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drblueneck · 5 years

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Massive Genderbent AU - Rookie 9 edition

Ok. I should really NOT be writing that, but that little shit of a story wouldn’t leave me alone and I couldn’t focus on my studies and I was going CRAZY. So, here. It’s written. NOW LEAVE ME ALONE BRAIN, LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!! I decided to post it, because I want people to enjoy the beauty of genderbender. This will turn into a fullfledged story. Maybe. Probably. Certainly. But not right now. Because I don’t have time. I NEED TIIIIMMMME.

As spring was in full bloom, it was time for Hideo-sensei - Head of the Academy - to peruse the new application forms for the upcoming year. Going through each of them and smiling at the familiar clan names, he took him a moment to notice the higher than normal percentage of girls being enrolled. As he took a closer look, his surprise went up a notch. The heirs of the most prominent ninja clans were to be in the same year class, and all but two were females. It had been a long time since such a thing happened! Hideo-sensei idly wondered if the girls would be up to par with the boys, and winced at the ludicrous idea of Genin teams made up mostly of kunoichi - their strength would never amount to that of their male counterparts, science said so. Or, well, science said so before Tsunade-sama gave it the finger... Hideo-sensei shook his head and snorted. Frankly, what were the chances for all these girls to end up like the legendary Sannin? Prodigies were a fluke, not the norm.

With a rueful sigh, he closed the files and signed them, already mourning for this future batch of Genin who would more likely than not bring down their forces’ strength for months, if not years - that is, if they ever graduated instead of mooning over boys like so many were wont to do in their debute... Hopefully, these kunoichi would have a wake-up call sooner than later!

Years later, looking back on this biased oversight, Hideo-sensei would berate himself for dismissing so easily what Konoha saw as its new rising stars and the best ninja of their generation.

Shikaku stared at his ranting kid from where he was sitting under the shade of the great oak in their backyard, ears used to relentless tirades after years of mariage to his dear banshee of a wife. He loved her, really, he did, but damn if that troublesome woman didn’t turn him half-deaf in the first two months of their marital life. It’s without shame that Shikaku would readily admit to having prayed for his kid to turn out like him - lazy and fond of long stretches of silence. The Nara genes were usually strong, to the dismal of those who married into the clan, but it looked like Yoshino’s were as stubborn as her!

Troublesome woman indeed, Shikaku thought with fondness as his daughter finished her rant about ‘not being a kid anymore’ and thus demanding to be ‘trained as a real kunoichi to kick butts’. Maybe he stayed quiet for too long because she started tapping her tiny foot on the grassy ground, arms crossed as she dished out her best glare, and all that was done in a perfect imitation of her mother - and it only made her father want to laugh and squeeze her in a hug.

Which he did.

“Daaad! I’m serious!” Shikaru wailed, tugging harshly at her father’s spiky ponytail to punctuate her words.

“Yes you are,” he cooed, rubbing his scratchy beard against her chubby cheek.

“I wanna leaaarn!” She wailed again, squirming in his grasp and trying to escape his beard, struggling not to laugh and keep up her angry pout. It tickled!

Trapping her into his arms, Shikaku let himself fall down on his back, adjusting comfortably his neck so that he could watch the fluffy clouds go by.

“Maa, why couldn’t you be a lazy one just like your dad, hm?”

The child instantly stopped her useless squirming and with fire burning fiercely in her brown eyes, she hissed like an angry cat, “Cause I’m gonna beat Inoshi! He made Chou cry!”

Aaah, right. The first time he and his teammate decided to officially introduce their kids to each other when they were four, Inoichi’s boy - who lacked a brain to mouth filter - had taken one look at Chouza’s girl and pointed at her before saying with all the innocence of the world, “Daddy, look, she’s fat.” The poor Chouko had bursted into tears and clung to her father the whole day while Shikaru, true to her name, spent a good ten minutes scolding the boy before launching herself into a philosophical pamphlet of sorts on the serious issue of body image within the shinobi world. Inoshi had gaped at her, a bit pale, before hunching his shoulders and muttering a bit too belligerently, “Well, you’re definitely not cute...”

Inoichi had confided that to this day, his son still obsessively kept his hair short, traumatised by Shikaru gripping on his tiny ponytail so hard that she tore out a big clump of fine blond hair. Another of her mother’s bad habits... It was a good thing Shikaku got so used to the rough treatment that it felt like his head was made of steel, otherwise, between his two troublesome girls, he would’ve turned bald yeard ago!

Anyway, all that had been a year ago, and Shikaku had to marvel at his daughter’s ability to hold a grudge.

He hummed under his breath at another of his daughter’s whine about ‘stupid boys’ and wanting to train.

“Then you’ll be happy to know that you start the Academy next month,” he said, nonchalant, happy to stare at the powdery blue sky with the light weight of his kid securely held against his chest. Said kid abruptly sat up, pushing a bony knee into his ribs and he ‘oofed’. Kids... so uncaring...

“Really?!” she cried out as she bounced on his stomach, her almond-shaped eyes almost glittering with stars.

“Really.”

Shikaru dropped back down against him, squeezing her skinny arms around his neck with all her strength - and Shikaku was proud to say that it was actually a lot - as she smothered her excited ‘”thank yous” into his shirt, her feet kicking out in a show of unrestraint happiness and narrowly missing his jewels.

Inoshi was going down. Ha!

It had been a long time since a masculine presence had been felt in the Inuzuka household. From as far as she could remember, Kiku had always been surrendered solely by her mom and sister and their dogs, with the occasional clansmen dropping by to check in with their Head. And if asked, Kiku would tell you that her mom was badass.

Once, she had asked where her father was and mom bristled and waved a fist in the air. “Who needs that pussy when you got me, huh?” Hana later told her that dad had left them because mom scared him. Tch, mom was right, what a scaredy-cat! Inuzuka women were the bomb!

And Kiku wanted to be just like her mother.

It actually amused Tsume greatly to see her youngest daughter following her everywhere like a lost puppy, even when she went to work in the Jounin HQ or meeting with members of the Council for clan matters. Kiku would closely watch her every move and copy them – sitting with an arm thrown on the back of a chair, legs slightly splayed out or crossed at the ankles; fingers drumming on the table when she wanted to fuck with uptight people like Hiashi or Fugaku; lips turning into a snarl when she wasn’t happy… Yep, her daughter was cute as a button in her mom-worship antics.

Tsume actually thought it was all just a phase and that her childish wonder would soon fade out, but Kiku never stopped praising her mom with starry eyes, asking stories of her missions, and more recently, pleading to start her training in the shinobi arts like Hana. She had already given Akamaru to her a few weeks ago, wanting her to acclimate herself to her life-partner, but Tsume had wanted to leave the shinobi training for a bit later to make sure the dog would be able to follow… So what to do, what to do?

Sighing over her dilemma, Tsume entered Shikaku’s office and dropped her latest report on his desk, not feeling one bit sympathetic as he groaned while glaring at the pile of reports that would soon turn into a tower. Usually, he had to hunt down his Jounin to get their reports on time, but strangely these past few days, they’d all been quite eager – gleeful even! – to complete their administrative duties…

Tsume shot him a mean smirk. “Serves you right for ditching us last week with the new recruits,” she said snidely, still peeved that heir commanding officer had disappeared for a whole afternoon and let the more seasoned shinobi drill the baby Jounin. Shikaku was way too good at hiding from them, the sneaky bastard.

“God, I’m surrounded by nagging women,” the man groaned, signing the papers he was reading with a flourish and attacking a new batch.

“Beats being surrounded by whiny men,” was Tsume’s quick retort.

Shikaku shrugged and stretched his arms, which Tsume took as her dismissal. All too happy to leave the Jounin Commander to his own suffering, she skipped to the door with a bounce to her step, only to reluctantly stop when Shikaku called out her name.

“What.” She was a busy woman, dammit.

He smiled apologetically before asking, “I was just wondering if you were putting your daughter into the Academy this year? Mine is going, and I’d be more at ease if some of the kids she knows were to attend too… Shikaru really needs to up her social game,” he added thoughtfully.

God, that man could be such a mother-hen sometimes! Tsume wondered if he would’ve been this dotting had he had a boy as laidback as him… Probably not.

“I’ve put in Kiku’s application but didn’t tell her anything yet. You know how my clan likes to keep the kids as long as possible and teach them at home before sending the little brats to schools, what with our dogs needing proper training too…”

Shikaku nodded. Many clans were like Tsume’s, enrolling the kids only for the last two or three years of the Academy as they preferred – or simply needed in some cases – to train their kekkai genkai first and foremost before even thinking about formal schooling.

“Well, if your girl is anything like you, she’s going to take to shinobi training like a fish to water,” he said in a smile, complimenting his Jounin’s ruthless efficiency on the field, and Tsume grinned back, showing her sharp teeth.

Maybe sending Kiku earlier than expected would actually be a good thing. Her girl was driven after all!

“She’s been bugging me about training her for weeks now. I think she’s ready to commit,” she mused outloud in a prideful tone.

With a wave of the hand, she turned around and leisurely walked out Shikaku’s office while calling out, “My girl’s totally gonna make you turn prematurely grey when she’ll be under your command, Nara!”

Chuckling at the muttered “troublesome” that her enhanced hearing caught, Tsume made her way back home, the grin never leaving her face. Damn right, her Kiku was going to become a kickass kunoichi!

(Shikaru means “to scold” which I found hilarious. Inoshi comes from inoshishi which means boar, Kiku means chrysanthemum because I just wanted to have some coherency between her sister and her, and Chouko means butterfly child, which is cute af. Next one should’ve Female!Sasuke, Male!Hinata, and I’m gonna have so much fun.)

#genderbent AU #genderbent Rookie 9 #Naruto fanfic #Female Shikamaru #Male Ino #Female Chouji #Female Kiba

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mechagalaxy · 3 years

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Sten Hugo Hiller - 627184: War of `65. First day, consilidating moves.

(By Sten Hugo Hiller - 627184) War of `65. First day, consilidating moves. The opening hours of a Squad war is not the same as if you are in a Clan or Faction war. Given the (much) smaller size of the teams, both the margin for error and the total wins a side might get is severly reduced. So after looking over the initial reports, many Clan leaders might have decided there was no need for additional attacks, -at least not yet. Those who were behind gauging whether there were any wins to be had, those in front considering how many additional wins were needed for a secure win. Then there were the fights hanging in the balance, where a mistake or two could cost the battle. Other clans went boldly forth, laying claim to objectives and trying to paint the opponents into a corner. As seven hours of fighting remained, the scores were: Div 1 W&D HQ 3 - 1 Death Clan 1 The opening moves have been made, and the Warlocks have a slight advantage. Bn 2ns Sq 2 22 - 2 Death Clan The Battalion have a score additional wins, so this battle start to look set already. Div 2 Bn 2nd Sq 21 - 4 Death Clan 2 The Battalion have won more than five times as many fights as the Death Clan, so this start to look like it is over. Spirit of Bunny 26 - 4 B.o.A.D. The Bunnies have increasd their advantage slightly. Will they finally beat the Dragons, or will a late counterattack tip the scales? Div 3 Northwind Dragons 44 - 0 M&L B.C. 13th A.D. The Dragons have nearly doubled their advantage, while the Cats have been unable to secure even a single objective. M&L Team Banzai 4 - 30 Death Squad The Banzai`ers have not been able to get any more wins, while the Squad have been hitting them mercilessly and gained a huge advantage. Div 4 T.B. BlackWatch 14 - 2 The Big Cs BlackWatch have managed to get a dozen objectives in front. Is that enough to secure a win, or will the Cs strike back? RV FIRST SQUAD 40 - 13 SH5 The Slaughterers are starting to get some wins, but RV have more than three times as many. Div 5 BlackStar Mercs 40 - 1 RV Second Squad The Mercs advantage over RV is so big that a reversal of fortunes seem most unlikely. Avengers of Bunny 43 - 3 Death Squad The Bunnies have gained a two-score advantage, so Death will in all probability be beaten. Star League 38 - 19 Guardians of Bunny The Leaguers have a 2-1 advantage over the Bunnies. Will that be enough to secure the win? Death`s Collectors 52 - 7 Mad Scientist.7 The Collectors have increased their advantage to a 7-1 superiority. There is no realistic way the Scientists can make a comeback from this position. Div 6 Ronins 22 - 4 Death Squad The Ronins have kept hitting the Squad, and the battered survivors seem unable to get a solid counterattack going. B.S.L.R. 13 - 8 Splinter Platoon The Rangers have managed to stay a handfull of wins in front, but the Platoon might still come back. Will this be a Match to Watch? M&L Psycho Squad 2 - 21 Mandos The fighting have all but stopped. Is it over, or are the Psychos silently organizing a late push for the win? Heroes 16 - 1 MurderMechs No additional fighting have been reported. Will the Heroes get a solid win, or can MurderMechs rally and challenge them? Div 7 Alpha Legion 2 - 16 ML Beatnik Smurfs The Legion have claimed a couple wins, but the Beatniks are still a long way in front of them. Diamond Dragons 19 - 7 ARMORED CORE A.C. is getting into the game, but can they nullify the Dragons dozen win advantage? RV Third Squad 2 - 13 Chess Dragons RV is doing their best, but they are still a short dozen behind the Dragons. Death Squad 14 - 10 Chess Clan Squad The Death Squad are still four objectives in front, but the Chess Squad are definitively still fighting. This might be a Match to Watch. Div 8 t&t 12 - 28 Defenders of Bunny t&t have managed to close with the Bunnies, but they are still a long way from winning. Smurf Platoon 14 - 9 **R.V.** The Smurfs have managed to get a handfull objectives lead, but R.V. shows no sign of throwing in the towel. H.R.R. 18 - 21 Death`s Squad The Raccons have gained some additional objectives. But a strong offensive have put Death`s Squad slighly in front. This is close enough to look like a Match to Watch. Black Star Bandits 12 - 18 Chess Clan Squad The Bandits have won some more fights, but the distance to the Chess Squad have doubled. Div 9 M&L KillaBeez 10 - 0 T.B. 1st K.H. 2nd Sq No further attacks have been reported. T.B. 1st K.H. 1st Sq 12 - 4 Behemoth The Highlanders have gained a bigger advantage. Will the Behemoths get an offensive going, or are they a spent force already? M&L Rogue Angels 9 - 13 M&L B.o.P.S. While the Angels rested on their laurels, the Smurfs struck and got in front. Is this over, or will we see a close finish making this a Match to Watch? T.I.o.M.T 36 - 19 Renegades The Islanders have by now outscored the Renegades nearly twofold. Is that enough for the win, or will we see a late reversal of fortunes? Div 10 Toy Soldiers 28 - 3 M&L 2nd A.R.S.E. The Soldiers have a better than 90% win rate, so this fight seem over already. Death`s Whisper 13 - 12 ***R.V.*** R.V have seen the Whisperers come back and take over the leadership. But the score is almost tied, so this have the markings of a Match to Watch. T.B. 1st K.H. 14 - 0 Heroes Light Brigade The Highlanders have claimed some additional wins, while the Heroes still havent gotten any. ITC 0 - 0 **R.V.** Both sides are waiting for the opponents to make the first move. Div 11 Castaway Cove 15 - 11 Vengeance Found The Castaways have managed to get in front, but V.F. need only a handfull of victories to get past. Will this be a Match to Watch? Deaths Squad 25 - 4 Ronins 2 The Ronins havent gotten any more wins, and by now the Death Squad have them outscored better than 6-1. Major Steel 24 - 5 Karma II The Steelers have a nearly fivefold advantage, but is that enough to deter a late Karma blitz? Play From Home 12 - 0 Murdermech mini The Homeboys have a dozen unopposed wins. Have the Murdermechs conceded, or will they try to strike back? Div 12 *R.V.* 17 - 21 Karma The fighting have intensified. At the moment Karma is in front, but this fight will not be over before the fat lady sings. This definitively looks to be a Match to Watch. I.N.A. 18 - 0 D.H.o.t.A. I.N.A. have increased their lead, while the Horsemen still lack even a single objective to their name. Indo Nusa Alliance 0 - 0 C.D.H. The waiting game continues..... Jagdstaffel 2 25 - 1 RED AXE With the Jagdstaffel two dozen wins in front, it seem the Axemen should ask for whatever terms they can get.

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