I genuinely think Steve would have an Only Fans, Robin would convince him to sell pictures of his feet.
At first it’s just pictures of Steve’s feet, some even out of focus, but then someone comments about them not being sexy enough and Robin takes offense to it. She’s the one taking the pictures and managing the profile (she called it “The King’s feet” and she’s proud of it) and she won’t accept any criticism.
After that she start to take care of the set, checking the lights, using Steve’s phone which has a better camera. And if it could have been considered “normal” at some point, she gets over that level pretty quickly. She’s invested in making costumes, then characters and finally overly complicated dramatic scenes.
Steve is desperate for a break but every time he tries to talk Robin out of it, somehow he ends up holding one of his feet up as she’s drawing a smiley face on his toes.
Steve, to no one’s surprise, has very few subscribers, mostly people who either paid the subscription by mistake or are weirdly into whatever Robin is making.
But the only one who has been subscribed for months, the same one who had critiqued Steve’s feet for not being sexy enough, is a certain E_thebanished, and he never misses any of Robin’s series of weird re-enactments for foot fetishists.
I can’t stop thinking about that one voicelog where Paul scolds Bart for not understanding capitalism.
Wanted to make a text post but didn’t know how to explain this scenario so I made a stupid sketch instead (I made this in like 10 minutes, ignore the wonky headshapes and lack of background)
i also write exclusively with fountain pens (cursive anon)
anyways i liked your recent comic, i feel like edelgard's cuteness is amplified by her short statue. makes me want to pick her up like a cat lol (says someone who is also short)
Byleth: Like a cat, huh...
Edelgard: ... can I help you?
Byleth: Tada
Edelgard: UNHAND ME THIS INSTANT
anon, you really shouldn't give her any ideas. for edelgard's sake.