#fcking parasites

[trickstarbrave]

Almalexia lover too like I get that she's evil and shit but like vivec and sotha sil aren't any better that's like the whole point they're all fcking evil but they did good stuff. Idk what it is about her maybe her design but I'm obsessed with her. She's just so fascinating and i wish we got more lore of her.

Tbh I see all of the tribunal as flawed and genuinely do think they were trying to do the best for their people. Maybe it was also selfish but I’ve written up before that if Nerevar had survived the battle of red mountain it would be uhhhhhh bad. Ngl I can’t think of a way getting out of that mess that wouldn’t potentially end w a bunch of the chimer dead and a super mech destroying the world. Their solution wasn’t GOOD but they’re chimer who were raised with violence as the solution and also they didn’t MAKE the problem they found themselves in

Almalexia shouldn’t have used a weapon on her own ppl to threaten them into loving her more but. Like. Vivec has baar dau. Sotha Sil probably has smth. Dagoth ur is literally the devil and is spreading super lung cancer mind parasites and everyone loves him. She’s one of the least bad of the first council asshats yet gets the most hate and I don’t get it.

I love her so much. She would totally kill me the moment it’s convenient. But I do love her a lot. I love a mean redhead too that’s why I married one irl

#insert joke abt how I am going to be killed like Nerevar

[sporeinhalation]

had a flea scare @ work im . RAAAAHHHH itches scratches scrubs myself til i hv no flesh remaining. i dnt think the customers dog Actually had fleas. So where i work we hv self serve dog washes customers come in they bathe their dogs its like fifteen bucks 2 do so yadda yadda. we hv 2 tubs nd 2 ppl came in @ the same time. cool awsum watever. one cuple finished up nd my coworker rings them thru nd aftr the transaction she came nd told me the customers expressed concern cuz the other cuple in the wash were like. Picking. at their dogs hair weird. nd they were concerned it mite hv fleas i guess. Gr8. Neither of us want 2 confront these ppl but they leave pretty shortly after so we rly had no time to, besides they had alredy bn in the tubs for a little ovr half an hr so if they Did hv fleas they were alrdy evrywhere by this point. Awsum. Fantastic. nyway they leave nd we go bck 2 clean nd im gloved up picking thru the trash nd inspecting the fur clumps liek a freak nd ill b so real with u guys. Wat i found i Dont think were fleas. But im uncertain. there wuznt a whole lot like maybe four specks tht culd Pass as fleas maybe but i think the specks were jzt dirt rocks cuz ive seen tiny little black sandy bits tht were identical 2 wat i saw in those clumps so i am 99.8% sure wat i found were NOT fleas (copium). cuz ud think there wuld be Moar rite...... nuthing wuz mving arnd so even if they WERE fleas they had done a treatment and the bulk of them were gone nd dead (coping so hard). the dog wuznt itching itself or acting weird or nything but it did shed a lot so i think the cuple were jzt picking out clumps of hair nd the other cuple wuz paranoid but like. we still took it as if the dog had fleas my coworker scrubbed the shit out of the tubs nd i doused evrything in bleach b4 i left nd ran the towels nd aprons twice thru a hot wash cycle but im so paranoid abt fcking parasites dude i wuld rather kill myself than contract fleas or lice or nything of the sort. i got home like 20 mins ago i put my clothes in the wash i think im gna wash them twice on hot nd i went in the shower immediately aftr nd scrubbed the bejesus out of myself but im still itchy thinking abt the chance of wat i saw being fleas Oh my fucking god . can a guy catch a break arnd here

#insect #mentioned but i dnt wnt my lovely insect fearing to read this nd hv the same spiral im hving ovr this #self

[yagamisdiary]

yk i kinda find it cool how u were able to write y/n from eldia. i remember u telling us on ur ig that y/n from parasite & y/n from eldia were 2 completely diff people and it was significantly harder for u to write eldia y/n but i think that just shows ur versataility as an author n it's really fcking cool. i'm only 18 but someday i wanna write like u bc it's honestly amaaazing how creative ur ideas for stories could be. esp eldia it felt like a movie n parasite was a rollercoaster too

if u dont mind me asking when did u first start writing stories n stuff? or just start writing in general? <33

aw first off thank u so much for recognizing that <3 bc it honestly is ten times harder for me to write eldia than parasite so compliments are gratefully appreciated!! my goal is really to make that shit feel like a movie, i put so much effort into trying to like… help the reader feel like they’re really there in that scene with the characters if that makes sense lol

as for that last part, i used to love reading as a kid like i was a very quiet kid (hard to believe i know i dont stfu now that i gained confidence) and my head was always stuck in a book because i was OBSESSED with disappearing into a made up world just for a moment

i loved reading sm that i started just making my own stories when i was bored with random characters i made in my head & in school when we had writing assignments i would get so happy because i just loved doing it and the fact that i would get really good scores on them was even better (praise kink origin story)

during covid i was really into AOT and i was stuck in quarantine like straight up holed up in my house for a whole ass year,,

i had alot of time to myself and was DEPRESSED over the ending of the aot manga and i gave myself temporary happiness by watching aot junior high but even that ended and i wasn’t quite ready to say goodbye to aot yet

so i was like i’m gonna write a fanfic about eren cause why not and it’s not like anyone is gonna read it so i can make it however i want

….side eye.

eventually parasite blew up which was ??? scary both good and bad, my life definitely changed from it and i was like hey… i’m kinda really good at this ppl actually like my ability to be delusional 😍

and eldia was born shortly after and it’s honestly both a breeze and a challenge to write but it’s my baby atm and i think about it 24/7

#amara's love mail

[kirua9]

Spell - What kind of magical power would you like to have? Dreadful - What’s your deepest fear? Death - Are you afraid of death? Aliens - Do you believe in extraterrestrial life?

1. To make things from my imagination become real without some stupid consequences

2. To become redhead naturally, to spit out my own teeth and tongue. I had a nightmare about all those things, I was really fcking terrified. I was watching how my hair redding slowly, then I felt blood in mouth and I spat that substance out and realized I don't have the tongue.

Disgusting

3. If death isn't painful I'm not afraid of it.

4. Kinda. I want to believe people are invasive species, like parasites,💀 tho this is ruining because of Darwin's theory. But abstractly I think there are some worms, or even more primitive creatures somewhere in other galaxies idk honestly.

#ask admin #kirua9 #besnella #answer ask

[exorcistas]

the way people are so invested in that damn court case, acting like it’s a fcking fandom discourse or smthn like, if you’re legitimately invested in it and making long ass Twitter threads abt it you’re a parasite

#🥭.txt #it’s fucking everywhere like dude I don’t care simply

[300iqprower]

I really don't want to start bashing Super Bunyan but I really don't like all the special privileges she's getting. She's the first servant to have 2 other servants in her 3rd ascension, she has her own unique mechanic tied into her passives and got turned into a limited ssr because of Riyo. I hate this bs of fgo devs having their favorites that get special treatment. There's that dude who runs the gudaguda events and makes sure Medusa has a ce and a role in every one them for starters.

Exactly! There's nothing about SBunyan that's worth bashing them specifically about, it's that it's another example of the nepotism/double standards/misleading the audience/etc that's borderline omnipresent with FGO. I mean okay, fine, Rider can't get in because Family Estates are parasites and Assassin can't because no one wants a guy who dedicated himself to undermining civil rights. Perfectly fine on both counts (except for the fact they wont just admit that because they're so cloak and dagger). But i'm pretty fcking sure there's no one waiting to sue over including Archer. And regardless, wasn't the point supposed to be that we were getting friend point bronze servants?! We got ONE and while I get a deity being an SR they completely fudged a reason to add another (say it with me) LIMITED SSR WHALEBAIT.

SBunyan in a vacuum is fine. SBunyan with all this shit surrounding it is not.

As for the other bit, TBH i don't consider CE's 'content' but i get why others do. Either way can't speak on those (even I've noticed she gets a lot though) but I think Medusa is in a nice sweet spot. She had a key role in Babylonia that didn't need to make use of anything from her rather infamous role in StayNight and expanded on the character in completely new directions, and ever since has had the occasional event appearance as a very minor side character. At least, that's what I've seen so far. They need to stop reducing those gag appearances to mocking her height though like wtf are they talking about she's not even 5'7...

#fgo #fate medusa #fgo paul bunyan #never thought i'd get an ask

[arakiincel]

just watched parasite

actually shaking rn wtf

#it was funny until the fcking housekeeper showed up #then it was weird for a while #and then... #jfc i had tp pause it and almost scream when the father grabbed the keys and ran #post-its #parasite

[yaylikeawon]

people gushing about parasite but can’t fucking bother to learn the actor/actresses’ names or even their fcking character names if i have to read one more post with “father guy” i

#parasite #bong joon ho #there are TWO FATHERS IN THIS MOVIE PEOPLE #and to have it juxtaposed with snowpiercer where people mention Chris Evans and father guy in the same fcking sentence blows my mind i canno #i cANNOT #it's foolish #and lazy #u can call these characters poor father or rich father or rich father's wife if u also call chris evans beard man or axe guy

[buffthrawn]

haha what the fuck

#i woke up at 7 am to go the gym did my shit there came back home and inmmediately took a 5 hour nap so i basically woke up till 3 pm #i have been feeling like shit the entire day mentally obvs feeling like a parasite in my house feeling like a fucking disgusting fat fuck #because obviously i ate too much today because i have no self control and my anxiety is through the roof why you ask???? i dont fcking know #i dont do anything i only have two classes during the week and i can bring myself to give a fuck about them!!!!!!!!!!! #i only sleep eat go to the stupid gym even tho i feel like nothing is changing and barely stare at my computer screen #i havent talked to anyone in like months because i have no fucking friends because god knows im a fucking weirdo and i dont know how to act #like a fucking human being #its great in here i swear totally dont feel like killing myself!!! #tw suicide #tw eating disorders

[yagamisdiary]

ELDIA IS SO FCKING UNDERRATED HOW IS IT JUST AT 150K 🤨👄

honestly i don’t want it to get more attention 😭 i mean i would love if more ppl loved it but at the same time i wanna gatekeep so bad just bc i already went through the whole parasite thing blowing up and i really like eldia’s “fandom” everyone is so chill and funny i don’t want the vibe to change

[babytaekoo]

so Jungkook did the iconic "Jessica Jingle Song" from Parasite on taehyung's thigh!!! remember taekook movie date??? they went to see Parasite together in Busan on the night of Bts 6th Anniversary??? how could i fcking forget fck im screaming taekook!!!

#taekook #parasite #gda 2020 #moon and star

[cocomoraine]

Parasite is so fcking good, y'all need to watch it. It definitely deserves all the awards and recognition it has got so far!

#parasite #parasite film #bong joon ho #definitely a thought provoking film #they got the class divide so good im

[minikawa]

and speaking of hime having a love interest, here’s some relationship headcanons that no one asked for yeet-

dating hime/mikee sometimes feels like dating two different ppl. mikee is a little shy and dorky in nature, but once he warms up to you he can be very sweet and romantic! however when he’s in drag as Hime, she is very very flirtatious and bold towards her s/o. When it comes to expressing her love, Hime is an extra dramatic binch 

Expect gifts. L O T S of gifts. 

Also LOADS OF CUDDLES. Be prepared cuz Hime is an absolute cuddle monster and can cling to their s/o like a koala or a parasite 

Dates with Mikee would be quiet but sweet. Usually something like a walk in the park, or coffee at a cafe, or spending time at his apartment playing video games. 

Dates wih Hime however are a lot more out there. She’s all about taking her s/o to fancy restaurants, exclusive clubs, or loud concerts that her s/o might enjoy. Also expect LOADS of PDA (if the s/o is comfortable with that of course!)

Nicknames are gonna be a thing too. Hime’s favorite nicknames are ‘moon-pie,’ ‘darling-do,’ ‘babe,’ or ‘sweet cakes’ 

Mikee would definitely serenade they’re s/o. They actually have a powerful singing voice and will use it to since love songs to their partner outside their window, old-school style. 

Sometimes her s/o will catch her staring at them all teary-eyed. When asked what’s wrong Hime will say nothing’s wrong and...

“You’re just....so....fcking....PERFECT WHAT THE FUCK-”

followed by an hour or two of her sobbing on s/o’s shoulder and babbling incoherently about how much she loves them

these are all i have so far but yee...anyone who gets to be loved by this queen is definitely gonna have their hands full xD

#mino ocs #i dont know why i wrote this #but i got hime on my mind lately #and i just love writing about this bitch #miko hime

[fluffmugger]

introspectivenavelgazer said: I’m curious about your thoughts OH HOLD ON BB I GOT OPINIONS. ITS BAD. 

sabacc said: ah, the disturbing things bingo movie oh no. nononoo. Make no mistake. This was not a “nooope” situation.  There was precisely one moment in a teaser that actually triggered me, and that was so fucking poorly done in the end product I ACTUALLY ENDED UP LAUGHING. I’m  not exaggerating, check the post. First time I saw that it pulled a very hard visceral cord, and when the Kersh scene came up in the movie, I was huddled up in my chair, hoodie on, ear blocking ready to ride out that wave of programmed fear.   Instead, I fucking laughed because the whole thing was so fucking ridiculous. What was a deft, vicious piece of editing got completely fucking wrecked.  And that’s pretty much what happened to the story, that film was a hot mess of absolute bullshit.  It not only completely fucked up the overarching themes of the original story, it made no fcking narrative sense in and of itself as a movie verse Lo, there be spoilers...

While some parts I can understand for expediency - such as sidelining Audra and shifting Bill’s obsessive run to IT being based on a local child that he ultimately fails to save, why the fuck have Audra in it in the first place? A five second appearance so ...wha, you can make a running joke on Bill sucking at writing endings that’s just an endless sledge against King? What was the fucking point of that?     Likewise the inclusion of Silver, stripped down to a single cameo that only got vaguely saved because it put him in the place where he could meet aforementioned kid (now living in Bill’s old house in a most contrived of plot points but I will allow it because it works) and form an emotional connection. The whole reason for them standing to face IT is shifted from the pact they formed - the childhood vow they could never break - to Beverley instead somehow magically seeing the future while trapped in the deadlights, and realising that if they didn’t finish IT once and for all, even after the cycle they would all eventually take their own lives like Stan did, unable to live with the taint.  While this could be a interesting take in and of itself - if you do not face the demons of your childhood, they will destroy you one way or another - it completely shifts the core motivation to one of self interest.    Initially the Losers (especially Bill) did actually take on IT from a position of self interest (and young Bill actually has a moment of self agony over it, is he only leading  his friends into a deadly crusade because he wants vengeance for Georgie? Does he have that right? Is he nothing but a “selfish little shit waving a tin sword”), but it became so much more, and these children became monster slayers.   It’s the hero’s journey.   And shifting that makes it a corruption, not into a subversion.   It was also so damned messily handled - it could have been interesting , the idealism of childhood shifting to pragmatism of adulthood, but it was reduced to a handwave threat, and they didn’t need to be threatened.  The original story had a whole intertwined creep that was fucking beautiful, this veneer of adults in control of their own lives and destiny being stripped away in thin layers, with the Losers gradually beginning to dimly perceive they are simply parts  of some great cosmic machinery and their illusions of control and indeed  their entire lives are all just that - illusions. The undermining of reality and stripping of power were great Adult Fears that played fucking beautifully in the book.  The silent unspoken Imposter Syndrome, hinted at, but never directly addressed, that all their successes were simply due to being touched by IT.  In the movie? Oh man we’re all gonna kill ourselves if we don’t fix this and it means ...nothing to the characters. Seriously. They all still walk anyway.  And   way too much fucking time is wasted on characters abruptly deciding to leave only to Not At The Last Second.   It’s just a big fat clumsy mess.

They completely chunked out Bowers taking Mike out of the final battle, yet still included him in the film - Why? what was the fucking purpose?  They also intimated that IT was responsible for killing his father - ironically the one fucking murder Bowers did commit -   and adult Bowers was delightfully played, but he served  no fucking purpose whatsoever. Not to drop them to the lesser number of power (5 as opposed to 7), not to drive them into the sewers, what was the fucking purpose of having him there? He shows up, doesn’t even break Eddie’s arm (so there’s your other purpose of resetting the gameboard to the positions of the last confrontation) gets stabbed, gets killed, and they go on la de da.

Michael’s story is absolutely fucked into unrecognisability.  I’ve already ranted about killing off his parents - it’s a dumb fucking decision and I will never fucking excuse it. William Hanlon is a key player in the books, inadvertently preparing his son for his role of watchman.  This is completely lost to the most basic of fucking racial stereotypes.   Holy shit they actually refer to his parents as fucking crack heads  at one point (although this is later revealed to be a fake out by Pennywise), but what does it serve?   While you can argue that removing him is what destabilises Mikes character THERE IS NO FUCKING REASON TO HAVE AN UNSTABLE MIKE.   In the sequel, Mike is clinging to sanity by less than the skin of his teeth, drugging Bill against his will at one point, actively leading everyone into danger with a false promise of victory and generally acting like a desperate fucking madman. Why take a dignified black character and turn him into an unstable Kassandra?  You don’t need a fucking unstable Kassandra, the very nature of what IT is, and its horrific, aeons-long parasitic relationship with Derry is so fucking unbelievable in and of itself it does that for you.   

Likewise Eddie’s adult career  is suddenly changed to being a ...investment? insurance? boring person thing? what the shit? Why not have him own the goddamn largest fleet private chauffeurs? Why change? that one tied back into his navigation skills at least, and there’s serious coin in that shit.   And fucking hell do not get me started on fucking Myra fucking hell if you want to touch a complex and fucked up relationship like that, you don’t handwave it. His entire rampant hypochondria is shifted to  something closer to ...smart arse with some small neuroses?  Ok, but you’re telling me this..why? what is the purpose of this?

Completely out of left field, Richie is heavily intimated to be Queer. Ok.     But they then go on to jam in additional homophobia (and this is on top of Mellon’s death that to be fucking honest is shot way too fucking far on the side of “lookit the smartmouth gay get stomped”)  and Pennywise threatening to reveal Richies Great Secret to the point I literally leaned over and asked His Lordship “The script writer does know this is set in the fucking 21st century, right?”   It could have been a fascinating side story of a man whose trauma keeps himself in a cage even when he doesn’t have to, but it’s not. It’s a hot mess of what the fuck let’s throw a gay (but not too obviously gay we’ll do it so we can claim he’s not so it still sells in china and we have plausible deniability hide your queers, hide your queers!)  in just so we can kill the object of his affection.  YOU DON’T NEED TO AMP UP THE ANGST OVER EDDIES DEATH. WE ALL KNOW ITS COMING. AND IT HURTS.    You know what woulda been ground breaking? You’ve laid the groundwork with Beverley already, have Richie in the deadlights as he is, have Eddie do his Big Damn Hero Save, and then have richie see what’s coming and shove eddie out of the way.  Having Richie die instead of Eddie? Holy crap, no one would have seen that coming. It would have blown up fucking everyone, film, telemovie and book fans alike.   (Also holy shit adult richie, far from being the smart, funny man we all know is a wanker. His comments at the chinese dinner party have none of the genuine humour of the book or even the  Curry adaptation, he comes across as a mean spirited bullying dickhead that you’d all go to the toilet at the same time and climb out the window to avoid. In a kid it’s funny. Kids have no filters. From an adult, it’s fucking poison)  

We also have all these elements of childhood coming back, but there is no purpose to them in the film.  In the book, it’s the wheel turning, the gameboard sliding back to where it was last time they faced IT, a very real embodiment of unfinished business and an inability to escape your childhood - a fact the characters are very well aware of and in varying ways horrified by their own regressions -  but in the film it’s just leaving the audience wondering why are they doing that? why’s that there. what the fuck man. why have bill stutter? So you connect the adults to the kids by using the broadest fucking flanderised tropes possible?  It doesn’t even stand on its own two feet, it relies on way too much back knowledge from other sources. And it reeks as it they bolted on large chunks of some other horror movie script that was presented to the studio and changed the names.  There’s no psychological implications, there’s no deftness, hell there’s no fucking chemistry with any of the fucking actors.  It’s reduced to a jumpscare gore fest. It doesn't even compare to the first half.  It got so bad that by the second act I was literally pointing at the screen and BAM right on cue, there was the jumpscare. That’s how fucking predictable it is.   The CGI was shithouse (I actually burst out laughing during the Paul Bunyan scene as well as the Kersh one it was so fucking bad) the ending is..my god they literally prance around him screaming “fucking clown” until he shrinks, they pluck his heart and crush it. Fuck me, the Curry adaptation had its problems but the savage, ritualistic destruction of IT as they all fell to their knees around and tore it apart with their bare hands had fucking balls at least.  And BTW, it’s only the caverns and the house on neibolt street that get destroyed, the rest of the town is just fuckin’ dandy and it’s like DUDE THE TOWN WAS LITERALLY BUILT ON IT. DERRY CANNOT SURVIVE WITHOUT IT.  IT’S A PARALLEL FOR THE HORRIFIC CANKER  AT THE HEART OF EVERY “LOVELY” AMERICAN SMALL TOWN. THIS IS ABSOLUTELY SOMETHING TO PLAY WITH.  and then, THEN they end it with a letter from Stan. See, Stan didn’t kill himself because in one brief, horrific instant he remembered everything, and even as a child knew he couldn’t face it again and bailed, no... he knew he was going to buckle and killed himself so..he wouldn’t die they wouldn’t all die what. the fuck. was the purpose. of THAT.

In short, it was a phoned in, badly written, badly edited piece of shit, completely purposeless and not even worthy of its predecessor. 

#IT

[ascending-sunsetbutterfly]

Please ignore, it’s just a personal vent.

Tw abuse mention

A lot of head pats for myself for standing up to the Ns attempts at making me engage with their stupid tantrums, gaslighting, insults, guilt trip and victimizing as I was more serene than I expected and their behavior only made me become even more sure that they indeed were full of empty promises since they never changed and never will. I knew that they never gave a fuck nor recognized the abuse they put me through up until now from the bleak, emotionless response given to me when I told them of how they made me feel like garbage before being stuck with them through this quarantine. It only made me confirm that indeed I’m in the right track and should trust my instincts as one of the Ns just came up to me, no apology whatsoever for the insult (not even surprised) and started rambling about something else entirely.

Screw you Ns.

#I'm so serene and sure about myself #like fuck off #tbd. #rant #vent #personal #abusive parents #narcissistic abuse #narcissistic parents #fcking parasites

[kaikazecchi]

>->O

#tbh i feel like i have been really inactive for a long time ;w; #but i think i know the reason #a lot of people around me here at uni says that this semester seems so fast #... i do not share the same thinking #most likely because i am not happy :( #i feel like.. in terms of the workload.. last semester was more hellish even though i had fewer subjects #but no.. apparently academic problem is not what has been draining me #but being around toxic people does... #i have not harbour such hatred towards a person as much as i do to my current roommate #i am very well aware that by living at dorm provided by the uni.. half of my privacy would go down the drain by default #i don't actually mind lending my stuffs to her but like.. it is more than that #i feel like i'm emotionally drained because she did not respect my privacy as another human being #also.. there is that thing like frequently glancing at my screenphone or laptop if it is within her eyeview #and that's not just that.. like you just don't live with someone and make it fucking obvious like you're observing them #and then offering your opinion about your findings about me based on your observation like no.. no one fcking ask for it so stfu and #things like asking me to buy food for her with the excuse that she is tired is just.... like as if i am not tired all days too #she fcking makes it sound like she is a victim everytime but she really is that parasite #also that one common sense of using your earphone or headphone when living with another human being.. #like she freaking say that she just doesnt like using the thing and i think.. that shouldnt even be up for debate when #you living in a room for two and also... when the other is asleep.. please omigawd please try not to make so much noises #like i can't count how many hours have been wasted because my sleep was disturbed t_t #and even while i'm writing this.. my personal space is currently being invaded by her and i just #i just want this semester to end fast.. i just want her to finish her final asap #so that she can get the fuck out of my life because i'm really emotionally and physically spent #i do not wish for what i'm going through to happen to someone else.. like as a person of comfort and also an introvert #i feel like crying a lot of time and it is really fcking stressing #ignore coco #despite being a bullshitter.. i am usually a very positive person.. but this time #this time positivity is defeated and i just.... there is no kira kira sparkle coco-chan until this thing end.. #😭😭😭😭