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death-by-sc0tland · 8 months
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on-screen lovers and off-screen besties is literally the best dynamic ever
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hellyeahsickaf · 2 months
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When I say "I can't do that" what I'm not saying is:
I don't feel interested in doing that
I don't care enough to
I'm too good to be doing that
I don't think you deserve that of me
I'm not in the mood to do that
Not now, I'll do it later
Maybe
If that's what I meant, that's what I would say
What I am saying is:
It will negatively affect me in ways I can't afford
I simply can't physically fucking do that
I can't risk the potentially severe consequences I may experience if I overestimate my ability to do that
And if I explain that I am unable to do that, it is not an invitation to:
Tell me how much my disability hurts your feelings
Ask if I'm sure
Interrogate me because you believe yourself to be the judge of how unwell is unwell enough
Put words in my mouth ("why don't you care?")
Tell me how easy it would be
Remind me of how many other things I've been unable to do. I keep the score more than you do
Accuse me of exaggerating or faking to avoid doing it
Ask me again shortly
Make assumptions about additional explanations. (I must be mad at you, I must not care about this)
Offer compensation in return ("I can pay you" "we can do something you want to do after" "I'll get you something you like")
Ask what it would take for me to suddenly be capable of doing it
Tell me how you do things you have to do when when you're tired and then you can just rest and recover. I am not like you
Remind me of a time I was able to do that. Either I had more spoons or was less severely disabled if at all.
Say that if I was well enough to do X today, I should be able to do this as well. Energy doesn't work that way. Are you capable of running 8 miles right this minute just because you were okay to work a 10 hour shift today? That's what I thought
Suggest simply doing it a certain way ("take your time", "do it sitting down", "we can stop and take breaks", "just take your painkillers", etc)
But it is an invitation to:
Leave me the fuck alone about it 💕
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sorry but crime stories are only valid when they star…Him.
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mushroompoisoning · 1 month
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when I'm in a whimpering competition and my opponent is the male lead of a horror podcast
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starlightrows · 9 months
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Fanfic writer affirmations
• My writing is for my enjoyment first, and the rest of the world second
• My interpretation and characterization is just as valid as anyone else’s
• The worth of my writing is not measured in likes
• My writing is good and adds value to the fandom
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plaguedocboi · 2 years
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I’m listening to the radio at work and I’m officially declaring it illegal to write any more songs about romance and sex and breakups. There are too many. Song topics from now on can include but are not limited to:
Wizards
Pirates
Unusual weather phenomenon
Ghosts
The horror of vast empty spaces
How much you love your silly little cat when you pap him on the head and he says mrrp
A really good cup of coffee
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trashmakerarticle · 4 months
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Batfam as cats
Tim: Tim vs Tim (he’s fighting his intrusive thoughts)
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Dick: he found the photos that Bruce kept
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Damian: he’s cute but will bite
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Barbra: shh she’s working
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Cass: she lurking
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Steph: she says hi
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Jason: he will hurt you if you interrupt his read time again
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Duke: he did smth and you’ll never know what it is. It will be the mystery that will haunt you.
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Bruce: I’m Batman
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Part two
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red-space-ace · 1 year
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Summary of Limited Life Thus Far:
Skizzleman and the terrible, horrible, no good, very bad day
Scar and Bdubs Cannot Stop making innuendos
Chekov's flammable wooden mansion
Cleo adopts two idiots
four grown men repeatedly fail at cow farming
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lovesaghost · 8 months
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My favorite ship dynamic? People who constantly make fun of each other but will rip out the throat of anyone else who says something even remotely mean about the other
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evilkaeya · 5 months
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15 Dazai's Google search history:
- quickest way to die
- easiest way to die
- am I gay
- can a kick turn you gay
- death without pain
- how to convince someone to be your dog forever
- hatsune miku world is mine
- does holding hands mean dating?
- boys kissing
- hatsune miku rolling girl
- crab price
- cheapest canned crab
- how to get away with shoplifting
- top 10 sad songs
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tuziehr · 18 days
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me whenever i see a doomed/tragic/angsty sibling dynamic
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occudo · 3 months
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Can anyone help me decide something
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andrastes-strap-on · 1 year
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Varric is the most character of all time and I can’t get over him
He’s a business man. He hates his parents. He has a crossbow named after the woman he loves. She made him the crossbow. It’s so powerful nobody can know. He writes crime novels. For a while his only friends were bisexuals. He’s famous. He’s a wanted criminal. He once organised an underground expedition/treasure hunt. He writes porn. His best friend went to magic hell. His other best friend has one arm. He works for a powerful religious organisation. He runs a spy network. He’s mayor of his hometown. He’s killed dragons. He refuses to cover his chest. He won’t sleep with you. He can turn invisible. His brother lost his mind. He’s four feet tall. He’s confused by chocolate. He was kidnapped by the church police.
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shhhitscoffeetime · 6 months
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i love you open access libraries i love you sci hub i love you lib gen and all your pseudo names i love you zlib i love you second hand book shop with textbook section i love you friend from other uni who has access to their library i love you internet friend with PDFs i love you well orgnaised google drive full of books i love you internet archive i love you libby i love you state library with the only physical copy of my textbook i love you tumblr mutual with book hyperfixation i love you discord library pdf horders i love you anna's archive i love you friends who never clear out your downloads folder
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roi-des-aulnes · 2 years
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I saw this post and I've drawn some conclusions.
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devildom-doll · 11 months
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Asmo moodboard for not having a 2023 birthday event.
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