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sleepy-bebby · 2 years
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 month
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Issue 9 Ratchet said he was spray painting his hands
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He left the undried paint on Drift’s face after he tried to shut Drift up
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toastbutteregg · 1 year
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noahsresources · 11 months
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send 👪 for my muse to talk about a family member of theirs.
specify a name, or send the emoji/word alone for my muse to randomly choose a family member to talk about! if you can't see the emoji, send 'family'!
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jacketlovingfox · 3 months
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Average interaction between my Mother and younger sibling (My mom being Bloberta while my sibling is Clay):
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quirkquill · 4 months
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Joke
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
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isnt · 2 years
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memepot · 4 months
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swirley1618 · 6 months
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based on a true story
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sleepy-bebby · 7 months
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jade-eclipse-li · 1 month
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Rodimus been carving his table since issue 4
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And for some reason Ratchet decided to or Rodimus requested laser fingers
And this here
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toastbutteregg · 2 years
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(out of context) things my younger sister has said
y'all I have been compiling this since last year :")
“give me the crog"
“I never said an 8 ton baby could do my job”
“o̷̢̦͐̑͝ͅw̸̢̪̟̖̏a̷̲̩̮̒͋͆ ̷̼̐͝o̷̧͕̪̠͊́̚w̴̩̙͑̅̈́ḁ̷̢̾̽̋̔ͅ”
*panicking* “Why My Bed Crispy”
“She like that cheese stank”
"Why is everyone named ‘Guy’ ugly”
“I hope you explode. It infuriates me that there’s still air in your lungs”
“It’s holding on by the butt stick”
“I’m trying to reminisce on phone guy memories”
“My foot is baby sized compared to your giant man feet”
”imagine being named Mark. Like it’s so embarrassing you’re name is Markus”
“What Do You Mean I’m A Threat To Human Civilization”
“You have Walter White’s hairline”
“You just have me a glaucoma test with your mouth”
"i almost broke my toe. slay"
"i'm trying to enjoy the scenery but you just keep giving me free glaucoma tests"
"the dog is knocking. let them in"
*scooby doo voice* "come here"
“I just had a terrible vision of a ferret-rat-shark and it looked at me and smiled with human teeth”
*screams* *burps loudly*
"I want a frickin' boiga"
"You dummy, we all know it's swipe left for love!"
"my hands smell like a boiga"
"I've killed millions"
"I love it when machines do my dirty work"
"I'm stuck in a heck hole"
"It feels like I'm listening to smooth brain Christmas"
"Dude I ate like 9 enchiladas over the past 2 days"
"My spicy zinger for tonight is asbestos"
"Yo yo yo, chancy bust a move"
"This tastes like grass but with out the "g r""
"Men will be like "I'm such a gentleman" and then ruin abunch of people's lives"
"One of us is dumber and it's not me"
"You got a boy? How many you pullin'???"
"You look like baby Gabriel in those Jesus things"
"'Never have babies' that's what i always say"
"you can't have an overpopulation of 8 legged friends on your skin, you know that, right?"
"he did. he wanted me for real"
"men with beefy forearms. they're like crossfit gods"
"men are beautiful. and women, too. women are also fine" *a moment of silence* "sorry that sounded kind of sussy"
"You can find gay people in the wildest places. Just like pokemon"
"You look like a drown teddy bear"
"Thanks. I feel less evil"
"That's really ugly but there's such a beauty in things that are hideous"
"Urine throne of mass destruction and sewage carnage"
"I want the tickle me elmo so bad it makes me sick"
"This is all hypothetical. You guys are insane"
"Sometimes the world doesn't give you what you want and you have to cope with it by smelling my cheesey breath"
haha decided to post this at 11 at night and kind of sick on a whim
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