#feat. bastard

[kaereth]

she sleb

#ruena #cat #another ruena for you #feat her stealing my bed like the bastard she is <3

[see-arcane]

After today’s entry, I am once again baffled by any adaptation that makes Renfield out to be some direct and obedient minion to Dracula’s whims. This guy literally breaks out the second he thinks his Lord and Master (read: Idealized Supernatural Benefactor He’s Decided Will Give Him Grisly Boons and Superpowers) is being ‘stolen’ from him and begins wailing on those he deems responsible...

...except those same guys are the ones hired specifically to carry out Dracula’s instructions of Transylvanian dirt box removal/delivery. The actual, if unwitting, minions getting paid to do his mysterious bidding. Considering Renfield’s mindset, it reads a lot less like ~protecting his Master~ and a lot more like--

Dracula, having a grand time: Well, that’s Miss Westenra taken care of, obstinate guardians notwithstanding. Oh, and here come my laborers for the earth moving! Lovely. What a productive few days this has been--

Renfield, Victorian era “Girlfriend” by Lady Avril Lavigne blasting in his head, attempting to murder the Count’s secondhand employees out of doing their job: DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH MY MAN OR HIS DIRT

Dracula, now t h i s close to having people turn up to snoop around Carfax to figure out what this guy’s problem is with the place/apologize to the homeowner and revealing his whole deal: 8)

All of which lends more weight to Renfield being less an outright Igor caricature being unduly influenced by the Count, and more like Dracula getting a taste of, How About That, Not So Fun Having a Fixated Aggro Stalker, Is It? medicine himself.

#to be clear this isn't meant as an insult to Renfield himself #he's obviously suffering his own issues with mental illness and little to nothing's being done about addressing it #beyond letting him eat bugs and birds and stuffing him in a straitjacket as a last resort #and just generally having him live out his life as-is under a magnifying glass #but at the same time we need to go back to Seward's admittedly theatrical read of Renfield's motives regarding the new Lord and Master bit #i.e.: He isn't after a savior as much as someone/something that will shower him with inhuman gifts and benefits #a feat he was already chasing with the mini turducken attempts and (after picking up some unknown hint from Dracula) human blood #he's not chasing salvation #he wants to be more/better than human and is experimenting with ways he thinks he can get there #and somehow he's mentally sensitive enough to pick up on Dracula's presence and potential #and is now literally throwing himself at the bastard trying to volunteer himself as a minion/acolyte/blood sugar baby #all while Dracula is likely weighing the options of letting him live in case of future usefulness #or just getting around to murdering him for making too much noise #and drawing the wrong kind of attention #r.m. renfield #dracula #dracula daily

[kingofattolia]

Qui-Gon: Hm. My apprentice seems to have developed some kind of mental block. He's overthinking, as usual. What he needs is some real-world experience.

Tholme: Sounds like a good idea. Where are you going to take him?

Qui-Gon: Oh, nowhere. I'm going to trick him into thinking I literally could not care LESS about him, so he'll fly off in a fit of despair by himself in an unarmed ship with no long-range communication apparatus. To some lost planet no one's ever been to in recorded history. I think that'll be the best way for him to spread his wings.

Tholme:

Qui-Gon:

Tholme:

Qui-Gon: What?

#star wars #grace for ts #qui gon #obi wan #padawan by kiersten white #star wars is my favorite book series #tholme was not in this book btw i just was possessed by the need to see his expression if qui gon were to say this to him #qui gon jinn is a conundrum and a bastard and i need us all to acknowledge that #what is WRONG WITH HIM #this entire problem was caused by qui gon. nd could have been fixed with 1 instance of communication or 1 single mission OR YA KNOW. BOTH? #but no. no. that's too simple. we have to trick people into doing things and perform feats of child endangerment instead #people just keep writing these things thinking im not there. reading them. making notes. #but i am. I ALWAYS AM

[indiiglow]

Something somethin space powers

#markiplier #iswm #in space with markiplier #iswm captain #iswm fanart #iswm captainsona #captainsona #iswm y/n #my art #feat a slight redesign bc I'm an indecisive bastard #I had actual thoughts about this #but my brain is fried at this point why did I put so much time into it #uh #yeah #I might elaborate on the headcanons I have for them when I'm not braindead

[spectergeuse]

a one-two punch - this is how regina compliments others, he's come to notice. he registers that he's been called boring, and that actually does strike his ego, makes his eyebrows comes together in an exasperated sort of offense, and as soon as that's crossed his features, it's wiped away. being called sexy is a new one, and coming from her, reigning queen bee and one of the prettier mortals he's gotten to haunt, it makes his eyebrows raise and the surprise soften his face. he doesn't even have it in him to go with the bit for a moment. he's legitimately floored. no one's done that in a long, long time. he's looking at her, trying to catch if she's being serious about it, waiting for the takeback. but she's got a look in her eye that tells him she's being legitimate.

❝ so you think i'm sexy ? ❞ of course this is the one and only thing he takes her up on. he's kind of exaggerating it a bit, kind of playing up the hope and brightness in his features, because he thinks that's funny, but he never thought he'd see the day.

@fxntasmagoria's regina george : ❝ you're boring, but you're sexy. own that. ❞, from x

#𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘎𝘜𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 ! ( closed starter. ) #𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘎𝘜𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 ! ( feat. fxntasmagoria ) #( just. A Bastard ) #( ALSKJDFH )

[wishing-stones]

don't imagine killer teasing tsundere reader? since we're on the topic? 👀

Don't imagine how you know you're in for it when he gets that... smile. The one that promises mischief. The one that means you're in for imminent teasing.

Don't imagine how he sidles up to you and flirts his face off, complimenting you, admiring you, all the sweet, pretty words you want to hear, but at the same time, you're getting hot under the collar.

Don't imagine how you posture and bluster, and it only gets that obnoxiously sultry chuckle out of him while he comments what a lovely shade that blush is on you. He thinks he should make you blush more often.

Don't imagine how he is just inside of your personal space, not too close, but still close enough that you're getting flustered by proximity.

Don't imagine how he finally decides he's had enough when you can't even form words you're so worked up. He laughingly says that he'll leave you be for now, but that... he's pretty serious about some of those things, even though it's difficult to tell what between his teasing little smile and knowing little chuckles.

Bastard.

#k answers #k don't imagines #feat. killer #delightful bastard gremlin strikes again #he's either smooth as silk or has absolutely zero rizz there's no in between #unfortunately even his garbage tier flirting is enough to get under your skin

[joypillz]

Teehee :3c

#this bastard wont leave my brain and im making it everyone's problem #feat. casual/hot weather fashion Moromir #oc x canon #selfship community #PROSHIP DNI

[finexbright]

gonna take a minute to rant about just how much i love louis and his care for fans and how he's always trying to do things in the most affordable, convenient way possible. getting his tickets was one of the most smooth, seamless experiences i ever had. love how his first tour was a bit smaller and now that he's doing larger arenas, the pricing hasn't changed a bit. he's taken so much care and consideration into curating his brand and making it accessible and you can see the genuine thought process that goes into it because louis isn't just putting music and tours out and calling it a day. he's examining every little aspect of it and making sure that at the end of the day everything is as fair as possible. i know we can say it's the bare minimum, but to me at least it isn't. because it takes a lot of planning and organising to be able to pull this off, but it also takes a lot of investment time and money wise. and i honestly commend him for being one of the only artists in the industry who's not only to bring change but also who's putting a damn good fight and being a very good example of what an artist could be and how relaxing and beneficial an artist - fan relationship can be

#i will further rant in the tags #regarding pricing i don't think there was any ticket that went beyond £60 and that's a huge feat tbh #and even the ones that went that high were for bigger venues which makes sense #i am NOT comparing anything but just for example sake because this is the only one i have #harry's doing a 20k capacity venue and his ticket prices are £70-120 #and that's not including platinum or pods. with that it goes as high as £500 #and louis' doing a 20k venue for £35-60 #the fact that he's literally treating ticketmaster like a secondary option says a lot #gigs and tours seems very indie and on brand for louis' tickets and honestly it worked because it was literally so easy #and it didn't make you go through a thousand hoops for it #and because he didn't change his pricing much even when he went from venues with 3500 capacity to 20k+ capacity #you know that he's barely making any profit off of it #he might make a bit more than break even point #and his merch pricing given the quality seems very reasonable to me #there are artists out there selling tees for £100 #you can see he really LISTENS to the fans and sees what we're talking about it and tries to make it easy for us to access things #like i'm pretty sure he knew about ticketmasters bastard ways and that's why he said a big fuck you to them #man i just really really really love him #he has such an affectionate relationship with his fans #and he's willing to fight for us #like not in a mushy way #but we KNOW how many times he's been sabotaged and YET he comes in blazing #and do you know what though. in a way all the opening acts he's had or artists he's endorsed WILL follow the same path as him #we already saw otp fighting for fair ticket pricing #and that's what matters #a whole new wave of artists are gonna look at him and be like ''man i wanna be as fair as him'' and fight for change #in the horrid music industry and i'm here for it #fitf is gonna be an album that'll put louis further on the map and there's literally gonna be no stopping him after that #he'll literally be a revolutionary and i'm so glad i get to be in his corner to see it happen #i know parasocial relationship and whatever and i'm putting too many expectations/hopes/projections on him or whatever

[thisblogisblank]

Condair isn't in the mood for cold :']

Here's the original :]

#my singing monsters #msm #blank's art #divine influence #feat old ass art of Pluchere #can Condair technically just heat himself up bc fire magic? yes #is he refusing to do it because of the principal of the matter? #also yes. #he's a picky little bastard and i love he-

[lilas]

smth quick and explorative

#180 files #180 files: the aegis project #feat. angel my beloved bastard #also a fresh reminder to read 180 files! \o/

[gabrielisdead]

so I made this pink criminal bard for valentine's day, their name is Roze and we will either fix or ruin Astarion I didn't decide just yet, this is the first time I chose to romance him

#listen I may or may not had kurama from yu yu hakusho in mind when I made them #they got the druid feat with the thorn lasso and everything you gotta appreciate my commitment #you know what I'll download an anime hair mod just for this bastard

[spilladabalia]

Pras feat. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mýa - Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are)

#Pras feat. Ol' Dirty Bastard & Mýa #Ghetto Supastar (That Is What You Are) #pras michel #ol' dirty bastard #mya #hip hop #rap #pop #bulworth OST #1998 #wu tang clan #Youtube

[clownfire]

Love the idea of Peter’s bangs covering his eyes (because eye contact), and Rumi parting his hair to the side so that they can look into them. 

The idea absolutely possessed me and I had to make something, so here ya go.

Also, Peter never got his hair cut in the year/s following being possessed, so his ‘eh’ bowl-cut has grown out and turned into a shitty sorta-mullet, because I say so.

Bonus scrap of drabble:  Rumi realised that they had never seen Peter’s eyes. His bangs - the result of a bowl cut left to grow out for too long - fell in front of his eyes like brunette curtains. They had seen them blown back, in the times that the dreaded angel piloted the body they shared. Exandoroth’s eyes were glittering obsidian, voids that held cosmic truths and mindless rage in equal measure. But the windows to the young man’s soul were kept hidden away.

#angelstone #jrwi peter #i will have you know that my cat did everything in his power to make posting this a feat #my cat is a bastard #and homophobic /j #jrwi #jrwi apotheosis #the highest honor i can bestow onto a character is a terrible mullet #my art #my writing #fic writing

[spectergeuse]

❝ look, kiddo, i've been to hell. and it actually kind of rules. especially this time of year, with samhain and all the fun spooky shit about to start ? ❞ his grin starts small, pretending to be wise and knowledgeable and as holy as the young boy, but he can't hold his composure for long. ❝ you can't tell me you're not excited. ❞ well, he can. and it wouldn't be hard to believe, either, considering.

closed starter for @moralpuppet !!

#𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘎𝘜𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 ! ( closed starter. ) #𝘐'𝘓𝘓 𝘉𝘌 𝘠𝘖𝘜𝘙 𝘎𝘜𝘐𝘋𝘌 𝘛𝘖 𝘛𝘏𝘌 𝘖𝘛𝘏𝘌𝘙 𝘚𝘐𝘋𝘌 ! ( feat. moralpuppet ) #( he is. Such a bastard ) #( alskjdfh ) #( poor orel )

[mamamittens]

I think one of the many weird things I'm a slut for (found family, overly competent retiree comes out for one last ride, secret op psychic powers, ECT) I really enjoy "willpower" based power systems.

Like, Bleach has a sort of "spiritual pressure" thing that's sorta willpower related that's low-key hilarious when you realize it literally means that at a certain point 'small fry' can't even exist in your vicinity with it unleashed let alone try you. Then there's Katekyo Hitman Reborn with "dying will flames" that's a weird mix of pseudo personality type power and inherited that the fandom--to this day istg--has so much fucking fun with. Never get tired of seeing that played with by the way it's wack as shit.

So naturally, when I see "Haki" in One Piece I go apeshit. Really bite into it with my teeth and shake my head like a dog when folks toy with the ideas it has. What does having conquerors haki really mean. How far can you control it? Can you communicate with haki? Can you manipulate it to essentially disappear from even nonsensitive people's pov? Can you selectively use armor haki for specific limbs? Turn nails into knives or shield an unborn child? Can observation haki vary between users? Do some see the 'future' while others get a pseudo synthesia experience where they see too much of their surroundings all at once? Can you still lie with this haki active?

When something as nebulous as "willpower" becomes a valid force in the narrative, is there any real limit?

Is it possible to have an average, weak character become a force to reckon because they want it bad enough within this system? Not because they were born to stand but because they need it. They still understand what it means to be so pathetic they have to rip into every opportunity to live with their teeth or die. So it gives them an edge others can't have anymore, because they're so far removed from that kind of desperation.

Does it really take a powerhouse to stand up to a conqueror and say "No."? Or just someone sick and tired of being defined by how little their body can take?

"Even if it kills me, I refuse to bow."

Make me.

Idk, I just think it would be really fucking neat to see. Someone that, sure, they can't take on most of the strongest forces out there (if that). But if it comes to a battle of wills it's just a prime example of "an immovable object meets an unstoppable force".

Or hell, even someone that just doesn't fucking care if you're a conqueror, they want nothing to do with your wack ass. That would also be really fucking funny. A comedic take to this whole rambling the I've been going on about forever to the point I'm not sure if it makes sense anymore.

#one piece discussion #mittens rambles #feat #katekyo hitman reborn #power systems #either give me the most stubborn bastard in universe #or the most apathetic bitch in the world #just to watch overconfident pricks fall to pieces like waves against a mountain #also that scene in Undertale slaps you can kiss my ass about it

[lefthandedbastard]

im reading pjo and playing hades at the same time. hel

Double fisting greek mythology

#that is quite a feat however #i admit i would like to know the technicalities of this #ask the bastard #monachopsissssss!