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jincheeto · 1 year
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Based on this post because I thought it was funny :)
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skelekins · 10 months
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bunch of sketches - fumes got some new slug slippers he's p happy about
Baggs belongs to @megalommi Bitty Dr Sti belongs to @askdrstiofficial Horror by Sour Apple Studios
been a struggle recently and loosened up with some expressions
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xxgauditmasterxx · 3 months
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al of yuo fak poribited wosh fans ar mischractizign scrab!!1! he is nto a littel uwu kawai boi!! he iz a alfa sicgma mal!! he wud nevr liek prizmos gay pink as!!! he istn gai!!!!! non of ou undrstan him!!!11!!1111!! tihs is nto scab btw
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aroflowey · 1 year
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i love undertale so much that if i dont memorize all info about it i will Explode
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stanley-parable · 2 years
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i don’t even know how i got this blog name, like i know tSP isn’t very fanbasey? bloggable? i don’t fuckin know but i guarantee the name fartmaster65 is taken so i’m still impressed
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Skelly gets called baby girl by s/o
Undertale Sans - He really doesn't mind. Everyone should be a baby girl once in their life. He watched the Barbie movie so he knows everyone can be Barbie if they can. In fact, he wants to be Barbie right now. He takes off his jacket revealing a pretty bright pink dress underneath. He grabs a blond hair wig and sunglasses and he's leaving the house like that to parade in the streets. You're speechless.
Undertale Papyrus - Oh, he doesn't mind either. All he can hear is that you think he's cute and that's enough for him. After all, he is a pretty nice-looking baby girl and everyone should be jealous of the attention you're giving to him.
Underswap Sans - He growls at you to show his displeasure but you can't be fooled. He's blushing, which means he actually likes that even if he's trying really hard to hide it. You didn't know Blue is a tsundere, you learn something new every day.
Underswap Papyrus - His face turns bright orange as he slowly melts into the couch. He doesn't care about the nickname, except when there are people around, like now. He's so embarrassed now, trying to hide as everyone is chuckling. It's going to take some time for him to recover lol.
Underfell Sans - The first few times, he rolled his eyes at you, but now he barely reacts to it like "baby girl" is actually his second name. You even saw him look behind him as a random woman showed off her actual baby girl to some stranger, confused it wasn't you who called him.
Underfell Papyrus - He gasps, offended. He's not baby girl material, how dare you?! He's pouting in a corner and won't stop before you apologize to him. You say you're sorry for calling him baby girl even if you think he's a really pretty baby girl pouting like this in his corner. He gasps even more loudly and leaves the room, arms crossed. Seconds later, you can hear edgy metal music coming from his room as he pouts like a teenager in his bed lol.
Horrortale Sans - You can call him whatever you want as long as you stay in his arms for cuddles. He simply purrs a little louder when you call him a pet name. He really doesn't care. He has quite a list of cute nicknames for you too anyway.
Horrortale Papyrus - He turns bright red, embarrassed, and shy. Stop it. He's not that cute, you're just trying to flatter him. And that's working very well actually. Look at him panicking and not remembering what he was doing because you completely distracted him from whatever he was doing.
Swapfell Sans - He keeps a brave face and completely ignores you. Or try to. His face is bright purple as he's trying all he can to pretend he's reading his damn newspapers and that the nickname had absolutely no effect on him. He thinks he's doing a great job (no, he doesn't).
Swapfell Papyrus - Only if he can call you back sexy fartmaster instead. Rus really doesn't mind and will call you out in front of his brother (who wants to be everywhere but there to listen to this bullshit) or even in front of the Queen both because it embarrasses you and it makes her mad. You started the game, now cry.
Fellswap Gold Sans - Well, he feels more girl than boy today so why the hell not. He can be your baby girl for the day, that's the wonder with him changing his gender when he feels like it. He's a beautiful baby girl after all. Actually, it boosted him to go wear one of his dresses today. It had been too long since he wore one.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - Here he is, all shy and half-hiding behind the couch because he can't look you in the eyes anymore. He really likes the nickname, but it makes him flush every time and then he can't do anything with his body anymore because he can feel your eyes on him at all time.
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htsan · 1 year
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okay I’m FASCINATED by the idea of the role swap of anomaly and Sans. Sans comes across this cool lil game with all these cool lil characters. And then there’s just this one, one that takes a pretty small role at the start, but on each play through seems to stick around a lil bit longer. the more you talk the less you seem to be talking to the MC of the game, but the player himself. then, you call him by his name. or would have, if he set his account name to ‘sans’ instead of ‘legendary fartmaster’. totally broke the serious tone of what they were saying and to his surprise they do say something about his name being silly and start calling him something else (not anomaly but something that fills that same niche).
i just love the idea of Sans being a lil obsessed with his weird little game blorbo
Hi anonmaly, oh. My. GOD. I- I'm calling this sans- anomalisans.
Edit: Context for this >> (x)
I LOVE THAT IDEA that WE'RE HIS LITTLE BLORBO! He uses us to get through his repeating days of the underground. Seeing us gives him hope.. 'if they can do it.. i can.'
Okok, what if:
Our universe is a game/show/a fanfic, and sans is "watching" us from the underground because he is bored. There isn't much he could do..
You feel you are being watched by someone, reading and narrating your thoughts.
He is watching you reading this post. Watching you being shocked that you are now aware of his prescenes..
He hopefully thinks that you think it was all in your head, it would be weird anyways.. Would you believe him that he wasn't watching when you take a shower?
Nevertheless, you would hate him that he had been silently watching you all this time. Obsessing over this 'universe' as a piece of fiction because he has no hope in his.
He watches you.. and he is rooting for you..
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akanemnon · 7 months
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Do you think Sans would take advantage of the back and forth this team is doing to set up more pranks across space and time? I remember the legendary fartmaster, what if Sans starts asking for favors but you can only get "the thing" from the other dimension? "Could you pick up some groceries for me?" "Make sure to feed Rocky while I'm out" and the favors get increasingly tedious until he relents and tells you he "put it off until yesterday" so everything you get had no point
That sounds pretty on brand for him, ngl. Wish I could include a joke like that, but the way this story is gonna head there won't be much room for it. Sans WILL show up at some point again, but that's for the future :')
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ch6douin · 3 months
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Imagine if they can see our usernames...
I wonder will they be jealous if a specific survey name or hunters name is added?.
Well at least in my AU they can't for now. But if they did I do not want to know how they would react to names like "FartMaster" "LucaBalsack" or some shit like that 😭.
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neroli9 · 10 months
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This was for Sans, I just was real curious bout something... Does the phrase "I am the legendary fartmaster" mean anything to you?
Another ask I forgot about - sorry! This was part of the 'ask the characters' but I'm going to answer it as myself because I think it'll be amusing:
As I was writing APJFM, before I had the plot nailed down, I imagined a lot of scenes that might someday have a place in the story. Several of those did actually make it into the story -- "I totally want a scene in a sex club" for example. But a lot of them went by the wayside as I kept on making choices for the plot and figuring out exactly what happened.
One of these 'deleted scenes' went like this:
Sans believes he's defeated the anomaly, and he and Reader have bonded. Big party, everyone's celebrating, Sans and Reader are happy, end of story.
And at the party, Frisk comes up to both of them, looking uncomfortable, and says:
"I am the legendary fartmaster."
Reader cracks up -- she's like, Frisk, what the heck?! What a silly thing to say... and you look so serious! A little tipsy, elated by the new bond and the party, to her it's just a big joke.
But Sans...
He looks at Frisk, and his whole world comes crashing down.
Obviously this is not going to happen -- Frisk never gets time powers in APJFM. But there was a time when I didn't know precisely what would happen next, and a lot of things that didn't end up happening could have happened.
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skelekins · 10 months
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i thought Fumes deserved a friend so I found this lil horror at the shelter UwU
Pink Eye + Fartmaster Supreme = Match Made in Heaven
Pink Eye possible names: Pinky, Bunny Foofoo, Spike (for Railway Spike)
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ashertrashman1599 · 4 months
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FARTMASTER 🗣🔥🔥🔥
MAKKAPAKKA 🗣🔥🔥🔥
THE GOD 🗣🔥🔥🔥
..And Asher.
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ask-kfc-gang · 5 months
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Eh, you have to take it up with that skeleton dude in a jacket behind you
Frisk: Behind me?
sans: 'sup kid.
Frisk: The legendary fartmaster.
sans: eh i'm done with that timetravel stuff. good try kid.
Frisk: Aww...
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frogtheidiot69 · 1 month
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Another FM and AM post! Side by side reference!
FM/FartMaster (on left) and AM/AssMaster (on right)
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madmewmewofficial · 1 year
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are YOU the legendary fartmaster???????
You’re mistaken if you really think it’s me. That title goes to Frisk, mew~!!!
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How would ur skeles react to their s/o is sleeping. Its cute. Then, n their sleep they let out a explosive crazy fart. I mean, this fart can be heard n every corner of the home. Loudly and Clearly. They dont even wake up, only difference is theyre now snoring
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That took me so offguard at 4 in the morning I had to answer it immediately. That's genius lol. I'll go with it's the middle of the night and skeleton is sleeping with them.
Undertale Sans - He jerks away in fear, looking everywhere around him when his eyes fall on you. Oh. Oh damn. This was something. Welp. That's why he marry you after all. He just kisses you on the cheek and goes back to sleep. What? It's all you wonder? Well not exactly as he will call you nothing but "Fartmaster" affectionately for two whole months and do the reverence every time he sees you. He's so in love. You hate him so much.
Undertale Papyrus - He sits in bed, quite in shock. Did you just do what he thinks you did? Oh my god. That's it. He's never cooking beans ever again for you. This is too much. He wakes up and starts his day early. God, he has to open the window too. When you wake up, he gives you a dark stare and pouts like a child, refusing to talk to you.
Underswap Sans - He chuckles, then can't hold it and howls with laughter. You wake up, annoyed, and half-sleep asks him why he's laughing. Blue just wheezes. He can't breath. And not just because he is laughing. God you smell. He needed that to calm down after his stressing day at work.
Underswap Papyrus - He screams, surprised in his sleep. Then he realises you did that. Oh, it's fine. Wait no, it's not fine! He throws himself out of the bed, screaming. He needs to evacuate! You don't question why he's suddenly running out of the room, opening every window on his way.
Underfell Sans - How could you not wake up to this??? That startles him. You sounded like a damn cave in. What is wrong with you? What the hell did you eat tonight? That's not a human sound! That's a damn earthquake! Oh my god. He's going to sleep in the couch. He can't close his eyes again. When he closes his eyes, all he can hear is your abomination of a fart.
Underfell Papyrus - He jumps on his feet, a bone in hand. Wh-what??? He looks at you, then becomes very pale when he realises what just happened. Even Doomfanger is agitated. He's going to be sick. He's going to take a shower to forget. As soon as he's gone, Doomfanger attacks you for being a weirdo.
Horrortale Sans - You managed to wake him up. That's quite a miracle as Oak is one of the heavy sleeper one. He looks around for threats, half asleep, but sees nothing and he is too tired so he brings you against him and nuzzles in your back. Then he sniffs. He slowly push you back to your side of the bed, and turns his back from you. Damn. You feel offended your pillow just pushed you away.
Horrortale Papyrus - He coughs, choking. He throws himself on the floor and crawls out of here. That's it. He's going to sleep with the chicken. At least they don't try to kill him in his sleep! What the hell??? He finds his brother in the corridor, looking at the ceiling with worry like it's going to fall on his head. "THIS IS FINE. S/O JUST TRIED TO KILL US."
Swapfell Sans - He wakes up, pissed off, and breaks his brother door with a powerful kick. "Rus! I fucking told you to stop playing with your stupid whoopee cushions at 3 am!" Rus opens a confused eye at him, deep asleep. "wha-?" "YOUR WHOOPEE CUSHIONS!" "my wha?" "Your... Wait you were asleep?" "yea. can i go back to sleep now?" Nox closes the door, confused. And goes back to the room. He takes out his phone and asks Google "if the whoopee cushion don't fart, what did?". He then reads the results, slowly turns to you with a dramatic expression and lets go a high pitch scream.
Swapfell Papyrus - He was recording you two to prove you that you're snoring. He is so glad he caught this on the mic. In the morning, you wakes up with a demonic echoed fat as an alarm. Rus replaced every sound he could with this. The microwave ding? A fart. The door ring? A fart. The sound the TV makes when it switchs on? A fart. Your life is now a nightmare.
Fellswap Gold Sans - He gives you an offended stare, makes your soul blue and yeets you out of the room. You crash in the stairs in a scream. Wine closes and locks the door to the room. You have no idea what just happened.
Fellswap Gold Papyrus - He instinctively hugs you to hide from whatever is making his sound. He then shakes you awake, begging you to wake up. You look at him. He whispers "i think there's a monster in the bed..." You stare at him. "... Well yeah." Coffee looks even more scared and starts to cry, crushing you in a hug. "I"m talking about you stupid. You're the monster in the bed." "... oh." "Yeah." "yea..." He calms down a bit after that, but he is still wary. This was not normal.
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