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malleusarcanum · 9 months

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••••An Erratic Day••••

[Twst Wonderland]

Sypnosis: Mc is looking for her phone after Grim borrowed it. Grim did something stupid and Mc want to delete it. Now the circumstances commences....

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Mc: Grim! Where are you?!

Grim:*scratched your legs* I demand your assist--

Mc: *hit him in the head* Where did you placed my phone?!!

Grim: Aw! Grim kept it a while, it's unjust to accuse with no guarantee!! That's not what I'm here for, anyway --

Mc: *hits him again beginning to be pissed* Dont play jokes on me! I'll be in trouble when they saw something on that.

Grim: You fool! You should reprimand Grim, not me.

Mc: You're Grim! There's no other Grim here, the fat cat with weird eyes.

Grim: I'm Riddle, Riddle now is Grim

Mc:*kicked Grims back that hit his face at the floor* I'm really going to throw you.

Grim: *he stood up then climbed to a near desk using its paw and faced near to mc's face with wrath* I'll split that head of yours once I get back to my body!

Mc: Riddle? So.... You switched bodies?

Grim: That's what I'm attempting to proclaim! But you keep hitting me! You'll be beheaded with Grim's acquaintance! *breathed in to absorb air and released flames at mc's face out of anger*

Leona: *passed by and heard the shouting. Came on time and tugged the back fur of Grim. Leaving the floor marked with smoke* You'll relinquish a human gifted with a captivating look once you cook it into ash, kitty.

Grim: That hurts!! And Don't dare name me kitty! Off of all of your heads!!

Leona: Now you're speaking Riddle's language.

Mc: We'll he is Riddle after all

Leona:.....

*Mc explained everything*

Leona: We have to locate that stray kitten.

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Mc: Splitting up is rather not a good idea, where the heck is that Riddle? *bumped at someones chest and look up to know who*

Vil: Oh why it is my dear apple, are you looking for something?

Mc: Oh! *thinking if you should tell but you don't want anyone to get involved, Mc is still looking for the phone* I was just heading to a bathroom, that's all.

Epel: That's all? *he whispered at your ear after mysteriously appeared beside you*

Rook: Mon chéri?! Your loveliness "cupped your face on the cheeks and look nearer" there's a hint of mystery.

Mc: *panicked and thought of any excuse* Pardon but I need to head to the restroom! *Ran as fast as you can for them not to follow*

Vil: What interaction does dear apple need with Riddle?

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Mc: *stopped running after your eye caught the entrance of the hot spring* We came here before? Maybe my phone's there.

*Ran quickly inside and peeped at the side of the curtains at a room where guys shift into towel robes, luckily no one was there. You stood up and sighed prepared to enter*

Sebek: Human?!

*Mc turned facing to Sebek*

*heard someone slide the curtain from behind*

Lilia: What where you doing in the boys changing room?

Mc: ? *looked back and Malleus is standing just behind you half-naked, turned your head instantly in a split second trying erase what you just saw* I wasn't there before!! I just got here trying to look--

Sebek & Lilia: *Gasped*

Silver: So you did it intentionally......

Mc: It's not what you think! I-i was---

Malleus: Human child, what they saw is already seen. If you'll dismiss us we were approximately finishing what we have started.

Seek, Silver & Lilia: *Dumbfounded*

Mc: *speechless*

Deuce: *arrived while seizing his breath after running* We were looking every hotel chambers and you all just--

*he stopped after seeing you, he looked at the three*

Seek, silver & Lilia: *nodded*

Ace: Oh! No! Did Mc and Malleus just--

Mc whacked his head.

Mc: Just tell us what you came for!

Ace: Aw! You don't have to be so ruthless.

Mc darted its eyes rigidly to Deuce, afraid of being hit so he talked

Deuce: Riddle is inviting all of us for a conference at Teahearts Cafe. They are already amassed on a private room there. Looks like the missing ones are here.

Mc: what the heck did the weird cat think of, you thought.

Kalim: Hey, Fellas! I thought you were presiding to the Tear apart Cafe? *greeted while waving*

Ace: Same to you and sorry but it's Teahearts Cafe

Kalim: I call'em what I want *he looked at Mc and that stunned him* Woah! Did they just---

Mc: Can't we just head there now!

Jamil: It's impolite to cut of someones words. *He turned to Kalim and bowed* I'll go find what you're looking for.

Kalim: Okay! Thanks!

*Jamil left and went to the room where Malleus is standing*

Jamil: Why is he naked?

Mc: Why don't you go do what you are supposed to be doing? While you Malleus get changed already! *Mc cried out while pushing both of them inside the changing room*

Kalim: Did you notice Mc is more cranky than usual? *whispered to them*

Silver: Now you've mentioned it, Mc also behaves more weirder.

Sebek: That human has always been weird

Ace: But today's unlike, Mc even punched my head more vicious than before.

Lilia: Mc is possibly hiding something

Deuce: Do you think it's because they are enforcing something inside and we interrupted it?

Kalim: Yeah! Maybe they're about to....

*Kalim zipped his mouth and pointed someone at their backs*

Ace: About to what?

Lilia: Don't tell me you saw a ghost

Deuce: We're old adequately to understand life so spill it already.

Sebek: I've got it! They're about to formulate a progeny---

*smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack! Smack!*

*Malleus and Jamil proceeded out of the room and saw something diverse on the six of them*

Malleus & Jamil: ......

Malleus & Jamil: Why are there hills on your heads?

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I need something to do so that's it for now

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lilbabjojo · 1 month

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Hii! I’m not sure if you’re requests are open, but if they are can I request a platonic CG!Angel x GN or fem!reader? Some hurt/comfort? Thank you 💕💕

Oh of course! I wasn't quite sure what to write for this one, so I just tried my best. :3

Angel was about to head up to his room when he heard the small pitter patter of footsteps.

"Hey kid, I coulda sworn I put ya to bed a couple hours ago," Angel said. "Heck, even Uncle Husker's asleep- Aww bud, what's the matter?"

Angel noticed (Y/N)'s tearstreaked cheeks and the way they held their stuffy so tight that it looked painful. (Y/N) whined and reached up at Angel.

"Rough night, huh, baby?" Angel asked softly, picking them up. "Let's see if Bubba can help. Do you want some milk?"

(Y/N) nodded into his chest fur sleepily.

"Alright. Uncle Husker won't be too mad if we go into the kitchen, will he?" Angel asked jokingly. (Y/N) gave a weak giggle behind their paci.

Angel quickly pulled out their favorite bottle, filling it with milk and warming it up a little.

"Let's get ya back to bed then. I know this'll put you to sleep," Angel said. (Y/N) looked up at him.

"Wif 'oo?" They cooed.

"What? C'mon kid, you can't just... Aww, don't look at me like that..." Angel said, looking at their wide eyes. "Fine, what's one night? Yeah, you can sleep with me tonight. Fat Nuggets is gonna get jealous."

"Nu uh," (Y/N) said.

"Yeah, you're right. That dumb pig loves ya," Angel said affectionately, carrying you up the stairs to his room.

#agere #age regression #hazbin hotel age regression #hazbin hotel agere #age regressor #agere caregiver #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin hotel fat nuggets #hazbin fat nuggets #hazbin anthony #angel hazbin hotel #x reader #reader insert

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katyspersonal · 3 months

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Rambling under cut

Me and the girls had the shortest disco horse in our lives when one of them mentioned that it'd be strange if Laurence could just walk around with those large Cleric Beast horns and no one noticed, and before I could add that maybe he started hiding and only communicating through servants after beastly signs showed up @val-of-the-north suggested that before people were aware that horns were a bad sign they might have been mistaking them for a good thing. Like Eldrich blessing and evidence of evolution, not regression into a beast..... though in Bloodborne, are these concepts really different?

By *magical I also mean Kin effects rather than Beast effects, or pyromancy, or things like this! Like how Ludwig was also associated with a Great One and shows Kin signs even as a beast.. Heck, Laurence's fire, especially the 'lava blood' phenomenon could also count as a divine blessing, since Pthumerian-timed beasts had pyromancy and lava too! Or on the other hand, he figured something was seriously wrong with "Eyes" pursuit and pushed all on blood, losing Kin traits completely and regressing despite having been connected with Moon Presence too!

In any case there are many variants or what happened and in which order, how it was received by Laurence OR other people. Heck, a whole separate poll could be made by how Laurence felt about signs of transformation! He is really the most character ever

#bloodborne #polls #bloodborne headcanons #laurence the first vicar #I really love the 'only people with Insight could see shit' option tbh

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pikminpediaart · 4 months

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Fluffmaster's Protein Shake

"Oh, you uh... uh..." Sarge looked Indigo up and down. Seeing the werewolf's belly begin to expand outward was causing Sarge's cheeks to go red. "Oh my." "Eh?" Indigo raised a brow. "Seems a cat got your tongue, huh, mister lion?" "I... uh..." Sarge looked away, gently flitting his fingers through his mane. He took another peak and noticed Indigo's abs begin to melt away as his belly started to lap over his pants. He looked away again. He didn't understand why this was flustering him so much. "I suppose it was inevitable," Indigo said with a sigh as he walked over to Sarge. Sarge immediately felt a soft blanket of fur press against his right cheek. He sat in silence, letting that blanket push deeper into him, now starting to feel like the softness he'd grown accustomed to with his own belly. Sarge didn't know what to say. "There's only so much teasing and fattening I can do to you before the tables turn, huh?" Indigo whistled, leaning in further, which only flustered Sarge even more. "How long did it take you to finally fatten me up? Three years? Four? Surprised you haven't done it yet," Indigo leaned in with a grin on his face, "Fatso!" Sarge found himself leaning into Indigo's belly fluff. "Uh... it uh... uh... looks nice?" "Your expression tells me you're enjoying this." Indigo said with a smirk. He grasped around the back of Sarge's head and pressed it further into his belly. "That why you snuck that 'Fluffmaster's Donut' into my protein shake?" Sarge thought back on earlier. Was THAT how it happened? Last he remembered, he was about to add the secret growth powder to his donuts.... He grabbed the small white jar from the counter and.... Oh. He remembered there were two small white jars. Neither of them were labelled. Indigo had made sure to remove the labels on most things as a way to 'trick' Sarge into eating more. Sarge never understood HOW that was the case, but he couldn't question it too much, given his physique was nowhere near as skinny as it used to be. "Oh... uh... uhm..." Sarge tried to clear his throat. "Moreso 'misplaced'." As Sarge said those words, he felt Indigo's stomach growl, noting the finish of the Fluffmaster's secret growth powder. When he turned his head, he could only see a large, soft expanse of white. The button on Indigo's pants popped. "Ahh, heck." Sarge gulped. "Well, not much I can do now, huh, big guy?" Indigo leaned himself further into Sarge, fully flustering the lion even more. Sarge couldn't lie, though. He was, indeed, enjoying himself. ~~~~~ Seems one of the people voted to fatten up was Indigo! So, have the obligatory, fattened-up Indigo. I kinda like him like this, so we'll see where it goes in the future. Maybe he could get bigger! Alsooo, because Sarge was involved, I did have to draw him as the first on the list of new species -- a lion. SO, there we have it: A fat Indigo and a fatter, more-lion-like Sarge! ~~~~~ Indigo/Sarge/Art/Story (C) Me

#gain #fat #belly #werewolf #lion #soft #round #obese #fluffy #cute #expand #large #pudge #growth

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tumbleweedtech · 4 months

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Okay look so A lovely moot was gushing about their adoration of soap/ghost in a lovely art, that linked to a fic. So I read it. And ended up ass over teakettle adoring a wholeass new ship. This is fantastic. I'm absolutely loving the pining in this ship, it's top tier. I adore the way many artists draw Ghost as a big, barrel chested man with a healthy layer of fat. A strongman build, which is incredible and I adore it. But what the heck someone give that man a pelt. I have yet to see someone cover that big chest with fur. Plenty of tattoos and scars and top surgery scars but someone give me Soap burying his hands in chest hair, pls. Plenty of folks seem happy enough to make Johnny an otter, which I love and respect. But let him have a hairy boyfriend sometimes too, pls? xo

#soapghost #help i fell into a new fandom

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goudavibrations · 1 year

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Beautiful animals. Thank you. But it’s God deserves the credit. They dont have time to bother with success and getting rich. Don’t have fantasies of glory, don’t borrow money to buy things that decrease in value while they own it. See, they’re beautiful because they just are. They do what they do. Lion don’t try to be a tiger. Rabbit don’t do an impression of a monkey. Don’t try to be what they’re not, unlike us, us human beings. The cheetah, the tiger, the snake, the monkey, the baboon, the muskrat, the bobcat, the pig that’s fat, the hippo, the rhino, the dodo, the honey badger, the slithy toad. Each one, each perfect in their own original form. Then man came in. Who created him and for what purpose? Still a mystery. Why is he here? It’s a mystery. We know he’s a trespasser, don’t know his own place. Of course he don’t know his own place, he don’t have one. Man the bear hunter, the fur trapper, the deer chaser, man the bear hunter, the deer trapper, man the deer chaser, the the the, man the bear hunter, the fur trapper, man the deer chaser, baby seal clubber, dolphin snagger. Lowest form of existence. Lowest form of existence. He’s a rabble rouser, a stirrer upper, an agitator. Goes around sticking his nose where it dont belong. The zoo, blah, the aquarium? They’re prisons for the animals. Animals cannot learn anything from man, man don’t have a thing to teach them. I avoid even looking at human beings, disgust me so much with their atom bombs and blow dryers and automobiles. Build hospitals as shrines to the diseases they create. Human beings alone with their secrets. Masked and anonymous. No one truly knows them. I see a crack on the sidewalk, it’s more beautiful to me than a human being. A crack in the mud at the bottom of a sun-dried lake bed I count that more beautiful than any human being, know what I mean? I know what you mean. Kinda like a curse, isn’t it, being born? You got that right. Heck, cause we live in fear. Cause we know we’re gonna die. Animals don’t know they’re gonna die. They live content, in the moment. Caw! Holds us back, knowledge of death. I say Amazing Grace indeed. Oh, man. I’ll tell you something else. Ancient cultures, civilizations, used to sacrifice animals like cattle, and rabbits, and goats instead of human beings. Today, we do it the other way around, we sacrifice the human being. Like the Incas, like the Aztecs, like the big corporations. Amazing Grace indeed. Hey. Howdy. What was that all about? Guy’s into animals, I guess.

#masked and anonymous #bob dylan

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bzedan · 1 month

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A fun distraction, a fancy bind

A current fun thing:

[ID: Two pamphlet-bound zines, one with a burgundy gradient cover on top, and a teal gradient cover below. There are half-circle cutouts in the covers to show a black and white illustration on the first page, which is of a fuzzy little gremlin thing reading a book. A colour-matching tassel dangles from the bottom of the cutout, and a gold wire scrollwork charm hangs from embroidery floss attached to the top of the book. The cover letters are gold foiled and read: "Helen's Costume x Chase Allgood, 2020-2023." End ID.]

While I was finishing up wrangling together my FFF 2024 faves into a zine, I also laid out the prose (?) Chase had written for Helen's Costume over the past few years. It's dreamy stuff, to fit a dreamy gallery, and it's the primary part of their press releases, which I love.

[ID: A zine opened to show the first page of a section, headed "Buttercup" in a fat-ended goofy typeface. A gold wire scrollwork charm hanging from embroidery floss rests against the page. A squiggly seperator brackets smaller text below the header: "March 26th - April 30th, Ralph Pugay, Kristan Kennedy, Annie Costello Brown, Andy Heck Boyd, Dan Attoe." Double-spaced lines of text follow: and if she comes / with her head in her hands / just stay hidden / she offers only one gift / A leap to grab the dog’s collar succeeded only in leaving a perfect flour hand print in his dark fur. / "Buttercup?" his mother asks into the air. With no response, she / continued baking, and the dog continued barking. "Buttercup can you come here and give me a hand?!" She stops her work to pull some stray dog hair from her wrists. "BC where've you gone?" End ID.]

There was a binding technique I wanted to try and three years is enough to make a nice fat little pamphlet, so I bullied them into getting me files to lay out. It's called Button Hole Stitch and the cover cutout is just fun stuff. The little Helen's mascot was a perfect image for the application, I think. Also I got to use some of the foil I have from a few holiday cards ago.

[ID: The spine of a single-signature zine shown with the booklet opened so that the circular cutout in the cover can be easily seen. Falling onto both sides of the exposed first page, centred in the cutout, is a fuzzy little gremlin with a squiggly tail, holding a book in their lap titled "Helen's Costume." End ID.]

My life lately has really just been wrangling together FFF 2024, making this zine, getting very into the biography of a clown, and learning how to play Stardew. Not bad for the start of spring.

First posted on Comradery and Patreon.

#crossposted from subscription sites #bookbinding #my work #(well the bind is anyway)#(and the text layout mid as it is)

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fluffypotatey · 2 months

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Pounding my fist on the floor and crying over how light hearted and happy and full of care Mac sounds in the “quit it, eat your dang peach XD” “mm, you’re a peach” like what the heck, illegal levels of soft cuteness and happy sunshine days and fur ruffles from these monkeys, they SHOULD pile him with baby monkeys, you can’t go on without cuddlessss, I need shadowpeach hug, I need the tail wrapping around each other for comfort, furry creatures NEED their physical contact and purring and grooming or whatever, also MK cackling over the “bud” comment like yeah, more live reaction to these crazy monkeys please, surprised to hear it? XD it gets tossed around so casually on a normal day, yep your mentor used to call him that too! Wowza, yes he said it to the edgy one. The reaction is akin to someone naming a big black scary dog something like Princess Razzlemuffin Sparkles.

ah, Macky all happy and comfy before disaster struck :) getting fat on fruit just like that but forever :) little did he know—

#past!Macky tho cautious and doubtful was more confident and happy #there was life still in his eyes and he was thriving in the sun’s gaze #current Macky is a wet rat who still has his dramatics but is more pessimistic and Uber cautious #however by s4 he has some hope #he’s learning to hope again and understand that endings are not inevitable and fate is never set in stone no matter what you fear #he has eclipsed the sun and seeks to provide aid to the earth #what am i saying?#Macky is a fun character with a lot of nuances and his past held so much potential & he used to smile and laugh w/o preamble #and we can still see that Macky in the current one tho subdued but he’s still there and he could return as the story progresses #lmk #asks #lmk six eared macaque #also cruel and unjust for lmk to hit us with the fucking peach motif in the s4 special #how dare you. HOW FUCKING DARE LMK

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klcthebookworm · 6 months

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WIP Wednesday

The Davidson kids are on the trail of their adults.

Vash had a big fight in LR Town two days before Chuck, Hannah, and the bike got here. The townspeople were still twitching about it as they cleaned up busted buildings. Chuck didn’t bother offering to help this town since they were here to do a rescue. And it was weird how the townspeople tried to pretend everything was normal since Vash had left. That they were very loud about. “Thank God the Humanoid Typhoon left us alone!” was repeated over and over again.

And that’s why the fat man sitting on the porch outside one of the bars was so memorable. His hair and mustache was the same color as Uncle Modo’s fur too. “Vash the Stampede saved me from that other maniac with the deadly horn,” he said quietly. “Took the blast meant for me. Whatever happened up on the mountain is bad news for everyone.”

A man at another table made the glasses jump when he hit it. “You wanted us to turn into another Kansas or Carcasses?”

“All I’m saying is Vash the Stampede wasn’t the one forcing us to go where we didn’t want to go.” He pushed away from his table and walked down the steps.

Hannah lost her thoughtful look to call out, “Hey mister! Which way to the variety store?”

He turned around and blinked at them. “Just arrived?” Hannah nodded so Chuck nodded too. “It’s up the road that way.” He pointed to the street that climbed a hill from this square. “Can’t miss the sign.”

“Thank you.” Hannah pushed the bike toward that street.

“You didn’t want to ask him questions?” Chuck asked as he looked back at the man leaving the square by another street. “He saw Vash.”

“We know they all got here and something bad happened that made Meryl-ma’am call for help. Since they aren’t here, I’m guessing they all got hauled back to Knives’ base.”

“So we gotta get them out of Knives’ skyscraper?” Chuck looked up at Hannah’s nod. “Cool, we know how to do that.”

Hannah didn’t say anything as they reached the variety store, and marched up to the shopkeeper with a cheerful smile. “Hello, sir, can we get two chocolate bars and a current map. The one Pa is using is ancient.” The shopkeeper handed the three items and took the double dollars Hannah handed over. “Come on, lunch before candy.”

Chuck made a scoffing noise but he knows Hannah will insist on proper meals just like Mom and Meryl-ma’am. She did buy six hot dogs at the restaurant they found close by and they found a shaded spot in an alley to eat them while the bike guarded them. He still hadn’t figured out how to eat while wearing his helmet. But something else was bothering him. “You lied to that shopkeeper. We aren’t supposed to lie.”

Hannah wiped her mouth and hands with a napkin. “I didn’t lie.”

“You threw Dad under the wheels that he was lost.”

She dug into her bag of stuff. “Dad is Dad, Mom is Mom, Vash is Vash, Pa is an invention for anyone who doesn’t need to know about them or who would stop the mission trying to be good to a couple of kids.”

“But you lied. You don’t lie.”

“I don’t lie to Mom, Dad, the uncles, Vash, Meryl-ma’am, and Milly-ma’am. Heck, I’ll even tell the truth to Limburger because the truth hurts. But that shopkeeper will get freaked out that two kids as young as we are traveling by ourselves and will get us locked up by the sheriff or child services. That will mess up the mission we’re on. So Pa is our fake father.”

“So lying is okay because we have to go rescue Vash, Meryl-ma’am, and Milly-ma’am?” Chuck asked.

“Yep.” She found a pencil and unfolded the new map.

Chuck finished his three hot dogs and chocolate bar while Hannah wrote on the map with the pencil. “So where is Knives’ skyscraper?”

She showed him the map. Now she had circled three towns and made them the points of a triangle. “In the middle of that,” she tapped the pencil in the center of the triangle.

“Nothing’s there.”

“Knives hates humans. You really think he’d let the human map makers know where he lives?”

“No, but you’re sure? There’s a whole lot of planet.”

She used the pencil to point. “This is LR Town, this is Carcasses the first town where everybody disappeared and ‘Knives’ was wrote on their monument, and this is Kansas. Everybody disappeared out of it before the fighting happened here in LR Town.”

“They have a flying machine. It’s not like that have to live right next door like Limburger does.”

“Vash shot down their flying machine so they are probably picking places much closer to home base for them. And they wouldn’t want to have to travel far with Vash as a prisoner. More travel time means more time to escape.”

“Vash shot down their flying machine when?” Chuck crossed his arms over his chest.

“When we were doing a test firing and he put the big crater on the Fifth Moon. But that’s not important.”

“You left me out of testing firing? That’s pretty important, Hannah!”

“Vash left you out of the testing firing. Take it up with him once we get him back.”

“I will!”

#trigun 98 #my fic #three of a kind #wip #wip wednesday #biker mice from mars

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groundpear · 1 year

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Hiya Pear-Chan! As a fellow Trekkie, rat lover & Moomins fan, I just wanna say I truly dig your adorably dorky content, art-style & personal aesthetic, honey!🥰🖖 And given the bunch of cute, chubby, chonky critters you’ve recently drawn, I’d ❤️ to ask if you'd ever be tempted to apply your tremendous talents to any outright "Fat Fur" themed pics? Heck, if pudge-floofs ain't your thing I totally get that… But I truly think it’d be SUPER to see a few Fat Furries in your stunning style, hon!😻🐷💖

Aaaaaaaaaaw, what a kind message, thank you so much! ❤️ And what a combo Trek-rat-Moomin 😻 About the request, I’m not very used to styles and specifications and lore and all stuff about Fat Furs (send me a note if you are not shy), but surely I can draw some chonkier characters, body diversity is a must in life and fat people deserve all the best in real life too 💖

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milktyama · 3 years

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— ☕︎ WHO GIVES THE BEST HUGS IN JJK

synopsis: top 5 best huggers in jjk (anime only bc im not caught up to the manga yet)

a/n: this is pretty self-indulgent bc i want hugs so bad rn :(

includes: itadori yuji, inumaki toge, panda, miwa kasumi, todo aoi

genre: pure fluff <3, these are in no particular order

total wc: 886

ITADORI YUJI — wc: 210

i just can't stop thinking of that one scene at the start of the series when he hugs gojo when they went to pick up nobara

like loves rubbing his nose/face onto whoever he's hugging and he would give the tightest and warmest hugs

yuji isn’t tall or insanely muscular but his hugs are still so so warm and make you feel so safe and that’s just ASFLDKJG

and he doesn’t only give like regular hugs, he loves all kinds of hugs

like he’ll hug anything that has to do with you or anyone like he’ll hug an arm, he’ll give you a koala hug, heck he’ll do that leg hug thing when he’s feeling clingy onto you

and he doesn’t mind being dragged LMAO like that was 100% the effect he intended to go for

anyways back to face rubs

he specially adores rubbing cheeks together. he finds the plush of yours and his cheek mushing together strangely endearing and just makes him feel so close to you

he would also sometimes tickle you while you two hug and you do it back and hugs become into tickle wars but you really don’t mind until both of you get small aches and tears prickling from laughing way too much

INUNAKI TOGE — wc: 187

i think inumaki is like the perfect height to hug whether you're tall or short

hugging him would just be so easy and kinda like very natural you know?

rather than wrapping his whole arms around you, inumaki loves bending his arms upwards and place his hands around the upper area of your back. his logic? covers more surface area = more of the hug is actually taking place

ugh so cute

he also loves resting his head on your head/shoulder or when you rest your head on his head/shoulder

it feels very intimate for him and he just adores that

AND WHENEVER HE WANTS A HUG FROM YOU

he’ll do like,,,, grabby hands

BECAUSE YOU KNOW HOW HE CAN’T REALLY SAY ANYHTING RIGHT so he has to motion it and,,, grabby hands

or like he would extend his arms wide open and do like jazz hands lol

he also liked smelling your hair while hugging idk why i just get a feeling that he does

inumaki likes shampoo smell!! that’s my headcanon so that’s why he likes to smell the hair of people he hugs :)

PANDA — wc: 146

i don't think i even need to say why

his hugs are just fluffy and warm and just feels like hugging those 3 meter tall teddy bears

like if you ever feel cold in the winter, hug panda and you'll literally warm up so fast

with my very limited knowledge on real pandas, they eat a lot, so they have a lot of body heat due to how much fat they have

panda would literally be a walking heater but also kinda function like a jacket because of the fur

you would love to snuggle your face into his fur and he really wouldn’t mind. in fact i think panda would be very happy and feel very soft on the inside to see how much you enjoy hugging him.

anyways yea in conclusion, panda's hugs are immaculate and you cannot change my mind no matter what

MIWA KASUMI — wc: 150

i just KNOW her hugs are just @#*%£#*$*

i'd pay to hug miwa like she looks so hugable and so sweet

like she would gently wrap her arms around whoever and then like caress their backs or their heads or the side of their arms and it's just akkdkwdkkaa

plus she deserves all the hugs :( <3

and tell her she's not useless <3333

also she would be such a cuddler when she's sleeping, like i kNOW she hugs like 3 plushies to sleep or has extra pillows JUST for hugging you know

yea i just wanna hug her <3

she also loves touching foreheads. she will make whoever she’s hugging go down to her level and rub foreheads together

and the cutest part is the person she’s hugging is just automatically magnetized to get down to her level and its not forced so its just so cute and LSKDJFK

TODO AOI — wc: 193

when he's gentle, he's GENTLE

100% gives great hugs

who wouldn't want to hug him too like i feel like todo is a great hugger because he does it so earnestly

his hugs are definitely on the like strong/secure side which can make whoever he's hugging feel very safe and secured

he wraps his arms completely surrounding the person and then hold one of his wrists to lock the hug so no one's going anywhere lmao, but yea getting hugged by his big arms would feel great

and he would relax his muscles when hugging so it doesn’t feel stiff or uncomfortable at all it’s just a big warm embrace

i also feel like if you hug him and he’s like super excited or has a lot of energy he’d def lift you up and like kinda spin you around lmao????

like 90% of the people he’d meet are like shorter/smaller than him so like it's very easy for him to just do it

no complains though it’s probably loaded with fun, but he’ll probably ask you your type while spinning and if your answer disappoints him he’ll just drop you LMAOOOO

taglist: @bokutsumie @kohi-zeri @iwaesumi @michiyonakamura @itadorisgf (special)

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weirdmarioenemies · 3 years

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Rating all the Catified enemies in Bowser’s Fury!

With the release of Super Mario 3D World on Switch, we got a fantastic little game! Bowser’s Fury! It’s like a sequel to Mario Sunshine with 3D World mechanics, it’s a delight! it has the mod Sockop seal of approval! But that’s not why I’m here today, I’m here because this game gave us Cat versions of 3D world enemies! Complete with fur, tails and little cat ears! In this post, I’ll be rating these catified designs, as an excuse to show them all to you dear reader!

Name: Cat Biddybud

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Starting off strong, Biddybuds are some of my fave Mario creatures, and this look fits them well, the paws and tail look natural on their spherical body! And the fur looks like a fine velvet!

9/10 Would pet.

Name: Cat Blockstepper

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Blocksteppers are also already perfect, with their funny hats and their trumpet mouths. However, this cat form doesn’t give them fur, or paws or a tail at all! just some cat ears! Which I’m not even sure are part of their actual body! They could just be glued onto their hats, I hope it’s actually part of their bodies and they made little holes on the hats so they can poke them out.

4/10 Blocksteppers seem to have arrived too late at the Catification center, they only had spare cat ears left.

Name: Cat Bob-omb

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Another one that got the short end of the stick! No fur, no paws, not even a tail! Just cat ears! Both Blocksteppers and Bob-ombs walk thanks to their wind-up keys, so perhaps they only get cat ears because these are not organic creatures! It still seems a bit unfair on the guys, just because they’re automated doesn’t mean they don’t deserve some fuzzy fur!

4/10 You deserve so much more Bob-omb.

Name: Cat Boomerang/Fire/Hammer Bros.

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

The ears don’t look bad at all! But it’s still a very lazy catification, sure, they get fur but it’s so short it might as well not be there.

2/10

Name: Cat Bullet Bill

Debut: Super Mario 3D World

This one’s an interesting case! They’re the only cat enemy not exclusive to Bowser’s Fury, as they appeared in the base 3D World game. Like Bob-ombs and Blocksteppers, they don’t get any fur, so this supports the inorganic creature hypothesis. However these guys DID get a tail! And they look so much better because of it! Why didn’t they give tails to Bob-ombs and Blocksteppers! I demand justice.

6/10 The tail almost makes up for the lack of fur.

Name: Cat Bully

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Now THIS is a catification! Extremely long and luscious fur, you can TELL he grooms himself regularly! Cat Bullies also get a tail, ears, and paws, which fit in very well with their rotund body, as a matter of fact, their iconic horns got completely replaced by the cat ears! Which is a very bold move, but one I support wholeheartedly! Now, does this confirm Bullies are organic creatures? Even though they are clearly made of metal in their base forms? Perhaps the metal is an exoskeleton of sorts, as mod Chikako suggested, whatever the case, I’m glad they got the full fur treatment!

9/10 Fantastic ball of fur.

Name: Cat Cheep Cheep

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

This is a fishy, with fur and cat ears, not very hydrodynamic, fishies are bullet shaped for a reason, but this is ok because they at least look cute!

7/10 Pretty standard catification but it works well!

Name: Cat Coin Coffer

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Ouggoough.... Coin Coffer my beloved.... I wanna pet him so badly now... I guess sticking cat ears and fur on an orbular character just works!! And look at those paws! This is a novelty coin purse if I’ve ever seen one!

8/10

Name: Cat Conkdor

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Well, this is certainly something, I adore Conkdor, another mario creature very dear to my heart. Not sure I love this catification though, the tail looks good but the cat ears look very awkward, and it’s very unsettling to see a bird with fur instead of feathers. But don’t worry Conkdor you still look great, it’s just not your style y’know?

3/10

Name: Cat Flopter

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I really like Flopters! they have a Bee-like body with Dragonfly-like goggles, and they fly like a helicopter! Very charming little dudes often forgotten.

The cat ears complement the goggles extremely well! They looked a bit too bald in their base forms. And I bet those paws make landing easier! Good for them.

8/10 Award winner for best use of Cat ears.

Name: Cat Fuzzler

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Fuzzlers are already a delight, there’s not a lot you can do to improve perfection, and I guess the devs took that personally because this is a very light catification, I guess they couldn’t give them fur since they’re supposed to look spiky and not soft, but I still wish they did. They do have tails but they’re oddly short, more like a nub, they deserve longer tails! They’d look so good while rolling!

5/10 They don’t deserve a vestigial tail.

Name: Cat Fuzzy

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Very lazy catification, their oily shinyness doesn’t play well with the cat ears and tail. I’m sorry little one...

2/10

Name: Cat Goomba (Brown)

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

You might be wondering why I put their color in parenthesis, well, this is not the first Cat Goomba we got, 3D World has an orange Cat Goomba that actually pounces like a cat. The implication seems to be that the orange one is a Goomba that used a Super Bell, while this brown one is just a Goomba that got Catified by whatever catification forces are present in Lake Lapcat. Back to the rating, I love their little white/brown color scheme! Fits them very well, and they get little whisker-like stripes too!

9/10 Good Kittycat.

Name: Cat Koopa Troopa

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I really dislike this one, why are the cat ears on their cheeks? That looks like it would hurt? I don’t like looking at Cat Koopa for a long time, I think it would’ve been cuter if they put the cat ears on the shell! Maybe it wouldn’t make sense but it would certainly look nicer.

1/10 I can’t give out a 0 because look at that blessed smile...

Name: Cat Magikoopa

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

The ears look very odd, like they’re clipping out of the robe. Very lazy catification. Almost unnoticeable.

2/10

Name: Cat Piranha Plant/Creeper

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I love these ones they look SO silly, just stick some ears on their orb heads and you got a great kittycat! The fur also doesn’t look unnatural, there are fuzzy plants in real life!

8/10 Would pet carefully.

Name: Cat Rammerhead

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

I also like this one quite a bit! The ears fit well with their already ridiculous head, they just look like rounder spikes! It’s like they were meant to have ears! The lavender fur looks very nice. The tail also looks very cute, completely replacing their caudal fin, how do you seem with that buddy?

8/10 Very wet kitty.

Name: Cat Skipsqueak

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

WOW!!! This one is basically perfect! This is the ONLY catification to change the colors of the base creature! And for the better! They’re now a very vivid electric blue instead of the dull light blue of their non-cat selves. This one’s also the only mammal enemy, so their cat features look completely natural and fitting!

10/10 Very cute fat catmouse.

Name: Cat Snow Pokey

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Yeah this one’s arguably the laziest catification, their ears are barely visible too, but they still look cute and not unsettling! So I really can’t complain too much.

4/10

Name: Cat Spike

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

Spike always has such an expression of pure existential dread I can’t tear my eyes away from it... It looks like he’s not handling the catification too well... He probably feels very weird being suddenly covered in fur. They did get a cute little patch of white fur on their belly, which I think is an improvement to the design!

7/10 Hope you’re ok there buddy.

Name: Cat Splounder

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

YESSSSSSSS I LOVE SPLOUNDERS SO MUCH!!!! When I found out they got in the game I was SO happy, this catification is top notch as well! The cat ears fit in like they always belonged! And the salmon-colored fur is one heck of a look! They also got a long tail which hangs peacefully underwater, making them look like a cute comma!

10/10 Cat Splounder my beloved...

Name: Cat Stingby

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

As we already know, putting a tail and cat ears on a sphere looks really good! So this guy is a winner by default! I think the paws are slightly unsettling since they’re just hanging there... Never to be used. But it’s ok, I’m sure they don’t get in the way too much.

9/10 Fuzzy bees are always a win.

Name: Cat Seagull

Debut: Bowser’s Fury

To finish off this post! The most important introduction to the Mario universe by far! Cat Seagull!

This is positively delightful, they look so silly and mindless. They’re just vibing and I respect them so much for that. They probably don’t even know they have cat ears, but that doesn’t matter. Only thing that matters is existing and these guys are killing it at that!

10/10 I wanna live like you.

#bowser’s fury #mario enemies #mod sockop #kitty time ==:)

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petitelepus · 2 years

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Okay so imagine the MTMTE group thought the reader is fat cause their belly seem big but when they touch reader stomach, it was actually the fur of fluff (the reader is not human so they not human and they also hide the fur cause they dislike being call fluffy puffy)

Bots don't usually comment on your figure since many of them also look a little silly. They seem to have come to an agreement that you're fat and don't mind it. Until you one day pant openly in Swerve's bar and complain how hot you are.

"It's not fair, you guys don't suffer from heat...!" You grumble as you drink your nice and cool glass of water. Swerve chuckles lightly and is about to answer but Whirl inserts himself into your conversation.

"Maybe you should lose some that hoodie-!" He is saying as his claw pushes against your stomach over your hoodie and he is shocked when he doesn't meet resistance. Instead of fat, your stomach seems to give up under his touch.

"What the-?!" He snaps and before you can protest, he snags your hoodie and pulls it up and your fur is revealed to the whole bar.

"Fur?" Swerve gapes from the side and you blush as you slap Whirl's hand off, "Thanks a lot Whirl!"

"What the heck? Are all humans as hairy as you!?"

"No! I'm not a human, I'm a Kobold!"

"A what now?"

You sigh and roll your eyes so hard everyone can hear it. "There are many different races on Earth, such as Medusas, Centaurs, Elfs, and I'm just Kobold."

"What are Kobolds?" Skids asked from the side, as he decided to join in the conversation. You sighed again, "Basically I'm like a canine-human. Watch."

You reached for your hairpins and once you pulled them off, your canine ears popped up and as you reached behind, you pulled your tail out of your pants. Everyone gasped and you grumbled, "I'm just unlucky one to be born with more furry kind of Kobold."

"There are other kinds?"

"My sis has less fur. I have fur all over me." You said and Swerve asked, "Can't you shave if you hate your fur so much?"

"Yeah, I don't like it, but it's an awful lot of work to shave when it grows back in less than two weeks." You grumbled and crossed your arms, "So make all your jokes now before I return to my room and never leave again."

Bots all around you shared looks and you prepared yourself for the worst when suddenly-!

"Primus, you're adorable!" Tailgate cheered and you blinked in shock. You didn't expect that. You turned to look and Tailgate ran to you and hugged you against his body.

"You're so fluffy and so cute!" The minibot cheered happily and you blushed. "You- What?"

"Do you think we would be grossed out?" Skids laughed lightly and patted the space between your ears, "You're by far the cutest person from Earth we have ever seen."

"B- But I'm-!"

"Cute! No objections, you're the cutest Kobold ever!" Tailgate said and looked you in the eyes, "And if anyone tells you otherwise, I'll have Cyclonus talk to them!"

"Huh." You blinked, feeling accepted for the first time. You turned to look at Whirl, "What about you Whirl?"

"Don't talk to me, I don't deal well with cute scrap like you." The flyer snapped and you smiled lightly, before looking at Tailgate more seriously, "But I'm not cute or fluffy. I'm ferocious."

Tailgate nodded and you had a feeling that he didn't really take that to Spark, but no one called you fluffy, honoring your opinion of not being called that.

After that, you weren't afraid to wear a little lighter clothes or hide your ears and tail since everywhere you went, there was always someone telling you how special you were and totally NOT fluffy.

#anon #request #transformers mtmte #transformers #mtmte #monster musume #monster girl #kobold #whirl #swerve #skids #tailgate #I hope you enjoy this #It's a little different #But I haven't written about Monster Girls for a long time

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