#favorites of my posts

[sergle]

Are you on southern men swing dancing together tiktok?? Huh??? Because I AM

#this is my favorite thing ever it's such a sweet video and they're legit good dancers #and I'm NOT remotely horny. WHO SAID THAT #sergle.txt #video #tiktok #TELL ME IF I SHOULD MAKE TIKTOK POSTS SOMETIMES BC LIKE........

[demadogs]

nothing can break the bond between a friend who loves spoilers and a friend who just watched an amazing show and needs to tell someone the entire plot from start to finish

#respectfully i think youre a bit crazy if you love spoilers but ill allow it bc it means i get to yell about one of my favorite shows #i did this with st to my friend #it was very fun #1k #10k #post 10k tag: i am shocked theres more people in the tags saying theyre the ones that likes spoilers #im the one who tells someone everything

[ddeck]

a piece of media that is bad: mundane. effectless

a piece of media that is bad but had the potential to be so so good: unbearable. agonizing. soul crushing even

#shout out to my favorite post ever aka 'star wars would be so good if it was good' #get unreblogable boy #everyone get out of my lawn

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

#for adblocking--ublock origin is my favorite but adblocker plus is also popular #also i once again highly recommend using firefox especially on mobile #to enable adblock on firefox mobile just click 3 dot menu > addons > addon manager > enable uBlockOrigin #that's for android i assume it's similar for iOS #update it is NOT similar for iOS bc Apple hates you. i'll write another post later #anyway. PLEASE USE AN ADBLOCK ALL THE TIME (except for specific websites you want to support) #your internet browsing experience will be so enormously improved #also on firefox if you want to get past a paywall click the 'Toggle reader view' button as soon as the page loads #(it's on the right of the taskbar. a little rectangle with horizontal lines) #works for most news sites by showing you the webpage text that is hidden under the 'you've run out of free articles' popup #doesn't work for everything but it's worth a shot

[forgettable-au]

I think about this call so much

#like why did he say it like that #he's my favorite misterious silly guy #this can also be non au if you just headcanon Papyrus having holes in his hand because dadster #but I'm posting it here anyways #papyrus #undertale #forgettable-au #undertale fanart

[lesbianmarrow]

femslash rarepairs save me

#honestly that might be my favorite kind of fanfiction #just like a pairing between 2 women that hardly anyone has ever considered but the writer develops it and fleshes it out and ur like woah… #syl posts

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

#this is true #writeblr #warm up #relatedly for some reason one of our Favorite Jokes #amongst the Siblings #is like - ''this is so good u will love it'' #while we are reacting to something we OBVIOUSLY find viscerally disgusting #like we will be actively retching and be like ''nooooo it's so good'' #to the point that i sometimes get nervous if someone outside my family is like oh u should try it its good #(obvi we never force each other to eat anything. we are all just curious birds and #like. we're GONNA try the new thing.) #edit to answer why we had so much vanilla: #my mom is a very good cook and we LOVE to bake. so she just had a lot of staples in the house. #it's one of those things that's like. have u ever continuously thought ''ah i should get butter im probably out'' #even tho u are not out of butter. so u end up with like 5 years of butter. #my mom would do that in a costco but like with vanilla extract #to be fair we WERE always using WAY TOO MUCH bc we were kids #so like she was right to stock up #ps. yes we were VERY sick after this lol i just didn't want to include it in the post in case ppl had an ick about that #u can tell it's real bc we knew "oh no we fucked up that's too much vanilla to waste'' but our reaction was to just. keep drinking it #> sibling understanding that vanilla extract isn't free > knowledge mother doesnt mind if we use it for milkshakes #> sibling choice to maybe get in a loophole of ''not wasting it'' if we drink it bc that's the same as using it (not throwing it out) #listen bud i was like 13 and my sister was like 9 #when my mom discovered this we. got in. A LOT. of trouble. a lot of it. a LOT of it. #3rd edit bc i guess it isn't clear - i am 1 of my brother's 2 little sisters #i am the middle child #out of all the ways i have had to explain a post before being like ''did u forget a middle child can happen'' is my favorite

[saturnisfallingdown]

woah thats crazy. anyways guys check out this cool guitar solo

[VD: A clip of MCR performing a live acoustic set for 98.7 FM. Ray Toro plays an acoustic version of the "Summertime" guitar solo. End VD]

#20K NOTE SUMMERTIME SOLO !! #anyways. loved the original post but got tired of seeing it #id rather see this sick acoustic solo from one of my favorite songs #should out to my gf for screen recording it :] and because i associate this song w himmm #mcr

[siriusly-remu]

the aromantic agenda

x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x | x

@makelimeade @kiwimuichiro @fallenrain40 @redysetdare @canonically47 @arodabi @drakenhert @pinnakoladda @thisvegetabledoesntfallinlove @midnightcrisisstuff @the-nefarious-vampire

#aka my favorite aro and aroace posts #aromantic #aroace #aro #arospec #aro pride #aromantism #aspec #aromanticism #lgbtq #queer #pride #lgbt #lgbtqia #lgbtq community #lgbt pride #lgbtqiia+ #queer community #aromantic spectrum #asexual aromantic #acearo #aromantic asexual #aro ace #lgbtq+ #lgbtqplus #aroallo #actually aromantic #alloaro

[punkitt-is-here]

the cutiemark crusaders try to get a cutie mark for speedrunning

#cutie mark crusaders #cmc #sweetie belle #applebloom #scootaloo #mlp #mlp:fim #my little pony #horsecomix #my posts #my art #this is one of my favorite commissions. ever. i had such a fun time drawing this #my favorite scootaloo and sweetie belle bar non thats for sure #i could not stop giggling while drawing this

[utterdrip]

#starry comp for more♡

#frankie posts #bg3 spoilers #astarion #bg3 #astarion acunin #bg3: vid #this one might be my favorite btw. #starry comp #astarion baldurs gate #baldurs gate 3 #baldurs gate astarion #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #SO MANY GODDAMN VARIATIOND TO THESE TAGS AUGH

[latepivi]

i got all the achievements in this cult simulator so next step is to draw some fanart??

#cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl leshy #my art #digital #i don't know how to draw animals or furries or anything this was an attempt #leshy noises are my favorite he's adorable #also jfc creating posts on tumblr feels like ass these days #sketch

[percabethownsmybutt]

annabeth, screaming at percy mid battle: haec est culpa tua!

percy, sighing: yeah i know

grover: when did you learn latin?

percy: i didn't. i just know the phrase "this is all your fault" in every language annabeth speaks

#guys the latin is google translate im sorry!!!!! #this post is actually my favorite because i’m learning so much about latin #annabeth chase #incorrect quotes #jason grace #leo valdez #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson #piper mclean #pjo incorrect quotes #pjo tv show #walker scobell #incorrect pjo quotes #pjo spoilers #pjo fandom #pjo series #percabeth #hazel levesque #leah sava jeffries #luke castellan #greek mythology #grover underwood #thalia grace #frank zhang #sally jackson #nico di angelo #riordanverse #incorrect riordanverse #rick riordan

[egophiliac]

don't think I'm not still deep in the episode 7 brainrot. because OH BOY AM I

(also one more extremely, obnoxiously self-referential thing, I'm -- I'm so sorry)

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland episode 7 part 7 spoilers #twisted wonderland book 7 #twisted wonderland book 7 part 7 spoilers #and so ends the saga #(this time for real i promise) #malleus post-episode 7: shroud...i should have heeded your warnings...now tell me more about how i may hunt this elusive 'snipe' #alas poor puppies :( i'm glad they had a little aside about how they can fix them after this whole mess #let ortho have his dogs! #man i love that this has come down to malleus vs technology though #MY FAVORITE #ortho: you can destroy the shell that links me to this mortal world...but can you select the CORRECT DOWNLOAD LINK??? #malleus: (downloads a billion viruses and dies instantly) #also i'm probably the only one who thinks idia complaining about his own mental tartarus prison is funny #but there we go #idia has two modes and two modes only #he's either in the middle of a metaphor where he finally forgives himself for his brother's death and takes charge of his own destiny #or he's like 'fuck yeah i'm about to get isekai'd into the internet! (immediately falls over making dying whale sounds)' #wait no he has a third mode: actively suffocating because silver and sebek won't stop squishing him #look he's just delightful no matter what's going on okay

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Hello everyone, here is a comic. I drew this the way I draw all of my comics: with one person (me) and with a punchline planned from the start. Any other way to draw a comic would be very silly and would require me to tag people like @buggachat and @ladybeug if they were somehow in any way involved in the comic making process. Which they weren't. I drew this solo and by myself.

#miraculous ladybug #мой рисунок #мой пост #buggachat #ladybeug #tagging them for no reason at all #ignore my crappy photo of this comic that i drew completely independently #i started driving and forgot to post this and then saw that other unnamed people had already posted their comics #that they too drew independently #ml #ml comic #fave #bc this is a favorite memory of mine now

[dapper-lil-arts]

Oh No

I bet discord put that there.

#one of my favorite greek myths #cause it shows just how petty they are #even the goddess of wisdom lmaooo #pony posting #celestia #cadence #luna #my little pony #friendship is magic #poll #we're about to start a pony trojan war #it will be so funny if twilight wins #MLP