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prismpom-moved · 6 years

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Emoji Food Meme Prompt #1

The door swished upon with a pinging ding from the bell above, signaling the arrival of two very familiar faces.

"Thanks Shad for taking me to lunch, but honestly this is a bit much. It was a little more than a quick jog to get here, but we're in a whole other town. Why couldn't we go to Chuck's like we first did?" the blue blur smiled amicably at his foe turned friend while rubbing the back of his quills.

"Nonsense. While I quite enjoyed your family's chili-dogs, where we are, you don't need any over the top ingredients. It's delectable just as it is." Shadow smirked knowingly.

"Haha, so less cheese then I guess?" Sonic hoisted himself up onto a seat at the bar.

"What'll it be boys?" a younger woman asked as Shadow settled in.

Sonic raised a finger as if to speak but Shadow interrupted, "Please, allow me." He cleared his throat, "My ally and I would like to have your Mobius-Famous Super Sonic Dogs and two large Chao Colas."

"Wow!" Sonic practically purred, "A lunch date with my favorite dude, eating food that appeals to my megalomaniacal ego, and you're being such a gentleman."

Shadow lowered his eyelids, seemingly annoyed, but the playful smile on his lips said otherwise, "Only the best for the world's saviour."

"Oh stop you."

"Is that all, sir?" the girl sheepishly inquired.

"Oh yes, many thanks." he nodded.

"You know what I don't get?" Sonic asked while taking small sips of his drink once it arrived.

"What?"

"Why you speak like a renaissance man but have the vulgarity level of a two-thousand-something millennial." Sonic admitted.

"It's quite fucking curious, is it not?" Shadow said mockingly.

Sonic just shook his head and laughed slightly.

A few refills later the food finally arrived and Sonic's tail practically wagged in excitement.

"Chaos, that smells awesome." he commented, inhaling the sent of charbroiled meat.

Shadow 'hmph'ed approvingly, before taking a bite out of his own hotdog.

"Uh, Shad?"

"Hm?"

"Where is the ketchup or mustard... Or love?" Sonic asked flatly.

"The Broken Eggman Bistro never puts such foolish condiments on such a tasteful cut of choice." Shadow responded, almost incredulously.

"It just looks like a sad stick of nearly-burnt meat to me." Sonic began to tear up.

Shadow stopped eating and looked curiously at the suddenly emotional hedgehog.

"I mean look at it. It's so exposed and naked on this jail-house mattress you call a bun!" Sonic cried out.

"It's called focaccia and it's an artisanal brea-" Shadow began to defend the thing as Sonic continued to stammer on.

"It needs a warm blanket of chili and some little soft shredded cheese kitties to curl over them. And the bun should be a soft bed of a potato roll, slightly toasted to comfort perfection." steady tears rolled down Sonic's face as he wept into his sweet potato fries.

Shadow stared in abstract horror and confusion at Sonic, finally he brought himself to say, "... What the fuck is wrong with you??"

A few seconds passed by before Sonic wiped both of his eyes and responded, "I don't have a single clue. Is this how my Mom feels whenever she sees me?"

"I don't know wh-"

"BECAUSE THIS IS A DISAPPOINTMENT." he screamed.

Shadow almost rolled his eyes as Sonic curled himself up into a shaky ball. He paid the waitress for the meal anyways and kicked Sonic out of his seat. The blue ball rolled itself out of the restaurant.

He uncurled to show his head for a moment, "You wanna know the worst part?"

"I just wasted thirty minutes and fifteen bucks on you, both of which I will never get back?"

"They named it after me!" Sonic ignored Shadow and kept rolling alongside him.

"I'm never taking you anywhere ever again. We may be friends now, but as far as the public is concerned, I don't know you. Chaos Control."

He disappeared and Sonic suddenly popped back up, "Jeez, talk about melodramatic

#sonic #sonic the hedgehog #sonic fanfic #sonic fanfiction #shadow #shadow the hedgehog #this is so stupid #it was better executed in my mind #at 12 in the morning #last morning #humor #funnny #funny

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tack-tick · 3 years

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The Soul Siblings

Found family of Polly, Jeralt, and Anne. Eleanor is that one friend in Disney sitcoms who’s always at their house and comes in through the window.

PICREW LINKS: https://picrew.me/image_maker/196270 https://picrew.me/image_maker/19158

Polly AKA DG

Made her channel as an edgy 14 year old and DG stood for Dark Goddess

No one else knows this and anyone who does has been silenced

Know as an extremely good PvPer in Minecraft

Also known to get in wars and overplan

Considered the eldest sister in the group

Her dealing with Anne’s crap is 100 percent karma for Juliet having to deal with her crap

Has a very deadpan sense of humor

Struggles with the talking and the feelings

Has a complicated relationship with Juliet

They have most of their issues resolved now but it was rough at their duel

Managed to keep being her sister a secret for a good long time

Then someone on Twitter went through her old privated videos and found it

She almost got cancelled for it

Teases Anne and Jeralt a lot but she considers them her younger siblings

Which means she gets extremely upset when their chats give them a bad time and they call her afterward to cry a little about it

She will go on a hiatus for them

Lived in America but moved to the UK

Could not give less of a crap about RPing but occasionally delivers with the rawest lines

Age is 24

Jeralt AKA JeraltEisner

Streams full time

Was one of the first to find Anne and Eleanor streaming before they got big

He’s a little protective of Anne

Not Eleanor because Juliet does that

Yes he is aware his name is super uncreative

He started his channel on a whim at like 3 AM don’t judge him

Does weird 100 player challenges

100 players survive on one chunk and such

Dating Tabitha

Nobody knew for like a year until he drunk tweeted about loving his girlfriend so much

Very nice and sociable

He needs to be at least a little charming for his job

Lives in the UK

One of the best RPers

Has a tendency to be a bit too self blaming

If his loved ones are feeling down he tends to blame himself for not noticing

Honestly he cares a little bit too much at times

If Anne starts crying he will 100 percent start crying

Age is 23

Anne AKA DoubleN

Chaos just chaos

She’s a 16 year old who streams Minecraft

Streams every day after school

Starts off with adults as that annoying kid who follows them around and somehow they become attached

She’s loud but funnny

Very loyal to friends

Secretly is scared that Jeralt and Polly will eventually get tired of her and just dumps her

Hides most of that behind bluster

Is best friends with Eleanor or Els

Is like a little sister to Polly and especially Jeralt

Really all the adults try to give her advice and protect her from creeps

Even though she claims she’s perfectly capable of telling creeps off herself

Plans to keep streaming in college

Lives in the UK

Very good at RPing

Started dating Aiken after they both accidentally flirt on stream and cause everyone older than twenty to die inside

If anyone’s gonna die in a sad story it’s her

Will fight anyone

Has a hatred of horror

Will tell dirty jokes that she has heard but doesn’t understand

Has probably taken at least 10 years of off Polly and Jeralt’s lives from stress

Will go all out in everything she does

Plays the guitar as a casual hobby

She can’t write songs but she’ll sometimes get a list of songs she can cover and steam her playing them

She does play when she is stressed out

It’s a good outlet when she doesn’t feel like editing will help

Has not learned when to keep her mouth shut and really needs to

Eleanor AKA Goldie

16 year old streamer

Anne’s bestie

Very nice and a bit shy

Used to be way more shy but streaming helped

Doesn’t so much as suggest idiotic plans but will go along with them for the ride

Pretty good at RPing

Wants to write scripts in video games someday

Dialogue and story and such

Also has a hatred of horror

Her and Anne are called B&R by fans

She likes blue and Anne likes red

When she’s on a chill stream chat asks about books she has read

She will babble on and on about them

Has a supportive chat considering that Anne will come in and threaten to start stabbing anybody who talks smack

Still anxious that she’ll accidentally say the wrong thing and boom cancelled

Calls Anne Annie

Played The Walking Dead and made a bet that she would donate 20 bucks to Anne’s next stream if she cried

Proceeded to donate 20 bucks to Anne’s stream

Her and Anne still rag on each other plenty

Will mess with her friends if she’s bored enough

Will also stick to a bit all the way

This bit her in the butt during the Amnesia Incident

Has a secret Tumblr where she posts her own short stories

Also posts fanfiction of The Crown and other historical dramas

Never tells what it’s called but she probably has a good 250 followers

One of the few ways to piss her off is if Anne’s chat makes her upset

She will go off on them on Twitter

#OCs #Characters #picrew #The Soul Siblings #Polly #Jeralt #Anne #Eleanor #YouTube #Also congrats to Jeralt for being my first male OC #After this I might wait a little bit and see if anyone asks any questions #Please ask some questions #I’ve mostly lurked on tumblr and never really interacted with anybody before #Got worried because I couldn’t find the Jeralt PICREW #thank heavens for watermarks #also this is all on mobile so forgive me if it looks a bit janky #Polly was also one of my first OCs but the others are newer #I love all of them #Minecraft

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h2wl · 4 years

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im r3ading old fanfiction dot net hxh fics i feel like crying theyre so funnny

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entertainmentforthegods-blog · 7 years

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Who I want to be (Kagu/Sessh) Chapter 1

Hey there and welcome to my new story about Kagura and Sesshomaru! I had this hilarious idea for starting it out and I hope some lovely people will join me here!

If you want to be tagged in the following chapters just like and reblog this post :) If you wanna chat me up, just message me or drop me questions into my ask box! :)

CHAPTER ONE

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Hi, my name is Kagura and I was your average politics college student. Except some little details, like I'd rather study stageplay stuff, but I couldn't because of my shitty father. I won't fight for the environment either, father will use me as a handy tool for his underground work. I didn't really mind. I was going to be sucessful and famous, occasionally I would have someone punch someone in the face or make some dude shoot some other dude. Now before you write me off as an asshole, I was raised by my father. And he is something. He mostly left me in peace and apart from choosing my study subject I was free to do what I wanted. People weren't necessarily nice to me, ever. Screwing them over was nothing that repelled me. Besides, everything changed today. I won't take any shit from Naraku ever again. I found something out. And for the first time in my life, I really feel like killing someone with my bare hands.

But let me start from the beginning, like half a year ago. Father assigned me to keep an eye on two new students. One of them, studied politics like me. The other took Design classes. He always had his head buried in messy sketches and notes, that Inuyasha. And the other one, Sesshomaru, he wanted to be a writer. Secretly. He also didn't want to dissapoint his father, I think. So he studied what his old man wanted, but when I saw him in the libary, he was nearly always busy drafting a new story. This story starts in that very libary, because that was my first real encounter with one of the Inutaisho-Brothers.

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It was a late afternoon, Kaguras books and papers were spread out in front of her on the dusty table and she hadn't looked at them once. Finally she decided to give up. No learning today. Kagura stretched and looked around. It was a typical late afternoon libary view, orange sunlight glistening in the air, when it met the dust particles hovering there. Bored students quietly burying their heads in books and the occasional squeak of someone shoving back his chair. Thats when she noticed Sesshomaru sitting three tables away from her. He was furiously typing into his laptop, then stopped, his hands flat, resting on the keyboard, scrunched his nose, wrinkled his forehead and started again. It was almost funny, his face was pinched, as if he was biting down on a piece of lemon.

Narakus assignment didn't really bother Kagura, but why would she waste such a perfect opportunity to spy on him a bit. The kind of stuff he wrote, would tell her a lot about his character. As long as it wasn't just something for school. But she kind of doubted that, considering how engaged he seemed. Quietly, she stood up and walked over to the bookshelf behind him. She pretended to look for a book, pulling one out, placing it back. He didn't seem to notice her presence. Kagura turned around and took a peak at the screen. And that was that.

Jakotsu was amazed at the size of Bankotsus Cock. He wanted to lick it, suck it, eat it all up. He couldn't wait to taste (...)

Kagura sucked in too much air and choked. Sesshomaru slammed the laptop shut and whirled around to look at her. "It's rude to sneak up on others. Do they not teach you any manners where you come from?" Kagura had to stifle a laugh. This stoic distant guy. Head always high and up. And she caught him in the libary writing hardcore gay porn. "My,my," she said. "I was just taking a look. Your fault for not having your back." "This is no war and I think people would appreciate if you respected their privacy." "What are you writing this for anyway?" "This...is none of your business." "Thats what makes it interesting." Kagura crossed her arms. "Seriously...is this fanfiction or..." Sesshomaru stood up and gathered his laptop under his arm. "Have a good day." "How very curteous." Kagura mused. "Such a dirty gentleman." Sesshomaru didn't reply. He left without turning back. Smug Bastard.

Kagura didn't talk to him again until the first day of her social politics class, three weeks later. She had picked a seat in the very back, so she wouldn't necessarily have to pay attention, when someone plopped down in the seat behind her. "Ah gawd, had to run all the way here. I'm all sweaty, ugh. I think my body powders all messed up." He shot Kagura a bright grin. "Hey there, sweetie." Obviously gay, she thought. Hair in a bun, tightened with a little pin and he wore fucking blue eyeshadow and a subtle shade of lipstick. But he was cute none the less. "What the hell is body powder?" she asked. "Supposed to keep you from sweating and smells like fruit. Well," He sighed. "Now I reek like a papaya after running the Iron Man." Kagura laughed. She instantly took a liking to that guy. He seemed delighted and held out his hand to her. "Well, beautiful lady, nice to meet you. I'm Jakotsu."

Kagura stared at him, flabbergasted. Realization hit her. She bit her lip. Tried to think of something horrofic, cats being run over by cars or something. It didn't work. She burst out laughing, then took his hand, trembling. "I'm...! I'm..." A tear escaped her eye. "Sorry, I...my name is Kagura." "Whatever you thought of must have been really funnny just now." Jakotsu said, still faintly smiling, but obviously irritated. Kagura wiped away the tear. "Depends. Do you know a guy named Bankotsu?" "Know?!" Jakotsu exclaimed. "Know?! Are you crazy? He's my boyfriend!" "Oh no!" Kagura giggled again. "No, really?" "Okay, you gotta tell me what the heck is so hilarious? Darling, five minutes ago I didn't even know you!" "Do you also happen to know Sesshomaru?" she asked. "Girl, are you from the CIA or something?" Jakotsu cocked a perfectly plucked brow. "So you do know him?" "We're best friends." he said. "How do YOU know him?" Kagura hesistated. What if Jakotsu didn't know about Sesshomarus little Story. She didn't want to bust him. "I don't think i'm in the position to let that cat out of the sack." "Ohhhh!" Jakotsu grasped her hand. "You slept with him didn't you? That asshole hasn't told me ANYTHING!"

#kagura of the wind #sesshomaru #sesshomaru x kagura #sesshomaru kagura #kagura inuyasha #inuyasha fanfiction #inuyasha #sesskagu

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fanficlandofkazamcra-blog · 7 years

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“How Bad Can I Be?” A keemstar x onceler cross over fanfic.

Keemstar was sitting at his desk, wondering what he would do in his life. He was a drop out and he still needed adult diapers. Standing up, he exclaimed to himself, shaking his fursuit around, “ I know! I’ll do youtube videos about the NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWOSSSSSSSSSSA “ he smirked. He visited the wonderful land of Youtube. It was glorious, full of youtubers having a great time, fulfilling their fandom’s ships. Jack and Mark were STILL not together, and the fangirls were crying. Most, if not all of them were playing videogames. There were also some who thought they were dragons.

Keemstar strutted to the youtube channels in his fursuit, watching them be far more successful than him. He was jealous, very jealous. Eventually, the sky got dark, so most youtubers left the area, but some stayed because they had no life and sold their soul to the devil, to be devoted to posting 18 videos a day. After creating his channel, “Drama Alert”, he exposed a man named XxAlexIsAGoodManXx, ruining his channel. It fell to ashes over the period of a month, brutally getting torn apart from the inside. Drama Alert collected the ashes, ready to make a batch of suscribers. He walked away, holding the remains of his youtube channel in his hand. He was heading towards his cabin in Youtube land, taking off his fursuit to repeal a pink Rainbow Dash adult diaper. He changed his own diaper, but it was extremely difficult, as he had never done it before. He tried to strap it together, but he was too fat, and too stupid. Either way, he crafted a video exposing XxAlexIsAGoodManXx, and walked to town. At day, the youtubers mourned over their loss. Alex WAS indeed a good man, and he helped the youtubers over the years advance. Meanwhile, fursuit man Keemstar was showing off his “Alex Exposed” video, screaming enthusiastically for everybody to call Alex a stupid nigger. They threw tomatoes at him, booing him. After being called out, he sighed, stomping away aggressively. “Maybe my mother was right..” He teared up, and threw the exposed video away, in the hands of a young adult, with beautiful luscious blonde hair and blue eyes. Keemstar was already at his cabin, deciding to move on from diapers due to his heart break. He took off his fur suit and put on a suit to appeal to the Fangirls. Suddenly, everybody rushed towards his cabin, chanting for more videos, subscribing quickly. They begged and begged for more videos. Keemstar sweated nervously at all the people, he’s only seen this many people when his mommy took him to the shop once.

“Keem! We want exposure videos! We need DRAMA!” They scream, beginning to stomp their feet, holding money in their hands. Keem calls his mom on the phone, screaming in utter joy. “MOMMY!! GET MY CEO’S I’VE SUCCEEDED IN LIFE!” his mom replied with a relieved sigh, thinking that keemstar would finally make his parents proud, but then she realised it was in youtube. She frowned, but thought it was better than nothing. Keemstar began exploiting other channels, laughing as they suffered. His CEOs were behind him, as he grinned smugly.

Youtube CEO Susan Wojcicki rushed to his hut, while listening to channels internally bleeding to death. “Stop!” She cried. “Hurting all these channels will cause extreme chaos! It’ll be your final regret!”

Keemstar spinned around from his office chair, and smirked, laughing like one of those hot anime boys, munching obnixously on popcorn. “Sorry, Susan, but the newwwssssssssaaaa must be reported by somebody.” He says, spinning back around to watch some newwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssaaa, his own newsa of course. He began to sing, suddenly changing his voice to sound like a fantastic pop star, “ How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just using the news that comes naturally,

How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following the news’ lead. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just using the news that comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Well there's a principle of nature (principle of nature) That almost every 'tuber knows. Called survival of the fittest (survival of the fittest) And check it this is how it goes. The ‘tuber that wins gotta expose and yell and send and hate! And the animal that doesn't, well the animal that doesn't winds up someone else's ne-ne-ne-ne-news! (new new new new news!) I'm just sayin'. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just using the news that comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just following the news’ lead. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just using the news that comes naturally. How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? There's a principle in the news (principle in the news) That everybody knows it’s sound. It says the people with the good news (people with the good news) Make this ever-loving world go 'round So I'm biggering my set-up, I'm biggering my news, I'm biggering my internet connection Everybody out there, take care of yours and me? I'll take care. of. Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine. (shake that news you swines!) Let me hear you say 'tobuscous exposed!' ( tobuscous exposed!) ‘He raped me!’ (’he raped me!’) Complain all you want, it's never ever, ever, ever gonna stop. Come on how bad can I possibly be? How ba-a-a-ad can I be? I'm just building a news channel How ba-a-a-ad can I be? Just look at me pettin' this child! How ba-a-a-ad can I be? A portion of proceeds goes to charity! How ba-a-a-ad can I be? How bad can I possibly be? Let's see. (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) All the customers are watchin’! (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the money's multiplyin’! (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And nobody starts exposin’! (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) And the lawyers are denyin’! (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) Who cares if a few channels are dyin’? (How ba-a-a-ad can I be?) This is all so gratifying. How bad. How bad can this possibly be!?”

He says, his CEOs singing along. Susan sighs, as she watches the last 5 channels limp down, wondering when they’ll get exposed. She looks at them and pats them. “I’m sorry, Pewdiepie. I tried, senpai.” she begins walking away, eyes watering.

SLAM!

Two days later, the last channel tumbles to an end, sending a final goodbye to the viewers. Susan sheds a tear, as the precious Pewdiepie that was always valued’s channel was ended. She walked up to Keemstar, eyes watering.

“I knew it. You would’ve done it no matter what I said.” She sighs, desperately grasping onto the last tape of Pewdiepie’s video. The fangirls were running to our good friend Keemy’s house as they spoke. “Now, unless you find someone who cares an awful lot, it’s not going to get better.

it’s not.” She says, before leaving to let Keemstar get attacked by the fangirls.

The fangirls cry and scream, hitting Keemstar’s door. “WE DIDN’T THINK THIS’D HAPPEN! WE WANTED SEPTIPLIER TO BE TRUE, BU-BUT Y OU RUINED IT!” They snapped, disliking Keemstar’s videos. Suddenly, the once beautiful land of youtube was wiped clean of it’s previous beauty. It was now dull, and grey, and covered in the ashes of old channels for others to mourn on. After locking Keemstar in his own house, the fangirls left. Keemstar had been holding the last Pewdiepie video in his hand as this happened, grasping it tightly. He sighed, turning to all his videos.

He would be here forever.

12 YEARS LATER

Hunched over, Keemstar was rewatching his old videos, remembering all the praise and attention he got. He glanced at a large stack of money, reminding himself of better days. Suddenly, he heard a little girl run to his house. Her name was LtCorbis. She was 11, and was trying to impress her friend idubbbzTV with a youtube video. He had always been funnier, better, and smarter than her, and she always tried to copy Idubbbz, he was always tired of her. He said to her one day, that if somebody gave him a youtube video, he’d just go homo for them (no homo) on the spot. The little girl yelled to Keemstar. “ARE YOU KEEM!?” Keem nodded, waiting for her to continue. Corbis yelped to him, “I REALLY NEED THAT VIDEO!” “Why?!” Keem questions, as Sophia continues. “I need it to make..” She read the smudged writing on her palm, stammering. “ Sus-Susy W-wo-wojoockky ! I need to make Susy Wojocky proud! “ She exclaims. He nods, ready to pass the video. “ Once Susan told me ‘ if you don’t try to fix it, it’s not going to get better. it’s not ‘. I wondered what this meant for years, but I finally found out-” Sophia was tapping her foot, honestly not giving a fuck about the backstory. She just wanted to appeal to Senpai edupps like the filthy fucking weeb she is. “What are you, fucking gay?” She says to Keemstar, fed up with his story. “You need a toilet roll to wipe that shit from your mouth, girly?” He hisses, dropping the video and a toilet paper roll from his barricaded window. “Thank you, daddy Keem!” She says, happily, skipping away with the video.

She passes it to Idubbbz, and iDubbbz starts wheezing. “What are you, fucking gay?” He says aggressively, flinging the video away. “I don’t want this shit I was joking, holy fuck.” Sophia cries and runs away. Neither of them realise Youtube was being revived when Edupz flung it away, people were creating channels again. They were mainly reaction channels, but it was better than nothing. Idubbbz made a channel, and got way more famous than lil Corbis.

From Daddy Keem’s house, he shed a tear in joy. “Thank you, Corbis.” He said, putting on a pink fur suit.

THE END

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