#fbi profilers

[strongestpotion]

nbc hannibal is so funny cause instead of the show ending when will realizes what hannibal is he just decides he thinks it's hot

#& then the next two seasons consist of cannibal psychiatrist and his profiler-patient running circles around the fbi as a courtship display #nick.txt #hannibal #will graham #hannigram

[aldoesthings]

i’ve been rewatching hannibal lately and i’m genuinely fucking befuddled these two are the way they are. like this extremely fragile goddamn FBI profiler suddenly darkens your doorstep and you, a cannibal serial killer, take one look at him and are immediately like “i will make you mine if it is the last damned thing i do” and then you both embark in a weird dark psycho-sexual relationship and literally no one around you has any idea what’s going on between you two for the longest time

#it is a comedy. hannibal is a comedy #any time i imagine the story from the perspective of other characters its just #so hilarious #like. you have committed crimes they would give you the death penalty for #and the FBI PROFILER is the one you fall for???? man. #hannibal #hannibal lecter #will graham #hannigram #1k

[velvetjune]

Saga and Casey joining the FBC, love it, need it, it’s everything. But also. There’s NO way they’d be on board (lol) with The Board. There’d be so much drama

#saga anderson #alex casey #alan wake 2 #control 2019 #control remedy #also. would the board know saga is a seer and has the ability to traverse worlds like her dad #unlike Jesse who is bound to the service weapon-could see the board being apprehensive over her involvement #saga: [having incomprehensible conversations with the Former in her profiling place] #The Board: NOOOOOO/:( #logically I don’t think the Control sequel could bring Casey and Saga in for major plot stuff but it’s been a thought in my head #while yes Saga and Casey are a part of the FBI #the Board having control over the bureau is so blatantly insidious #then again maybe they’d just be field agents who don’t even think about it #in the sense of ‘well everything is already So weird’

[why-is-it-always-autumn]

Bloggers in the Supernatural universe trying to explain how the "Winchesters" that online paranormal investigators the Ghostfacers have some sort of beef with are actually notorious serial killers Sam and Dean Winchester, but all of this is possibly an elaborate roleplay based on the cult appeal "Supernatural" books by Carver Edlund, and also this all ties in to that guy with the trenchcoat who declared himself God and teleported around doing miracles for like a week in 2011, does anyone remember that guy? And speaking of, the fall of Dick Roman and SucroCorp! They're not quite sure yet how that ties in but...

#supernatural #these people are too high profile in too many different areas there should be more overlap #i know theres an overlap between true crime fans and paranormal investigation plans someone has to have realized that #the hellhoundslair guys personally know and dislike/are annoyed by a pair of guys who were on the FBIs most wanted list before 'dying' #give me supernatural book fans roleplaying in the comments of ghostfacer videos but its indistinguishable from the real stuff #atheist fanboy who worships castiel as a joke doing the spidrman point at repressed religious kid who worships him for real #deangirl getting cancelled on twitter for stanning a serial killer and insisting that its not that dean its dean supernatural #...tumblr fan using the winchester brothers as faceclaims for the supernatural protagonists and sparking a controversy storm

[dreamlandcreations]

Criminal Minds AU

serial killer!Billy Russo x FBI profiler!Reader (+ serial killer!Frank Castle)

• moodboards masterlist •

#billy russo #billy russo x reader #moodboard #moodboards #billy russo moodboard #alternate universe #serial killer!Billy Russo #FBI agent!Reader #FBI profiler!Reader #serial killer!Frank Castle

[lecameleontv]

Captures de l’Ep. 4.10 : Simulations / Spin Doctor (2000) de la série Le Caméléon (V.O. : The Pretender)

Distribution : - Rex Linn, qui avait déjà croisé Paul Dillon dans le film L’Ile aux Pirates (1995) et le recroisera dans la série Les Experts : Miami (2004), et retrouvera Michael T Weiss dans l'Episode incursion 4.10 de la série Profiler; - Robert Davi, qui avait déjà croisé Richard Marcus dans l'Ep. 1.07 de la série Hôpital St. Elsewhere (1982), de la série Profiler qui a 3 épisodes incursion avec Michael T Weiss, et qui croisera Jason Brooks dans Alerte Astéroïde (2014); - Max Martini, qui croisera Jeffrey Donovan dans l'Ep. 2.07 de la série Burn Notice, qui participe également à l'incursion 4.10 de la série Profiler et avait déjà croisé Harve Presnell dans le film Il Faut sauver le Soldat Ryan (1998); - Jamie Luner, de la série Melrose Place, et qui croisera Jason Brooks dans le TVfilm N'oublie jamais (2017); ...

Todd Baxter : "Je veux faire quelque chose qui compte... C'est ok selon vous ?"

Jarod : "Hoquey.. ça c'est ... c'est un sport je crois ?"

journaliste : "La réponse se trouve derrière cette porte"

Jarod : "Pourquoi tu m'as aidé ?"

Todd Baxter (réfléchi) : " Mon coeur me dit que je peux te faire confiance... Ah attend (fouille dans une poche et lui tend un billet) Prend ça."

Jarod : "Ah non non non non non Je ne peux pas accepter, tu m'as déjà tellement aidé !

Todd Baxter (déposant le billet dans les mains de Jarod) : Si j'insiste. Tu dégusteras une glace à ma santé !"

Jarod (détaillant le billet, étonné) : "Déguster une glace ? ... Est-ce que c'est bon ?"

Todd Baxter (amusé, riant) : "Tout ce qu'il y a de délicieux ! ... Quelque chose me dit que tu as vécu en hermite Jarod... Si tu vas à Washington, passe me voir :)"

Jarod : "Avec plaisir.... Je te remercie."

B. Malone : "La Vérité ? C'est ce que tout le monde recherche."

M. Parker (insistant) : "Jarod reste l'avenir du Centre"

Mlle Parker (pas convaincue) : "Pourquoi ?"

M. Parker (crispé, fuyant) : " C'est notre plus bel exploit, un atout sans égal..."

Sydney : "Menteur ... ! TOUS DES MENTEURS !!! ... MEEENNNNTTTEEEUUUURRRRRRS !!!!!!!! "

Mlle Parker : "J'ai toujours su que c'était un savan fou"

Broots : "C'est le Centre qui nous rend fou."

Agent Linden : "On croit devoir abandonner la partie quand on sent qu'on n'a plus d'atout."

Il s'était déjà infiltré au F.B.I. dans :

source : imdb

Saison 4 : Episodes 01 - 03 - 04 - 05 - 07 - 08 - 09 - 10 - 11 - 13 - 15 - 16 - 18 - 19 - 20.

#le cameleon #the pretender #simulations #spin doctor #tasse #2000 #the pretender lives #saison 4 #season 4 #episode 10 #fbi #vérité #glace #folie #rex linn #profiler #max martini #jamie luner

[gothicwill]

No one I know in real life uses tumblr and I wanted to show them that my blog was doing kinda well, so they asked me what I posted about and I was like haha don’t worry about it.

#just a certain cannibal and fbi profiler haha #I just showed them the notes and they were impressed😎 #good enough #hannibal #nbc hannibal #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram

[bajablastable]

black water submerging boats..

#he xuan #tgcf #heaven official's blessing #i just wanted to practice not drawing chibis #then the harsh reality of not being good at coloring hit me. when in doubt do lineless #to the fbi agent watched me google things ranging from 'ANIME SIDE PROFILE' to 'fish skeleton' i can explain #fun fact i planned for him to be in water #then i was like oh my god how do you draw water #THEN i was like how do u draw i nthe DARK water #and gave up after googling it. i love art

[fleshdyke]

every fucking day i think about “don’t psychoanalyze me. you wouldn’t like me when i’m psychoanalyzed”

#HES SO FUCKING CRINGE IM SO INTO HIM… #like this is supposed to be a badass fbi professor/profiler that can get into the mind of like every serial killer. and he’s such a loser #like even at his most stable (start of s1) he’s just a complete cringe loser. im in love with him. #rambles #hannibalposting

[achenetype]

now back to my regular programming (drug dealer luke and his celestial bronze smith&wesson)

#ash yapping #luke castellan #luke castellan x reader #drug mention #dealer!luke #gun mention #don’t even get me started on guns i had a military weaponry hyperfixation #and that led to this big ass project that i’m reworking now #im moving that from my old blog to here #so be on the lookout for hitman/fbi shadow operative luke and criminal profiler reader #can you tell i’m a hannibal fan yet

[diver5ion]

#fbi #isobel castille #i'm glad she made it right #this time #alana de la garza #// #they are a bit limited in involving her #other than the bits with jubal at the joc #compared to the profiler bosses #so this was nice

[mitsuki91]

Question: how can someone be racist?

Answer: this and that *expalining things*

Conclusion: omg you are excusing racism you are racist!!!! Go die!!!!

I SWEAR PEOPLE THIS DAY-

#reading comprehension #READING COMPREHENSION ANYONE #knowing how a thing works doesn't male you part of that thing!!!! #even if I am wrong #if I try to understand the world and question myself and try to talk about things #yes “difficoul” and “triggering” things too #I AM NOT PART OF THE PEOPLE WHO HAS THIS EXACT PROBLEM #I mean do you think that every fbi profiler are a secret serial killer or other bullshit?! #omg

[cryptid-intraining]

Let me introduce you to a strange beef I have with one of the creative members of Criminal Minds.

There was a period of time where I was really into forensic psychology, I was intrigued by the concept of it depicted in Criminal Minds so I started reading forensic psychology textbooks and coursework. There was one section in Criminal Profiling: An Introduction To Behavioral Evidence Analysis by Brent E. Turvey (Fourth Edition) that touched on a now retired FBI profiler called Jim Clemente, in a section about the often flawed and biased nature of the court testimony given by so called "expert profilers". In fact the first half of the textbook is basically just dedicated to explaining how untrustworthy and frequently inaccurate profiling is. Turvey preceded to absolutely rip apart the way Clemente presented his credentials and proof of expertise in the most coldly brutal yet academic manner. For context there were ten whole pages specifically just discussing SSA Clemente's expert witness testimony.

And obviously what I'm getting at is the fact that Clemente was the advising expert on Criminal Minds. He was naturally retired by this point, since I don't think agents are allowed to advise on TV shows when they're still active, but he had worked on numerous high profile (hah) cases before he left the FBI.

Now, onto why I really don't like this dude.

Just looking at the show, it's not clear how much of an influence he had on it, at least not without knowing a little bit about our man Jimmy. Once you do, it becomes clear that he straight up copy and pasted elements of his own life onto the show in some bizarre cool person narrative ego trip.

Have you ever noticed how many times the members of the BAU bring up the case of the DC snipers? It's more than once if you weren't counting. How they often mention how accurate the profile was and generally just use it as a touchstone of "good" profiling?

You'll never guess who created that profile in real life.

They never go so far in the show as to actually name drop Clemente but the constant reference of it is as good as.

We all know and love the team leader of the BAU, right? Good old Aaron Hotchner. His backstory is pretty interesting as well, wouldn't you agree? Prosecutor to BAU profiler, that's neat.

You know who else started as a prosecutor before being recruited as a profiler for the BAU? If you said Robert Ressler you would be wrong but if you said Jim Clemente you would be bang on the money.

There are more, much smaller bits and pieces I've noticed on rewatches. Phrases and metaphors that I've heard Clemente use on video before that he's clearly adding to the scripts (he's done several breakdown style videos on YouTube), it's just a little bit here and there and it irks me to no end.

There isn't anything sinister here. Nothing actually problematic. I just know too much about retired SSA Jim Clemente and I need other people to know about this too because I'm rewatching Criminal Mind and I just can't stop seeing his influences in the shows and it's so annoying.

#cm #criminal minds #the bau #criminal profiling #forensic psychology #fbi

[claremont-psychiatric-hospital]

Prodigal Son + Rembrandt

Syndics of the Draper's Guild (1662) The Anatomy Lesson of Dr. Nicolaes Tulp (1632) St. Jerome in a Dark Chamber (1642) Self-Portrait in a Gorget (1629) Student at a Table by Candlelight (ca. 1642)

#prodigal son #malcolm bright #martin whitly #john watkins #aka (saint) #paul lazar #fbi supervisors & head profiler #more than one book about rembrandt's works appears in this series #so of course it was *impossible* to pick out specific paintings/scenes/characters for one-to-one comparisons #oh-so-many students at a table by candlelight #pilot #annihilator #q&a #alone time

[gravatus]

zoe bentley aesthetic

Не чудовище. Вы имеете дело с человеком. Не с чудовищем. А человека можно изучить, понять. И поймать.

#Zoe Bentley #Mike Omer #Майк Омер #Зои Бентли #A Killer's Mind #In the Darkness #Thicker Than Blood #FBI profiler #Внутри убийцы #Заживо в темноте #Глазами жертвы #aesthetic #boook #detectives #murder mystery #thriller

[pagetbewbster]

I've been thinking about the ending of Criminal Minds 6x02 where they are all instantly so desperate to save the BAU upon learning it could be dissolved or absorbed by another department.

All of the other times this has happened (with Strauss, Barnes) we've seen it through the eyes of the team members and how personally antagonizing it is to all of them on top of the professional stress.

Because of the constant trauma bonding and unhealthy amount of time spent together over the years, their quest to keep the BAU together seems more and more personal each time.

Due to the nature of their profession, we're supposed to view them as the most reliable narrators, but it's starting to become obvious that it isn't just about saving the BAU or righting bureaucratic wrongs.

They depend on each other emotionally (even though none of them would ever admit it) and the BAU being disbanded would be devastating to each of them in a life-altering way that they can't even fathom.

The team will always put their careers and personal lives on the line to keep the BAU intact because they have become each other's strongest familial relationship and they absolutely need this.

#is it healthy? no but it's interesting!!! #even without the revival I KNEW the changes from s15 wouldn't stick and they'd all end up back there somehow #in s7 #Emily went across the fucking planet to get away and she still ended up back there #it's hard to tell if Garcia will actually come back but she couldn't stay away despite how hard she tried #it's so interesting to me that you have this team of FBI profilers who are completely unaware of their own behavior #because like I mentioned none of them would EVER admit that they need this team for emotional reasons #they'd come up with a million excuses before admitting that #it's like... so so close to being a codependent relationship when you look at it from the outside and not through their eyes #I'm so fascinated by this dynamic #no matter who comes into their lives they've had this family going for decades and that always triumphs anything else #criminal minds #criminal minds spoilers #criminal minds evolution #CM16