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writing-and-nutmeg · 4 months ago
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Reader: Omg I can’t wait for the next chapter!!
Me, the writer, slowly closing my blank word doc:
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Edit: Credit to @luke-skywalker for the gif!
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honeyscapes · 2 months ago
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the fic: Liam woke up next to Theo with slightly messy bed hair, delicately falling into his eyes, giving him a soft look.
what my last 2 brain cells picture:
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mysticmilks · 8 months ago
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enchantedpersephone · 7 months ago
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*Hermione to Severus in "The Magic Lamp" by foxyx*
Hermione: So, what is it that I'm feeling in you?
Severus:
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anguisette90 · 4 months ago
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Need to invent a script or something where every time I try to hit a button of any kind on this hell site, I instead get a pop-up which reads:
NO ONE CARES, GO FUCKING WRITE!
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aquariusdeanw · 7 months ago
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Someone recommended to me this fanfic on livejournal.
It was over 80k words. It was beautifully written. Tragically wonderful. Angst, fluff, hurt/comfort, great OCs, amazing story. I spent all yesterday until 4 AM to read it and I finished it today.
There is one problem though.
The fic is incomplete.
Not only the fic is incomplete, it is left at the lowest low that the couple ever had. The one where you can’t even imagine “it’s all gonna be alright for them in the end” because things are bad BAD between them.
Worst thing? Last time it was updated was in 2008.
2008?!?
Who in their right mind recommends an incomplete fanfic from 2008 which ends with ANGST.
Do you wanna what’s written at the beginning of the last published chapter?:
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I wanna die.
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criminal-minds-fluff · 16 days ago
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Hello to everyone in the criminal minds fandom I’m new here lol! But I’ve seen lack of cute fanfic (or maybe I just read them all and need more) so at this point I decided to just start writing them… Yea maybe I’m a little addicted but come on. I have some vague ideas of what I’ll write and if you have any prompts, scenarios, or even full on story ideas then send them to me!
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16woodsequ · 12 months ago
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Ptss
I will tell you something that only my tumblr followers get to know.
In my fic “The Alternate End”, in the first chapter while Tony is talking to Strange about destroying the stones, Strange doesn’t want to destroy the Time Stone, but they have the Mind Stone too, and there is this line where Tony goes:
  “Do the math, Sherlock. Let’s destroy the other one.”
And it is funny because both RDJ and Beadnitjhc Cumbetbathc both played Sherlock.
And a reader recently pointed that out to me and that is good because I never would have known because I did that completely on accident.
Tony just gives people nicknames okay! And he called Strange ‘Sherlock’ for irony’s sake because Strange was being unreasonable! And it is a really good pun that I had no idea existed until about a week ago.
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diazami · 4 months ago
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I feel this in my soul
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floreuce · 2 months ago
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college? like the fanfiction au?
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writing-and-nutmeg · 5 months ago
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Me every time I start a new WIP:
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prismolovesfanfiction · 2 days ago
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PHOTO ID: Madam Pomfrey offered him an Acid Pop for “being brave” and Harry wasn’t too proud to take it, desperate to get the taste out of his mouth
Unprecedented Competition / / BrilliantLady / / Chapter 27: The Fallout
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mysticmilks · a year ago
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kmindset · 27 days ago
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I don’t wanna be Y/N I wanna be the love interest
Me: *walks into the room* “Hitman Bang sold you to me. You’re mine now”
BTS: *collective gasp*
‘That’s how we got sold to…her’
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Powerful
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ao3-crack · 2 months ago
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(x)
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bebx · a month ago
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gaymerrin · a year ago
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you ever read a gay fanfic and you can just FEEL how straight the author is
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your yearly reminder that Baby It’s Cold Outside is a song about a woman having CONSENSUAL sex, at a time when premarital sex was frowned upon. The female singer is offering up the token demurrals society expects her to, because it’s expected, not bc she doesn’t fully intend to stay and have awesome sex with a dude she’s into. The male singer knows this, and is in turn offering her an excuse to give to the neighbors in the morning (“it was too cold for me to go home, the only responsible thing to do was spend the night at his place. because of the weather, get your minds out of the gutter”). A 1950s audience would have understood all this, but the nuance gets lost in a modern age where women are actually allowed to say yes when they mean it.  
Also the “hey what’s in this drink” thing was a common joke at the time, where the punchline was that there was in fact nothing in the drink. the woman’s making a joke that she wouldn’t do this if she was sober, oh goodness no! it’s only a joke bc both she and the man are in on the punchline: she is sober, and is only staying bc she wants to
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callmemaeve-y · 5 months ago
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i hate it when fanfictions just make me realize stuff about myself that i knew subconsciously but always repressed lol like right now, really? in the middle of a 100k words, fluff, slow burn, hurt/comfort fic?
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candylandsmostwanted · 2 months ago
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Canon with a tiny plot hole or time skip: We don't really know what happened here.
Fanfic:
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