did! -----[earlier]----- Stiles: Can I go outside? Derek: Okay, but be safe, it's getting dark. Call me when you're home. Stiles: Okay! [walks out the front door]

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[stifledcreativity]

Remus, lying in a hospital bed: What happened?

Logan, holding a book: This should explain everything.

Remus: “A Farewell to Arms” *GASP* I fell in love with a nurse during World War I?!?

Logan: No, no, just the title, it’s-

Logan: There’s no way you’ve read that.

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[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Look on the bright side. Nobody got hurt.

Tim: People got hurt.

Jason: I'm saying, I think they died quickly. So I don't think they got hurt.

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[aprill-99]

Rhys: “So let’s see if I’ve got this; you have immense shadow power, incredible combat skills, height, tattoos, secrets, dead parents, a thirst for vengeance, the weight of the world on your shoulders, a rebellion to lead, and a dragon?”

Xaden: “Yeah? I mean, there’s also my girlfriend who I’m completely in love with and 107 people under my protection but-”

Rhys: *frantically flipping through papers* “this is the hyper-intelligent girlfriend with unprecedented lightning powers? The one you speak to with your mind and call a nickname permanently?”

Xaden: “I do only have the one girlfriend. Kinda offended you’d think otherwise.”

Rhys: *signs a paper* “Adopted. The rebellion thing is handled. Me and your aunts and uncles have got this. Your new mom is going to need some time to add you and your mate to the family portrait gallery. Your bedroom is upstairs, knives are in the training ring, family dinner is every Thursday, your allowance is infinity and your curfew is never.”

Xaden: “I am…. Older than your wife?”

Rhys: “Did I fucking stutter?”

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[coloredsnowo]

9 yr old Dick (to bruce): uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy uppy uppy

Bruce:

Dick: uppy :(

Bruce: *lifts him an inch above the ground*

Dick: :D

—

14 yr old Dick (to superman): upp-

Superman: *takes him and instantly flies into the stratosphere*

Bruce:

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[deatheater25]

Slider: (Screaming covering his eyes outside the locker room)

Goose: AH WHAT? WHAT THE HELL’S WRONG WITH YOU?!

Slider (Covering his eyes and pointing at the door): SEX!

Goose: WHAT?

Slider (About to bleach his eyes): SEX!

Goose and Slider: AHH!

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