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andyridgeley · 2 months
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Get the Wham collection
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youkaigakkou-tl · 5 months
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I draw Seimei, Haru, Tsundere-chan and Ranmaru as a cat 😼 How do you think the other characters will look like if they become cats?
omg these are so cute
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u wont believe how much time i spend thinking abt yohaji chars as animals. haru and ame are bunnies to me bc the ears look like ahoges and also theres a chinese saying that's "even a rabbit will bite when cornered" and i Have Not stopped thinking about it ever since ch92
seimei is a hare aka scarier rabbit
rintarou is a budgie bc i have a budgie that looks just like him lol. also hes kinda birdcoded to me idk why
sano is actually a cat to me he's probably a dog person but he has the temperament of a cat so
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dykemerrilll · 3 months
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If I had a nickel for every they/them lesbian I saw with a Shadowheart icon I'd be able to buy a house. They really put something special in her huh
-sincerely a they/them lesbian with a Shadowheart icon
honestly shadowheart is just catnip for they/them lesbians. idk what it is but she compels me
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justablah56 · 6 months
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throwing my anon hat into your ring. you are a beloved mutual of mine, know that since the dawn of my tumblr lifespan you have been a force of good. mayhap I shall leave more messages, a quest perhaps. perchance. farewell my sibling, and godspeed.
ee hee giggling and kicking my feet hiiiii anon !!!! first , I need you to know that you are also a dearly beloved mutual . i say this with 100% certainly because all of my mutuals are so cool and I love all of you so much <3 also absolutely delighted that apparently I've somehow been here your entire Tumblr lifespan that's wild - and second - A QUEST !?
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datastate · 6 months
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I MENAT TO MOCK YOU YET YOU TAKE IT WITH PRIDE
JOKES ON YOU! I LOOK LIKE THIS ↓↓↓
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murderballadeer · 10 months
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fare thee well, miss carousel - townes!
when it's all been done every mother's son is shown that grown men never run and so they fight with all the might inside them!! when the battle's been fought they've all been taught that the trick is just not getting caught will you give 'em hell miss carousel when they're begging you to hide them!!
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cyancherub · 1 year
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I AM HEADING OFFLINE i will get to more asks and respond to tags/reblogs when i return (LOVE U ALL SO DEARLY THANK U FOR ALL THE KINDNESS N LOVE ON MENTHOL!!) but @akitachi is online for more discussion ab mentholverse or the prequel or sequel and so on and so forth… OK I LL SEE U ALL SOON
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coquelicoq · 2 years
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thanks, now i'm about to watch bridgerton bc i want to see the man in distress and also catch a glimpse of kate's thigh so i too can lose my last braincells
anon! what about "#nobody watch this show. save yourselves" did u not understand!!!
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How about some Skimblegus songs? :)
Of course!
Chances Are - Johnny Mathis
Chances are you believe the stars that fill the skies are in my eyes Guess you feel you'll always be the one and only one for me And if you think you could Well, chances are your chances are awfully good
Can’t Keep It Inside - August: Osage County
Well I've never been a man of many words And there's nothing I could say that you haven't heard But I'll sing you love songs 'till the day I die
2/14 - The Band CAMINO
Two steps forward, one step back and It won't be long for my heart attack, nope And common sense falls second place To the way it feels when you kiss my face, nope
And let’s throw the sappy For the Dancing and the Dreaming - Erutan (or Gustavo Steiner) for the heck of it. 
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spellwound · 2 months
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“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”
hurt comfort starters. accepting.
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"Mhn." a noise of disapproval, eyes squinting at the implication of being okay after a tense fight like that. his sister and himself had more than just stayed back, out of sight from the fight; they had both set up a quiet campsite, listening to the brawl in the distance & occasionally seeing how it was going.
( did farise occasionally buff the bard from a long distance? perhaps, but no one noticed the glimmer of magic due to sleight of hand making it look like sunlight [ or moonlight, rather ]. )
"At least drink a Greater." he urges, with a cool voice & yet still seeming exasperated and worried about the bard. anyone that didn't need to die, or that didn't throw their life away... well, they weren't going to attack.
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andyridgeley · 1 year
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Okay but jamie telling his concerns to the coaches calmly and without much ego and while acknowledging his hypocrisy, and them still calling him a petty bitch, like no be proud of my boy. The vindication must come, I won't have it any other way
yeah i said the same thing in my tags about him calmly explaining to ted and beard his concerns, i just like making jokes about it because a feud is super funny to me, but i was so happy with him in that scene! and yeah, woof zava that tattoo had me 😵‍💫 i don't think it's gonna end well something's gonna snap. jamie was already there and i can see signs the team is already getting frustrated (colin being upset at the new lineup and isaac checking in, zava acting like he's going to...what...take over sam's restaurant menu??? please)
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normansnt · 2 months
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The real him
(Alastor x male overlord!reader)
No warnings my loves
Perhaps some grammatical errors🥹
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Alastor was walking down the street to attend the overlords meeting that was taking place today. He has been absent for quite some time so he has not been to one in a while, and honestly he was kind of excited to go again. Not because he cared so much about what they had to say oh no, of course it was useful information for his plan but the one true reason he went was not something, it was someone.
You.
The overlord of music. Since he was the radio demon and you were the music demon you naturally had something to do with each other. Not to mention it just so happened that you both liked jazz that was a first bonding point.
The moment you became an overlord and turned up on one of the meetings Alastor was delighted by you. You were younger than most of them around the age of the Vees however you are very respectful towards the elder overlords. And even though you were one of the strongest ones you were not egoistic at all. If anything Alastor would call you quite humble. You had a happy air around you similar to Charlie, but he could see the smartness and cunningness underneath. For anyone else you just seemed like any happy go lucky idiot in hell but Alastor knew better. He knew that you could not have become an overlord without brains, all though the Vees achieved it. It only took him one conversation with you to know that sly brain of yours which was probably one of the smartest in the room, despite your young age.
Before he left hell it has become a habit that you two sat down for a coffee after meetings and you could talk for hours, one of your favorite activities was playing chess together.
To put it short. Alastor absolutely adored you, and loved spending time with you. The only thing that made him feel even a little bit sad when he left was the thought of not seeing you for a long time.
"Alastor, how fare thee, this way"
Alastor was too caught up in his daydreams about you to notice the tall figure appearing before him.
"Greetings, Zestial" he looked at the overlord while they made their way to the meeting.
"Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day."
"Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!"
"If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou?It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to...holy arms."
"Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious. Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!" Laughed Alastor
"Quite intriguing, Some of us did miss thee more than others" smiled Zestial mysteriously.
"And what is that supposed to mean?" Asked back Alastor his smile never wavering.
"Thee knoweth what I mean a certain youngster did miss thy presence gravely"
"(Y/N)?"
"Indeed"
To this Alastor's smile lessened just the littlest bit, barely seeable to naked eye truly. He was not pleased that he caused you sadness. All though deep down in his cold dead heart a spark of warmth emerged to the thought that you missed him.
"Well than shall we proceed" said Zestial at last.
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When Alastor and Zestial arrived at the meeting he was disappointed to notice that you were no where to be seen. Nonetheless he took his seat, hoping that you will turn up since you do have a habit of losing track of time.
So the meeting began, Alastor sat next to Rosie a charming Women overlord of the cannibal town also a good friend of yours and Alastor.
"Ahhh Alastor such a pleasure to see you again, someone has become quite broody without you here." The powerful women finished her sentence with a cheeky grin.
"Yes it has been brought to my attention as well however I do not see the culprit here anywhere."
"Ohh you know the clumsy, he is always late."
About 10 minutes after the meeting began Velvette bursted through the door throwing the head of an exorcist of the table, and you walked in calmly behind her.
"Must you make such an entrance, and oh look at that now you got blood all over the table you could do it less flashy you know" you said looking at the media demon.
"I'm sorry for being late Velvette here was holding me up" you said rolling your eyes while she stuck her middle finger in your face.
"Anyways what are we-" you stopped talking when you saw Alastor. Your face broke out in a grin which you quickly tried to cover up with a cough and took your place besides Rosie.
"It's quite all right (Y/N) we know how...annoying the Vees can be" said Carmilla smiling at you slightly. You had a friendly relationship with most every overlord, even the Vees all though that was more professional.
After that you had trouble focusing, all you could think about was what you would say to Alastor after the meeting.
When Velvette jumped unto the table and started very disrespectfully yelling at Zestial and Carmilla you wanted to step in but Rosie put her hand on yours shaking her head slightly.
Alastor chuckled, a real hearty quet chuckle not a mocking one. He has always adored the way you like to stand up for people. He often wondered how you ended up in hell. Now he knows of course, your coffee 'dates' have turned quite deep sometimes, thus you are pretty much the only person who knows him. Not his grin he always wears, not his charmingly sick personality, him.
After the rather quick meeting you waited for Alastor outside of the meeting room. You were quite nervous you have not seen him in 7 years.
When Alastor saw you waiting outside he walked over. You waited till the other overlords have left the scene and the moment you could not see any of them anymore you jumped into Alastors arms.
Now, Alastor did not like physical touch. But this was already a routine for you too. Since you are a very touchy person and he does not like it at all you started off slow. Putting your hand on his shoulder as greeting and goodbye. Than patting his back and this way you guys slowly went up to a point where he was comfortable with hugging you. And now he loves it. But only if its you.
"(Y/N)...I've heard you missed me."he stated while smiling, not grinning, smiling at you.
"Weelll, I mean its no secret that you are my favorite there" you smiled shyly
"Only there?" He asked smiling egoistically exactly knowing your answer.
"All right, all right mr.bigshot however that doesn't explain why you were gone for 7 years without telling me where you were?"
You might be happy to see him now but that doesn't change the fact that he hurt you when he left without telling you.
His smile faltered a bit
He took your hand and next thing you know is you guys ended up in his room in the Hazbin Hotel.
Now he could let the smile go. All though a soft one remained on his lips.
"Everything in its time my dear"
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SALUTATIONS, GOOD TO BE BACK ON THE AIR
YES I KNOW ITS BEEN A WHILE SINCE SOMEONE WITH STYLE-
Ok I'll stop
You see...I WATCHED HAZBIN HOTEL AND ITS AN OBSESSION THE SONGS, THE ART, THE CHARACTERS AAAAAHHHGSHHSGJSGS ITS SOOOOOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD
I already have at least 5 more fics in my notes just waiting to be published but I might wait with those cuz I really have to proof read them cuz when I type fast (like when I have too many ideas in my head cuz I have a new hyperfixation) I make the stupidest ass mistakes😭
SOOOO ANYWAAAHYYSSSS
Thank you so much for reading ladies, gentleman and other, good afternoon good evening and good night🧡🦖
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hiii 👋
hi kay!!
i've known for a long time, the kind of girl you are
oh, fare thee well, i must be gone
is my world not fallin' down?
if i had a hammer, i'd hammer in the morning
i'm so tired, i haven't slept a wink
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eddiemunscn · 9 months
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eddie loves using old-timey, medieval fantasy type language when talking to you. when he strides up to your locker every morning he’s grinning brighter than the sun and sweeping you off your feet as he says things like “how doth thou fare this fine morn, my lady?” and “may i escort the fair maiden to her studies?” and you just grin and giggle shyly at his doting attention, taking his outstretched arm as you practically float down the halls together
if you timidly ask him for help or to do something for you he’s immediately on his feet and shouting “whatever the lady desires, i shall bequeath upon her!” before scooping you up in a hug whilst pressing messy kisses to your cheeks
and if you say it back? oh lord he nearly collapses right then and there. he’s at your front door with flowers, ready to take you out on a date, saying “the finest flowers for the fairest maiden in all the land” and you take them from him and gently reply, “thank you kind sir, the lady is indeed in great debt to your gratitude” and in classic eddie fashion he’s clutching his heart as he stumbles back into the doorframe before exclaiming “oh my god i love you so much—i mean, oh how dearly i do love thee, my princess!”
you always shake your head and laugh at his antics and he promptly swoops in to kiss you, but not before murmuring something like “may i humbly bestow a kiss upon my sweetheart?”
and of course you let him every time
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herlondonboy · 1 year
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High Infidelity
Pairings: Xavier Thorpe x gn!reader / Xavier Thorpe x Wednesday Addams
Summary: chase two girls, lose The 1
Warnings: cheating, infidelity, Xavier gets slapped. lmk if there are any more
Word Count: 0.8k
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You loved Xavier so much. More than he would ever know. He was the sunshine on your darkest days; the moonlight and the stars in the sky. He was just yours. But that all changed when Wednesday Addams came to Nevermore.
You went to his art shed only to discover that the locks had been changed. You knocked on the door and heard Xavier curse and rush around the small room. A couple minutes later, he unlocked the door and greeted you with messy hair. You noticed how his lips were slightly swollen, but ignored it as he invited you in.
“So, uh, what brings you here, y/n?” Xavier asked, leaning against the doorframe.
“Can’t an Outcast come and see their boyfriend every now and again?” You joked, leaning up to kiss him. He smelt of death, the same scent the new girl smelt of. “I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies. We could watch that new horror film you want to see so bad.”
“Oh.” He mumbled, looking back. “I, uhm, I’m kind of busy at the moment. Maybe tomorrow?” He asked sheepishly.
“Oh. Yeah, sure.” You nodded. You went to walk away before turning to him. “And how come you changed the locks?”
“Oh, I just have a surprise for our anniversary next month.” Xavier shrugged nonchalantly and your smile dropped slightly.
“Okay, see you.” You waved. “Love you.”
“Fare thee well.” Xavier joked. You waited a second, but the words you wished to hear never came.
It had been like that for a while now. Ever since Wednesday Addams arrived, you became more of a friend than a partner. Long, late night walks became ‘Sorry, Wednesday needs my help.’ He’d let go of your hand whenever he saw Wednesday, wouldn’t say ‘I love you’ back whenever she was in earshot distance. It hurt.
This boy that would once bring you breakfast when you were sick; this boy that would once teach you how to draw simple things under the moonlight, gone. Gone into a fraction of the man he was. This act of high infidelity destroyed you.
Part of you longed for him to tell you the truth, you wanted to hear it from him, not from your peers that had been under the impression that the two of you had broken up. They had seen Xavier’s moves, the ones he made on Wednesday. Your heart broke when everyone came to console you. You had no idea what was going on, having had the flu and being bedridden. Enid, Wednesday’s roommate attacked you with a hug the first time she saw you that week. You awkwardly patted her back in confusion and she broke away to explain. Xavier had been seen kissing Wednesday under the moonlight in your spot.
That was a month ago. You figured that if he really cared, he would’ve tried harder to keep it a secret. He should know, there's many different ways that you can kill the one you love. The slowest way is never loving them enough.
You were left doubting yourself. Did Wednesday have something that you don’t? Were you not as pretty as Wednesday? How could someone so in love with you just fall out of love like that? Did he ever even love you?
“I’m breaking up with you.” Xavier said. The date was April 29th. Your anniversary. He hadn’t shown up for your date and now here he was, breaking you with you. Who the hell does he think he is? “I… i think that you were manipulating me with your siren song and-"
You cut him off by punching his face. “You cheat on me for months and have the audacity to blame me?” You asked in shock, holding your pounding hand. Xavier looked shock. “Oh, you think I don’t know? You think that I don’t know that you kissed Wednesday in our spot under the moonlight? I built that place. I made the handles paintbrushes, not her. I said I love you there, not HER!” You yelled.
“y/n, calm down.” Xavier said quietly, looking at all of the eyes on you.
“Don’t tell me to calm down. I am calm!” You exclaimed. “No, Xavier, I break up with you.” You then said.
“Am I interrupting something?” A monotone voice said, making you jump out of your skin.
Xavier looked distraught and you turned to see Wednesday Addams. “Yes.” You said, turning back to your boyfriend. “I love you. You are my sun and my moon and my stars. I can’t even find it in my heart to hate you.” Tears gathered in your eyes as you spoke your mind. “Did I do something? Am I not pretty enough? Not cool enough?”
“It’s not you, it’s me.” Xavier said. You wanted to call BS, but he continued. “I fell out if love with you and instead of telling you, I lead you on.”
“But why? When?” You had began crying.
“I don’t know.” He admitted. “I just know that when I saw Wednesday, I felt what I felt when we first started dating.”
I didn’t mean to hurt you. But you did. You did, you did.
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harleehazbinfics · 1 month
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Home is where my Heart is.
Chapter 8: An Angel's Head Table of Contents | Profile
Word Count: 2128 A/N: aaaaa take it. we're getting more miledy backstory in the next chapter, cheers!
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Feeling a gentle hand sweep through my face, I open my eyes and see Al. I wiped my own tears away and sat up.
“Couldn’t sleep well?” he asked somberly.
“Yeah, just- it’s just a few months until her birthday is all. I just miss her so much,” I answered hugging myself trying to shake my anxiety.
He sighs, probably feeling the same way. Al left us before Abby could even reach her 4th birthday. He adored Abigail, in some way she had her grandmother’s face that made him attached to her even more. So, leaving without seeing Abby through adulthood has been rough on him. Though I’ve him told stories about our lives, how Abby missed him and often quoted his sayings from his recorded shows that she begged me to give her when she found it in her father’s old studio when we were cleaning it out. It warmed his heart that he was still an important part of her life despite being gone, clearly pleased that he didn’t end up like his own dad that he grown to despise.
“I know, but since we haven’t found her here. She must be off up there, somewhere better… safer…” he mutters almost regretfully.
I tried to smile and held his hand in assurance, “Yeah, I hope you’re right.”
He raises his lips to a smile and says, “Well then! How about some breakfast to lighten up the mood?” and guides me to the table in the woods in our room placing a dish for me and a deer carcass on his side. I roll my eyes playfully at him and said, “I’m not standing next to you if you don’t take a mint after.”
“Of course, of course. I won’t forget.”
While we enjoyed our meal together, the door bursts open to reveal Vaggie and a bunch of Eggbois.
“Alastor!”
His eyes shifted from her to me and his meal before replying, “Do you mind? I’m in the middle of breakfast.”
“Good morning to you too, Vaggie,” I greet before eating a mouthful of the meal that Alastor prepared for me.
“Hi,” she responds dryly, “Pentious' eggs are all over the place, and I need you to get rid of them.”
He throws away his utensils and summons his microphone before responding, “Oh, well, in that case, I'd be delighted to!”
“Humanely!”
“Hmm. Well, that's a lot less fun,” he remarks turning his head from Vaggie and on to me revealing his glowing red eyes and the x-mark on his forehead, “but I suppose I can take care of that on my outing today.”
“Great!” she looks at our table and sees the dead deer and comments, “That looks disgusting.”
“Dear, can you wait after breakfast?” I sighed, while Vaggie saw herself out.
“Alright, I can wait,” he smiled smiling at me and sitting in front of me again.
“Hello, little men. How are you all doing today?”
“Hi, pretty fish lady! We’re well, though we got kicked out by the owners, now we’re going wherever you go!”
I laugh at them petting their heads, “I see. Now be good eggbois and follow Alastor and I closely. We don’t want you ending up cracked.”
They saluted at us rather clumsily making it endearing for me to look at, they remind me so much of how the children in the orphanage played pretend.
As we enter Pentagram City, the little Eggbois kept pestering Alastor with questions making me cover my giggles under my hand as I watched his eye twitch in annoyance from their never-ending questions.
“This seems rather familiar. Remember when Abby reached the age where she would question us about everything?” I started with a smile, trying to calm him down.
He huffs out a laugh and nods, then shakes his head, “She was so talkative, it seemed like she would never lose her voice.”
“She’s a lot like you in that way,” I grin bumping my hips at him.
We get caught off-guard when Zestial comes before us, I guess we were so engrossed in our conversation that we missed this mighty being’s arrival.
“Hark, Alastor, M’lady. How fare thee this day?”
He places a peck on my hand in greeting while Alastor makes a little static sound.
“Who's that, boss? Want me to rough him up for you?”
“Follow in silence if you value your shell!” he replies tapping their heads and then turns back, “Greetings, Zestial!”
“Ah, the weather, doth become this fine day.”
 “Indeed, looks like we might have some acid rain this afternoon!”
Not a moment later, a demon overhearing their conversation lights themselves on fire and runs away screaming, my eyes following his figure before our party continues with our walk. I let the two gentlemen talk with themselves—listening in to their conversation.
“If our luck doth hold! I do revel in the screams. How art thou? It has been an age since thou hath graced us thy presence. Some hath spun wild tales of you falling to... holy arms.”
As he says this, my eyes couldn’t help but widen at the implication. This wasn’t just about him helping Charlie, who by proxy is Lucifer’s daughter—an angel. Does he mean that he made a deal with someone from heaven. With a confused look, I turn my eyes on Alastor who looks around somewhat nervously.
“Oh, I just took a well-earned sabbatical, nothing serious,” he adjusts his bowtie in the mirror as he answers, “Though it's fun to keep everyone on their toes!”
“There too hath been rumor of thy involvement with the princess and her recent flight of fancy. Tell me,” he stops walking and opens his coat briefly, making me somewhat embarrassed for looking directly at him, “how does thou fall in such folly?
“That is for me to know. But please, do guess, I'd love to know the theories!” Alastor answers holding his cane in one hand and the other on my waist pulling us forward.
“T'would be grander folly by far to assume the workings of your mind, Alastor. Thou hath been naught but an enigma since thy manifested in this realm!” Zestial comments.
“Coming from someone as ancient as you, I take that as quite the compliment!” Alastor ‘smiles’ as we arrive at the entrance to Carmilla’s building. While we got on the elevator, the little Eggbois closely followed only to be stopped by Alastor.
“No, no. I have a very important task for you. Stay here and guard the front until I return,” Alastor commands making them salute. I raise my eyebrow counting only four of them. I find the other one near the door, which I pushed behind me with my foot signaling him to stay quiet.
We entered the venue, quietly greeting Rosie then sitting between her and Alastor.
“Welcome, Hell sovereign overlords. I've invited you all here because you represent the controlling powers of our city. Together, you own millions of souls. Souls at risk with the new Extermination schedule. We need to discuss what can be done to minimize the impact to our interest.”
“Zestial, so good to see you, my friend,” she greets when he sits near her.
He summons a teacup and saucer and replies, “Enchanted as always, Carmilla.”
She finally notices my husband and calls him, “Alastor?”
He replies smugly, “Yes, I know I've been absent some time. I'm sure you've all been wondering!”
“...Not really. But welcome back in any case,” she replies dismissing him which he narrows his eyes in offence to.
“This year's Extermination was brutal, far more even than years past. We have assessed that about 16% of the population was lost With the angelic legions now returning twice as quickly, I think it prudent we—"
She gets cut off when Velvette enters the room on the phone with presumably one of the other Vees, side-eyeing her for her impertinence.
“Yes, I've got it handled, Vox. Are you doubting me? Really? Me? That's what I thought. Haha! Yes, I know. They're all a joke. Thank you, V. See you soon. Kisses, darling.”
“Nice of you to join us, Velvette. Will your... colleagues be joining?” Carmilla asks despite being rudely cut off by the brat.
“No, they have better shit to do than to listen to an old windbag who thinks she's tough shit. I'm here to represent.”
“Charming. So, as I was saying, we need to discuss—"
She again interrupts Carmilla by waving her hand to get her attention.
“Yes?”
“On the subject of discussion,” she starts before taking out an Exorcist’s head throwing it onto the table lolling side to side as it rests in front of us.
“Holy shit!”
“Oh! Tasty...”
Narrowing her eyes, Carmilla asks, “Where did you get this?”
“We found it during Extermination Day. If these Holy Rollers can be killed, the game has changed. We can take the fight to them. The boys and I have come up with a full assault plan—"
Velvette stops talking as she and the other overlords look at Zestial, who is sipping his tea loudly and aggressively to drown out Velvette.
“If it be true thee and thy colleagues desire to war with such meagre proof, thou art far more... foolish than I be thought,” he laughs.
Velvette scoffs and crosses her arms, “Meagre proof? It's a dead fucking Exorcist. I'd say that's pretty fucking definitive. You going blind, old man?”
“We know not how this perished. Mayhaps t'was not by a demon's hand at all. If we rush to war without knowing mightn't, they purge all of Hell for daring an uprising?”
The other overlords mutter in agreement. Velvette notices Carmilla's expression and smiles.
“Oh, I get it. So, Grandpa is too pussy to fight, so I guess there's no point, right?” she says getting on Zestial’s face, “Oh, what's the matter, Fossil? Too senile to make a real power grab for—"
I lost myself with Carmilla and Velvette’s little duet. They’re completely different styles but they blended well together which I appreciated a lot. Despite Velvette being a little brat coming here, I can’t help but enjoy her singing. I got startled when Carmilla announces that the meeting was over. We didn’t even properly start it when Velvette came in and suggested picking a fight with heaven.
Alastor and I walk out of the room eyes never leaving Carmilla. She seemed so defeated.
“Hmm. Well, that's interesting,” he then points at the remaining Eggboi with his cane, “You, little egg creature. I have a job for you.”
“Oh. Yes, boss!”
“Follow them!”
He then salutes and scuttles over inside the room.
I looked at it worriedly, “Will he be alright?”
“Darling. It’s a little egg thing. No need to get so attached,” he titters holding my waist and takes us to the elevator.
“But it’s so cute!” I pouted.
“Alright, we’ll ask Pentious if he can lend you one of them when he can,” he compromises making me beam at him. “Only if, he can tell us something valuable.”
“Deal!” I reply excitedly then giving him a kiss on the cheek are we got off the elevator and waited for the little egg to report to us.
He bounded happily and stops in front of us.
“So, what did you hear?” 
“First, the old guy w-was all, "Y-you're not yourself. You're the one who killed the angel," a-a-and, she was all, "♪ Whatever it takes ♪"” he reports clumsily making me smile a how adorable it was.
“And then what was the last thing?" Alastor asks getting annoyed by how jumbled up his sentences were.
“She killed the angel?”
Alastor hums finding this information important, “Interesting. Let’s keep this between us. Shall we?”
“You got it, boss!”
My eyes still wide about the information, “She killed exorcists? How? I mean the evidence was staring at us dead in the face, quite literality but, this changes everything.”
“Indeed. We should keep this to ourselves for now, this could help us someday,” he answers mysteriously.
He’s been doing that more often now with me after those years that he stayed gone. Oh Al, what happened.
We arrive at the hotel seeing them get together so happily bantering with one another.
Vaggie says from the balcony, “Alastor. failed to get rid of the eggs, I see.”
“Yes, well, the little monsters prove to be rather useful,” Alastor replies eyes glowing with excitement.
“Why don't you give them back to Pentious,” she says smiling.
“Really? Sir Pentious asks teary-eyed.
“Yeah. After today, I guess I can trust you with them. But seriously, no more weapons,” she announces putting her foot down.
“Why don’t we go to our room ourselves, dear?” Alastor suggests escorting back us to our room.
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