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impulsivejun · 7 days
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Round 6 man😩
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YELLOWJACKETS: 110. Sic Transit Gloria Mundi ➙ 206. Qui  
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kuroko-no-cuties · 2 months
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How Kuroko and Akashi would react to their girlfriend calling them a short king 👑
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AKASHI…
Would completely freeze at his desk. He’d slowly turn his thankfully monochromatic maroon gaze towards you before uttering a slightly amused/offended…
“Pardon me?”
You struggle to hold in a snicker as you reiterate your previous sentence. “I said, ‘Don’t overwork yourself My Short King. You should take a break.’”
His eyebrow twitches and you’re not entirely sure what that means. Even though Bokushi isn’t in command any longer, normal Akashi can still be rather unpredictable when he wants to be. That’s why you’re pretty dumbfounded once your normally composed and calm Akashi let’s out a loud “PFFT!” and presses a fist to his mouth to fight the growing smile on his lips.
“You’re rather remarkable darling…I’m…not quite sure how to respond to that…” to which you bat your eyelashes and reply, “We’ll how about by taking a break an spending some time with your darling?”
He snickers once more (wow twice in one setting, what a giggly boy he is today) and stands up from his desk to take you by the hand.
“So be it then.”
Now, Akashi Seijuro is…Akashi Seijuro. He’s not gonna let some little crack his girlfriend made about his height get to him. He will, however, make a conscious decision to straighten his back and hold his head high around you, just to make it clear who is actually the short one in this relationship.
KUROKO…
Would look at you confused but immediately see that you’re trying to tease him and just pretend he didn’t hear you.
You poke his cheek and snicker, “Oi, I know you heard me Tetsu.”~
“…”
“Come on, My Short King, answer the question. Where do you wanna go to ea-“
“Would you mind not calling me that. Please.”
He replies in his usual soft tone as he keeps his gaze focused on the novel in his hands. You bite you lip as you attempt (and fail) at holding in a snort. You can’t really tell if he’s just refusing to play along with your little game or if he’s genuinely upset that you made a crack about his height. You mull over whether you want to take it easy in him or not. You decide to end the short jokes, but concluded that one last little teasing nudge wouldn’t hurt. You throw your arms around him and kiss his temple. “Aww sorry Tetsu-kun. I didn’t mean to make my little blueberry angy~” you coo in a baby voice while nuzzling his cheek.
Kuroko bristled from underneath your arms. If there was one thing that ruffled his feathers, it was being treated like a child. He experienced more than a fair share of embarrassment at getting demeaning head pats from Murasakibara that one time at the street game. And let’s not even talk about how “Dad” picked him up like a toddler in front of his whole team. So yeah…jokes about his stature aren’t exactly his favorite things. He knows you’re just messing with him and trying to have some fun so he decided not to take it too seriously- however that doesn’t mean he’s gonna let you off the hook Scott free.
He closes his book and slowly stands from his desk and you mistakenly take it as a sign to continue on to the topic of food.
“Ah great! So where do you wanna go? I was think about this cute new cafe that ju- kya!”
And just like that the phantom sixth man has you pinned against the wall. His hands in either side of your head. He leans in, slowly to emphasize the height advantage he actually has on you, while biting back a smile at the flustered look on your face.
“Sorry, but who exactly is the short one in this relationship?” He whispers, his baby blue eyes sparkling with mischief.
“Uhh…I…”
You’re at a lost for words. Did your invisible simple vanilla, blue boy Tetsu seriously just kabedon you? And size you up? Who is this kid?
After seeing you’re dumbfounded expression, Kuroko takes it that you’ve learned your lesson. He lets out a soft snort as he gently reaches for your hand and pulls you along out the door.
“Sorry, I decided to get you back but maybe I went a little too far. Anyway, let’s go to that cute cafe you mentioned, Shorty.”
….no seriously….who IS this kid?!
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I'm getting a bit tired of people posting my beans on other platforms without permission. Like some people give credit, thank you for that but I've stated that I don't like reposting at all. Like. Not even asking if it's okay to repost, and slapping a different caption on it. I don't use twitter, but my friend keeps sending me like screenshots of "oh look there it is again" and it's just a bit... discouraging. Please don't go out of your way to seek them out, I don't want that. But like... if you see them on your timeline, just know it's not me. This is my only social media.
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mrpinchy · 2 months
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i dunno. i just dont care about social media anymore and i kinda havent for a long time.
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anteroom-of-death · 1 month
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Not fuckin keen on the new series being called season 1. Actually I fucking hate it.
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p3xxie · 5 months
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Don't mind me
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jettsecret · 6 months
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Okay this is getting a little out of hand.
I messed up my old ubuntu installation and instead of wasting 400 hrs fixing it, I decided I'd try switching to kubuntu and the power that I have now is unmatched.
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eyedle · 2 years
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there are only two possible moods after dming a dnd session: really great euphoric happy vibe or everything sucks the world hates me i feel awful vibe
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firesofdainix · 2 years
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I’m feeling down in the dumps so a few more depressing headcanons
Wu had been waiting for Morro to return for almost a few weeks, even years now, waiting at the gates of his monastery so he could see him in person. When all hope seems lost, and Wu, much to his uncertainty, decides there is no use of finding him, he spots a head appearing in the distance of the mountain.
Wu was so overjoyed, running down the mountain, even skipping over a few steps to reach the newcomer in time. He was rejoicing at seeing his lost student again after what felt like years, but when he drew closer, it wasn’t Morro that greeted him...
It was Garmadon, willing to help Wu with their conflict against the Serpentine.
Garmadon notices how his brother’s expectations plummeted, because his warm welcome was distant and occupied, and he immediately began to believe Wu was disappointed that he came back
This caused him to have some underlying grudge, and a paranoia about Wu knowing that he stole his letter. These intrusive thoughts drove them a bit apart, also causing Garmadon some second thoughts in living with his brother again, because he believed he didn’t like him to be here.
Wu keeps Morro’s old room neat and tidy back in the monastery, even taking a few keepsakes and storing them in his hat. Those were the only things that survived when the Serpentine burnt the entire monastery down.
When the ninja were distracted with their new home, Wu dug through the entire charred remains of the building, trying to find a semblance of Morro somewhere.
All he found was a doll, made by Morro himself before he departed.
Wu could only cry.
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aroace-polyshow · 2 months
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i have weird feelings about hanahaki cause i love angst but that trope is miserable for everyone involved but in a way i really don’t like
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afewproblems · 8 months
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Getting back into it (writing and tumblr) and hoping to post a Lil one-shot hopefully tonight!
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violetpxl · 4 months
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Never thought I’d use this art style again.
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fishyartist · 9 months
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hoping Valerie having a pointed chin in most of the comic doesn’t catch on in fan art.. really don’t like it tbh.
Here’s kinda showing what I mean here:
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bloodcoveredgf · 11 months
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sigh... thinking about how i wear a shorter skirt one time and a random man in a truck honks at me as he passes when im walking into a thrift store and an old man known as a perv in our town leers at me and was about to hit on me before my mom showed up behind me... literally hate this so much can you guys explode
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onthegreatsea · 1 month
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oh man feels pretty bad finding out i liked so many posts of that guy who turned out to be horribly abusive :/
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