#fancy knife

[boredomblazed]

The stir fry tonight was pretty damn tasty!

#stir fry #red pepper #bean sprouts #spring onion #food preparation #life #personal #home cooking #fancy knife

[p1nkshield]

Hi 👋 This is chapter four of the Estranged Uncle Au!

Just a warning there is mentions of cults and a scene that has Damian being Damian (AKA knife child) Please take care of yourselves! I hope you enjoy!

Clark was sweating buckets.

“I promise you I’m not in danger! This is all a big misunderstanding! Bruce isn’t even that creepy!”

Jazz rattled off several reasons.

“He has a cloyingly sweet public persona, his personal computer has extensive information on all of the local rogues in the area and all the adopted sons we’ve met look practically identical to both each other and you and Danny! Not to mention they all seem trained for combat! How is that not creepy?”

Okay from an impartial standpoint Clark could see how it looked like he was tied up in a cult.

“I swear if another fruitloop billionaire obsessed with one of my family members tries to adopt me I’m gonna wail!”

How specific!

“Wail?” Clark began to ask but was cut off.

“Are you tied up in a cult Clark? Because we can get you out if you are! I … uh know a guy who specializes in taking down cults.”

What?

“I promise you I’m not in a cult! The blue eyes and black hair is a coincidence and I am not in danger! Also what do you mean you know a guy who specializes in taking down cults!?!”

Danny squinted.

“Hold that thought. Everyone stop talking!”

Danny reached towards Clark’s shoulder and picked out a small device, no bigger than a grain of rice out of his cable knit sweater.

“No one who plants listening devices into sweaters isn’t creepy.”

He then promptly threw it to the ground and crushed it with his heel.

“That’s the end of the recording.” Tim said while cringing.

“Sleazy?!? Me? Sleazy? I did a back handspring on hardwood floors for them and they call me sleazy?!”

Dick thought that he could win them over. Was he too heavy handed?

“It’s probably because you fell asleep in the pico de gallo timber.” Jason joked as he inspected the weapons vault.

“What? Me?!? I was the only one who made any headway! I was just up late trying to track whoever was hacking us!” Tim defended.

“Well good news! You found ‘em! Let me know when they hack my library account seeing as the Big bad bat computer is being hacked by a couple teens.” Jason said dismissively as he took a flamethrower fuel canister.

Bruce was experiencing a new amalgamation of emotions. He was both incredibly embarrassed, incredibly amused and incredibly impressed.

How embarrassing that the bat computer was hacked! He put so much effort into the protection of his data!

But then again Clark must be beside himself trying to convince them he wasn’t in a cult and that was incredibly amusing. He even said all the things that people said when they were in denial about being in a cult!

This was absurd! The only way to describe this was absurd!

“Fools! All of you do not truly understand the gravitas of the situation! If they believe that we are indeed weapons dealers they may snoop further and compromise all of our secret identities!” Damian huffed his way into the view of his family.

“We’ll be alright Dami, Tim is reinforcing our defenses for the computer and we’re going to try and disengage for a while. If we keep on trying we might make it worse.” Dick ruffled through Damian’s hair despite many protests.

Damian tutted at this suggestion. They needed to approach the problem head on and quickly rectify the situation lest it spiral into a larger one. Perhaps if they suffered an accident.

“Damian! I know that face! That’s the face you make when you go off and try to rectify the situation by yourself!”

“That is not true Grayson! I was simply thinking about confiding in my companion about how tedious my science project is.”

“You promise you’re only going to engage in age appropriate activities like science homework and book reports?”

“I promise.”

"I'm choosing to believe you" Dick began to walk away before pulling another sour face. "...Sleazy?"

Damian checked his hidden blades one final time before encroaching upon this Daniel Fenton who had foolishly entered an alleyway. He deftly held a knife to the throat of his target.

"If you continue to snoop into my father's business I will not hesitate to cut you down!"

Damian was expecting to me met with fear and copious apologies. He was a fearsome and terrifying warrior after all.

"Are you trying to hold me at knifepoint on your tippy-toes?" The target said in the same tone that one would use with a kitten trying to jump a bit too high. They should be focused on the clear danger Damian was posing. Or at least the danger he was posing. Between the moment Damian looked at his feet and the moment he looked back up to find a very unperturbed Danny.

"Did your father put you up to this?" He asked.

"No! I acted of my own accord!"

"Well are there anymore ineffective threats you want to say?"

Damian was about to say something when his stomach audibly growled. Curses! He could not bring a meal in order to maintain secrecy from Alfred! Damian slowly looked up towards Danny's face. He has that look that Grayson gets before he does something annoying like ruffle his hair.

"Are you hungry?"

Damian did not dignify this question with an answer and began to storm off.

"I'm having some friends over, we can spare you a plate! My friend Sam chose the menu though so its vegan."

Damian stopped in his tracks.

"What is it that you are making?"

"Cauliflower gnocchi with cashew cream pesto."

"And this is taking place in Clark's home?"

"yep."

"Fine. But I will not be lenient with you because you've offered me a meal!"

Danny laughed and texted Sam

"Hey get another bundle of basil Im bringing a guest"

#estranged uncle au #dp x dc #Give clonk a moment to explain himself! #Damian Wayne thinks he is the best at solving issues quickly #Danny: We are having *fancy food you can eat* #Damian: ... fine. You may live a few more hours. #Also Alfred already knows what Damian is doing and where he is. He's just letting the punishment be him missing an Alfred-cooked lunch #Clark isn’t in a cult he swears! #tw cult mention #tw knife

[grilladrago]

Made a quick sketch of Bob in a suit (requested by a fan of mine) 🥩🥩😳

#art #sketch #bob velseb #spooky month #bob spooky month #bob velseb spooky month #bob velseb x reader #i love this man #magma board #sr pelo #suit #fancy #tw knife

[maskednerd]

#depends if you have a really fancy curved knife #well that and the cain instinct #the owl house #toh #philip wittebane #caleb wittebane #evelyn clawthorne #alignment chart meme #wittebros

[sergle]

thank you so much for posting abt your experience with getting reduction, because it’s made it a lot less scary of a concept to me. i have a lot of paid and discomfort caused by my chest but surgery of any kind is terrifying to me- seeing your joy and honesty about your reduction gives me a lot of hope for my own future. thank you for sharing :)

I'm glad it's relieving some of your anxiety about it!!! tbh I was shot back in time knowing what I know now, I'd go into surgery again feeling a lot more confident. If I knew that the healing would be so manageable, I coulda saved myself a lot of stress LMAO

#it's impossible not to feel scared abt surgery. you're getting into a knife fight on purpose #but I'm wishing you luck and it's good to hear that reading abt my experience is easing *some* of the worry!! #I was so worried about pain and about healing right and the shape and the look and sleeping and meowmehwmewowow #I was a 2-3 on the pain scale by the end of week 1 and footloose and fancy free by the time I hit a month #I can only hope it's the same for you!!! #THE PART THAT SUCKED THE WORST OF ALL. were the two weeks pre-op that I couldn't have ibuprofen or caffeine. #hey! guess what I take for a migraine. #guess what substances. #that was probably worse than my post-op pain. #sergle answers

[pushing500]

After one last trip to gather information, it's finally time to fetch our first relic and move on from Parish-by-the-Expanse!

This quest was super easy; Magic Man has wings, so even though he has the "snail's pace" trait, he could fly in and out super fast to grab the relic before he and Laursen jumped on their dirtbikes and rode home. M.M. did get a little bit bruised from a mechanoid, but I'm sure he'll be fine.

Look, I know that arming children makes them a target for raiders. Plus, being part biliog and part cat-girl, it's highly likely Dire Wolf will have an atrocious melee ability when she grows up, but the joke was right there, and I couldn't help myself.

Don't worry, though. Dire Wolf is not the only child walking around with a weapon. Pro will make the T'au Empire proud with her new masterwork pulse carbine, I'm sure of it!

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #I'm back!! #Apologies for the delay #I am technically homeless at the moment but that won't stop me! #I love these lil' guys too much #Plus they're going to move house soon too #we can move together! <3 #Love seeing Dire Wolf with her new fancy knife #she's so cute #also very proud of Laursen and M.M. for handling that wuest so well #They're good boys <3 #Hopefully you all enjoy this little relic update! #Have a spectacular day <3 <3

[spitinsideme]

Any ragapom or chaggie toxic yuri mafia au?

i dont like mafia aus 💔💔💔 too violent .. why are they killing ..... i think lady couples should never have to endure any hardshios and zero trauma they shoukd be happy and rainbows .. OH BUT I THINK IVE SEEN SOME MAFIA AUS AROUND ? like the casino one ??? i think that ones mafia maybe idonrknlw but you shoukd check that out !!! i dont likw toxic yuri UNLESSS it has religious symbolisim give mr a girl who has to pretend her lover is a prophet so she can justify her sinful desires youknow ? i dont thonk ivr rver seen a chaggie mafia au bjt there was a band au i saw once that was really good ! domr remeber from.where but you shoild look it up it ha dvery nixe drsigns !!!

#also i dont like suits #suits are BORING #oh yoire wearung a shirt and trousers and a blazer ? okay #that was my school uniform everday thats not special #i wore a tie to school i donr CARE about your fancy suit with a tie #suits are boring to me bit i think thats because ive seen it so often #it looks boring i jate them #aso mafia aus i hate guns #give me skin on skin murder #give me knife pointed at someones throat #give me them havjng to push it inside hard to actully kill them #or ehatever ...

[arcaneworms]

a piece i did a couple days ago of my oc, dani!

#dnd tiefling #dnd character #he's a menace #personified version of a fancy knife with a porcelain handle #dramatic over every little thing

[mostly-pizzatower-stimblog]

Excuse me, but can you please do an Evil Lovesick Peppino Stimboard with pink and fancy themes? Do you need a reference?

Don't worry, I usually go on blogs to snoop! ;0) /lh /silly I'll see what I can do!

TW! Knife!

Evil Lovesick Peppino Stimboard!

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#tw knife #fancy stim #hair stim #pink stim #bow stim #fluffy stim #rose stim #makeup stim #pizza tower #stimboard #stim #pizza tower au

[petrichor-moss-and-lightning]

kind of silly, but i will never get over the fact that when u type in the title of my book, this is the first thing that pops up

#it looks so fancy hehe #conflicted ab this collection cause I poured a lot of myself into it #but I kind of hate it now aksjkajdjs would rewrite chunks of it if I could lol #unloving the knife #Lilith Kerr #personal

[streamlass]

I have had a moment of brilliance (or as close as I ever get).

My impossible-to-buy-for brother, who refuses to wear waterproof boots, is getting a forced-air boot dryer for Christmas.

I share this in case anyone else has siblings who hate wet feet, are apparently too silly to take steps to avoid them, & also refuse to tell you what they want for presents.

#I told him what I wanted in AUGUST #When it was ON SALE #That is a long time to wait for a fancy knife #Yes we're both weird why do you ask?

[lorieninksong]

Commissioned drawing of a dead gangster from a Necromunda game. Fancy knife wielding dude got wrecked, seems like a skill issue. RIP. Honestly this was very different but very fun to draw.

#necromunda #warhammer 40k #grim dark post apocalypse #fancy knife gangster #dead guy RIP #sketch #commission

[tennessoui]

a few weeks back I read through the entire KUSWK tag from the beginning and now I’ve gone and done it again for the smithsonian AU 😍 a) you’re so good I’m addicted and not complaining and b) I’m *dying* to know who obiwan turned up with for that double date (and as I’m typing this my mind screamed VOS??!!) I don’t know if you plan on returning to this at some point no pressure at all but if you do, please I’d be grateful for that double date! 🥹🥹🥹

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i actually just opened this fic's document today (i have spent so much time at the smithsonian museums lately tbh) so it's definitely forever on my mind!! currently, i'm planning to post it a la kuwsk where every chapter is an unconnected ficlet in the same universe, and the first chapter for the smithsonian au (aka "independence ave and madison drive" on ao3 eventually) will be obi-wan realizing his feelings for anakin.....after a whole chapter of being a lil bit of a bitch lmao

#asks #smithsonian au #obikin #to expand it's like. obi-wan goes to see anakin and anakin is bogged down in budget and busy work #and obi-wan feels something about that and for him #and so instead of making anakin buy him fancy lunch he asks him to take him around the air and space museum #and watches anakin fall in love with the simplicities of his life's passion #cutting through all the busy tape like a hot knife cuts through butter #and obi-wan realizes afterwards that he did all that for anakin because #holy shit he has feelings. for anakin. skywalker. this is the worst thing in the world.

[purple-pigeon-art]

Its official! 1.5 inch Stab Pigeon Keychains are on the website and ready to go! There are only 5 available so get them while I have them.

Worldwide shipping available ~

Find them on prplpigeon.com

#pigeon #art #artist #pigeons #pigeon art #birb #birblr #pigeons of tumblr #fancy pigeons #funny #knife #bird with a knife #keychain #keychain for sale #limited #sticker #stickers #sticker shop #stickers for sale #illustration #animal illustration #animal art #artist alley

[boyjoan]

attention!

#I COOKED DINNER AND I WANT TO TELL YOU ABOUT IT !!! #partridge family breakfast!! #but for dinner... #ok so. asparagus tips..... #delicioso. cooked in butter and thinly sliced garlic (casually boasting about my knife skills in case anyone fancies me for it( #and listen. i am a fish eater im very sorry i WANT to go vegan but i live with a fisherman. #so cod loin #cooked in a tin foil packet i.e. steamed #with lemon. chilli. and kaffir lime leaves #and then seared off in butter because if you dont know. the reason your food doesnt taste like restaurant food is because you aren't using #nearly enough butter #anyway baked potatoes also. crispy on the outside soft on the inside (armadillo) #<-(family joke) #potatoes were actually done on the barbequeu because its my dad's special interest #and that's dinner!!!

[sundogscoops]

Something i will never understand is how older generations have such a hard time hearing "im poor" if you like.. dont live in a fucking mud hut in the wilderness.

Wheres that fox news screenshot thats like 90% of """"poor""" people own a refigerator.

#haha uhmmm excuse me poor???? #if you really WERE poor you would sell all your worldly possetions on ebay right now #do you really NEED that fancy phone??? um letters exist idiot. #cold food? wow livin in luxery over here mr money bags #i am going to rob you with a knife #barkbark