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I’m not saying the sims 3 is superior to sims 4 but I am saying they coded in a specific multi-pack function where bachelor parties thrown in the future have robot dancers SO
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Emit: wow Dr. Soda-Faygo. this new R0XANN3 unit ... it’s astounding! and I’ll have you know, there’s one in every household here in the future. The pollution alone! It’s off the charts! What a feat of ultimate capitalism
M1K3: wow okay. fuck my drag, right?
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apparently the future is bringing back egging random citizens houses. iconic. luckily the Future Police just causally dropped Detritis back at home
Detritis: they said “the only real crime here is against fashion”. Rude.
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what I wouldn’t give to just have a chill picnic with the boys. not these boys. obviously. I have standards
Rubbish: guys did you feel that? that chill in the air? I think we’ve been dissed
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Detritis: ... and with that, generation three was over. But just wait ... for generation 4 of the Faygo legacy
Debris: holy shit just take away my pool ladder now
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awww they’re in love in the trash future they created with each other
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Migraine decided it was high time her children learn where they really came from ... no, not Starlight Shores but the past
Detritus: I refuse to believe that we came from anywhere at all, actually
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Debris: ahhhhh. this hottub is so relaxing
Migraine, in the background, belting her heart out: G - L - A - M - O - R - OUS, yeah.
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Migraine: do I really ... look like that? Detritus honey let’s go egg the sculptor's house
Rabble: holy shit. my asshole parents have statues? they are respected members of society?!? society is fucked
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Somewhere I’ve forgotten what the goal of this generation was. But Migraine being rewarded with a statue after she completely ruined the future for generations to come because she gave away some money she earned by cheating the lottery ...
yeah, I think this generation is complete
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Meanwhile world class inventor Dr. Pepper Soda-Faygo is attempting to burn down Starlight Shores cooking a pot of mac and cheese
Emit: is this .... the bad future?
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Emit: Migraine! You’ve finally done it! made a positive impact on the future!
Migraine: ... wut?
Emit: Yeah! your generous donations to asthma research have almost sort of offset all the of additional pollution due to your wife’s robotics empire!
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Migraine: oh my gosh! I won! what a shocking surprise!
actually it kind of is. I was worried that you are so stupid you would write down the numbers wrong
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#teenrebel tags her own siding. iconic.
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M1K3: tfw you raised someone’s four kids for free and in thanks they replace you with a tacky bitch :(
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