Fancy hates Dried Pickle Man a lot so I don't even know why she came to lie beside him in the first place.
iD: two cats lie on a bed side by side, a one-eyed longhair colorpoint male, Dried Pickle Man, and a slightly smaller medium-hair gray female, Fancy. Fancy is getting scritched and petted on her little bastard head.
Human: No screamin'?
There is a short pause. The little cat turns and slaps the bigger cat in the face and emits a satisfyingly weird-sounding scream.
The larger cat is totally unbothered and merely turns to sniff at her as though to make sure she's okay. Neither get up.
I was really in the mood to do some masquerade fanart, but I didn’t feel like coming up with anything original, so here’s some of my favorite (...slightly paraphrased) bits from the first part. I don’t know where it’s going, but it’s pretty fun so far!
also one that isn’t canon except in my heart:
(disclaimer that this is a Joke)
(he is a horrible little rat man, but to be fair, so is everyone else)
(if you don’t like horrible little rat men why are you even playing this game)