#farmer!kakashi

[sloaners]

place your bets on kakashi lasting a single season of stardew valley

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#fan art #fan comic #naruto #kakashi hatake #kakashi #kakashi zine #farmer kakashi #ENEMY CROWS #loved visiting my grandparents’ farm as a kid so the thought of this delighted me

[rennelelorren]

Can we talk about how fandom of naruto just take all of the Inuzuka characteristics and give it to Hatake?

#naruto #naruto critical #Inyzuka clan #kiba inuzuka #Hatake means FARMLAND #Hatake is a farmer clan and I bet Sakumo was an exception #Kakashi have a grate smell sense? hm let me think what other clan we all know and what have had it all this time 🤔 #hatake kakashi #hatake sakumo #text post #🍎

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Farmer Kakashi au

Shinobi in Konoha looking down on Kakashi for choosing to be a farmer when he was so talented and had such a bright future as a shinobi, but all of them knowing to keep their mouths shut when he’s around because farmer or not it’s very likely he can still kick their asses

And he can!

Gai is of course recognized as the strongest shinobi as their generation, but his and Kakashi’s rivalry is still very much alive and Kakashi still trains so they two of them are equal (just like in canon)

Which is kind of annoying fir Konoha shinobi because whenever Kakashi needs to leave the village he never hires a shjnobi for protection because he doesn’t need to

He’s more than capable of protecting himself

#Farmer Kakashi au

[kankuroplease]

Genma looks like hems apart of a frat

And if he were, sign me up for that walk of (no) shame~

#ask #tw suggestive #genma shiranui #he also looks like a farmer guy #if so call me a backhoe #a buckle bunny #the town hoe if Kakashi Asuma and Iruka are there #If Gai’s there I might live right 😆 #definitely would for my favorite Uchiha 🖤

[schoolburnout]

I'm going to go ahead and write a Farmer Kakashi Hatake Au because I feel like he is the type of person to be like

Plants will never leave you. If they die it's because you wanted them too and not because you didn't love them enough.

And he just uses the Hatake estate/compound to grow fruits and vegetables to care for orphans. Obviously heill still be able to fight because why wouldn't he? He lives in a fucking ninja village for Christ's sake and knows ninjas are not to be trusted.

Honestly this idea came to me after I found and started reading the bnha fic I was looking for in another post. There is like no ff about this and I don't know why because it's been a running joke that Kakashi would have been a farmer if he wasn't a Shinobi.

#kakashi hatake #farmer au #fanfic ideas #if there is no fics I'll have to write one #lowkey obsessed with naruto fanfictio

[viatorix]

Kakashi uses so many doton techniques because Hatake are more inclined towards earth affinities. Sakumo also had an earth affinity.

#naruto hc #ninja farmers gotta magically plow somehow #hatake kakashi #hatake sakumo #naruto

[oprescuewagon]

My head Canon is that before the Hatake clan became farmers and ninjas, they were samurai

Based loosely on kakashi's susano'o

#kakashi #kakashi hakate #naruto #dog teeth kakashi #samurai #samurai kakashi #based it on his susano'o #kakashis susano'o

[90ekz]

✣ HEAD OVER BOOTS! ੈ✩‧₊˚ SASUKE UCHIHA

wc. 1.5k

tags. farm au, fluff, stableboy!sasuke x black fem!reader, wingman naruto bc that concept is funny as FUCK, “suggestive” thoughts on sasuke’s end.

stableboy!sasuke who’s eyebrows raise as you step foot onto the ranch he works at, claiming to be a replacement for the last dairy farmer who had recently been fired. at first impression, he’s just irritated that he has to make conversation with another nameless coworker. the last new hire that he spoke to reported him to the head farmer about his “attitude problem”, and he’d gotten a very verbal warning.

and so, he tries.

slight nods toward people when they speak to him, eye contact, the whole nine. does he love doing it? absolutely not, but he can’t afford anymore complaints, this job is too important to him.

he doesn’t plan on treating you any differently, until he sees the way your brown skin sparkles in the sun, or the way your slacks cling to your thighs, and now he’s contradicting his previous beliefs. before you, his breath didn’t usually hitch when he saw people and his heart definitely didn’t hammer against his ribcage for no reason, especially since he hasn’t even spoken to you in the two days you’ve been here.

he keeps his distance, because frankly, he doesn’t trust himself to not do something stupid in your presence.

sasuke shakes his head to get himself out of his own thoughts as he’s brushing the mane of his favorite mare, luna. the action makes her tilt her head at him, and he scratches the back of his neck in embarrassment.

“don’t ask.”

it isn’t until your fifth day of employment that he’s forced to interact with you.

sasuke’s already in a bad mood, after being forced to finish grooming the last half of naruto’s sheep since he’d passed out from the heat, and even now as he dislodged the horseshoe from luna’s foot, his mood was still sour.

“there you are! ‘been looking for you for like 30 minutes!” naruto calls from behind him. he looks over his shoulder to see the blonde carrying a huge knitted sack on his back. it was a surprise that it hadn’t busted with the weight of whatever was inside of it, and sasuke felt another vein in his forehead swell with blood.

“look who decided to get over his heatstroke.”

“screw you. i’m here to do you a solid,” naruto drops the sack on the hay-covered floor with a soft thud, and a few green clusters roll out onto the ground. since when did they do personalized grass bundles? sasuke’s eyebrow twitches, and he hopes this isn’t what he thinks it is.

“you get to take these to the new girl! kakashi said they were for the cattle.”

fuck.

sasuke audibly chokes, eliciting a snort from his blonde counterpart, but this isn’t funny in the least to him. he wants to do literally anything but this, and yet his greatest fear just came true right before his eyes. why did he apply for this job again? “no. absolutely not—just… no.” sasuke turns back to his current task, and attempts to finish tending to luna, but naruto is trudging over to him and crouching down to his level with a calm smile. for a while, just watches in silence, and sasuke briefly considers stabbing himself in the eye with the pair shoe-pull offs he was holding.

“y’know ‘suke, you can’t be afraid of pussy for your whole life.”

“can you genuinely fuck off?” sasuke gripes, his grip on luna’s hooves tightening a notch until he realizes what he’s doing. he breathes in once, and out another—just like kakashi had taught him that one time after him and naruto had gotten into it on the front lawn and fell in the fish pond.

“nah. anyway, i know how you are about people, but you obviously feel something for her, right? at least you’re subtle enough, but i pay a lot of attention these days. she’s so nice, just go talk to her!”

and maybe he’s right—maybe he just needs to man up, and go talk to you, but what would you even say to someone like you? you’re everything he’s not, and the last thing he wants is to make a bad first impression. sasuke hates to admit it, but you absolutely allure him in every way possible. once he finishes the other horseshoe removal, he’s shooting to his feet and slinging the back of grass over his shoulders. sure, it almost sends him tumbling to the ground, but for some reason—a new wave of determination is washing over his skin.

“just talk to her…yeah, i can talk.”

“exactly! now stop thinking so much and take the goddamn grass.” naruto ruffles sasuke’s hair and shoves him into his first steps out of the barn, and he’s on his way to you.

he mostly just strolls around the farm to stall, but if anyone asks, he’s thinking of what to say. he just needs to deliver the bundles, introduce himself, and leave. it’s gonna be fine, right? you’re not gonna think he’s a total weirdo—but what if you do think he’s weird? oh god, that’ll kill him. he has to see you everyday, and if you think he’s weird, then you’ll probably tell everyone, and then he’s gonna get fired—shit, he should go back to his room—NO, he’s delivering the fucking grass bundles, it’s just cow food, for gods sake.

grass, introduce, leave. grass, introduce, leave. grass introduce, leave—

“oh, are those for me?” you gasp happily from your spot on a comfortable piece of hay, and you’re running over to him. how the hell did he happen to stumble directly into your barn? curse his ridiculously good sense of direction. your scent floods his senses as you step closer to him with that smile, and it’s just then that sasuke remembers what he’s there for.

“yeah, naruto made me deliver them, the lazy bastard. they’re for your cattle.” sasuke says coolly, yet internally cringing at his dialogue options. obviously, they’re for the fucking cattle, god.

all his worries melt away as small giggles flow from your lips, and you take his wrist in your hand and lead him into the barn. you introduce him to each one of your cattle—literally every single one—and he doesn’t think he’s ever enjoyed anything more than he is right now. everything is fine, but now the adrenaline is wearing off and he’s painfully aware of how gorgeous he’d always thought you were once more.

from your voice, to the way your clothes cling to your body, to your scent—sasuke’s being lassoed in by your beauty, and he doesn’t think he wants to escape. frankly if you tied him up, that would be pretty hot. you have rope on your belt right now, you could literally just—no, what is his problem?

by the time he’s done fantasizing, you’re unbundling each pack of grass and feeding your cattle. he inhales, and goes to squat next to you.

“i’m sasuke, by the way.”

“hah, of course i know that, silly! you’re the heartthrob around here,” you chuckle at your own remark, and sasuke even feels himself smirking a little before catching it. why was he so entertained by you?

“that’s one of the first things i found out when i got here. i didn’t even know who people were talking about, but then i actually saw you, and well—let’s just say i understand a little better now.” you finish unbundling the last pack of grass, and watch the cattle fall into their peaceful little cliques. you lean back onto your occupied hay bed, and begin unbuttoning your flannel. sasuke doesn’t freak out, thinking you’re just gonna gonna stop at two or three buttons, but then your passing your third, then fourth, then fifth—eventually leaving your shirt completely open, and the only thing underneath being your sports bra.

he isn’t blushing, nor is he looking. sasuke is not a creep. he keeps his gaze directly on the floor as he stands up, and offers you a hand up without looking at you. you giggle once more and take it, and he feels your nails graze over his palms, which does something funny to his stomach. he still can’t look at you all the way, but he can feel your gaze on him.

“thanks for the delivery. i was hoping i’d get someone as fine as you, guess my wish was granted.” your eyelashes flutter as you talk, and he’s definitely blushing now, but his composure is still there as he gives you a very curt nod.

it’s not until you reach into your pocket and pull out a little roll of cash and stick it into his breast-pocket that his mind is short circuiting. your fingers linger on his chest for longer than they should, but he never wants you to move them.

“see ya’ around, cowboy.” you drag you finger down his chest as you take your exit, missing the stuttered breath that tears itself out of sasuke’s chest. he stands deathly still until you’re out of sight, and then he’s promptly crumpling to his knees.

“fuck.”

#guess whos sasuke phase is back for vengeance 😵‍💫 #uchiha sasuke #sasuke smut #sasuke x reader #sasuke x black reader #sasuke x you #sasuke x y/n #sasuke uchiha x you #sasuke uchiha x reader #naruto smut #naruto x reader #naruto x black reader #sasuke uchiha #sasuke #syno’s picks 💌

[yowyowyaoi]

*Kakashi looks out of his bedroom window to see Obito in the backyard, digging in the ground*

Kakashi: *goes outside* Obito? What are you doing here at … *checks watch* 6 in the morning??

Obito, wiping sweat from his brow: Happy to see you, too, Bakashi. Do I get a fantastic morning-breath kiss or what?

Kakashi: *folds his arms and leans against the doorframe* That depends on what you’re doing right now.

Obito: Since you ask … I’m making you rich.

Kakashi: … huh?

Obito: *holds up his hand* I got these magic jumping beans from a guy at the farmer’s market early this morning. I’m gonna plant them, and when they grow, they’ll jump. You’ll be the only one in the entire village, maybe in the whole world, with beanstalks that jump around. People will pay tons of money to come and see!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: … a “jumping bean” jumps because of a tiny moth larvae moving inside the pod. If you cover them with dirt, you’ll eventually suffocate the creature inside, and therefore the beans won’t —

Obito: I knew you’d say that, so, next plan …

Obito: *points to some bones*

Obito: Beef bones. Most people use them for soup, or stocks, right? Well we’re gonna be smarter than that; we’re going to plant the bones and grow a whole cow! Then we’ll have no end to free milk!

Kakashi:

Kakashi: Excuse me a second … 

Kakashi: *goes back in house and picks up the phone*

Kakashi: Itachi? Hi. Um, I’m going to need you to come and pick up your cousin. Yeah. No, it’s jumping beans and cow bones this time. Yep. Yeah, bring the dango sticks. All that you have.

#Kakashi Week #Kakashi Week 2023 #plants #kakaobi #obikaka #obkk #kakashi hatake #obito uchiha #itachi uchiha #kakashiweek2023

[nanamimizz]

tags: fluff, comfort, allusions to kakashi’s backstory, fem reader - no warnings. @allright​ wrote this with u in my little mind...for ur joy and pleasure

synopsis: the thunder wakes kakashi up, good thing he has you there to bring him back to sleep.

A faint clap of thunder

Clouded Skies

Perhaps rain comes

If so, will you stay here with me?

 The gentle rumble of rain woke Kakashi up from the rare sleep he gets. A lazy dark eye turned to look out the small window of your apartment, high above the streets of Konoha. Sighing, he rose to get up from the bed, only to be stopped by the warm arm of the dormant body that lay next to him, Huffing a slight, quiet laugh he gazed fondly at the mess of hair that splayed out against the white of the pillow. It was you, with some stuffed bear from childhood you just can’t get rid of tucked away in your right arm and your left arm wrapped around his waist as you slept peacefully through the pitter-patter of the rain above him. 

He felt the involuntary wave of affection flow down his back, seeping into the scars that marred his skin and seeping down, down into his bones. Gently he reached over and tucked a lock of your hair behind your ear so he could gaze at your sleeping face undisturbed. He moved his hand, rough and calloused from years of training and fighting, and stroked the soft skin of the plush of your cheeks.

So soft.

Despite being significantly stronger than his smaller bunkmate as he liked to call you, Kakashi decided to return to where he was before, underneath the sheets and in your unrelenting arm. Now that he had returned to the position where he once was he felt the warmth seep back into his body, sighing sweetly as he admired the sleeping face next to him. He found himself, recounting the small details of their romance, how they met in the summer at a farmers market, and you buying large, sweet apples that you had offered to him after locking eyes. He didn’t need to think hard to remember what you had worn that day too, he recounted sweetly, a peachy sundress that landed at your knees and showed the soft skin of an unblemished, sloping neck. Or when you had met his ninja hounds for the first time, how you cooed and coddled all of them, especially Bull, the largest dog reduced to a panting tail-wagging puppy under your pets, and kisses to his short, dark snout.

So cute.

 Kakashi, brought out his musing when he felt a familiar small hand gripped at his dark shirt, tugging him closer. Looking down he smiled at the sight of you, with your bear pulled tightly into your chest and cheek now pressing against his shoulder. Nuzzling into the strong muscle of his bicep, he chuckled softly before raising his arm and wrapping it around your sleeping form. You let out a soft sigh and now nestled your head on his chest, smiling contentedly. He let his hand continue to make its way down the soft fuzz of your pajamas, simply losing himself in the comfort of the action.

So mine.

"Kakashi? Why are you awake?" he heard your sleepy voice ask. He hummed and scratched your scalp.

"Did I wake you up?" Huffing, you got up, wiping your eyes with the backs of your hands.

 "You're deflecting. What woke you up?" you looked up at him, resting against your headboard with your fluffy pillows next to his head. He smiled down at you, the way his eyes crinkled telling you right away as he gently took in your features, sweetened from sleep and drowsiness. He turned to the window and eyed the heavy rain.

"The thunder woke me up." Was the simple answer from the silver-haired man. You pouted and rose up to meet him, nuzzling underneath his jaw, soft hair tickling his skin. He laughs quietly at your affection, it’s what endeared him the most to you - how sweetly you present the adoration in your heart to him as if serving him his favorite food on a plate. 

How could he not indulge?

“Hey, hey you’re worse than Bull when I summon him when you’re here.” Kakshi teases, voice still rough from his short-lived sleep and he’s rewarded by your faint, sleepy laugh. His hand comes to your head, fingers cradling through the strands to meet your scalp, and begins to massage. It is Kakashi’s turn to laugh at how you instantly slump against, head scratches and massages have always been your number one weakness - he does well to exploit it.

“You’re such a cheat,” you mumble, eyes blinking away sleep as you try to stay up to talk to him.

“Hm? Now, why would you say such a thing - what could I possibly be cheating at?” He asks, voice light as he puts more pressure on the back of your head and laughs when you moan softly at the feeling.

“Cuz - I’m trying to make you feel better and you’re distracting me with head massages.” You pout, eyes now closed and cheek to his chest as he watches you, eyes crinkled in amusement to the point he wonders if you are the sole reason why he’ll get crow’s feet later in life.

“This is making me feel better - besides, is it really cheating if you know what it is I’m doing?”

“Ugh, quit trying to play games with me - you just admitted something is wrong by the way.” You point out and he shakes his head in bubbly amusement. Only you can make him so honest to the point he didn’t even notice himself.

“Guess spending your time with a shinobi is making you smarter after all, huh?” Kakashi teases, voice light to try to throw you off in some last-ditch effort to keep you off the trail. Your face is buried into his neck, and you press soft little kisses to the skin - it’s one of the rare nights where he wears a looser shirt than he usually does and you do your best to take advantage of it.

“Maybe hanging around a civilian like me has made you dumber.” You counter back, it makes him laugh a little hollowly at your jab.

“I just had a nightmare that night, in Kiri.” Is all he says and you know what he is speaking of - that night of horror that haunts him all too well and you find yourself knowing there isn’t much you can do to cure him of such an ailment. If you could, you would endure the horror to keep Kakashi from suffering such a dark turn of fate.

“You should have just told me,” You mutter, reaching up to play with his hair in turn knowing it was just as much his weakness as your own. He hums, leaning back down and letting his hand fall from your head to rest at the apex of your shoulders.

“It would have just worried you.” He says, letting one dark eye close shut at your gentle ministrations on his scalp similar to his. 

“I worry about you regardless - you’re kind of stupid in case you haven’t noticed.” You scoff that takes a tired laugh straight from his chest. Yes, he supposes he is a little stupid at times especially when it concerns you.

“Yeah, I guess I am.” He says, voice soft and lidded with distractions as he lets you maneuver him as you like. Where before he was on top, now you were and you pushed his face into your chest until his ear was pressed to where it is your heart rested and beats. In the past such a position made him break out into a fever-like flush and while Kakashi likes to pretend he is cool in the head, even after all this time he still isn’t immune to how you press him so close to the soft curves of your body like he was born for you.

“There is nothing I could do to change the past for you, no matter how much I wish I could. But sleep easy tonight, now I am here and my heart beats for you Kakashi. Let’s go back to bed.” You profess, claim, and speak so softly - it’s almost as if each word you speak was so lovingly crafted for his ears alone he only nods and lets you hold him tight against you. Kakashi on some level feels a bit bad for your childhood stuffed bear - it seems he has replaced it. He lets an arm come to wrap around your waist, just as yours was earlier in the night.

“Will you be here when I wake up? This isn’t some dream?” Kakashi asks into the softness of your body and you wonder if he can hear how your heart breaks at such a question. You do well to keep your voice steady, suffering is like his mother - it has been there at every milestone, holding his hand and waiting for him at home.

You hope to one day replace the suffering with your presence and give Kakashi the true happiness he deserves.

“Yes, I will be here - for as long as you want me to be.” You reassure, letting your hand scratch and rub different patterns into his hair to make him sleepy enough to shut his eyes.

“Sounds like a nice dream.” He confesses voice heavy with the sleep you brought to him using comfort and loving words. Even as the thunder claps and lightning forks through the sky, there you stay just like you said you would.

A faint clap of thunder,

Even if rain comes or not,

I will stay here,

Together with you.

#lamb.writes #kakashi x reader #kakashi fluff #naruto x reader #naruto fluff #inspired by the long dreary weather in california

[mixelation]

We need to know

In the ninja rpf universe

How many fans does each Akatsuki member have?

Like, from most fans to least fans, how would they be listed? Obviously Sasori and Itachi are going to be near the top if not ON top

yes yes i see. number of fans is very dependent on overall fame and perceived attractiveness of publicly available photos. i'm basing fandom attitudes on fandom culture in the ~2000s so being a conventionally attractive pretty boy is very important (i KNOW y'all are super thirsty for kisame but he would not do great numbers in the 2005 era of bishounen)

of the akatsuki, sasori definitely has the most fans. this is because he's famous and also because his photos from when he was in suna are like this

if we're counting him, i actually think orochimaru probably has a lot of fans? because like. listen. the sannin were famous as beloved war heroes, and i don't think the "child experimentation" thing was something konoha spread around. orochimaru is eccentric but he does take care of his appearance and i don't think "sometimes vomits up snakes" is very well known outside of actual ninja circles. so i think the rpf community sees him as the cool, handsome older man with a tragic backstory

itachi is next because, even though i don't think itachi's character design is actually all that attractive.... he's uchiha itachi. everyone is obsessed with him. this is just a law of the naruto universe. he's very famous because of the whole "killed his whole clan at 13" thing and it's very easy to wax poetic about his raven hair.

the rest of the members are either relatively unknown due to age (deidara, hidan), known but not conventionally attractive (kisame, kakuzu), or purposefully being secretive weirdos (konan, pein, zetsu, obito). i think the seven swordsman is probably seen a as a sexy concept, so kisame is next for number of fans but the gap is pretty wide. kisame fans are very dedicated but regarded as niche. kakuzu has some fans but they're considered kind of. weird. (also there's a rumor kakuzu hunted one down at charged them for using his image without his permission?)

hidan is maybe considered an up and comer in the community. he doesn't have a lot of die hard fans, but there's chatter about him because he's pretty generically handsome. deidara WOULD do fucking numbers in this sort of community, but it's funnier if people just don't know who he is :P

there's obviously other missing-nin people like to write about, but i think tori is very like "who the fuck is this? must not be important" which is one of the many reasons the rpf community is welcoming to her. :<

i think there must also be some interest in non-missing-nin shinobi, which is how sasori/kakashi becomes A Thing, BUT i think the politics around this is a little weird. like kakashi is considered a very cool and loyal shinobi is fire country, but the rpf community in earth country has a very different take. missing-nin though.... everyone considers them horrible traitors and that's equality <3 BUT also i think the rpf community doesn't have a lot of members who are ninja or even civilians living in ninja villages.... a special interest in missing-nin is one thing if you're shop girl in a little town or a farmer in the middle of nowhere, but it might be consider suspicious behavior inside of a ninja village, you know?

#tori 'if there must be sasori girls i think i should be the main one' mendoza

[depressedhatakekakashi]

Farmer Kakashi getting Gai to do free work in the field and passing it off as training. Or him saying "I can't challenge you until X is done" and watching Gai do all of it for him at twice the speed while he gets to read a book.

He's not COMPLETELY taking advantage of his friend... but he won't deny Gai's the best work mule he'll ever have.

(Not to worry. He ensures Gai gets free vegetables for all his extra work. And of course hekeeps his word about the challenges, he loves them just as much as Gai, even if he won't admit it outloud XD)

Sometimes Kakashi just wants a helping hand and some good company. it's not HIS fault that it's so easy to convince his best friend to do the work for him for free.

Really, Gai just needs to learn to say no (he will not. he knows Kakashi is being a shit and he finds it fun to challenge himself to do the task quickly so that he can take up the rest of Kakashi's time with competitions and hang out)

and of course Kakashi pays his friend for his work with vegtables. He can't let Gai go empty handed.

Gai gets extra vegtables whenever Kakashi wins the competition. you know, to help heal the wound in his soul from losing XD

#Farmer Kakashi au

[justsomeoneunordinary]

today seems to be chat day for me, so while i'm at it already...

what's up with the hatake and the whole wolf contact, nomadic, wild clan? i don't wanna say a hc is wrong bc it's a hc.... but this is possibly the wrongest hc i've ever seen

everything abt hatake we know is hinted toward farming. kakashi = scarecrow, sakumo = crops, hatake = field, and their clan symbol resembles a rice field. what about that screams nomads??? wolves???

i assume it must be bc sakumo is known as the white fang, but otherwise... that's it. like, sorry but it just doesn't fit

first of all, the inuzuka clan already exists, and it's kind of cheap to make the hatake clan a copy paste version of them, but bigger and more feral bc "wolves are cooler than dogs"

it's perfectly fine to think that the inuzuka are not feral enough, i actually agree; they could be wilder imo. but the foundations are already there - fandom could simply expand on them. tsume's dog is practically a mean wolfdog already, you could just take what's already there and mold it to your tastes

secondly, this whole "pack" hc in which the hatake see family above all elese and form their own packs could not fit kakashi less if you tried. the man lost his team and shrugged it off. when they came back, he had no issues adding sai or giving them over to tenzou. he loves his team, but he is not possessive over them and has never been. that's not expansion of what could've been anymore, that's outright out of character

thirdly, kishi didn't leave us with absolutely nothing abt the hatake. their names are already hints. it's hinting at agriculture. you could come up with so much worldbuilding with this, how the hatake mostly only used ninjutsu for farming, how sakumo and kakashi broke those traditions and became both top shinobi konoha's of their time. not to mention who kakashi's mother might've been...

i'm obviously not saying ppl shouldn't enjoy their hcs, i am only saying that it's crazy the most popular fanon abt the hatake became the one that directly opposes the only bit we were given canonically

fanon somehow jumped from farmer to nomads and wolves of all things, all the while the inuzuka already exists, and most ppl don't even seem to realize it...

#hatake clan #hatake kakashi #hatake sakumo

[ficklecat]

Smut turning into accidental Hatake lore???

As I’m writing this first instalment for KKG Valentine’s I’m creating a fun lil headcanon for the Hatakes that I’m not gonna be able to stop thinking about. 😅

Everyone always seems to align this clan with wolves, and though I’ve personally never ascribed to those hc’s fully, I do have an adjacent idea.

I think the Hatake clan was basically akin to the wildings from GoT. They were people of the land, tamers of beasts, farmers and foragers, agriculturalists and naturalists. They let their hair grow wild, rolled around in mud and hay, slept with working dogs to keep warm and bathed in creeks and rivers. They paid attention to moon cycles and seasonal shifts, understood weather patterns and what kinds of dirt and soil would foster better yields. They were a little feral to outsiders, sure - anyone with wild silver hair killing rabbits with his bare hands would look like that - but they were ancestral traditionalists of the wild planes of the fire country.

This would support them allying with similar clans like the Inuzuka - beast masters themselves and a little feral as well - and as wars spread across the lands they were forced to move into the country’s villages, their scattered communities turning to ash in the wake of battles they had nothing to do with. Aligning with the Inuzuka would help them to integrate, keep some of their traditions and cultures alive while also ensuring the future of their people even if the clan itself is absorbed and dissipated.

The Inuzuka, being a more prevalent clan that is also tied into the Hidden Leaf village, eventually “absorbs” the remaining Hatake clan over generations, and by the time Sakumo’s partner - ubiquitously headcanonned as an Inuzuka - has Kakashi, the name “Hatake” is preserved by choice only, but there are none of them left from their original ancestors. My thought is Sakumo was not resentful but still wanting to keep a piece of their clan’s history alive, and so he chose to keep his clan’s name in lieu of taking on his partner’s. This could explain why Kakashi doesn’t end up living with the Inuzuka; perhaps their family was shunned because of the choice to preserve Sakumo’s clan name rather than adopt the matriarch’s clan name.

AAAANYWAY this was a fun distraction I love thinking of Hatake lore.

#hatake clan #headcanon #kakashi hatake #sakumo hatake #progress report #ax says stuff

[mokutone]

Hi mokutone, I was wondering if you’ve ever read “year of the ghost” by scrappybook on AO3, its a wonderful fic about 14 yo kakashi retiring to become a farmer yet still teaching baby kinoe about his mokuton. I feel like you might really enjoy it

Hello! thank you for the recommendation, i hadn't heard of it!

i'm unfortunately extremely picky when it comes to fics written from Kakashi's POV, and my taste is very peculiar, but that said, it seems like a well made fic, and I'm sure others could enjoy it!

#yamswers #surrealistnonsense #i also have an unfortunate tendency to go through periods where i'm like. Only interested in nonfiction #and i'm stuck in one of those periods right now. ohhh my head is full of documentaries and podcasts and articles. #i have a lot of fiction i want to get to but my brain just doesnt want characters in it! alas!!! #sorry it took me so long to respond to this i promise i didn't forget + i genuinely do appreciate that you considered that i might like it! #thats very thoughtful of you

[dark-elf-writes]

I love every AU where kakashi is like a tired dad desperately trying to hold his team back from causing international incidents. He’s always just so bemused and usually wants to fuck off to become a farmer. A truly scarecrow farmland thing to do if you ask me.

Exhausted Kakashi is such a mood tbh. Like the number of times he would have to scruff the kids to keep them from committing unspeakable crimes while not even looking up from his book is just *chefs kiss*. Just the image of him holding a hissing Naruto under one arm like a football and carrying on a normal conversation like nothing is happening is great. Someone looking at him like

Rando: They’re like eleven. what’s the worst that could happen?

Kakashi: War crimes, most likely.

I could see this to an extent in the Venomous Naruto AU but the answer would always be arson and he is so tired of trying to convince an Uchiha and an Orochimaru-raised Uzumaki to not for like ten seconds.

#the elf talks #naruto #venomous naruto #kakashi and his three leash children