Sometimes you read this very specific fic that just makes you feel the eyes of your ancestors looking at you in shame, horror, and disappointment
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mcfly july 2021 || day 1
Mountain Dew Hat Man
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“Hey, Sherm, where’s the hat?”
Sherman Peabody adjusted his review mirror. He fixed his favorite liability on a skateboard with a bored, disapproving glare.
Didn’t he graduate high school last month?
“Late again, McFly?”
“I said, where’s the hat?” Marty shouted. “I thought I caught the wrong Jeep for a second!”
“I don’t wear it every day!”
“If you’re going to be Mountain Dew Hat Man, you have to wear the Mountain Dew hat, Sherm!”
What?
Sherman rolled his eyes as Marty waved at the jazzercise girls and they enthusiastically waved back.
He had to find another way to work.
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I have a theory after watching tons of fan fiction tiktok
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Fic writers when something happens in their fic they didn't plan for and the fic becomes independent:
This might be my circus and they might be my monkeys but this did not happen under my watch
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this tweet is the reason i can never read biker au fics
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Hahaha man I hope the fact I haven't updated after chapter 1 causes ppl to lose interest....
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Looking up from reading fanfiction, realizing I actually exist and am not just some entity watching some silly gay men interact in 3rd person ?????????? HUH!!??👎👎
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What the dynamic between my husband and I when we work on ESW together. He has to hold me back from speed running the relationships and stuff to build things slowly.
This is self explanatory.
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Kamala is me every time I open Ao3
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a compilation of my favorite ao3 bookmarks that i dont remember making :'D
FUCK YOU I KNOW I ALREADY LEFT KUDOS HERE, LET ME DO IT AGAIN DUMBASS
Sobbing rn, gonna go nuke Canadia to cope, brb
Kekekekekekek heat waves but make it gayer lmao
DAYUM BITCH THERES SOME DRAMA
Mmm flesh
Lmao pussy
Me likey
That's when their phone suddenly starts ringing. "Why is your ring tone CPR?" "Wait isn't that your special Fresh ringtone?" "WHY IS THEIR FRESH RINGTONE CPR?!" "PICK UP THE PHONE PICK UP THE PHONE WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR TRA-" "IM DOING IT CUMMY WUMMY ASSHO- FUCK
I just spent two days reading thins. I fucking love it and it was time well spent
FUCHINY YEAHHHHHHHHH
goud soop
Ahuhuhuhuhuuhh da babeyssssss
I JUST RAMMED MY HEAD INTO MY FUCKING DRESSER BUT I LOVE THIS SO MUCH WTAF
I FEEL BITCHLESS
No I am not having sex with geometry
OMG IM SO JESUS??? WAIT NO THE WORD IS JELIOS FUCK JELLUS???? IDK I JUST WANT THIS TYPE OF RELATIONSHIP PLEASE IM SO FUCKING LONELYYY
I think this just goes to show my mental stability, or lack there of
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okay i need to get this off my chest, sometime during ~2011-2014 i read this massive big time rush fanfic where the guys were kidnapped and taken to a basement in the woods to be tortured by a guy who suffered from multiple personalities and they had to be saved by the girls from the show. this fanfic had a striking resemblance to the movie split, which came out a few years ago i think
i originally read it on fanfiction.net (og’s kno wassup) but ive been trying to find it recently and cant find it anywhere. i cant be the only one to have read this multi-chapter BTR thriller fic. if you know anything abt this pls help me find it, i need to know if it still exists lol
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