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taigahuskii · 2 years
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Horizon drawings and doodles of varying quality!
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myceliyolk · 1 month
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puppets I think Tumblr would like if they knew about them
Rattus Pamela Rattus from the Ferals
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erotic-grope-fest · 1 month
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Has this ever happened to you?
You’re moping around your wannabe punk aunt’s shambolic Chelsea flat, James Blake blaring, when you begin to feel a little peckish. You’re blessedly alone and go in search of a snack in the depths of the sofa.
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You’ve just caught yourself a nice, juicy rat, but before you can make that first swipe of your knife into the soft, warm, blood-filled neck, your imagination is flooded with delectable visions of blue eyes and bronze curls…
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...and you find yourself haunted, not by the wraiths of your ancestral Victorian manor house, but by a thirst you can’t ever seem to quench.
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Never again!
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*puts nerf gun to your head* wholesome NY hc’s :)
**dw you don’t actually have to**
Ahh New York my boyyy I'm so happy!! Sorry I didn't really see this earlier so I'm answering it kind of a lot later than when you sent it
Come to think of it, most of the hcs I've had for this adorable cat are actually angst-filled 😭😭 (sorry NY 🥲) so let's see what I've got...
Hmm okay so he's old, right? Like maybe not to the OG 13 but for the rest of the states he definitely acts like a grandpa without even meaning to. Gov has banned Vermont from having any maple syrup in the statehouse ever since a disastrous dentist trip? Oh no, who took him outside during the winter to make maple taffy?? What's that - he looked sad, New York? Hmm alrighttt thennn... ✨️✨️
Also I feel like he gives great hugs. Hugs from New York are rare but the best, so even through they're infrequent, they're to die for. Some of the younger states in the west have had physical brawls over who gets to cuddle with New York first when he's in a good mood. New York is amazing at comforting people, because despite the 'leave-me-alone-I-don't-care' attitude he displays, man's got a heart of gold and is wonderful at helping people stop crying.
Also he's not just good at hugging others. He himself loves being cuddled, but you'll never hear it from him. After a long tiring day of work (he is definitely a workaholic I don't even need to explain this about him), he goes up to the other NE states or Loui (because if you don't love Loui, then you're the problem - not him) and just curls up by their side like a cat (obviously). Whoever he chooses will usually just sit there in the silence and relax with him, since he doesn't talk much as it is - preferring to let his actions speak for themselves - so when he's tired there's no way you're hearing much from him.
He loves music. He tries to go at least once every weekend to the park and listen to his favourite punk rock songs (I don't know any so I can't give examples here) while feeding the pigeons there.
Speaking of pigeons, those creatures love him and he loves them. He could just be out on the street with another state and one of these birds will come up to him to perch on his shoulder. Also rats. This is, unsurprisingly, a major source of his arguments with the others but he will keep a few as pets all the time. He once tried to make a sanctuary dedicated solely to pigeons and rats. Following disasters unforeseen (only by him), he now sticks to bird-feeders in his balcony and keeping the occasional pocket-warmer rat in his jacket.
His black jacket is his favourite thing to wear. Unless he's going to an event wherein he absolutely feels it wouldn't be right to wear (and he should know, after all, since New York is recognised as the official capital of US fashion apparently - ignore this time's Fashion Week, we all have bad years), he will adorn it all the time. It's practically a part of his personality now; one of his defining features.
Another thing that he rarely ever opens is his red beanie (I'm ignoring his current outfits in recent videos, only other thing I really like is that grey T-shirt with "New York vs Everyone Else" or something like that. I hope to someday have a shirt like that but with my name instead). I'm not the first to say this but he has the fluffiest hair. He doesn't let many touch it, or touch him in general, but those who he cuddles up with when tired will unreservedly stroke his hair because it's so calming for both of them...but NY was not the one who said this.
Roses are a love language in themselves and he expressed his love with them. He knows exactly what each type of rose represents, and not only does he give them out to people accordingly, but he also helps the other states give someone they adore the right roses. He's even aided some of the states into their present relationships too. Flowers in general are also something he likes, and he even keeps a garden filled with them during the right seasons.
Also since the UN World Headquarters are located in New York, he gets along well with the other countries too, consequently keeping in touch with IDC a lot. I firmly believe that he was the one to teach her stuff like diplomacy and all that, just as I think he was the one who really taught Gov how to run a nation and make a country stronger. This doesn't really come in wholesome NY hcs exactly but I do have some thoughts about this so if you want me to I'll elaborate on them.
I didn't really have many wholesome headcannons either so I've given some other ones as well too hope that's fine. Thanks for your ask and do give me more in the future! I'd love to answer them! I really don't mind being asked for hcs.
Now put down the nerf gun you don't want to get hurt 🙃 /j
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Dr Finger's 007 Fest 2023 Masterpost - @teamofvillains
First things first, who is Dr Finger?
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Watch parties / events attended:
Casino Royale
Skyfall
Spectre
No Time To Die
Knives Out
Glass Onion
Mythbusters: James Bond special part 1
Sound of James Bond concert
Behind the scenes of Bond
London Spy (5 episodes)
00QAD Chat Night
Works Beta'd:
James Bond TinyFics Meme for @light-of-luinil
Together for @00furby from the @mi6-cafe prompt exchange
Headcanons:
Paloma is Felix's Daughter
Felix takes 00QAD to the July 4th cookout
James Bond's cleaning lady Fran
The MI6 Squad loves rice
Tanner Tuesday: this punk is a rat
Bond Villain Fashion (no-point event)
00QAD go visit Kincade (collab with @kitten-kin)
Bond characters as La Croix flavors: part 1 and part 2 (collab with @00furby)
Rec Lists:
Inception/James Bond crossover fics
Memes:
"Fingering" the Bond films
Scavenger Hunt:
Team of Villains linked haiku (team points accrued not individual)
Other:
RIP - My memories of @tentacletenshi: a special event hosted by @teamcivilian for our departed friend.
Per the official team points spreadsheet, Dr Finger has amassed a total of 1031 points (my highest ever, because for the first time in six years I counted the right way! and maybe this was one of my more laid back summers, which helps)
Massive thank you to our captain @3nigm4art, and our cheerleaders @light-of-luinil and @emiliasilverova. Honored to have you as my friends!
To my fellow plotters of evil and @teamdoubleoh, @teamqbranch, and @teamcivilian: please don't forget to schedule all your works to get reblogged throughout the year. We will have more time to give more love. Tumblr mobile in particular can schedule posts several years out! So utilize that feature!
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kidstemplatte · 5 months
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matchmaking event #1
request:
1.pronouns/identity - she/her, afab
2. I don't know my mbti/enneagram anymore, but I'm mostly introverted, have a small close circle of friends I spend my time with, but also a larger group of good peeps that I know and get along with. Very intuitive, don't like drama (but sometimes I just want that tea spilled!), I can take time to warm up to people. Homebody who likes the not-so-rare spontaneous adventure for a day trip, somewhat nerdy but also punk rock/witchy aesthetic. Secretly spicy and ready to fight if needed y Don't necessarily like to take the lead but often have to because no one else will (Personality and brief is hard - there's layers like an ogre!)
3. Hobbies - knitting/crafting, writing, photography, watching TV/movies, tarot, spending time with my dog/ animals. Sitting with my friends watching shows and just chilling.
Marvel over DC. I have too many hobbies.
4. Pet peeves - Drunks are annoying, as are ultra-conservatives. People calling me on my phone, especially without warning ( don't use it for that! Lol)
5. Appearance - dark hair, blue eyes, average height, curvy/plus size.
𓂃 ˖ ִֶָ𐀔 your match is…
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Copia!!!
-you and copia are the worlds biggest couch potatoes together
-as we know copia loves movies and is a bit of a dork so he is more than willing to sit down and watch marvel movies with you.
-i feel like he’s a DC person just cause he’s a little more old school but he likes the comics haha
-you two talk through movies with eachother, him sharing his favorites with you, and you with him
-he loves your animals.
-he talks to them like they’re people
-and when he’s alone, gives them each voices and talks back as them.
^when you catch him doing that he is mortified but it’s adorable haha
-doesn’t know much about tarot but he will ask for a reading just to hear you talk
-he’ll even ask to listen in on other people’s readings just because he’s so in awe of your knowledge
-he really appreciates your intuition because it helps in his decision making, he’s not the most decisive person and your input always makes him feel secure, he trusts your sense of right and wrong <3
-you and copia gossip the house down in private but once someone tries to involve either of you it’s a harsh no.
-copia knows you’re not a fan of calling and he respects that. but simultaneously, he texts you all the time. it’s not like he even expects you to text back, it feels like he’s just taking notes in your conversation. also uses a trillion emojis because boomer.
-since you’re a good photographer and that’s not exactly his forte he’ll send you the world’s worst pictures to get a laugh out of you. very dramatically set up. spends 15 minutes learning how to use the countdown feature on the camera app and add filters, then sends you a black and white picture of him dramatically looking out the window. nothing is in focus. he’s like halfway in the frame. or he’ll sneak selfies from under the table during meetings which makes the angle hilarious.
-if you two are staying fairly sober at a party together, you are like the parents of the group, making sure a ghoul doesn’t pass out on the floor or terzo doesn’t start dancing on top of a table (again)
-if he’s drunk, he tries not to act drunk because he doesn’t want to get on your nerves but it’s honestly adorable cause he’s really bad at it
-asks you to make things for his rats with your crafting and knitting skills.
i hope you had fun reading!!! you sound like a lovely person ❤️
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fdelopera · 10 months
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Anon who asked about the comic, thanks for the info! I was already kind of suspicious when I heard about the comic, but was hoping maybe they'd get it right. I hadn't realized that was the concept they went with, and that description of Marc's "mental health" made me grimace.
Even apart from the deep ableism of refusing to write a system as a system, I think it says quite a lot about a writer's skill set that they can't manage to write three protagonists. You would think any writer would jump at the chance to write three well-rounded characters that could approach any topic from such vastly different perspectives.
The fact that they can't/won't, and don't seem to know what to do with it, says...a lot.
totally agree, Anon! any quality writer worth their salt would jump at the chance to write an engaging story about headmates in a system! authors who fixate on one headmate to the exclusion of the others demonstrate their own ableism and bias against people with DID/OSDD.
i say "quality writer" … because David Pepose has already demonstrated himself to be, well, not that.
he's written for Moon Knight before. he co-authored volume II, issue 2 of Moon Knight: Black, White and Blood, "A Hard Day's Knight".
it was .. decent. not great. certainly doesn't hold a candle to the best of Lemire or Mackay. it did feature a conversation between headmates that had a few insightful moments, especially where Marc was concerned.
but his story fell apart in the way he wrote about MK System's Judaism. these two panels in particular.
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there are a few problems with this. a couple are relatively minor, but one is egregious.
first, this is a clunky, uncanny valley way to say, "this character is Jewish". no Jewish person in the history of ever has said, "well, back in Hebrew school" as as way to measure time. i was shocked to learn in his interview that Pepose was actually proud of writing that line. there are so many better ways he could have written about their Jewishness in his comic. for instance, since Mackay in his run has established Jake as being more observant, perhaps he could have mentioned needing to clean up the blood before they go to shul.
also, in the comics, the Spector family are Orthodox, so Marc and Randall wouldn't have gone to Hebrew School, which in the US is an after school program for Reform and Conservative Jewish kids. Orthodox families usually send their kids to yeshiva. Pepose is Jewish, so he should have known this.
but the worst part of these panels is that Jake compares the "punks" he dealt with in Hebrew School (i.e. Jewish kids) to a demonic rat creature called The Vermin, that … let's just say it, commits blood libel. this creature kidnaps and eats children.
it is absolutely inexcusable for a Jewish author to have written this. not to mention, the artwork makes it even worse, since the way the Vermin is drawn echoes antisemitic caricatures of Jewish people.
so … i'll buy Pepose's series for Layla, but i'm not happy that he's the one writing it.
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sinfullyrosey · 1 year
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I Rank TWST Characters Based on Whether or Not I Find Them Physically Attractive or Not (Not Clickbait)
Eventually I’ll collect the braincells to finish one of my many x reader fic drafts and post it. But for now, watch me shallowly judge TWST characters and rank them based on my own specific tastes. Yes, you are free to judge and share your own thoughts. I love being told I’m wrong.~ uwu
All characters are 18+
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Explanations under the read more. Yes, there is a method to my madness.
‘Cause the tier list didn’t include them, Neige is in Tier 5 and Che’nya is in Tier 4.
And good lord I ended up rambling way more then intended. I should have just said I find them pretty or ugly and called it a day. Guess that single exhausted braincell really was working overtime for this.
Tier 1 - My Own Personal Tastes
Says it right there on the tin. The loves of my life jk jk
Honestly, I don’t even know where to start with these? I just find these boys really pretty and attractive... I tend to lean towards males with longer hair (Jamil & Idia) and animalistic traits like sharp teeth or ears (Jack, Idia, & Jade). I especially love Jade and Idia’s smiles, both are so creepy, but I’m the weirdo that’s into that. I also have a thing for body marks like freckles and moles (Azul) and actually find some short guys to be cute (Riddle). There’s also the elephant in the room that is my monster lover self that’s into a wide range of non-human creatures; Jack being a wolf beastman, Jade being an eel mermaid, Azul being a cecaelia, and even Jamil having serpent traits and Idia being not entirely human what with his Hades-inspired undead aesthetic.
Most of it just boils down to aesthetics  in their design and the fact that most of them, aside for Riddle, has some kind of in-human quality to them. There are other factors at play, but those are the main ones.
Tier 2 - They’re Attractive, But Lack Spice
Basically, I also find them to be very attractive, but they don’t quite hit those specific tastes when it comes to their overall design. Usually it’s because they either lack something or a certain trait throws off the whole design for me. Like Kalim sharing many traits I like in Jamil, but having other traits that hold him back (having shorter hair, having too much going on with his design, having a more childish demeanor, etc.). Epel is very pretty in a superficial way, and I’ve always loved characters with lavender hair, but he looks too young at times and is working on becoming more manly, which will ruin his more delicate features in my opinion.
Silver is like an older version of Epel, but with silver hair and a knightly aesthetic, but he also always looks to angry, which makes him unapproachable. Ruggie is pretty cute to me with a roughish edge (and I just want to pet his adorable ears, please), but I can’t get past how malnourished his design makes him look sometimes due to the oversized clothes. Sebek has a very unique design, being half-human, half-fae, but similar to Silver, he usually looks so angry and stern. He has a beautifully mirthful smile and I just wish they’d show off his chompers more!
Tier 3 - They Have Their Moments
They’re only attractive in very specific instances that usually heighten certain physical traits of theirs. This can include a wardrobe change, a certain facial expression, a scenario, etc. I don’t quite find them attractive on their own, but rather, only when it’s in tandem with something else. Malleus looked best in the trailer for the game when he’s floating out of his coffin. He looked dark, mysterious, yet dangerously alluring. But in game, he kind of resembles a rat, what with his weird mullet hair. Rook and Floyd both pull off the dangerous predatory, yet attractive vibe, but ultimately are only portrayed as quirkily scary in the game (i.e. they kind of look like creeps/psychos). Lilia has his whole Gothic punk thing going on, which is fine, especially when he acts more wild and playful. However, I kind of wish he had a “true form” where he actually looked older/was taller, instead of looking younger than the rest of the cast. Yeah, it’s funny in theory, but doesn’t give him much attractive points.
Tier 4 - Average Joe
On a surface level, they would be considered attractive to some, but ultimately don’t have anything that really separates them from others. For me, it’s that one or two traits ended up holding them back from breaking the mold, or they have traits that tend to be overused and thus, makes me feel like I’ve seen them before in other characters.
If Leona was darker skinned and his overall design really leaned into the feral lion look, he would be higher. If Divus had more canine-features like fangs or something, he’d be higher. Deuce looks like a generic anime protagonist, but a good color scheme going. Che’nya is just another Disney cheshire neko boy with a quirky design. Sam needs a rework on his color scheme and should have more skull face paint (yes, even more so than the original JPN ver.) And as for Vil, I really think they should have given him a different hairstyle. I’m sorry, but I just can’t stand his hair color and style. It reminds me of an onion.
Tier 5 - Not My Thing, but They’re Not Ugly
I don’t find them ugly, but I really do not care for how they look. Nothing about their designs are appealing to me in that way, but I can see why others would. Cater, Ace, and Trey don’t have anything with their design that stands out to me. The closest thing was Ace’s Ghost Wedding attire and slicked back hair, but it was only a one time thing, hence why he’s not in Tier 3. As for Prof. Trein, for an older gentleman, he still looks fairly good. He has a refined look to him and is well kempt, but I’m not into older dude���s like that, so no. Neige is cute and definitely captures Snow White’s vibe, but his outfit is just all over the place to me and contrast so much.
Tier 6 - ew
They’re just ugly. I’m sorry, but they’re just so unappealing to me why do some people find them attractive I just-?! Crowley is so weird looking to me, which is disappointing ‘cause I love bird-related designs and he had the potential but ended up looking like an unkempt, Gothic carnival reject, instead! Yes, I’ve seen the fanart with his mask off and I still find him unattractive. As for Vargas, I’ve just never been into the muscley type of men with the strong chiseled face.
Other
Grim and Lucius are literal cats and and I can’t see Ortho as anything but a little brother (yes, I’m aware he’s around the 1st years age). He probably would fit under Tier 2 if he wasn’t so baby.
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Music Spotlight: Karly Hartzman of Wednesday
Wednesday is a band from Asheville, North Carolina. Their new album Rat Saw God is out now alongside a video for single “Quarry." Get to know vocalist Karly Hartzman below.
How did you get started in music?
I started singing in front of people for the first times at my synagogue and in a community theater production of Wizard of Oz. Then I was in a pop punk band for a little while but I had a really hard time getting into that music. When I started writing my own songs under the Wednesday moniker was when I finally felt like I had the relationship with performing music I always wanted.
What is the story behind your band name?
Just liked the word! I kind of don’t like to think of titles for too long since I think so intensely about lyrics. Did a similar thing with the album title, just went with something that felt right and didn’t think on it more than a split second pretty much. 
Can you tell us about your new album Rat Saw God and what you hope people take away from it?
It is an album for rats by rats. I hope people hear this album and see that stories of the people who live in the American South have beautiful and complicated lives that are worth sharing and remembering.
Dream collaboration(s)?
Oh lord… I’m kinda nervous to meet most of my heroes. I have a tendency to clam up and really make a fool of myself. Lucinda Williams would be incredible. PJ Harvey obvi but I would shit my pants on sight. 
One thing you can't go on the road without?
Anxiety medication 
What’s the funniest photo that you have on your phone (either share or describe it)?
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I’m really obsessed with this photo of my band mates piss drunk at a bar after our show in LA. My phone did this weird background erasing thing when I tried to put it on here?? Kinda goofy! 
Lightning round! Describe each of the following in one word: Who you are, what you value the most, and what you’d be if you were a food item.
Who you are: Dummyhead
What you value the most: Homeostasis
What you'd be if you were a food item: Artichoke
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Come join the band at TV Eye in Ridgewood, Queens this Saturday, April 8th, for Mr. Rat’s Flea Market featuring 11 vendors from New York, Asheville, Philadelphia, Baltimore, New Jersey, and LA.
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fizzle-faz · 7 months
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You often found yourself in Donnie’s lab. You aren’t sure how you kept ending up there, considering there was always shit going on all throughout the rest of the lair and whatever hell broke loose on the surface. Though at the moment, Donnie and you were the only conscious creatures under the city. Donnie’s sleeping schedule was absolute dogshit, and since you knew you’d end up not sleeping anyway, you stayed with him. Most of the time you just watched, and now was no different. He didn’t mind having you around, but would never voice such.
“Hey Dontron,” you began, staring him down as he tinkered with some invention. “You wanna play Mario Kart?” He stopped and looked up at you, confusion plastered to his features. He quickly shook any emotion from his face and went back to work.
“No. I’ve told you before, I have to finish this project.” You consistently tried to get him to stop working and just watch a cheesy horror film from the 80s, or play video games together and drink coffee, but he refused as often as you offered. He looked up again, visible annoyance growing. “And don’t try to talk me into it again. I’m not in the mood.”
You frowned, narrowing your eyes. You turned around, placing a hand dramatically on your chest. Donnie couldn’t see it, but there was a smug grin spread wide across your face.
“Oh you’re right, dear Donatello. Gaming with a master like myself could never be in store for a turtle like you. You certainly wouldn’t want to have your ass handed to you by me again now, would you?” You blinked open an eye, watching him closely out of your peripheral vision.
His eye twitched and he instantly dropped his screwdriver. He glared up at you, basically staring though your soul.
“I’m not falling for your pitiful trickery. You are the one who constantly loses and we both know it.” Donnie picked his tool back up and went back to work. What he was working on was a mystery to anyone whose IQ wasn’t ninety points north of genius.
“Mhm. You’re just terrified of losing. Some fear of yours?” Time for your favorite game: annoy the living hell out of Donnie until he plays video games with you.
“Oh? Is that what you think it is? Fine then, I’ll play your stupid game, and I won’t lose to your dumb ass either,” he retorted, storming past you. He muttered to himself in annoyance, blazing scowl prominent on his face. His feet loudly hit the concrete as he went for the door. He grabbed you by the sleeve and dragged you out of the lab, tossing you and your shit-eating grin into their “common area.” It was surprisingly comfortable for being a cement pit in a sewer, but not incredibly. You landed in the pit with a thud. A satisfied thud.
“Mhm. You’re toootally gonna beat me,” you shot back sarcastically. Donnie semi-violently tossed a controller at you. You didn’t catch it, but he was never violent enough to actually hurt you. He’s too smart for that. You came to the lair often enough to have a controller reserved as “yours.” You didn’t own it, per se, but you used it every time you played on the Switch, and only you. This was a strange, fucked-up family of ninja turtle mutants, their half alien sister, some random punk, and a rat—but it was your family now too.
“You’re always such a pain in the ass…” Donnie scoffed, grabbing his usual controller as well. He slumped down next to you as the Nintendo booted up. He huffed out an angry sigh, staring dead ahead. You both slipped the controller straps onto your wrists. They were a fun new addition, token of Raph’s Mikey-induced black eye (which then led Mikey to having a Raph-induced black eye.)
You shot him a toothy, pompous leer, which only ticked him off more. He bumped into you with his shoulder, shoving your smug ass away from him. His attention zipped back to the television the moment the game loaded. He was under no circumstances going to lose to you. You, being the smug bastard you are, crossed your legs with a flourish and sighed, your mere breath teeming with drama.
“Oh? Is that fear on you I smell? Sweet, sweet Donnie, oh what a fool you are to face me,” you crowed, leaning your back against him. You could feel his body tense at the touch, but he didn’t bother objecting to it. He rolled his eyes, attempting to focus fully on the bright screen before you. It was around the fabricated time of 4 in the morning, the only nearby lighting the TV.
You both played as your usual characters. Donnie made sure you could never unsee Rosalina being a girl boss terrifying goddess of death, and you made Donnie unable to not see Waluigi as some strange queer man who made terrible jokes with the humor of a twelve year old.
When the game was about to begin finally, the two of you stiffened, sitting with hunched over posture and rigid forms. The very millisecond you could, you both hauled ass forward, bashing ruthlessly against whatever or whoever you needed to. Which in truth was mostly each other, but still. No one was safe from your driving wrath. The intense silence in the air air was thick enough to cut, broken only by cartoony game sound affects and your harsh breaths.
You were finally able to strike a lucky block not even a second before Donnie, you managed to regain lead. His breath stopped in his throat at being shoved into second.
“Oh dude- a banana peel!? Really?” Donnie criticized I’m frustration, glowering at you for a split second.
Your heated gaming and “mature” trash talk continued for maybe another hour or two before you were both worn to the bone. The two of you had ended up laying down facing the TV, ankles overlapping each other. At some point you’d gotten cold and grabbed about a million blankets, building a small temple over and around you and Donnie. Both of you could feel your eyes drooping, your skills slowly becoming drowsy and weak.
“Hey.”
“What the hell do you want?” Donnie was exhausted, but not in the slightest less salty than before. A smug smirk grew on your face. You would turn to face the mutant, if there weren’t a massive heap of blankets covering both of you.
“I beat your sorry ass,” you taunted, sticking your tongue out. The turtle couldn’t see any of your expressions, but you could do whatever the hell you wanted. Donnie’s foot hit you in the back of the shin.
“Oh fuck you…” you could almost hear his eye roll. He yawned, causing you to yawn as well.
“No you.” A very mature response from a very mature person. You pulled a blanket over your nose. Your game had timed out by now, the screen frozen in place like a nightlight now. You could feel your eyelids beginning to fall shut.
“Ugh. I’m gonna end you one of these days,” Donnie scoffed out. He yawned again, not being able to stop it. He let his arms fall out to his sides, Nintendo controller clattering softly beside him, not even partially laced with his fingers anymore. “I hate you, you know that?”
“Mhm.” You replied sleepily. You were both moments away from sweet sweet unconsciousness. “Love you too, loser.”
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A random one shot I made at like. 5 to 7 AM. AO3 liked it so I might as well put it here as well. I have not played Mario Kart since I was six so ignore any inaccuracies.
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koyoba · 1 month
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Happy OC Valentine's! 💖
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Several days ago I was prompted to doodle all of my OC couples, so I went ahead and did so! And why not share 'em today :D Though I'm still missing a couple shared OC pairs 😭 Featuring both the clean version and the special commentary version.
Couples from top to bottom, left to right:
Matas & Sae [M/M] childhood friends from the same village on an adventure together
Slice & L.P. [M/M] a vampire punk rock singer and his DJ boyfriend
Nils & Ori [M/M] a young and curious civil servant and the grouchy old potter who lives up in the mountains
Dagim & Etefu [M/M] an aloof temple acolyte and the wandering bard who won't seem to leave him alone
Azucar & Shio [NB/M] mad scientist double special; the self-experimenting geneticist and the pathologist who loathes them; "If I die, please don't let anyone else dissect me."
Helori & Darsian [NB/M] half-elf priest and their human husband, the village baker; extremely married; a lifelong love...but as long as whose life?
Marisol & Aibel [F/F] the pirate captain of a large armada and the sweet young scullery maid she rescued from a life of tragedy
Mogwa & Cipa [F/NB] a cruel goddess and the shapeshifter who challenged her so doggedly they ascended to godhood as well
Verin & Luna [F/F] a potionsmaster and a conjurer both working as instructors at a magical academy; they share a dark past they don't speak about
Path & Elmyra [F/F] a fiery tiefling cleric and a taciturn yuan-ti monk both serving the same once-dead and now recently-revived serpent goddess; relationship status: It's Complicated
And the few I didn't get a chance to include:
Xoazul & Noakl [M/NB] a GW2 salad couple! a Priory researcher elementalist and his warrior dearheart he duped into joining the organization as well
Zeiunn & Klilim [M/M] another GW2 pair; just a couple of Vigil science rats, the brave-hearted warrior and absent-minded engineer
Marjani & Fiam [F/F] a demon blacksmith and her horn carver gf
And there's plenty of other minor ones, aha~ The three above as well as Azu & Shio are all shared ships with my partner, and Elmyra is an NPC in my friend's game o/
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micah10isnttaken · 1 month
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2/13/24 - School Sketches :)
Featuring: Emily Kaldwin (& a concept of a high chaos emily mask, where she adopts corvo’s visage of death) Wraith Apex Legends😧
Along with Morsel & Sera-Phim from my sci fci post apoc dark comedy cosmic horror story im writing :3
Morsel: The eclectic sewer scavenger, and apathetic amnesiac. Only remembers the sewers so no social skills and a “bond” with rats.
Sera-Phim: Two consciousnesses in one body, the active mind controls the body and the observing mind controls the companion bot. Sera And Phim have a kinda wreck less & nurturing dynamic, while Phim is a punk who has no regard for himself or others; Sera is an aspiring medic who will always put others before themself.
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doatk-revote · 1 year
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ROUND 1 MATCH 8: HAMOOD HABIBI VS THE EIFFEL TOWER
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(VICTIM 09 - HAMOOD HABIBI)
I hate this little stupid kid! He reminds me of my rat bastard little brother Manny.
Arabian media, arabfunny, and anything featured on the Hamood Habibi wiki (Khallik Behalak, Arabian Nights, 🎤🐢)
Sandbox titles & weird Minecraft videos (Minecraft, Terraria, Roblox)
Music popularized or frequently used on TikTok (Buttercup, Peaches, Dance Monkey)
Praise, sleep, waking up, clapping, terms of endearment, & bizzare or uncanny CGI (What A Beutiful Name, Blinding Lights, Honey, Honey)
(VICTIM 13 - THE EIFFEL TOWER)
I hate french people
French artists, house & culture (Justice, Daft Punk, Mr. Oizo)
Music by Eiffel 65 (Blue (Da Ba Dee), Move Your Body, Back in Time)
Music relating to buildings, landmarks, monuments, & specific locations (Castle On The Hill, Hotel Room Service, Tour Eiffel Sidérale)
Splatoon (Splattack!, Into the Light, Inkoming!)
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checkthreetimes · 7 months
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𝗦𝘁𝗲𝘃𝗲 𝗛𝗮𝗿𝘄𝗲𝗹𝗹 — 𝗔 𝗧𝗿𝗶𝗯𝘂𝘁𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗦𝗺𝗮𝘀𝗵 𝗠𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵 𝗦𝗶𝗻𝗴𝗲𝗿 𝗪𝗵𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗱𝗲 𝗨𝘀 𝗔𝗹𝗹 𝗕𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘀
The world of rock music has lost one of its brightest stars. Steve Harwell, the lead singer and co-founder of Smash Mouth, passed away on Monday, September 4, 2023, at his home in Boise, Idaho. He was 56 years old. His manager confirmed that he died of liver failure, a condition that he had been battling for a long time. Harwell was not only a talented singer, but also a pop culture icon. He was famous for his distinctive voice and charismatic personality, as well as his hit songs such as "All Star" and "I'm a Believer". He had an amazing career in the music industry, spanning over three decades and selling over 10 million albums worldwide with his band. He also had a colorful life, marked by his passion for music.
He was born on January 9, 1967, in Santa Clara, California. He grew up in San Jose, where he developed an interest in rap music and joined a group called F.O.S. (Freedom of Speech). He later switched to rock music and formed Smash Mouth with his friend Kevin Coleman, along with Greg Camp and Paul De Lisle. Harwell was influenced by various artists, such as Elvis Presley, The Beatles, The Beach Boys, and The Clash.
Harwell and his bandmates started their career in 1994, playing at local venues and festivals. They caught the attention of a radio station that played their demo songs, which led to a record deal with Interscope Records. Their debut album, Fush Yu Mang , was released in 1997 and featured their first hit single, "Walkin' on the Sun", which reached number one on the Billboard Modern Rock Tracks chart and number two on the Hot 100 chart.
Their second album, Astro Lounge , was released in 1999 and became their most successful album to date. It contained their signature song, "All Star", which topped the charts in several countries and became a pop culture phenomenon. The song was featured in the soundtrack of the animated film Shrek , as well as other movies and TV shows. It also earned them a Grammy nomination for Best Pop Performance by a Duo or Group. Another popular song from the album was "I'm a Believer", a cover of The Monkees' classic song, which also appeared in Shrek .
Smash Mouth continued to release more albums in the 2000s and 2010s, such as Get the Picture? , The Gift of Rock , Summer Girl , Magic , and Rise and Shine . They experimented with different genres and styles, such as ska punk, reggae, country, and disco. They also collaborated with other artists, such as Baha Men, Eddie Money, J.D. McPherson, and Caravan Palace. Harwell also pursued a solo career, releasing two songs for the animated film Pororo: The Racing Adventure in 2013.
Harwell received many accolades and achievements for his music career. He won several awards from MTV, Billboard , Teen Choice , ASCAP , BMI , and others. He also performed at various events and venues around the world, such as the Super Bowl XXXVII halftime show, the World Series , the Olympic Games , Disneyland , and Carnegie Hall . He also appeared on several TV shows and movies, such as The Surreal Life , Rat Race , American Idol , Dancing with the Stars , Family Guy , Kim Possible , Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated , and SpongeBob SquarePants .
He died on September 4, 2023, after being in hospice care for final stage chronic liver failure. He is survived by his wife Michelle Laroque Harwell.
Harwell will be remembered as one of the most influential singers of his generation.
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loveofdetail · 4 months
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now that i've been mainlining the new health album for two days i've put together a rough preliminary list of my fave albums of 2023:
Radical Romantics by Fever Ray (synthpop)
Dogsbody by Model/Actriz (noise rock, dance punk)
93696 by Liturgy (experimental metal)
Salesforce by Lauren Bousfield (glitch, breakcore)
Úpal by Kostnatění (black metal)
The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We by Mitski (indie, americana)
Rat Wars by HEALTH (electro-industrial)
Harvest by mmph (deconstructed club, korean folk fusion?)
When No Birds Sang by Full of Hell & Nothing (atmospheric sludge?)
ive seen a way by Mandy, Indiana (post-industrial)
Fawn/Brute by Katie Gately (art pop)
Chiaroscuro by Closet Witch (grindcore)
The Grey In Between by Jeromes Dream (screamo)
All of This Is Chance by Lisa O'Neill (contemporary Irish folk)
murmuring chasms of nostalgia by seventh stitch (future garage)
Sisyphus by Golden Features (prog house)
No Highs by Tim Hecker (ambient)
Systemic by Divide and Dissolve (drone metal)
绿帽 Green Hat by Tzusing (industrial techno)
Drain by Troller (darkwave)
I Don't Want You Anymore by Cherry Glazerr (alt rock)
the order is defo gonna change by the time i "finalize" this in mid january but i think the top four are basically locked in
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THE MUPPET BOARDING HOUSE
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The Muppet Boarding House is the dwelling place of the Muppets in Muppets from Space. The building is located on 44 Bronson Lane in Hensonville. The two-story house features a basement laboratory where Dr. Bunsen Honeydew conducts his experiments. There is only one bathroom.
Gonzo and Rizzo the Rat are roommates, but it is not clear which others share rooms. The meals are communal served by The Swedish Chef. Carter serves as the boarding house butler. Sam the Eagle puts the Chickens through an exercise routine. Statler and Waldorf often relax on the front porch.
The house exteriors were filmed in Wilmington, North Carolina.
The Muppets live together in a similar "Muppet Mansion" in the 1988 Magic Pen Painting Book.
Residents of The Muppet Boarding House
*Kermit the Frog
*Miss Piggy
*Gonzo
*Fozzie Bear
*Pepe the King Prawn
*Rizzo the Rat
*Statler and Waldorf
*Sam the Eagle
*Dr. Teeth
*Floyd Pepper
*Animal
*Janice
*Zoot
*Rowlf the Dog
*Clifford
*Dr. Bunsen Honeydew
*Beaker
*The Swedish Chef
*Baab the Sheep
*Lew Zealand
*Beauregard
*Scooter
*Robin the Frog
*Johnny Fiama
*Sal Minella
*Link Hogthrob
*Bean Bunny
*Carter
*Chip
*Sweetums
*Crazy Harry
*Chickens
*Penguins
*Zippity Zap
*Zippity Zap's Mom
*A nurse
*A punk rocker
*A Moose Head
*A Cow
*A Horse
*Some Sheep
*Some Fish
Pictures of the Muppet Boarding House
Interior
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Exterior
As it appeared in 1999
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As it appeared in 2012
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