Well, I timed myself reading Percy Jackson and the Battle of the Labyrinth By Rick Riordan.
The book is a first edition, 361 pages long and I hit the lap time every 100 pages.
Unfortunately, I do have ADHD and got distracted but I can read 361 pages in about 3 hours and 4 minutes, after a full 8 hour workday. Google says the word count for the book is 85,079 words. About 462 words per minute and 27,743 words per hour. See the screenshots below for reference.
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Meet This Author: Francesca Maria
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So like, yesterday my laptop was acting a bit funny so I decided to actually read a book instead. I lied down right after taking dogs for the last walk early and I already showered beforehand, so I was cozy in bed around 9.30 pm. And they I discovered something.
As my job, I deal with reports and documents, massive amouts each day. And in order to perform better, I taught myself to just pick up words that are important, search for patterns, those kind of stuff. So, I now can read real fast.
And by 'real fast' I mean 11 chapters (so around 60%) of the book was read in 1,5 hour.
Just for the record, I already read this book, it's only 253 pages and each chapter is broken into smaller sub-chapters, around 10-13 each. It may be affecting the speed as well, but I remember reading that book when I was younger and I would read only 1 chapter per sitting (sometimes not even full chapter if I was really tired) and it would take me several days to get through it.
Now I kinda wonder if I will manage to read other books with that speed. Will check once I'm done with the current one.
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the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.
capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.
now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.
and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.
and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.
and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".
it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"
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The Grimoire of Grave Fates is a Buddy read I'm currently doing with a friend, so technically I am only halfway through with it as I am waiting to read the next portion after my friend finishes.
These are just the physical book's I've read this week, I do also read Fanfiction (which is shared here after I finish the fic), And I have read a couple ebooks this week as well. See below for a list!
Kiraide Isasete by Hijiki Volumes 1-5
The Alpha's Bride by Kaoru Iwamoto & Yukimura Kanae
The Daughters of Ys by M.T. Anderson & Jo Rioux
The Nightingale by Kristin Hannah
Washed Up [With A Kraken] by L.E. Eldridge
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
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