#fawn rask

[cyazurai]

Then I sent everyone off to the library again... though we didn’t stay there very long. But hey, we saw Fawn! Hi Fawn!

Fawn: Oh, long time no see.

I see you’re pregnant again. How many is this now?

Fawn: I’ve lost count. At least five.

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[the-elf-mahat]

Greek God Aesthetics: Mahat

APHRODITE: laughter-loving, sweet smiles, dressed in silk and satin, flower in their hair, thrives on attention, sees the world as a runway, unapologetically sexual, the sea washing their ankles, in love with love, stirrer of passion, cunning concealed by painted lips, secret daggers, doves, revolution in their kiss, delighting in the waves, flirtatious winks, strolling along the beach, staring wistfully from a balcony, this is how to be a heartbreaker, your girlfriend thinks they’re attractive, wants to be adored, gets turned on by danger

APOLLO: glitz and glamour, art galleries, turning the volume up, being made of gold, neatly-organized music sheets, notebooks filled with poetry, bathing in the sunlight, the powerful urge to create, collecting vinyl records, beautiful cover of Wonderwall, playing multiple instruments, tasting like sunshine, healing touch, speaking in prophecies, smile mingled with wrath, shunning lies, sporting shades, hanging out at music festivals with their friends, sleeps naked, arrow to the heart, paint brushes, probably has a Tinder account

ARES: armed for battle, wants to raise a dog with their significant other, soft spot for children, gives piggyback rides, scarred body, blood on their hands and face, willing to fight the world for the ones they love, fights against injustice, warm hugs, well-worn combat boots, boxing gloves, bandages wrapped around bruised knuckles, fist raised in protest, ignites revolutions, fear is a prison, more sensitive than what their tough shell may have you think, exhausted, damaged goods, force to be reckoned with, red roses, curses under their breath

ARTEMIS: keen senses of a hunter, freckles like constellations on their skin, piercing eyes, disheveled braid, moonlight peeking through the shadows, the calm of the forest at night, lying on the grass and staring at the stars, mother doe and her fawn, protecting their kin, the moon shimmering on a still lake, quiver full of arrows, resting against the bark of a tree, running with wolves, bonding while circled around a campfire, not being much of a people person, arrow hitting its target, popping egos, patience on 3%, touches heaven and returns howling

ATHENA: discerning gaze, unreadable face, the patience of a life-long teacher, quiet museums, owl perched on their finger, armor that intimidates, eye for architecture, plays the sims for the sole purpose of building houses, studied the blade while everyone else was busy getting laid, big fan of logic, loves brain teasers, go-getter, balls of wool displayed on shelves, ancient buildings, sweaters in neutrals and cool colors, hair done up, can kill you with their brain, heads to the library often to research, sharpened pencils, abs that can cut steel, stoic statues, pottery classes

DEMETER: soil-covered hands, smile that can bloom flowers, skin loved by the sun, being the mom friend, can lift you and all of your friends, flowers kept in the pockets of overalls, takes pride in their beautiful garden, speaks to their plants, leaves rustling in the wind, stalks of wheat, picking fruit, greenhouses, heart as strong as a mountain, values simplicity, daisies dotted across a collarbone, curls crowned with flowers, folded pile of sweaters in warm hues, pulling out fresh-baked bread out of the oven and the smell wafting through the air

DIONYSUS: drunk shitposter, on their sixth glass of wine before you’ve even finished your second, seductive smirks, untamed curls, rich fabrics on dark skin, sleek-furred panthers, theater masks, stage productions, receiving a standing ovation, rose caught between their teeth, being the baby of the bunch, wild parties that last from sundown to sunup, creeping vines, inspiring loyalty, grand opera houses, masquerade balls, rolls of film, shattered chandeliers with broken glass scattered across the wine-spilled floor, pouring champagne into flutes, lives for the applause

HEPHAESTUS: the calloused hands of someone who knows labor, sweaty brow, flame burning in their eyes, inventive mind, broad shoulders, steampunk goggles, nuts and bolts stored away in little boxes, ashes, striking a match, blueprints for future projects, fixing up a busted up car and giving it cool upgrades, wrestles with bitterness, work boots have seen better years, wrinkled plaid shirts, iron melted by blazing fire, huge jackets, crafting masterpieces, greased-stained overalls, fascination with robotics, pain is fuel, stack of weaponry, even their muscles have muscles

HERA: resting bitch face, dressed to the nines, cows grazing on a pasture, cool rain, loving and hating fiercely, hand clutching a string of pearls, large chandelier with glittering crystals, plays the sims for the sole purpose of killing off their sims, romance to realism, pictures of the sky while flying on a plane, files that under fuck it, downs glasses of wine as they relax with a scented bubble bath and netflix, like their selfie or you’re grounded, knows 57 convenient ways to murder a man, dark eyes that penetrate your soul, marble and gold

HERMES: devil-may-care smile, ink-stained hands, always up-to-date on the latest technology, will steal your french fries, does it for the vine, shitposter, puts googly eyes on everything, meme hoarder, long drives on the highway, ma and pop diners, spontaneous road trips, folded maps, fingers dancing across the keyboard of a laptop, shooting hoops on the basketball court, chatting up strangers as you all journey to your own destinations, goes jogging in the morning, mixes red bull with coffee, menace on april fool’s, hoodies and sneakers  

POSEIDON: storm with skin, colorful coral reefs, waves crashing against the shore, the sea casting its spell, stroking the soft fur of a cat, their heart pounding as their horse’s gentle trot speeds into a gallop, tousled locks, clothes smeared with paint, owns several sketchbooks yet always yearns to own more, leather jackets, fondness for diy projects, handwriting that flows across the page, nimble fingers playing the strings of a violin, velvety singing voice that haunts your dreams, mood as ever-changing as the sea, the roar of a motorcycle, compass with a spinning arrow

ZEUS: thunder in their heart, running on coffee, flash of lightning, natural charisma, eloquence, badass in a nice suit, aficionado of history, force of nature, lenny face, pretends that they don’t have feelings but they do, nightmare-filled nights, proud arm around their lover’s waist, high-rise buildings, planes soaring through a cloudless sky, technician on the piano, maintains order, strong handshake, juggling multiple events on their busy schedule with apparent ease, most likely to be voted class president out of their peers, expensive watch, like a boss

VERDICT: Ares by a mile, with Aphrodite and Poseidon tied for second. Gotta say I expected more from Hermes and Dionysus, but they put in a strong showing too.  

Tagged by: Nobody but I stole it from @rask-the-rogue​

Tagging: @eldricceverton, @grannyshanny, @thebattlesheep, @xerxes-jasper

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[thrashermaxey]

Fantasy Hockey Oscars

  Inspired by Sunday night’s Academy Awards, which I didn’t watch, I will attempt to put a fantasy hockey spin on the old classic. There will be no red carpet fawning or lists of the best and worst dressed players, that stuff is for The Hockey News.

  Costume Design

  Rest assured, those awful Toronto Maple Leafs white uniforms (sponsored by Wite Out and Benjamin Moore Paints) they wore during Saturday night’s outdoor game did not make the list. There are four Original Six franchises amongst the nominees. This award is subjective and very much in the eye of the beholder.

  Western Conference Nominees

  Chicago Blackhawks

St. Louis Blues

Winnipeg Jets

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Detroit Red Wings

Montreal Canadiens

Toronto Maple Leafs

  Winner – Toronto Maple Leafs. Just a classic look with that old school maple leaf on the front. Take how great those jerseys look, along with how bright the future appears to be and you’ve got a winning combination in Hogtown.

  Best Performance in a Comedy

  Western Conference Nominees

  Brock Boeser (Vancouver Canucks) – 61-29-26-55 (next best on team has 46 points), tied for 10th in NHL with 10 power-play goals, 23 power-play points, second highest rookie scorer

  Patrick Kane (Chicago Blackhawks) – 66-24-38-62 (next best on team has 45 points), fifth most shots on goal in NHL (236)

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Josh Bailey (New York Islanders) 62-16-48-64, ninth in league with 28 power-play points

  Mathew Barzal (New York Islanders) 66-18-49-67, top rookie scorer, two more points than John Tavares

  Mark Stone (Ottawa Senators) 55-20-40-60 (next best on team has 47 points)

  Winner – Mark Stone. The Senators season has been a circus with talk of dealing their franchise player, trading of veterans and poor attendance numbers. Through it all, Stone has weathered the turmoil and is four points away from a career best campaign with 18 games remaining on the slate.

  Foreign Language Film

  Western Conference Nominees

  Leon Draisaitl (Germany, Edmonton Oilers) – 61-21-37-58

  William Karlsson (Sweden, Vegas Golden Knights) – 65-35-24-59, tied for third in NHL goal scoring, leads league in plus/minus (plus-39)

  John Klingberg (Sweden, Dallas Stars) – 65-7-48-55, leads NHL in defence scoring

  Anze Kopitar (Slovenia, Los Angeles Kings) – 66-27-44-71

  Patrik Laine (Finland, Winnipeg Jets) – 65-35-23-58, tied for third in league goal scoring, first in power-play goals

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Nikita Kucherov (Russia, Tampa Bay Lightning) – 64-33-52-85, tops league in points, seventh in shots on goal (229), tied for fourth in NHL power-play points (31)

  Evgeni Malkin (Russia, Pittsburgh Penguins) – 62-36-43-79, tied for fourth in NHL power-play points (31)

  Alexander Ovechkin (Russia, Washington Capitals) – 65-40-32-72, leads NHL in goal scoring and shots on goal (279), 117 hits

  Andrei Vasilevskiy (Russia, Tampa Bay Lightning) – 38-12-3, 2.41 goals-against average, 0.926 save percentage, leads NHL in shutouts (7), third in saves (1591)

  Jakub Voracek (Czechia, Philadelphia Flyers) – 66-14-57-71, tied for fourth in NHL power-play points (31)

  Winner – Nikita Kucherov. Admittedly, there was a heavy Russian presence in the nominations. Kucherov has 21 points in his last 14 games. He will have to fend off Connor McDavid among others down the stretch if he is going to win his first scoring title, but the Russian has a strong supporting cast to help bring the title home.

  Directing

  Western Conference Nominees

  Gerard Gallant (Vegas Golden Knights) – first in Pacific Division, 89 points

  Peter Laviolette (Nashville Predators) – first in West, 93 points

  Paul Maurice (Winnipeg Jets) – second in Pacific Division, 87 points

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Bruce Cassidy (Boston Bruins) – second in Atlantic Division, 88 points

  Jon Cooper (Tampa Bay Lightning) – first in NHL, 94 points

  John Hynes (New Jersey) – fourth in Metropolitan Division, 74 points

  Winner – Gerard Gallant. When you take an expansion team to the top of the division in your first year, you’re gonna win some hardware

  Hairstyling Lifetime Achievement Award

  Awarded post-humorously to Jaromir Jagr. You haven’t been gone long, but we already miss your flowing mullet.

  Sound Mixing (Complaints Falling on Deaf Ears Award)

  Western Conference

  Jeff Carter (Los Angeles Kings) – 11-3-3-6, averaged 28 goals and 66 points over each of the last three seasons

  Oliver Ekman-Larsson (Arizona Coyotes) – 64-9-23-32, league worst minus-35, making him unusable in roto leagues where plus/minus is a category

  Duncan Keith (Chicago Blackhawks) – 66-1-27-28, minus-18, 22 penalty minutes, 32 hits, eight power play points, 40.5 average draft position in Yahoo

  Eastern Conference

  Max Pacioretty (Montreal Canadiens) – 64-17-20-37, minus-16, snaps string of four straight 30 goal seasons, 31.0 average draft position in Yahoo

  Justin Schultz (Pittsburgh Penguins) – 47-3-15-18, 12 penalty minutes, seven power-play points

  Shea Weber (Montreal Canadiens) – 26-6-10-16, prior to this season, averaged 48.5 points per year over the last four campaigns

  Winner – Max Pacioretty. Tough season for Patches, Habs fans and fantasy owners alike.

  Short Film (Animated)

  Western Conference Nominees

  Jake Allen (St. Louis Blues) – 19-19-2, 2.83 goals-against average, 0.904 save percentage

  Cam Talbot (Edmonton Oilers) – 22-26-2, 3.12 goals-against average, 0.903 save percentage

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Craig Anderson (Ottawa Senators) – 18-20-5, 3.29 goals-against average, 0.900 save percentage

  Brayden Holtby (Washington Capitals) – 29-14-4, 3.00 goals-against average, 0.908 save percentage

  Matt Murray (Pittsburgh Penguins) – 23-13-2, 2.82 goals-against average, 0.909 save percentage

  Carey Price (Montreal Canadiens) – 15-22-6, 2.98 goals-against average, 0.904 save percentage

  Winner – Carey Price. The Price was wrong this year. The consensus top-ranked goaltender in fantasy hockey heading into the season had his fantasy owners animated this year and dropped many fantasy teams out of contention early in the campaign. This season is well off his usual fantasy excellence. Over the previous four campaigns combined, Price has a 2.16 goals-against average and 0.928 save percentage.

  Documentary (Feature)

  Western Conference Nominees

  Connor Hellebuyck (Winnipeg Jets) – 34-10-8, 2.40 goals-against average, 0.922 save percentage, six shutouts (second in NHL)

  Carter Hutton (St. Louis Blues) – 16-7-3, leads league in both goals-against average (2.02) and save percentage (0.934)

  Pekka Rinne (Nashville Predators) – 35-9-4, 2.33 goals-against average, 0.927 save percentage, six shutouts (second in NHL)

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Frederik Andersen (Toronto Maple Leafs) – 32-17-5, 2.74 goals-against average, 0.920 save percentage, leads league in saves (1722), five shutouts

  Tuukka Rask (Boston Bruins) – 26-11-4, 2.28 goals-against average, 0.919 save percentage

  Andrei Vasilevskiy (Tampa Bay Lightning) – 38-12-3, 2.41 goals-against average, 0.926 save percentage, leads NHL in shutouts (7), third in saves (1591)

  Winner – Andrei Vasilevkiy. The top fantasy goaltender this season. Great value if you were able to draft the 16th ranked (pre-season) Yahoo goaltender.

  Actor in a Supporting Role

  Western Conference Nominees

  Dustin Brown (Los Angeles Kings) – 65-19-26-45, plus-24, 156 hits

  Evander Kane (San Jose Sharks) – 64-21-24-45, tied for fifth in NHL shots on goal (236), 131 hits

  Jonathan Marchessault (Vegas Golden Knights) – 62-22-43-65, third in NHL plus/minus (plus-32)

  Eric Staal (Minnesota Wild) – 66-34-31-65, tied for fifth in NHL goals, 182 shots on goal, three short-handed points

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Mathew Barzal (New York Islanders) – 66-18-49-67, top rookie scorer

  Sean Couturier (Philadelphia Flyers) – 66-29-34-63, plus-26, 195 shots on goal

  Vincent Trocheck (Florida Panthers) – 63-24-33-57, 110 hits, 220 shots on goal

  Tom Wilson (Washington Capitals) – 61-11-18-29, second in NHL penalty minutes (154), eighth in hits (185)

  Winner – Vincent Trocheck. A mild upset, but the under-rated Panther contributes in just about every roto category there is.

  Actor in a Leading Role

  Western Conference Nominees

  Brent Burns (San Jose Sharks) – 66-10-42-52, second in NHL shots on goal (271)

  Nathan MacKinnon (Colorado Avalanche) – 57-31-46-77, averaging 1.35 points-per game, tops in league

  Connor McDavid (Edmonton Oilers) – 65-30-49-79, new face of the NHL

  Tyler Seguin (Dallas Stars) – 65-34-26-60, fifth in NHL goals, third in shots on goal (260)

  Blake Wheeler (Winnipeg Jets) – 65-18-56-74, second in NHL in power play points (34)

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Taylor Hall (New Jersey Devils) – 61-30-42-72

  Nikita Kucherov (Tampa Bay Lightning) – 64-33-52-85, tops league in points, seventh in shots on goal (229), tied for fourth in power-play points (31)

  Evgeni Malkin (Pittsburgh Penguins) – 62-36-43-79, tied for fourth in power-play points (31)

  Alexander Ovechkin (Washington Capitals) – 65-40-32-72, leads NHL in goal scoring and shots on goal (279), 117 hits

  Steven Stamkos (Tampa Bay Lightning) – 66-27-50-77, plus-23, tied for fourth in NHL power-play points (31)

  Winner – Alexander Ovechkin. Still the king. Multi-category stud still wears the crown atop the fantasy hockey throne in rotisserie leagues.

  Best Picture

  Which team looks as though they will go all the way and have their names etched on the Stanley Cup after all is said and done this season.

  Western Conference Nominees

  Nashville Predators – 93 points (most in West), plus-46 goal differential

  Vegas Golden Knights – 89 points, plus-45 goal differential

  Winnipeg Jets – 87 points, plus-45 goal differential

  Eastern Conference Nominees

  Boston Bruins – 88 points, plus-51goal differential

  Pittsburgh Penguins – 80 points, two-time reigning Cup champs

  Tampa Bay Lightning – 94 points (most in East), plus-58 goal differential

  Washington Capitals – 81 points, less pressure

  Winner – Tampa Bay Lightning. The Bolts have what will prove to be the right mix of depth, high end talent, veteran experience, skilled youth and goaltending. It will be difficult to get past the Penguins, but the final pieces were put in place when they acquired J.T. Miller and Ryan McDonagh.

from All About Sports https://dobberhockey.com/hockey-home/eastern-edge/fantasy-hockey-oscars/

[cyazurai]

Chey: Aunt Fawn, did you ever feel left out because you couldn’t be the heir?

Fawn: Mm.. not really.

Chey: Really? Why not?

Fawn: Well, the heir has to be able to succeed certain things, and sometimes can’t get married. And I’m glad I get to live my own life, the way I want to. 

Chey: I never thought of it that way!

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[cyazurai]

Fawn gave in and eventually joined Kaylie... but literally no one else did. At least they watched, though?

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[cyazurai]

When in San Myshuno, do as the San Myshunans do?

Kaylie: LOVE IS LOVE!

Fawn: Really, a protest in the middle of the Spice Festival? Let people have fun.

Kaylie: LOVE WAITS FOR NO MAN! OR WOMAN! OR SPICE FESTIVAL!

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[cyazurai]

Glyn: Just gonna... nab some of these veggies. Not that I can do much with them other than sell them, but my autonomy says I need them.

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[cyazurai]

Thea invited us out to the Spice Festival, and of course I accepted! I missed her. Naturally, I invited the whole family (minus tots) and Fawn to come with us.

Harlow: Just.. wiggle a little bit, that’s all I need to look like I’m dancing too, right? I have no idea what I’m doing.

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[cyazurai]

Glyn: So you’re stealing our milk now too, eh Fawn?

Fawn: What can I say, it’s so cold and fresh you wouldn’t even realize that this was played months before Cottage Living came out.

Glyn: What?

Fawn: Nevermind.

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[cyazurai]

Thea: Thank you for visiting us, sweetie, but why the umbrella? It’s not raining, or even that sunny. Did you become a vampire while you were away?

Fawn: No, but it was raining back in Mt. Komorebi and I kinda forgot to put it down.

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[cyazurai]

I figured out that one of the quicker ways to get fun built up is by building snow pals, so I left Glyn to do that. About halfway through, Fawn joined him, and I thought it was cute.

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[cyazurai]

Fawn: What are you doing home so late?? Do you have a late class or something?

Glyn: No, I’m currently playing on the E-Sports team for extra scholarship money. It keeps me out pretty late. It’s good to see you, though you should probably get going. It’s.. really late.

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[cyazurai]

Before Fawn got sent home, though, Glyn and Fawn go to add to the growing snowpal army. I swear. They have like, 5 completed snowpals and 10 unfinished ones just sitting around the lot. 

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[cyazurai]

Chey: You were adopted, too?

Fawn: Yup. Though I have no idea who my birth parents actually are, so at least you know that much.

Chey: Yeah.. but how did you deal with not being eligible to be the heiress? Didn’t it feel unfair?

Fawn: Eh, not really? I mean, when you’re the heir, you have all sorts of responsibilities, and it feels like all eyes are on you, waiting for you to make a stupid mistake and laugh about it. But I can make all the stupid mistakes I want to and choose my own life as a spare.

Chey: Oh!! I didn’t think about that. I wouldn’t have to only have one career option open for me, I can become whatever I want, and marry or not marry whoever I want to!

Fawn: Exaaaactly.

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[cyazurai]

This picture is mostly to show off that the girls’ room got an upgrade, too. It has lights, and it’s big enough to properly fit a child bed, a toddler bed, a space heater, and a toybox. 

Fawn: You know, if you just came to live with Mom and I you wouldn’t have to worry about the eternal winter and stuff.

Glyn: Fawn. You and Mom live with three other people, and you have twin sons. There is not enough room for my entire - growing - family.

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[cyazurai]

I took this picture originally to introduce you to Cheyanne’s new nanny, but I forgot her name, so she’s mostly just a placeholder for the announcements about Fawn. Fawn got married to Randall Ember, an old man who is somehow a descendent of Morgyn Ember, either by blood or marriage I’m not sure. But immediately after she had twin sons Mathias and Stuart!

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