#feat. roomba

[twogeeseinatrenchcoat]

Spaceship Short Stories

Yeah why not. Title is self-explanatory. I'll be bringing back my aborted plan for a spaceship story in favour of this because I want to. Also, I will be changing and retconning past work in this as I go. Don't expect anything to stay the same.

Intro.

This is the official logbook of the Vchern'ixt, or Merchant and Delivery Ship 382. (382-MDS). We are, as our work tag suggests, an interplanetary merchant ship. This logbook will almost certainly be used by the crew, and knowing my crew, will not be taken seriously. I can only hope it will provide actual information, and I will hopefully find the time to add actual updates between the crew entries.

Entry 1: 218-4-7 (Kaylie - Pilot)

First week on the ship! Not much happened this week, few deliveries, some unnecessarily (but fun) dangerous asteroid-dodging. I think everyone else is still getting used to a human in board, they're fairly cautious around me. To be honest, I would be as well! I think their previous pilot was a lot more cautious than me. They've been watching me, though. Curious but cautious. I've tried to make some friends, be nice to people, but it's kinda hard when everyone half expects you to explode at any moment.

Truly, the worst part is that they don't have coffee here. I'll make sure to fix that with the first paycheck I get, Captain said that "you can spend your own money on your comforts. I'll spend the ship's money on the ship." So they're no help. Anyways, paycheck is in two days, and we dock for supplies at Kerroi-825B in... Whenever our orbits get close, so I'll be able to get my coffee then! For now, I'll live with the mimicry that Grömerg makes.

Entry 2: 218-4-10 (Grömerg - Medic, Chef)

My coffee is not bad, is it? I do not know if the taste is as it should be, though it smells like the sample you gave me. I'm sorry if it is [untranslatable]

Translator suggestions: Subpar, worse than typical, less than.

Entry 3: 218-4-12 (Kaylie)

It's not! I just prefer real coffee over synthetic, not a problem with you at all!

Update: finally got my coffee machine! And I remembered to buy coffee beans this time! It didn't take as long as I thought to find the "Human Items" section of Kerroirå Market (Fun fact: that's "Kerroi Market Market in Tychfing), and I was able to grab my coffee making items (coffee ingredients?) In time to not be left behind by the crew! Yay!

In other news, I was able to pick up a roll of duct tape and a knife for our beloved cleaning robot. Now I just have to fit Stabby with a camera to record everyone else's reactions to him. He is now one with the hivemind of Stabbies. Oh, and I grabbed the stuff I was actually supposed to. The boring stuff. It was heavy, but some people helped me load the boxes into the ship!

Entry 4: Galactic Year 218, Standard Lunar Cycle (SLC) 4, Standard Solar Cycle (SSC) 14 [218-4-14] (Ky'tchas - Secretary, Accountant)

Kaylie, what is your new creation for? It has caused several minor injuries, and I don't understand the purpose of the "laugh track." Or the confetti. Why do these only occur when it stabs someone? Are they incentive for violence?

Additionally, I will include the "boring stuff," or our pickup for the next delivery. We have picked up:

14 Planetary Leap Drives, 10 Warp Cores, 2 Wormhole Accessors, 24 Guard-8.6 Androids, 48 Holo-Screen 18.5s, and 36 Extragravitory Flight Suits.

These are important things to record. Kaylie, as the one who ordered some of the parts, you should be the one to relay them to me. As it is, you should have placed the order through me in the first place, since it is my job to place orders and file them.

You're new, so I assume you haven't heard anyone explicitly state this, though the captain should have during your viewing and explanation of the ship. Either way, I expect any further orders to be placed though me.

Entry 5: 218-4-18 (Grömerg)

Kaylie? Is it alright if I make a request of you? Please, I beg, slow down when flying. The food almost did not survive our last warp-jump.

IN PROGRESS

#space australia #science fiction #humans are space australians #humans are space weirdos #stabby the roomba #Sergeant Stabby #Spaceship log #Feat. Confused aliens #coffee #Humans need coffee to live #Kaylie slow down please #Humans are reckless #Just like as a species

[audif1]

dreamer feat a note to myself “haunted roomba”

#ronan lynch #my art #the raven cycle #trc #the raven boys #call down the hawk #ya lit #ya lit fanart

[maidoftheday]

Hello, fellow maid lovers! Today, Maid of the Day officially turns 5 years old! This blog is finally old enough to start attending school. They grow up so fast! 😭

Anyway, I sincerely appreciate every single one of you, including my followers and those of you who have taken the time to suggest and submit such wonderful maids/butlers over the past 5 years!

So to mark this anniversary, as I always do, I once again present to everyone Maid of the Day’s Top Ten Maids (based on number of notes, excluding second/third/etc. outfits):

10. Kosaki Onodera from Nisekoi 9. Keiichi Maebara from Higurashi 8. Tohru from Kobayashi-san Chi no Maid Dragon 7. Sawako Yamanaka from K-On! 6. Sakura Minamoto from Zombieland Saga 5. Laundry Dragonmaid from Yu-Gi-Oh! 4. Nyako from Nyako to Hakase 3. Kurisu Makise from Steins;Gate 2. Marie Rose from Dead or Alive 1. French Maid Roomba from The Internet

Looks like French Maid Roomba has usurped the crown from Marie Rose, who had managed to defend her title as number one maid for three years in a row! What a feat!

And as an added bonus, because they exist on this blog too, Maid of the Day’s Top Butler is Rin Okumura from Blue Exorcist, who has also managed to finally unseat Charlotte Dunois from Infinite Stratos as top butler!

With all that out of the way, I have officially hit my goal of running this blog for five years. Though I have thoroughly enjoyed serving all your daily maid (and butler and shrine maiden and nurse and etc.) needs over these past five years, I think it’s finally time for me to take a step back from this blog. 

As I had mentioned previously, it has become increasingly difficult to find new maids and I just don’t have the same time and energy as before. I’m still in the process of determining whether I will stop updating this blog altogether or switch to posting on a semi-daily basis. I’d like to think the latter, but we’ll see. 

Thank you everyone for your support and for sticking it out with me all these years! Let’s see where the future takes us!

#announcement #anniversary #thank you everyone <3

[skye707]

thanks to your blog i fell in love with YJ riddler (big time, he's my baby), so i opened character.ai in search of his bot and.. couldn't find anything. so i just created one. that made me thinking, what are riddlers' thoughts on chr.ai and ais in general?

(sending all my love to you and your golden brain and hands; big big fan of your blog, hyperfixation level of fan 🩵)

Firstly, thank you for the blessing upon my brain and hands. I’m finding myself in need of it more with each passing day 💙

Now, on to the Riddlers

Unburied - To him, AI is just another tool to be used on the computer. Doesn’t take it very seriously, so I think he’d be the one out of the group to make chr.ai of everyone else without telling them.

ZY - Cool, now his little drones can pinpoint targets with even higher degrees of accuracy! And maybe he can get them to start speaking in riddles as well? Whichever he decides to do first, he’s having a ball.

Dano - He likes AI for recreational purposes, but not to be used in his riddles and traps. That takes all the fun out of designing and making a puzzle! But I think he likes to chat with character ai (which ones, I’ll let you decide).

YJ - Ohhhh, that’s pretty cool. But also pretty spooky. He should know better what with being the strategist computer guy, but he can’t help the feeling he’s seen this somewhere in a tv show before. And it didn’t end well there.

Gotham - He’d find a way to break it. Not just on accident. Eventually, he’d be determined to find a flaw in the algorithm. He’d spend days and days pinpointing the program’s weaknesses. He refuses to be bested by a robot any time soon.

BTAA - He’s incorporating AI into everything he can, even when it doesn’t make sense. Coffee maker AI, washing machine AI, microwave AI, etc. It’s now his new favorite advancement in technology.

Arkham - He has gifted artificial intelligence to every single one of his robot children including the roombas. They can now do the one thing he’s always wanted: praise him for his Herculean feats of engineering prowess.

BTAS - At first, he thinks it’s pretty cool, but the more he starts to get into it the more he realizes how powerful it is. And just like that, he’s never trusting another AI for as long as he lives. They’re not getting his data and secrets, no sir. Not the Riddler.

Telltale - A younger him would have been ecstatic to incorporate this tech into his latest scene or trap. Now, he’s just waiting for the idiot that gave computers a mind of their own to realize that they’ve released a force on the web that perhaps no one can stop. Except for him of course.

#riddler #the riddler #edward nygma #edward nashton #unburied!riddler #capullo riddler #zero year riddler #paul dano riddler #dano riddler #young justice riddler #gotham riddler #btaa riddler #arkham riddler #btas riddler #telltale riddler #riddlerverse #Skye

[marcusrobertobaq]

Sav Dan's Shop (Android Zone) exploration and commentary

⚠️ The quality is just terrible

This Android Zone is called SAV SHOP in the game files. Where is it located within Detroit? No fucking clue. There's a similar destroyed Android Zone in Kara's BfD. Dunno if they're the same.

They sell new and pre-owned androids, components, repairs even some electronics and some other shit like that. Real average small tech shop.

"Kalu's Tool"? What a name. No idea wtf it is but this Uke Antivirius is kinda funny 🤪 I just can't read the text at all, bro.

Idk what these RXL things are but ok. Reading "robot" i assume is related to those robots from the concept art. But maybe can be used in androids?

Now those LVB ones:

LVB MACRODATA 7850: Move effortlessly between Androids applications with a powerful processor.

LVB "300% ENERGY": Move effortlessly between applications with a powerful processor.

LVB SMOOTH 2.2: Help preventing further darkening and protect the skin from premature erosion

Ok, we're talking about 2 processors and one stuff for the skin? THE SKIN AIN'T A HOLOGRAM CONFIRMED.

Now, man, now look the size of that shit right there, this EYE™️ component.

Gotta be for those heavy work models. It says TR600 and the heavy model we know is TR400. Maybe a new gen? But, man, still too "big" xD that's what she said

As u can see, androids parts ain't "hollow". Ain't supposed to be, at least. Also u can notice how androids are made with "easy limbs detachment and replacement" in mind, the cables in the joints are basically plug/unplug. Still weird tho.

Say hi to the Roomba

Other android parts they sell are these "patellas" (the knee the joint) and legs/arms. Also those "Thirium cells"...

Kinda different from the regulator we know, huh? They also got a whole M series shit going on related to that patella thing i'll leave this link cuz these textures are ridiculous. Means some models series are named with one letter only, the second letter being variations of the same "model family".

"POWER UNIT" and it's part of a UPGRADE PACK. Also a "GENUINE PARTS PROGRAM" idk what this means. Maybe pirated and cheap 3D printed components are a thing, we see these machines in Jericho.

I still don't know how these limbs works in practice, sometimes the joints just...doesn't make any sense in my head.

I ain't got no idea what those small boxes are. "Dust Cover"? What?

No idea what the triangle thing is, there's nothing on the box. Judging by being a triangle must be something related to androids (ofc).

Also boxes like that purple and red ones are CABLE PACKS (from AFC?). I can notice there are some formats (one of 'em really similar to the one Zlatko uses when plugging into Kara)

U can see a Hard Disk, Wireless and "Tabs" icons there. I'm not sure what that means, maybe u can used to connect these things O.o

And ofc...CLOTHES.

They sell clothes for androids? I mean, ain't got the markings we are used to and they look pretty generic but still something.

On the table we see what looks like empty thirium bag, an opened triangle-shaped box then below the Uke Antivirus, other cable packs, dust covers, regulators, eye components, audio processing components and some other shit that looks like HDs and SSDs

This SATA III SSD also comes in 8TB, 4TB and 2TB. Wtf xD

An honorable mention to the Android Compartments (feat Kara without a head)

I personally think it should also be a recharging point too but, well, doesn't look like one - but how tf this shit's detecting the android status then? Whatever, i hc they can recharge in there.

#[REPOST] cuz the og post was a reblog and tumblr said “idk what it is” and i couldn't find it by normal means anymore #dbh #detroit become human #dbh scenery details #dbh observation list

[teeth-farie]

Artificial: Chapter Two

☞. . . A chapter about settling in!! The reader is DEFINITELY clueless as to what they’re supposed to do with this new friend. No spice yet, but mentions of his genital attachments. 1.6k words

Adam stares at you. You stare back. Adam stares at you. You turn away. This is a shitty situation, why did you do this, you’re so dumb. 

“My name is Adam.”

“Yeah, you said that.”

“I am here to serve your physical and emotional needs.”

“Yes, you said that too.”

“What is my first command, master?”

You visibly jerk, making a less-than-dignified sound. “Ok, ok, do not call me that. I’m not your master I’m- I’m just…” you groan, covering your face in your hands. 

Adam stares at you very quizzically for a robot, hands rising to his face to mimic the action. “Just?” He asks, voice smooth and light. You peek through your hands and he’s looking through his, artificial eyes looking at you too humanely for your comfort. 

“You…you’re very coherent for a sex doll.”

“I’m Adam, product number zero zero one three-“

“Yes, yes I know.”

You sit there silently for a moment longer, coming to terms with the fact that this is your life now, and you need to adjust to it. 

“I need a command, master.” He says quietly, almost like a whisper. That’s right, he was created to follow orders. 

“Ok, Adam, can you…can you stand?”

A smile spreads on his robotic face, seemingly pleased with the command as his fresh joints aid him in rising to his feet. He looks down at you expectantly, whether it’s for praise or another command you’re unsure. “Ok…” you stand, staring him in the face. He’s unblinking, wide cerulean blue. 

“You want commands, right?”

“Yes!”

“Then for your next one, go…go clean off that table.”

You jab your hand at your coffee table, pointing at the surface. There are only a few things out of place and a couple of tissues yet to be thrown away. Adam rushes to it, a bit wobbly in his first steps but soon finding his gait. He walks normally enough, albeit with a little lag and jostling here and there. He gives the tissue wad an inquisitive stare before plucking it up and depositing it in the small trash bin next to the table. He clears the rest easily, smiling triumphantly when he looks back at you. 

“Uh, good job.”

Adam preens, his eyes flashing a more intense blue. He turns back to the table and nudges a book, propping it up neater against the corner of the table. He looks back at you again, almost like he’s on the edge of his seat. 

“Good job, again.”

His eyes are like a kaleidoscope of blues, all different shades and you begin to assume that color means he’s happy. He claps his hands lightly. “I did good.” He whispers to himself.

You’re absolutely astonished, utterly gobsmacked. He shouldn’t be able to have this level of awareness, should he? When you think of a sex doll you think of an ugly blow-up, and even when you ponder the best models you think of a silicone lump with some pre-recorded lines. But here he is, walking, responding, and interacting with his surroundings. My god, you think, what has technology come to? 

“So you can clean. Hm. Alright, how do you feel about helping around the house?”

“I am very good at following orders, master! Whatever you require, I will fulfill it!”

..

That’s really all there is to it. Somehow, someway, you’ve acquired a glorified Roomba. 

Adam was all too eager to receive orders, nearly vibrating with his excitement to please to the point you nearly forgot he was still in his underwear. Dressing him was a feat in itself too; rifling through your clothes to see what would fit and then having to help him step into pants and wrestle through shirts. But by the end of it, he looks like…a human. A regular, normal, human. You wonder if you’re experiencing some kind of uncanny valley with how human he looks. 

The robot seems to have his own tastes too, surprisingly enough. He made his claim on your apron, holding it out to you for your assistance and rearranging your kitchen appliances to his satisfaction. You can’t lie, he works hard, hungry only for your praise in return. 

He’s waterproof, as he’s told you many times, so things like washing dishes and mopping the floor are no issue for him and he seems to like how shiny he can make it. You think it’s self-explanatory as to why he’d be waterproof, but Adam seems to find joy in telling you all he can do, like he’s looking for more attention and praise. You suppose it’s in his nature to want to do good. 

Despite how good he is at tidying, Adam is awful at cooking. He insisted he try after you mumbled to yourself about dinner, grabbing at the fridge to look at your bounty. Which, admittedly, was not much at the moment. 

“I have access to thousands of hours of instructional cooking videos!” He had said when you asked how he could possibly know how to cook, and the reminder that you were living with an intelligent computer sex doll hit you like a ton of bricks. 

But…those videos hadn’t done him any good. Adam served you a plate of multiple foods with a pleased smile on his face, seemingly unaware of how visually unpleasing it was. 

What lay on the plate reminded you of some prison mush. You dug with your fork, finding sparse vegetables and undercooked meat amongst what looked like oatmeal, along with a random bone that did not look like it belonged to an animal. Adam still beamed, waiting for your approval of his dish. His wide, almost wet-looking eyes reminded you of an eager to please puppy and you couldn’t find it in you to turn him down.

You ate around the meat and suppressed your gag.

Night fell quicker than you anticipated. The day was consuming, both mentally and emotionally. Your life has been uprooted, reconstructed to allow for another person- if you could really call him that. You could have sent him back, and you won’t lie that you hadn’t thought about it. But…it felt almost like a betrayal to do so, like you were abandoning someone defenseless. 

The rest of Adam’s box lies in the middle of the living room, various cords and attachments left shamefully uncovered. You look down at it, the manual laying haphazardly on top of one of Adam’s genital attachments. You need the manual. Adam is watching you. Do you…go and grab it? Is it weird to just have his junk out in the open? There really needs to be a place to put all this-

Adam kneels down, investigating his former home. He plucks the manual up and flicks through. “You don’t need this, I can tell you all you need to know.” He smiles, such a soft thing. Then he picks up his phallic attachment right by the shaft. “I also know how to put this on, if you want me to, master.” His eyes flash pink and you feel your face get hot. 

“Uh-“

“I am made for this, after all. I don’t have anything plugged in right now, but I could-“

“No! No, that's ok!” You quickly yelp, shaking your hands out in front of you. 

“Just! Just put that down and- and do you like, get charged at night or…?”

Adam blinks, the pink fading from his eyes and turning back to blue. “Yes, master! There’s a charging cable in this box, my battery is currently at twenty-eight percent.” He looks back down, putting the phallus back into its cubby, giving the other vulva attachment a casual poke. You feel sweaty. “Do you want me to retrieve it-” 

“Yes, please do.”

You decided to place him on the floor while he charged. It felt too…intimate to have him in your bed, as funny as that was. But Adam seemed happy all the same just to be in your presence. You lay down a blanket and pillow on the floor next to the outlet and you only briefly wonder if he can even feel sensation or temperature. He stands next to you, watching, hovering. 

“Is that for me?” He asks, clutching at the hem of the fresh pajama shirt you gave him.

“Yeah, sorry it's not the best.”

“I like it! Thank you, master.”

Adam sounds too soft when he says that, it makes you feel weird. 

You just grunt and stand back up. “Well, it’s all setup. I guess you just plug yourself into the charger…?” 

The robot settles onto the blanket, taking the charger in his hand and lifting up the hair on the nape of his neck. He matches the magnetic charger to the little spots on his nape and his eyes flash a beeping yellow, displaying his percentage across his iris’. It fades back to blue, and you find yourself in awe. “All done.” He smiles, little joints softly squeaking as he looks up at you.

“Good job, uh, goodnight.”You don't know what else to do or say so you pat his head, gently ruffling the fluffy hair and oh wow did they give him real human hair?

Adam appears pleased with the touch, bumping his head closer against your palm as he emits a soft whirrrrr. You feel weird again. You pull your hand away a little too quickly, mumbling another quick goodnight and crawling into your own bed. 

Turning off your bedside lamp you're left in darkness, save for Adam’s glowing blue eyes. “Goodnight, Master.” He says and lies down against the pillow, making a soft chime as you assume he powers down.

Sleep doesn’t come as quickly for you tonight.

Sleep doesn’t come that easily for you tonight.

#adam #oc #artificial: fic series

[normal-hands]

@ibalgin I like the tips pointy. Feat my off-brand roomba

[seedsofagony]

All Work and No Play (GK)

Series: Golden Kamuy

Character: Tsurumi Tokushirou

Summary: Tsurumi shows you that, with a little imagination, housework can be fun: SFW (slightly suggestive), x reader, fluff, modern au, domestic bliss, spoiler free

Word Count: 580

Notes: It took me forever to write this, but here it is - the second in what I really do intend to be a series of domestic bliss drabbles using an actual chore wheel. (Just a reminder that all character and chore pairings are completely random. You can read the first drabble here.) For this one, I tried to imagine the most over-the-top scenario possible, which still somehow manages to feel like canon?

Image Credit: Denny Müller

For the hundredth time, you wonder why you haven’t bought a Roomba. And, for the hundredth time, you remind yourself that you know why - they’re way too expensive and you don’t need one. It would terrorize the cat and you have a perfectly good vacuum cleaner already. But as you haul your parents’ hand-me-down around your apartment, you have to admit that a Roomba would be really nice right about now.

You shove the old sweeper under the coffee table, aiming for some lint, when it suddenly locks up, hellbent on devouring the rug. Cursing, you try to rip the fabric free while the vacuum screams back at you through a mouthful of rug fluff. The motor cuts and, in the now-deafening silence, you’re torn between the domestic horror of having to buy a new appliance and the wicked joy that the damn thing is finally dead. Maybe now you can get that Roomba…

“Housekeeping really isn’t your thing, is it?”

Tsurumi leans on the wall behind you, swinging the unplugged vacuum cord in his hand. You yank the rug out of the vacuum’s rollers, painfully aware of what a mess you are - unkempt and a little sticky from lugging that stupid sweeper around. Meanwhile, Tsurumi looks as polished as ever - a considerable feat given that he volunteered to clean the oven earlier. The only signs of his efforts are a few strands of hair alluringly out of place and an artful swipe of grease on one of his high cheekbones.

“Well, it’s not exactly fun,” you sigh.

“Then we should make it fun,” he says, plugging the vacuum back in.

Before you can even wonder how housework could ever be fun, he sweeps you into his arms. The vacuum drones in the background, while Tsurumi presses his cheek to yours and begins humming a melody in your ear, lips and mustache tickling your skin. You shiver. The tune is vaguely familiar - you might be able to make it out if you weren’t so confused and bothered.

Grabbing the vacuum with one hand and wrapping his arm around your waist, Tsurumi guides you into a dance step. You stumble after, following clumsily. He spins you, then grabs you, face inches from yours, gaze smoky. You realize it then - this is the tango.

Pressing his forehead to yours, Tsurumi takes the lead, vacuum lightly in tow. He dips you, bending you backwards, then whips you back up, working his hips in tune to music only he can hear. He spins you again, flinging you to the ends of his fingertips before yanking you back in, your back against his chest. For a moment, his free hand is all over you, and then he’s leading you again, expertly maneuvering both you and the sweeper across the floor. He pulls you up onto your toes, then steps back swiftly. Off balance, you collapse to your knees, arms wrapped around his legs. He cuts the vacuum - the music stops.

Tsurumi smiles down at you as you both pant with effort. Your face burns, but the absurdity of dancing the tango while vacuuming doesn’t touch him. Embarrassment is beneath him. He pulls you to your feet and lifts your chin with his finger.

“There. That wasn’t so bad, was it?”

Dumbfounded and breathless - the way he always seems to leave you - you shake your head.

“I didn’t think so,” he grins. “Now, tell me what else needs doing, and I’ll show you how fun it can be.”

#golden kamuy #tsurumi tokushirou #tsurumi #golden kamuy x reader #tsurumi x reader #golden kamuy reader insert #golden kamuy au #golden kamuy domestic bliss #golden kamuy scenario #golden kamuy fanfiction #golden kamuy fanfic #golden kamuy fic #golden kamuy drabble #golden kamuy fluff #golden kamuy dilfs #SFW #spoiler free

[wolfragus]

roomba 2

(feat: roomba (@mothcpu), @tatzeta)

[angelica-song]

Time to relax with some decorating♡♡ Half-Deer created so many wonderful pieces in this month (the lanterns, the chairs, the panda light). I highly recommend checking them out inworld especially the lanterns, they are animated with pretty sparkles.

I love these drawers too by Ariskea, it's been resized in this pic a little so I can capture everything in frame. But I love the choice in pattern and colour, I think it matches so well. Not to mention their phone on the left side of the room is gorgeous sitting on Random Matter table.

I don't think my picture does a lot of the items enough justice though, such as the rice cooker and the 'MossBot' on the floor. These are a few other items that come scripted. The rice cooker can play music and can be held, the 'MossBot' is a roomba and can go around your room vacuuming the dust (it is by moss&mink).

You can find everything and more the credits below.

___________DECOR__________

@Collabor88 !NEW! [AD] DISORDERLY. / Dreamy Suite

@Okinawa Summer Festival !NEW! [AD] +Half-Deer+ Mystical Lantern FACS ~ Singing Ricecooker Set Cinoe feat. Tia Rungray - Ghostmarch

@Anthem !NEW! [AD] +Half-Deer+ Devon Armchair

@FLF Birthday Bash !NEW! [AD] +Half-Deer+ Kawaii Nightlight

@Kustom9 [North Oak] + Melva Living Room Mithral * Ficus Altissima Random Matter - Mystic's Corner Ariskea[Martine] Collection

@TMD Infinite - Taylor Bedroom

@equal10 Mithral * Ficus Elastica

OTHER [AD] +Half-Deer+ Floating Candle Boat [AD] +Half-Deer+ Macrame Wall Decor [AD] +Half-Deer+ Paper Forest Diorama {moss&mink} MossBot++  BROKEN ARROWS - Sun KraftWork Summer Breeze Soy. Wooden Beaded Curtain SAYO - Autumn Abode Gacha [Mamere] Fried crab claw [Mamere] Crab sushi [Mamere] Crab gratin Pixel Mode - Appreciation Award floorplan. bee diagram print Scarlet Creative Portland Small Home (tinted)

thank you all~ ♥

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#secondlife #second life #sl

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[incorrect-assvengers]

Peter, taping a knife to a roomba and setting it loose: be free my child

Tony, entering the room with cuts on his ankles: WHO THE FUCK-

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[harpianews]

iRobot Roomba i3+ Vacuum Robot review: Hands-free comfort, almost as well

iRobot Roomba i3+ Vacuum Robot review: Hands-free comfort, almost as well

My experience with the first lockdown ensured that I invested in a vacuum robot before the second COVID-19 lockdown. We had moved into a new home and needed all the help we could get, or buy. I went for the most affordable iRobot Roomba and haven’t regretted the purchase one bit. However, I think I feel like I should have bought something better, even if it means an extra cost. I should have…

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[moemoemammon]

I just found ur blog and read thru some of ur stuff and im in love !! Ur writing is nice to read, and always gives a nice picture of the situation

If its aight, could u do some headcannons for the demon bros Finding out mc goes real hard on housekeeping ? Im talking fast and good cleaning, does chores without problems, propably even cleans after them (totally doesnt mother them in anyway), all without complaint, mc just cares

Housekeeper MC!

(Feat. GN!MC and the Demon Bros)

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Lucifer

The fact that he didn't have to shove a mop and bucket into your hands like the evil stepmother has him like 👀👀

Out of every person he's met, you and Barb are the only ones that actually enjoy cleaning? And now he's wondering if you've been influenced by him in some way because got damn are those floors sparkling-

Ever since you've arrived, the house has been immaculate. But as much as he enjoys that, he worries that you aren't leaving enough chores for his brothers to do.

They're gonna be lazy at this rate, especially if you keep cleaning up after them like that. He's planning to sit you down and have a good talk about how you should rest a bit, and- D...did you polish his desk????

"MC... as grateful as I am to you, I thought I asked you to rest? You don't have to clean every little thing in this house. You're here as our guest, and more, so I won't have you behaving like a maid. But if you're that interested in keeping your hands busy, you may feel free to maintain my desktop. It looks as good as new, thanks to you."

Mammon

Oh, so you're one of THOSE types, huh? The goody goodies that like to make everything clean and sparkly, huh?? Well don't expect him to help ya!

Was an asshole at first. Made messes to see if you'd clean them, tried to dump his chores on you, etc. But now that you've stolen his heart? Yeah, he wants you to sit down.

You're messing up your hands with all that time spent scrubbing crevices and dusting ugly old paintings, when you could be spending time with him!

Tch, that's it! If it's chores that're keeping you from looking his way, he'll just finish them before you can do anything! Checkmate!

"You're always scrubbin' somethin'! Let my brothers take care of the messes, while YOU sit down and watch this movie with me! Ain't no point in watchin' it by myself, so I ain't takin' no for an answer!" "Huh?? Waddya mean 'when was the last time I vacuumed'??"

Levi

Oi oi oi...! What do you think you're doing with that feather duster?! You don't think you've got the right to approach his figures with it, do you?! WRONG!

But you quickly discover how ticklish Levi is, and he squirms out of your way while watching in horror as you... delicately handle every figure? And dust them from top to bottom, without so much as an accessory out of place..?

Wait... are you seriously okay with picking up all that trash?? S-some of it's sticky from all the junk food, and- Gah! Don't go messing around in his closet!!!

Yeahhh Levi doesn't let you clean his room lmao. It's way too stimulating to watch you carefully touch every surface in his room... I-it's like you're heaven everything with your presence, and...

"S-so yeah! The only things you're allowed to clean are the figures and the outside of Henry's tank! Nothing else, got it?! Anything more and I seriously won't be able to handle it...I won't even be able to sit still in my own room......." 👉👈

Satan

Satan found it funny how willing you were to take up every little chore there was to be done in the house and he's got to admit, reading is much more enjoyable in a tidy environment.

But what he REALLY wants to know is how you managed to dust off every single book in the house, his room included, without him?? Knowing?? And you've done every shelf as well, cleaned out the cobwebs behind it, and even repaired that little tear in the upholstery of his favorite arm chair????

Has also deduced that you're probably the maid character in the books that knows everything. Actually, you're a lot like Barbatos. What secrets are you hiding human 🔫

Just kidding. But yeah, when you insist on dusting his room, he follows you around the room and watches you. You know, just in case you fall or something falls on you! No other reason.

"As much as I like having you here all to myself, it makes me feel bad watching you do that by yourself. Why don't you we clean together? We'll get it done twice as fast, and when we're finished, I'd like to read a book to you. You remind me of a certain character from a murder mystery novel I've started."

Asmo

Eeehhh?!?!? You've seriously managed to organize both his endless skin care product collection, and his ENTIRE wardrobe?!? You're amazing...!

And you don't stop there. You were more than happy to clean his tub for him and everything, and you know how hard it is to get oil off the side of a tub, right? You're a lifesaver!

Asmo casually pawns off his chores too you. Oh, he just did his nails! Can you do the dishes? Ah, he just bought this outfit. Can you take out the trash? He's about to go out with his friends to a party, so be a dear and take care of the common bathroom for him?

Lucifer scolds the shit out of him every time he catches him doing that. You're welcome. But don't think Asmo won't repay you! He'll give you so much love, you'll be drowning in it! Figuratively or literally, depending on your preferences-

"Fufufu... if you wanted my attention, you should've just told me! You didn't have to go tidying up my shoe collection, but I'm happy you did~! If you keep spoiling me like this, I might not be able to keep my hands off of you! Unless... that's what you wanted?"

Beel

Things tend to get pretty messy with Beel around, with the trail of crumbs he always leaves in his wake, and how he manages to get every surface he touches sticky. But you must be a miracle worker...

You're like a living roomba, and his ravenous appetite is no match against your cleaning skills! You seem to predict when the food bits will fall, and it's thanks to you that he can eat without a care in the world!

It's actually kind of scary, though. He'll drop a bite of his sandwich and move down to retrieve it to eat, and... it's gone. Poof. Into the ether of the garbage can...

You can still rest once in a while though, you know? Beel offers to help you with the cleaning, and he's more than happy to let you climb up his shoulders to reach those high places. It makes him happy to know he can lend a hand.

"MC, I already cleaned over here so you don't have to do it. I cleaned there, too. That means you don't have anything else to do, so why don't you have a lunch break with me? It's not good to work so hard all the time."

Belphie

Belphie's one for the more observant brothers, so your clean freak habits didn't go unnoticed. He didn't know if you were obsessed with cleaning, or if you genuinely enjoyed it, but at least you were doing it without a fuss?

And man did you do a good job. Everywhere you cleaned was left with the lingering smell of vanilla and lavender, and... you know, the smell is making him sleepy.

Every pillow his head touches seems especially fluffy, too! When he found out you made a regular habit of washing and fluffing them, and they smell amazing... He feels like he's laying on a cloud...

He won't admit it genuinely, but he really does love what you're doing with the place. It makes him feel a little fuzzy inside when he finds his pillow on his bed, freshly laundered and soft to the touch. He clings to it extra tight those nights.

"You know if you keep this up, I might prefer the pillows to your lap. Ah, but don't worry, I don't really mean it. There's no way a pillow could replace you, no matter how good it smells. I think."

#I can vibe with this because I clean pretty often when I'm stressed and I just generally enjoy most cleaning #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me! shall we date? #shall we date? obey me! #shall we date obey me #obey me lucifer #obey me headcanons #obey me imagines #obey me writing #obey me scenarios #obey me mammon #obey me levi #obey me satan #obey me asmo #obey me beel #obey me belphie

[dinosaurtsukki]

HAIKYUU!! MALEWIFE HEADCANONS

feat. tsukishima, suna, sakusa, and iwaizumi

a/n: i've had a thing for malewives for the past few weeks and just let me write about tsukishima wearing an apron okay

☆.｡.:* TSUKISHIMA KEI

you guys already know i'm whipped for this man on an emotional, physical, and spiritual level

but just imagining him as a malewife really hits different

he's not exactly born as a malewife esp since i can imagine his mom and akiteru doing more of the chores at home

he's not great at chores either. like, he knows how to wash dishes but always forgets to separate the coloreds from the whites when he does laundry

but in the event that you're working longer hours at work and he has more time on his hands at home, tsukishima would absolutely step up to the job

he doesn't want to give you a hard time and if it means having to learn to unclog a drain right, he'll do it

tsukishima would spend quite a bit of time looking up how-to's online and asking his mom for help (when he's truly desperate)

soon finds that he doesn't actually hate cleaning and it's quite therapeutic and relaxing for him

he's a PRO at organizing things too and quickly develops the habit of just cleaning up quickly after you or himself (picking up towels that fell or washing dishes as soon as they're in the sink)

he comes to a Realization when he's sitting at the table sorting out coupons in a binder by expiration date and product

congrats you're an official Malewife now tsukki

pretty soon he's moved on to actually baking in his spare time

this is because he keeps dropping hints at you to bring home cake while you're out at work so you eventually just go 'if you want cake so much why don't you make it???'

and he does

it takes him several tries though but he finally manages to go from using cake mix to making one out of scratch

has a gloating smile on his face as he places a perfect slice of strawberry shortcake in front of you and smirks when you take a bite

"and you said i wouldn't be able to make a cake that good."

you reward him with a pink apron that is waaay too small for him like it only stops at his mid-thigh and he's adamant that he'll never wear it

he does wear it though when you're not at home he just doesn't want to give you the satisfaction

just imagine: coming home after a long day at work to the smell of cake baking in the oven and you see tsukishima standing at the counter making whipped cream by hand and wearing that pink apron that doesn't even reach his knees

be glad he married you

also i bet he ordered those rubber oven mitts that look like dinosaur mouths

☆.｡.:* SUNA RINTAROU

whenever it's not yet volleyball season suna actually has an adequate amount of time on his hands at home and knowing how hard you work, he doesn't hesitate to take on the household chores for you

his twitter bio actually says 'part-time professional volleyball player, part-time malewife'

he has an emotional bond with the roomba that cleans the floors in your house. during cleaning day, suna would strap his phone to the roomba to play music

at one point he tried to make one of those refrigerator organizing tiktoks but having to hold his phone while placing the eggs in their container was just not optimal and he gave up

the one thing that gets him up in the morning is the prospect of making you lunch and i'm not saying he's obsessed with making your bento look aesthetic but... he is

he's taken five photos of your bento already and he STILL hasn't wrapped it up and you're standing by the door five minutes before your train is scheduled to leave impatiently tapping your foot

you forgive him though when it's lunch break and you're enjoying the breaded pork cutlets that malewife suna made for you

that is until he sends you a text asking if you could take pictures of your lunch for him to post on instagram

but being the famous pro-volleyball player that he is, the malewife side of his instagram comes under scrutiny by some of his followers (mostly men)

one of suna's lunchbox photos got a comment from a guy saying 'lol i bet ur wife earns more than u' thinking that it would upset him

suna responds by posting a screenshot of the comment beside a selfie of the two of you with him wearing the frilliest pink apron he could find at the department store and you kissing his cheek

the caption is "i bet your wife wishes you were me"

nice kill suna

this guy is pretty sneaky though and sometimes when you're rushing off to work, he'll sneak your umbrella out of your bag when he knows its gonna rain later in the day

and then when you call him saying that you 'forgot' your umbrella, suna is quick to offer going to where you work to pick you up

as much as he doesn't mind staying at home, he also misses you a lot and won't miss out on the opportunity to share an umbrella with you while walking home

☆.｡.:* SAKUSA KIYOOMI

i am most excited about this one ngl

sakusa was the kind of kid who grew up not completely bothered by doing chores (aka, a parent's dream). he always had the cleanest bedroom among his friends also those clean as you go practices he learned in kindergarten really stuck with him

when the two of you started living together it was honestly such a relief for you that he was the kind of guy who would do chores without complaining unlike the ones from your previous relationships

in fact he's actually a bit nitpicky when it's you doing the cleaning but the way sakusa automatically washes the dishes is hot so no complaints from you

during the off-season, like suna, sakusa uses the time to just chill and help out around the house especially since you tend to be busy with your job

he ends up being a regular at the nearby market and a lot of the shop-owners there can easily recognize his curly hair and face mask

since sakusa regularly goes to the same places when he runs his errands, he ends up drawing the attention of the other housewives from your neighborhood

an unlikely friendship is formed when this 6'2" pro volleyball player from the MSBY black jackals realizes that he's out of fabric softener and kindly asks a group of middle-aged housewives doing their laundry together if they can spare some

they've always been curious about sakusa and end up talking with him while they're all waiting for their laundry

immediately after he says 'my wife is busy so i just took over the chores at home', these ladies have adopted him into their group

it goes from doing laundry on thursdays to going grocery shopping together. at one point they even join a morning yoga class

the ladies are so impressed watching sakusa to do all the hardest poses. they even affectionately call him 'sakusa-chan'

sakusa isn't really a fan of gossip but whenever his new friends end up talking together he just can't help but Listen and now he's invested into the latest news regarding chiyo-san's no-good husband

☆.｡.:* IWAIZUMI HAJIME

this Man. a malewife through and through

it started out with him assuming the role of the Responsible One among his friends, especially whenever they have training camps

once, their club manager was home sick and there was no one else to make dinner so iwa just stepped up because how hard could it be?

his teammates are genuinely surprised at how good the curry he made is and now iwa's the designated cook every time they have training camps

when you guys started dating he'd often invite you over to his place to cook dinner for you (even more so if you had a college kid diet bf!iwa would make sure you're eating healthy)

even on days when he's working hard, he tries to come home early enough to make dinner for you guys as well as buying groceries and doing the laundry and watering the garden

we stan a multi-tasker

something he's always been really good at though is sewing and fixing clothes because he actually paid attention in home economics class

whenever you lose a button on your jacket or get a hole in your jeans, iwa's already offering his hand out and grabbing his sewing kit that's always in his bag

he actually embroidered a little heart on the inside of one of your shirt hems when he was fixing it but if you point it out he'll just be embarrassed

at one point iwa definitely picks up crocheting or knitting as a hobby and it helps him pass the time during long volleyball games

when you watch a volleyball game on television sometimes you'll catch a glimpse of iwa sitting behind the players on a bench knitting a multi-colored scarf in deep concentration

he becomes quite well-known for it and one time a tv interviewer finally decides to ask iwa about it and he just blushes and goes 'its for my wife'

cue a resounding 'awwww' from everyone watching

another of his little malewife tendencies is to be kind of addicted to home shopping network and just any gadget that can be used at home

if you happen to come home early you'll catch your husband sitting on the couch bent forward and intently watching an ad for a spinning mop

"honey, it's a spinning superdry mop!!" "we already have a mop!!"

he gets his revenge by explicitly asking for that mop for his birthday

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[twentymuleteamborax]

I definitely credit the driving gig with getting me out of the house which I think is probably the only thing keeping level and forward moving

I just never left the house ever before

#its that or buying a roomba so im forced to keep the floors clear of garbage #I took the day off and still went to the grocery store #a monumental feat