Tumgik
#fandom jokes
inlovewhithafairytale · 8 months
Text
Meanwhile Me defending the love of my life.
He's KILLED people before!!! He's insane!!!
Me: yeah...but have you SEEN the way he smiles?
416 notes · View notes
cubikzoa · 9 months
Text
No but Hannibal and Will are both so dramatic and petty, and in truth, clever and intellectual. I highly doubt their arguments would resort to, uh, culinary combat unless they had exhausted all other insulting options. Like Will is mad bc Hannibal will not let him adopt the 23rd dog in a row and Hannibal is mad that there is MUD on the CARPET and dog fur on his $552239737900 suit. Will puts McDonald’s coupons in Hannibal’s wallet. Hannibal switches the time on every single clock in the house. Will puts ketchup and mustard on his fancy gourmet dinner. Hannibal frames a poster for a local dog catching service.
Will is like “Well we already agreed that tonight we are going to have regular pork” and Hannibal is like “Well I apologize, there’s only one dish on the table that is people-free. So sorry, Will.” Will’s like “Wow Hannibal, thanks for making me a jello dessert for dinner. So nice of you” and then Hannibal says “Gelatin, the main ingredient, traditionally comes from boiling cartilaginous cuts of meat, usually pork. The people-free dish is in fact the water with a mediterranean lime and a hint of mint leaf in it” and Will grabs the frying pan and a potato skewer and leaps over the table
119 notes · View notes
umbridgesshit · 9 months
Text
"a blonde and a brunette" - ancient greek proverb
109 notes · View notes
au-where-i-am-sane · 3 months
Text
Man, is watching a show through Tumblr and YouTube, without ever REALLY watching a normal thing? Like I know everything about Supernatural now. And I mean EVERYTHING. I ship Destiel (I even fucking draw them), I get all the pie jokes, the rainbow slinky thing, the "you breed with a mouth of a goat" (it's HILARIOUS). I get offended when someone says a thing 'bout Cas not having his wings. I only wear plaid now... But do I actually count as a real fan? It bothers me
16 notes · View notes
shamyzn · 8 months
Text
Tumblr media
Nitpick, nag, nerdsplain.
44 notes · View notes
archangelofzion · 1 month
Text
3 year old sister: we're going hunting!
me: hunting? for what?
3 year old sister: for stuff!
me: for stuff?? 😶
her: yeah
me: and thangs???😳
her: yeah. stuff and things
me: thangs
2 notes · View notes
Text
Jake 🤝 Hunter
Of course they’re this character’s father/foil. They’re everyone’s father/foil. They’re your father/foil.
16 notes · View notes
nouverx · 3 months
Text
Tumblr media
You gotta excuse his 1920's ass, he's still learning slangs
46K notes · View notes
joycrispy · 8 months
Text
Zepotha will never be Goncharov because when it comes down to it, tumblr culture is collaborative, while tiktok culture is merely iterative, and those are not the same thing.
28K notes · View notes
snekboisworld · 7 months
Text
I find it extremely funny that the entire Good Omens fandom is absolutely in love with Bildad the Shuhite for seemingly no reason. Can one of you please tell me why we love him so?
16K notes · View notes
polararts · 1 year
Text
Tumblr media
It's a period piece~
43K notes · View notes
inlovewhithafairytale · 8 months
Text
When hes an antihero and also a narcissist with past trauma and has killed plenty of people before.
Me: somehow I just KNOW he gives good hugs
166 notes · View notes
cubikzoa · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
The two ends of the absolute bullshit at deductions spectrum
102 notes · View notes
octobergrover · 4 months
Text
what if blackjack in the pjo show was voiced by Ryan Reynolds
4K notes · View notes
thecindercrow · 9 months
Text
Tumblr media
10K notes · View notes
naamah-beherit · 8 months
Text
I'm begging y'all, put at least minimum care into how you present your fics to the public.
"idk man you name it im tired" as a title tells me you didn't care.
"This is STUPID" in the tags. Okay, I won't read it then.
"I don't know how to do tags" tells me you didn't bother taking one look at any page in the archive to see how others tag and use it as reference. Or, you know, you could have asked, too.
"idk if this is trash, bc I worte this in the middle of the night bc idrk" in the summary doesn't really encourage me to open the story.
3 lines of tags on a 4k monitor, none of which are actual searchable tags but a stream of consciousness about the author's sleeping habits and music preferences, tell me you don't know what your story is about if you can't give us 2-4 main tropes and themes. Also, this isn't tumblr, come on mate.
"I hate myself for this fic" okay? Why did you write it then if it brought you discomfort? Moreover, why did you post it???
"Why Did I Write This?" well, hobbies are about joy and fun, if writing doesn't make you happy then maybe it's time to look for something else to do in your free time? No point in making yourself miserable.
"The Author Regrets Everything" paired with more self-deprecating tags suggest I better not bother opening the fic because it clearly made the author miserable and why would I be miserable as well?
"killing myself rn" please get help.
0 additional tags is better than that. Writing and sharing fics should be an act of care, not anguish.
6K notes · View notes