#fast food au

[patchindisguise]

Introducing my Fast Food au!!!!

Where the Bad Sanses have fallen on hard times and have to make up for it with a day job

Killer belongs to RahafWabas

Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios

Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale

#killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #fast food #fast food au #utmv #undertale au #undertale #undertale alternate universe #alternate universe #ut au #digital illustration #murder trio #murder time trio #bad sans #bad sans gang #bad sanses

[an-au-blog]

In the fastfood zosan au, Sanji only works there because Zeff thinks he should get some work experience before he makes him a cook at hos restaurant.

Zoro knows first hand how amazing his cooking is but the girls don't. Still, they decided to humour him one time while he was flirting with them, and accepted the invitation to dinner. Nami brought her girlfriend Vivi and Robin brought Franky.

They all say on the table, waiting for Sanji to finish up his dishes. They chat for a bit and Zoro mentions that he hadn't eaten lunch so he can have more room for Sanji's cooking. Nami is surprised because in her mind his cooking would be like in the fast food place - bland, basic and uninspired. But when she said that, both Zoro and Franky looked at her with such offence she was shocked.

Sanji finally came out of the kitchen and with three swift back and forth's he set the table. It was the single most delicious meal Nami had tasted in her life. She wanted to compliment him on his cooking but it seemed every time she looked at him he was occupied with his boyfriend.

First he was nagging on him about his table manners. Then he was wiping his face with a napkin. After that it was him just straight up feeding Zoro as if he couldn't do it himself. She was scared how much it could escalate so she decided not to bother trying.

Something she couldn't help but notice was that at some point a black haired kid who's name she thinks is Luffy came over. He started eating everything as of someone would take it from him. And then little by little the rest came.

A short child named Chopper joined. Everyone seemed so happy to see him, it was almost contagious. Then a ridiculously tall skinny man, who looked way too much like The King of Soul - Brook. Turned out he was also a musician... odd coincidence... A guy Nami had seen around a lot - Usopp joined a bit before another oddly familiar face came along. Someone who looked a bit like a politician from the neighboring county that retired a while ago, Junbe she thinks was his name.

Suddenly, with all these people cramped into the small appointment, it made sense to why Sanji made this absurdly large amount of food. And of course, Zoro used the excuse of not having enough place to sit to pull Sanji into his lap. It was an obvious and unoriginal trick but it worked...

During the loud dinner, Nami found out a couple of things. For one - Sanji was actually the foster child of the thrice Michelin star awarded cheff Zeff. Luffy had to pay bail for Ace after he destroyed some guy's car for disrespecting his parental figure. Zoro had asked Zeff for Sanji's hand the very first time they met and he refused to give his blessings ten times before agreeing on conditions that Zoro promised to keep secret. She also found out that the kid in question - Chopper had skipped three grades and wants to go to med school.

Most of all, she was amazed at how homie and welcoming these people were, even though she met half of them for the first time that same night.

#zosan #it's past midnight forgive my typos as per usual #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #fastfood restaurant au #fast food au #frobin #but just a little bit #op

[tortilla-of-courage]

I dreamt about McLink last night...he told me to eat expired dirt, then he drove his crimson lambo right out of the parking lot

#what do i even tag this as #fast food au #i guess. anyways hiiii #tortilla asks

[crow-n-tell]

I keep having this au idea in my head where Dca is an animatronic for a fast food place, and he gets stuck in the play place with just. The worst kinda parents breathing down his neck. So they’re just the most quietly passive aggressive, maliciously complying fellow around. Reader is working the cashier and the two of them team up to quietly ruin the day of entitled people before sneaking off on non work hours to get into wacky hyjinx

#Dca #Dca au #au idea #fast food au

[raaaaaaaghhhh]

ART TRADE i did with @patchindisguise :33

im fr inlove with their drawing its insane!! its their aus dust, its halloween themed lol

i def suck at rendering,,, but i tried rlly hard lol

(ironically i have to draw a knife for an art class lmfao)

#hes so silly #undertale au #hehe :3 #bad sanses #dust sans #dusttale #fast food au #silly guy #art trade #:3

[readyplayerziggy]

“I presume you don’t offer "teacher discounts" here, do you?”

Whatever poor sap got the early morning shift, will be "dealing" with the bottom-heavy brunette physicist.

“Regardless, I’d like to order two jumbo black coffees, three dozen jelly field doughnuts, and twelve egg, bacon, and cheese biscuits.”

"We only offer discounts to family members ma'am. If you have any coupons you may redeem them but only one per order."

And from what she gleaned during the rare occasions she bothered listening to her coworkers, none of them had family other than Mordred (and calling that whole situation a trainwreck would be an understatement) and Trillian whenever her and her brother weren't at each others throats.

"And we're out of the jelly filled. All we have is powdered and cake doughnuts."

Punching the rest of the order in before hopping off the stool she used to be eye-level with the customers so she could get to work on the food, her own assalanche still peeking above the counter as she made her way to the back.

Two 40-ounce coffees, a dozen hockey puck-shaped biscuits with a cooked egg, wrapped in bacon, and cheese folded onto it like a blanket, and almost 2 score worth of piping hot doughnuts for the teacher, made up in a neat tray that should've been sagging beneath the weight of all her food.

"That'll be $38.57, cash or credit?"

The morning shift was the bane of her existence, if you were unable to tell from the absolute dead tone of her voice.

#temp muse: emerald #pudgy-planets #fast food au

[immortalbutterflycos]

If the Marauders worked together in a fast-food restaurant (1): The Setup

Remus is the shift manager. He's the most responsible and he's able to stay the most level-headed when there's an issue with something or someone. Also, everyone in the store genuinely just really likes and respects him so his shifts are always running smoothly. The only thing that could potentially get him in trouble is the fact that he's in a relationship with Sirius. But they were already dating when they were hired on, and if anything, Remus is harder on Sirius because of it. Apparently, so long as they get their shit done and don't start making out on their shifts or anything, the company is willing to turn a blind eye to it.

Peter works in the grill. Like he's a fucking god back there. Do you need a sandwich done properly and quickly? Excellent. Pete's got it. No problem. He also just sort of takes things in stride. If there are a ton of orders on the screen, he just handles it efficiently with a cool and level head no matter how ridiculous the order may seem.

James is the main service person. Remus may be the manager, but James is the most personable of them all and the old ladies adore him and he knows his favorites all by name. Most of the time, if there's a problem, Remus isn't even needed because James can usually handle it with a smile. He does have his rare moments where he can't handle it and his anger gets the best of him and in moments like that, he gets Remus instantly because, and I quote myself here, "If he has to handle it, he's going to jail."

Sirius is cross-trained but prefers service. There are plenty of customers who adore him and some will even blatantly flirt with him. Remus will put him in the grill as a form of punishment if he starts getting a bit too snippy with the customers. He also does this when Sirius seems to flirt back. He definitely isn't the worst in the grill, but he doesn't hold a candle to Peter back there. He isn't bad at it in any sense, his heart is just never in it, and he tends to get really angry at a lot of the orders. Like, "Are you fucking kidding me? Why do they need four fucking double quarters?!"

The four of them on the same shift are the strongest and they could run the whole store with just them even through a massive rush. But while they are inarguably the best team, they also have a reputation for having the absolute most chaotic shifts in the company.

Hence, the purpose of this little series of mine! ^.^

**Featuring actual stories from working at Mcdonald's. I've been there for like 6 years. there's plenty there to go around lmao

#the marauders #fast food au #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #wolfstar #jegulus #marauders era #modernsetting #dead gay wizards #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #remus x sirius #the marauders fandom #moony #wormtail #padfoot #prongs

[tinkertoysdamn]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: Transformers - All Media Types, The Transformers (IDW Generation One), Transformers: Prime Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Drift | Deadlock/Ratchet, Optimus Prime & Ratchet Characters: Optimus Prime, Ratchet (Transformers), Drift | Deadlock, Megatron (Transformers) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Restaurant, This Is STUPID, Humor, Fluff, Attempt at Humor, Food, Alternate Universe - Food Service, Fast Food, The Transformers: More Than Meets the Eye (IDW) Summary:

In the great fast food wars of Cybertron, only one can be crowned The Burger King.

A "what if the Autobots and Decepticons ran competing fast food franchises instead of causing a civil war" AU.

Told in a somewhat vignette style.

#maccadam #transformers #dratchet #optimus prime #megatron #ratchet #drift idw #mtmt #fast food au #this is very silly

[sleepystawbie]

I’m not writing this out again so have a screenie.

I’m like prouder of this than I am my 100k oc series. Behold! My dumb brain!

#trash talks #coruscant guard #crack au #star wars fandom #fast food au #lolololol #I’m not sorry #star wars the clone wars #Star Wars but what if it was stupid

[starry-bi-sky]

Another small Clone^2 thought

Danny's hands are scarred.

Really, every part of him is. His arms, his legs, his torso. All of them littered in nicks and scratches and scabs that he's picked at over, and over, and over again. And then bigger ones, jagged scars from debris stabbing at him, and burns of ectoplasm blasts that melted through his regular clothes and hit his skin.

The one thing that never really got scarred were his hands. They were callused, of course, from all his climbing, and hitting, and hanging on for dear life to things. But never really scarred, not really. Maybe he just got lucky, maybe it was the fact that he wore gloves and they leather, and leather is harder to get through than cotton. Maybe both.

But, well, that's no longer case. But the scars on his hands take place on his palms. Two clean, thick lines going diagonally over his palms. Not from any enemy he's ever faced, but proof of his meeting with the little boy sitting between his knees, running his tiny fingers over those same scars.

Damian, his little brother. He scarred them, with that katana of his.

First when they first met, when Damian called him an imposter and proceeded to attack him. It was really only from Danny's exposure to the quick movements of ghosts that kept him from getting shish-kabob'd by Damian's sword.

And it was only because he was an idiot, and his brain was not faster than those reflexes that he kept grabbing the blade with his hands. That it kept cutting into that leather until it started cutting skin.

And then numerous times over on those rocky first months of Damian staying with him, when he didn't know any English, and Danny didn't know any Arabic. When Danny would piss him off or go looking for him when he ran off, he would have to grab his katana while Damian was swinging it at him.

His hands wouldn't heal for months because of it. The wounds kept being re-opened. Kept bleeding. Kept hurting. Until they slowly stopped hurting, and he knew that it wasn't a good thing.

Danny's parents were very upset when they saw his hands. It was hard to lie about where he got them - the lines are too clean, too consistent, to have been accidents. Danny didn't know how to lie and say it wasn't because of Damian. That it wasn't his katana that they knew nothing about that was stained with his blood.

He found a way to anyways, because he thought Damian was worth it at the time. He was a kid. He was scared. He was hurting other people and that's all he was ever taught to do.

So Danny thought a little pain was worth it.

(He still does.)

Oh, fun fact. There are three nerves in the human hand. the radial nerve, the median nerve, and the ulnar nerve. From what he could find on it, the ulnar nerve traveled up into the pinky and the ring finger, the median went through the middle of the palm and the ring, the middle, and the index, and the radial nerve went into the thumb and the index.

Fun fact, did you know consistent (or deep enough) lacerations to the palm could end up cutting a nerve? And that such lacerations can cause numbness, loss of feeling, and weakness in the hand, fingers, and thumb?

Here's a final fun fact: Danny had to go to physical therapy after his hands finally began to heal. Because Damian's katana had cut his radial nerve. There are seventeen thousands touch receptors in the hand, Danny's lost some of those.

His hands still hurt when he closes and opens them, the scarring pinches a little. He doesn't know why but his fingers hurt now when its too humid or too cold, or when its about to rain. It sucks. It's worth it.

He lied about before; here's the final fun fact:

There is a deeply, deeply, guilty look on Damian's face as he runs his little hands over Danny's scarred palms, carefully closing and opening his fingers in a slow rendition of his physical therapy workouts.

(Because even if it's ended, he still has to do them. Pain doesn't go away even if it's healed.)

"I'm sorry." Damian says in a meek, thick voice. He's said it before, when they've done this before at all hours of the day. Danny's wondering if Damian does it on purpose - hurt himself with this, that is. Not apologize. "I hurt you."

Danny sighs, deeply, and leans forward to press his face into his little brother's hair. "It's okay." He mutters, again. And he'll say it again, and again, and again, until Damian finally believes him. "I'm not mad."

"I am." Damian insists, his voice wobbles. "I hurt you, Danny."

"And I say it's okay that you did, Damian." Danny repeats, and wraps an arm around Damian's middle to sit him on his leg. Damian doesn't look at him, just curls his fingers around Danny's other hand and looks at the scar there. "Like I said, I'm not mad. I would do it again."

"Do not."

So, Danny's hands are scarred.

#dp x dc #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #dpxdc crossover #dp crossover #dpdc #dp x dc au #dp dc crossover #danny fenton is not the ghost king #danny fenton is a clone #damian clone au #clone squared au #late night starry posts #just some food for thought that i thought would be neat #the scarred hands thing really only applies to a no-powers danny i think #because a halfa danny can just go intangible #so problem avoided #danny's got quick reflexes but his brain isnt quite as fast as his body #so his solution to something coming at him is to 'block' #and that includes very sharp objects #anyways i thought it was an angsty thought and thought to share #clone^2

[chiquilines]

Ochako my relatable academically exhausted queen

#back at the uni AUs #for anyone who cant read my chicken scratch #toga: do you think i should get her a muffin #dabi: your courship rituals are beyond me #toga doesnt work in fast food now sorry i like my coffeeshops too much </3 #also dabi is togas coworker slash older brother in spirit #i cannot express how much i love the dabi-toga dysfunctional sibling dynamic #hes so done with togas crush but also sneakily pays for the muffins she 'donates' to the ochako cause #ochako would appreciate the muffins more if she wasnt entirely out of it every time she gets one #yes this was prompted by my finally catching a break from exams #felt like ochako this morning #not a good time #i just love the idea of toga giving her lil treats and leaving hearts on receipts and ochako reacting with 😴 #sillies #toga himiko #ochako uraraka #togachako #toga x uraraka #mha #bnha #my hero academia #boku no hero academia #wlw #chiquilines draws

[patchindisguise]

FF!AU Art Trade with @/chewsurear on insta!!

#fast food #fast food au #boba #boba tea #halloween #fanart #ink #ink tale #ink sans #ink!sans #sans #sans au #sans undertale #undertale sans #undertale #alternate universe #undertale au #undertale alternate universe #utmv

[an-au-blog]

fastfood restaurant au where Sanji and Zoro keep getting stuck in drive through. Nami loves going, not because the food is good, or because she gets free stuff, but because she gets a free show out of it. She brings Robin along one time and it's double the fun.

Whenever she strolls around, Sanji starts acting like an idiot, which pisses Zoro off and they start fighting in the most cartoonish way.

Robin asks if they're together, but Nami says they're too dumb to actually get over themselves. They place a bet and surprisingly Robin wins when one day they accidentally find Zoro pressing Sanji against the wall of the smoking area, making out aggressively. They were so caught up in their sloppy session that they only noticed the girls after Nami dropped her phone in shock.

That was also the day when Robin crossed paths with Franky, who was there to fix the ice cream machine. They have a little chat, she finds out he has his own repair shop on the side, he finds out she's doing her second degree on archeology. By the time Nami is done collecting her jaw off the floor and Sanji is done crying groveling, Robin and Franky had bonded and exchanged contacts.

Luffy and his brothers are good clients but they throw the rest of the employees in panic every time they walk in. Sanji and Zoro are the only ones who're fast enough to serve them, when they work together they manage to be done in impractical no time. They still fight way too much to be in the kitchen the rest of the time, so they're just for emergencies.

Once, Nami asks is Zoro's embarrassed or jealous of how Sanji gets with women. He just shrugs and tells them that it's not the women he's afraid of, because he has the rizz of a wet cat, but it's the men that make him weary, because he doesn't even realize how easily men flock to him.

She laughs it off at first, but then she sees how Gin (the bandit from the baratie arc) was, then Ace (who was conventionally attractive) also flirted with him, then Duval, and the men just went on and on. And I imagine her just going "How? How do men find him appealing???" and Zoro just scoffs and goes "More like how are women so blind? Not that I'm complaining, since I got to bag him".

Even though he said it in a bagged a baddy kind of way, in most women's minds to bag him is equivalent to like a garbage bag.

#zosan #frobin #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #sanji x zoro #robin x franky #franky x robin #i just think they'd be the cutest together okay??? SUE ME ;-; #fast food au #op

[tortilla-of-courage]

mcdinalds sky is sick so he has groose fill in for him. groose accidentally boils the coffee causing a customer to sue, but groose attempts to plead that hes not an actual employee so it doesn't count. the customer accidentally puts demmy's down on the complaint form instead of mcdinalds, and just puts "the tall redhead guy" as who she has a complaint against. after denise finds out, he is barely restrained from committing arson by his employees. he still has to pay a fine lmao

i dont know what part of this ask im more obsessed with: 1) groose, not an official employee, causing trouble at mcdinald's; 2) someone mixing up both establishments; or 3) demise having to pay a fine for groose's fuck up

#this is so easy to picture too im obsessed #fast food au #tortilla asks #demise shaking his fist at mcdinalds: CURSE YOU

[n4391]

Falling for your doordash driver AU⚔️🍁 (Blade winning Dan Heng's heart w fast food)

#honkai star rail #dan heng #blade hsr #hsr blade #renheng #n4391 #my art #fanart #i've had this au on the backburner since the kfc collab came out but i finally had time to clean these sketches up #i just think it's so cute how dan heng rly seems to like fast food he'd always the one eating in collab pics ToT

[thatonebgcharacter]

Stream doodles

I'm adding Fast Food Employee Solar to the Streamer AU

Also old man ruin and Emo Lunar

#doodles #sams #tsams #the sun and moon show #streamer au #fast food worker solar #old man ruin #fnaf #sun and moon fnaf #eclipse #tsams eclipse #sun and moon show #sams ruin #sams moon #sams sun #bald cult