#fanfiction funny

[aslukewouldhaveit]

Withdrawal

I take a deep breath, shielding my eyes from the piercing light of my computer screen. I am sweating profusely. My hands are visibly shaking. Everything seems to hurt now.

It has been 12 hours since AO3 went down due to a DDOS attack. I thought that, just maybe, I could wait it out. I didn’t need my fix today. I could go outside. Talk to friends. Maybe even work on that fic of my own.

My head throbs painfully, almost in time with my racing heart as I refresh the page.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Again.

We’ll be back soon!

Please! Won’t any god out there hear my pleas?

We’ll be back soon!

There are tears streaming down my face as I grab my hair. I know of something that can stop the pain. The desperation. The need to read.

...

I slowly move my cursor to the search bar, deleting the url inside.

You promised you’d never go back, I think.

But I am cold. I am burning. I am desperate. Desperate enough to return...there.

I begin to type.

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#based on a true story #ao3 #ao3 update #ao3 ddos #ao3 down #fanfiction #fanfic #fanfic funny #fanfiction funny #ao3 funny #ao3 fanfic #archive of our own #archive of our own down #funnystories

[galaxythreads]

why on earth do you have so many WIPs? do you honestly have time to work on that? 

No I do not. Next question. 

#fics #fanfiction #fanfiction funny #fic author #a03

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#ao3 #archive of our own #fan fiction #fanfiction #fanfic #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[animentality]

Obsessed with AO3 writers, who are a particularly fascinating subspecies of homo sapien.

#ao3 #funny #fanfic #fanfiction #writing #writers on tumblr

[deadpearls]

#the skeleton has spoken #fanfiction #ao3 #ao3 stuff #fanfic #archive of our own #me (real) #badass skeleton #writeblr #writing #fanfic meme #ao3 funny

[cralaofmandalore]

Shout out to the day i killed the queen via AO3, legendary (name of the fanfic is jigens sick adventure, yes it is a sickfic)

#archive of our own #ao3 #queen elizabeth #meme #ao3 meme #fanfiction #fanfic #i killed the queen #im sorry #there's no queen of england #lgbtq #funny #tumblr #twitter #help lmao #wtf #seriously wtf

[starchaserfanatic]

My Friends/Family: Hey can I see your phone? I need to look something up.

Me, closing like 80+ Ao3 Tabs as fast as I can:

#that’s all fanfiction #fanfiction #fanfic #ao3 funny #ao3 #it’s private bro #what I read is between me and god stg #jegulus #wolfstar #ao3 fanfic #drarry #aziracrow #james potter #marauders fic #marauders #james x regulus #regulus black #remus x sirius #sirius black #remus lupin

[midnightepiphany]

#fanfiction is not the answer its the solution #fanfic #fanfiction #tumblr #ao3 tags #ao3 #archives of our own #meme #funny #marvel #one shot #smut #fluff #supernatural #memes #marvel meme #star wars

[16woodsequ]

#fanfic #fanfiction #fanfic meme #writing #writing meme #meme #writing stuff #writers #writing funny #writing problems

[strawberrywinter4]

Just found out today that my friend posts fanfiction as well.

She told me, nervously, that she posts her writing. And I was like oh! me too!

And her eyes lit up, I’m saying, LIT. UP.

She was like… what do you write?

I was like… fanfiction.

And she was like girl…

ME TOO!

I asked where she posts her writing.

She whispered “Ao3.”

Girl…

ME TOO.

The duration of our conversation included giggling and talking about our fandoms like maniacs.

The best feeling is when you’re able to invite a friend into your secret world of fandoms and fanfiction.

#fandoms #fandom ships #fandom #fandom love #ao3 writer #ao3 author #ao3fic #ao3 #ao3 fanfic #ao3 kudos #ao3feed #ao3 funny #fanfiction writer #fanfic #fanfiction #writer friends #writer community #writumblr #writer tumblr #writer thoughts #writers #writers on tumblr #writer #writers and poets #writeblr #writer stuff #writing community #writerscommunity

[ao3-crack]

(x)

#archive of our own #ao3 quotes #ao3 stuff #archive of our own quotes #fanfic #fanfic quotes #funny #ao3 #ao3 tags #is it canon? no. #is it true? absolutely. #is this not the purpose of fanfiction #i mean really

[emptinesstomelodyao3]

It's always

"When will fanfic writers update their stories?"

And never

"Does this fanfic writer have adequate enrichment to engage in writing behaviours?"

Fanfiction writers (Scriptor fictus) are intelligent animals who need plenty of enrichment as well as encouragement! If they're stuck in poor conditions (e.g. have studies, work, have to actually write to have something written) then they require the proper enrichment to engage in more healthy behaviours, like writing. Remember, due to poor breeding and socialisation, over half of all fanfic writers suffer from low self confidence and executive dysfunction so take care of them!

Give your fanfic writers proper care. Fanfiction writers are a life long commitment.

#im funny #fanfic #fanfiction #fandom #fanfiction community #writer #writing #writer community #fanfic community #fanfic writers #fanfic writer #hannibal #hannigram #hannibal lecter #hannibal x will #hannibal nbc #interview with the vampire #murder husbands #nbc hannibal #emptinesstomelody

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

#whump #writing #writer #ao3 #archive of our own #ao3 memes #writers on ao3 #writeblr #angst #whumpblr #prose #poem #whump community #blorbo #comfort character #humor #funny #comedy #fanfic #fanfiction #spilled ink #spilled words #memes #fandom #fandoms #meme #writing tropes #tropes #trope #whump tropes

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

#ai #artificial intelligence #writing #fan fiction #fanfiction #fanfic #twitter #meme #memes #tweets #tweet #funny #lol #humor

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

----

Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

#dpxdc #prompts #fanfiction prompts #let danny and Jazz be the unknowing heirs to mafia families please #it would be so funny #danny phantom #danny fenton #batman #nightwing #bruce wayne #dick grayson #i chose maddies maiden name based on the fannon that shes related to Warden Walker #the thought that Warden Walkers family would either become or marry into a crime family when hes so...him...is hysterical to me #danny in the back seat: My mommy can beat up your daddy >:3 #danny is the ultimate little shit here

[fourraccoonsinacoat]

Rolan: You know, if you ever get tired of adventuring, you could always come work at Sorcerous Sundries.

Durge: I don't think retail is the right career for me. My rancid blood desires nothing more than to reap death on this world. I am a vile soul, broken beyond repair.

Rolan: Sounds like an average Tuesday around here... We do have an annual employee picnic, though.

Durge: Does that help to soothe the unyielding rage within?

Rolan: *Sad sigh.* No.

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