Was anyone going to tell me that the “forgotten god of the post office” in Discworld was named Fedecks, or was I just supposed to find out on my own at 1:30AM and be HAUNTED WITH THAT KNOWLEDGE ALL DAY LONG?!?
all my morning plans went out the window 'cause I got an email saying I need to sign for my laptop at 10:30 am and I KNOW that if I step out of my house for 5 seconds the FedEx guy will appear at my door 2 hours early, knock once, and then flee, taking my laptop with him. That's how these things go.
I was a delivery man for FedEx but when I realized I didn’t know how to drive, I lost my ability to drive in the dream. I was barely able to drive the truck home and when I went inside to tell my mom what had happened, I heard someone trying to steal the truck and went back outside to stop them. They easily knocked me to the ground, pulled out a gun, and took off their mask revealing themselves to be Rick Astley before shooting me.