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satureja13 · 1 year

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athena lives in the STaCKS with her girlfriend LY and their robo cat FEL-1x (she has quite a touching story in my game :)

(TMI: I’ve built this lot in January 2022 before i saw anything of Stray (release in July 2022) and when i saw a play through of Stray, I thought, oh I should build sth like this and i had completly forgotten of athena, LY and FEL-1X - omg!)

athena loves plants EVE from WALL-E)

Soundtrack on youtube: Computerliebe by Paso Doble

Doch die Stimme Vom Computer Zieht mich magisch an Die zieht mich an. Die Module spiel′n verrückt, Mensch, ich bin total verliebt, Voll auf Liebe programmiert, Mit Gefühl. Schalt mich ein und schalt mich aus, Die Gefühle müssen raus, Ganz egal, was dann passiert, Ich brauch Liebe. Sind Gefühle Nicht verboten? Was ist Liebe? Was ist Liebe? (we tried to translate the lyrics to english: Computerlove

but the chime/ of the computer/ calls to me. it calls to me the components are on fire/ and I’m head over heels programmed to only love/ and feel turn me on and switch me off all these feelings must dissolve no matter what comes after, i need love

aren’t feelings/ forbidden? what is love? what is love?

(the translations in the net are even worse ö.ö) TMI: This song is from the year 1984 ^^ Computers were quite special for us these days :3 We had a Commodore C64 and we loved it so so much

#The Stacks San Myshuno #San Myshuno #athena #lgbtq sims #the sims 4 #robots #LY #FEL-1x #The Sims Story #vanilla sims #simblr

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redogekiddo · 1 year

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Hi ! A great illustration to celebrate the 5th anniversary of Huntale. I take this opportunity to thank those who have been following me for 5 years now, your support helps me enormously. And for those who don't know me yet, I hope you will enjoy my content as good entertainment, as a good pastime. Thank you.

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centipedelightning · 6 months

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Hi there I was wondering how you think the skeleboys (especially the papyrus's) would fel about a really tall S/O like I'm talking like just a little under 8 feet tall (they could be a monster if that helps). Established romantic relationship.

(Underfell, undertale, underswap plus dealers' choice again if you want :D)

PS: Love your work. You're totally underrated

skdjgdskj This is so fun. and thank you!! I'm glad you like my stuff!! tbh I think I'm average rated when you consider the fact that I never fucking post dkfghkg. I don't want to talk about how old this request is...

| UT/UF/US x Super Tall!gn!Reader || Romantic || fluff |

Sans

Listen

He's already a pretty short guy.

So he's used to being towered over.

But eight feet?? Yeah, you aren't getting away with it.

Sans is standing on Everything to be at eye level with you.

Everything.

I hope you like being big spoon because that is what you will be for the rest of forever.

Damn near every time he wants to kiss you, he will make a joke about climbing a tree/mountain/skyscraper.

The only way to shut him up is to lean down and kiss him. Please do he's not afraid to reuse old material and that's when it gets super painful to listen to.

The lazybones is never going to reach for anything again. Ever.

Papyrus

He's already used to being shorter than a number of other Monsters, so he doesn't think too much of it.

If you were a human he would make a surprised comment about how he didn't know humans could get so tall, but that would be the extent of it.

He actually likes when you have to lean down to kiss him. It makes him fluttery because he is the one that usually has to stoop down.

He loves dancing around with you! For similar reasons to the kissing thing, he's usually the one to lead because he's usually taller, so your relationship is a welcome change.

If you ever dare to rest your arm on his head or noogie him he will a) complain loudly and b) go apologize to Sans because he's "NEVER REALIZED THE STRUGGLES OF BEING SO SHORT".

Red

This guy has a complex okay.

Instead of joking with your height, he'll joke against it.

i.e. he will do whatever he can to jokingly treat you like you are short.

If you are sitting down anywhere, Red is gonna drag a stool or chair over, get up on it, and joke about you being short.

Don't you dare hit your head on a doorframe you will never hear the end of it.

Shameless in just dragging you down to his level when he wants a kiss.

You two can go to bed in any cuddling position you want, you're more than likely going to wake up with Red koala bear-ed to your side.

Good luck getting out of there by the way; his grip strength is surprisingly intense.

Edge

In a similar vein to Papyrus, Edge is used to people being taller than him. He's just also whiny about it.

He'll try to "prove himself" in every little way he can regardless of how annoying it might be. Tall shelf? Prepare to get shoved out of the way so Edge can get it for you despite the fact that you are significantly taller.

He won't say it but he does appreciate not needing to hunch over to talk to people.

He will say that he doesn't like looking up so far. He'll say it constantly.

Lovesss clothing shopping with you. The man has taste and money. You will never struggle for well-fitted, good-looking clothes.

He has his besties at the tailors that will soon become your besties as well. The hottest power couple ever truly.

Dogamy and Dogaressa look out.

Blue

So fine. So, so fine.

On his best behaviour really!

Blue pulls the same "prove he's capable by doing tall things for you" shtick Edge does but he's completely unaware he's doing it.

If you say you're gonna get up and get a glass of water, he's already in the kitchen telling you he's got it. Not a setup if you're more lazily-inclined.

Do you treasure your teeth? I hope not.

He will jump up to kiss you and by god can that man put some oomph into a jump.

If he starts looking at you with a suspicious glint in his eyelight do yourself a favour and just lean down.

Stretch

Little spoons. That's his number one activity with you.

Due to his height, Stretch can't usually be the person who gets cuddled vs. does the cuddling so you are very exciting for him.

Love love loves rotting on the couch with you.

If you're a human, his favorite spot is to lay on your chest and doze while listening to your heartbeat.

If you're a Monster, it's more in the center of your sternum to listen to the magical buzz of your soul.

You will experience more pranks than you think you can bear. You know the plastic wrap across a doorframe prank? Yeah.

You have been lured into a false sense of confidence because if Stretch is tall, he wouldn't possibly pull that kind of bullshit on you right? He would have to trip his own trap right?

Don't underestimate Monster building codes. Those doorways are Tall. He has room.

After a certain point, you learn to just duck through every doorway.

It doesn't help.

#sans x reader #papyrus x reader #undertale x reader #undertale scenarios #undertale imagines #sans undertale #papyrus undertale #underfell #underswap #x reader #reader insert #ut!sans #ut!papyrus #uf!sans #uf!papyrus #us!sans #us!papyrus #•centipede writes•#undertale

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utdr-stimming · 2 months

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Mettaton x Papyrus

Mettaton x Papyrus stim board!!!

Yahoo we got the "technically not in Deltarune yet" duo!!! Sans got a boyfriend today so why not his little brother? The gif in the middle was created by @fel-fisk, I love the sketchy animation and they really made that kiss romantic. Also I love that Mettaton is taller than Papyrus, or maybe that's just his heels haha. Let me know if this is against the artist's boundaries!

x x x

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sans-guy · 2 months

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fel.. teeth.. sans fell

#dying breath

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ma3-author2 · 1 year

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Campfire Cooking In Another World x Reader

Finally, I got the chance to post this! Take note that this chapter is between chapters 3 and 4 in the manga. (For reference.)

What I really like about this chapter, not only that it took me days (4 days) to complete it as I always got sidetracked, is that it mainly focuses on the development.

I've never really tried tonkatsu, but I would like to try some. (I'm planning on making it with bread cramps as I don't have any Japanese ponka.)

Chapter 3: "The Kingdom of Feeneen” A new place, a new discovery, or perhaps a new blush?"

____________________ Previous Chapter ---> Part 1 /// Part 2

"There it is. The border of the kingdom of Feeneen."

You heard Werner say it, and seeing it from afar, you couldn't help but gape your mouth in excitement and curiosity for what you would discover upon entering it. The only problem was that the group couldn't easily enter without the guards who were guarding the border and were now asking some questions.

You didn’t find it a problem, as it’s their job to know who will enter first before letting them in. What you find a problem with is how Mukoda doesn’t really have any common sense, but hey. He's just a human; he's not perfect. But he's been doing it since you two arrived in that world.

‘Or maybe not. He also acts like this at work.’

"How about I go first and explain?" Werner volunteered to go first to try and sweet talk the guards.

-L/N-san. Do you think everything will go well? -

-Let’s hope it will. I don’t want to pay any fines. This gluttonous beast almost took it all.-

Mukoda sheepishly chuckled at your remark. I mean, he could give you some of his money, but knowing you, You will refuse it. After the group arrived at the front of the gate, it wasn’t long before you received a very warm welcome, and that was by them pointing their many spears. (A: Oh? Lol)

Maybe it was instinct, as you and Mukoda had raised your hands to show that you were not a threat or going to commit any sort of crime.

"Is that the legendary Fenrir, who is really your familiar?" Edgar, who calls himself the captain of the fourth knight squad, asks you two to explain it to him.

-Legendary? Huh! Don’t make me laugh! He’s more of a gluttony legend.

-...Really L/N-san…?-

Mukoda sighs, introducing Fenrir and confirming that it is what they think. "Yes, we have formed a contract with this Fenrir." As soon as he let out those sentences, every guard stood with caution and shock visible in their faces.

This is their first time facing one, and they fear that with one wrong move, they will wake up in the afterlife.

Seeing their faces, it was your turn to talk. "Don’t worry. He will not harm even a single hair. If he ever did so. Take him." You explained that you were pointing your palm at Mukoda, who has a face of betrayal.

"L/N-san! Are you serious?!" in which you simply smiled at him.

-Don’t worry, I will visit you-

-L/N-SAN!!-

"...Hmm, even so. He’s still a legendary beast that can destroy a country; is he really not going to do any harm to this kingdom and its people?" Edgar is figuring out if it’s really safe to let Fenrir in.

"He won't, and he would already have done so if he wanted to, yet he didn’t, which means we came in peace. I know you're worried, but this glutto- *Cough* Fel will not touch anything or destroy the country. Right?" You glared at Fel, who was now snarling at you.

He definitely heard that you were going to call him gluttonous. Oh, how he wanted to refuse any request you made, but seeing how you gave him a look, The look of ‘If you don’t cooperate, you won’t eat anything for a whole week.’ With a wide eye looking at him.

Even if he's the legendary beast that people or any beast should fear, he's fearless. For the first time, he felt it.

"J-just like she said, I won’t cause any problems, and D-don’t compare me to dumb monsters. If they don’t mean any harm to me, then I won’t do anything to them."

Edgar, who hummed, is still debating if he would risk letting this legendary beast inside, but upon hearing the others telling them how Fenrir even hunts for their food and hasn’t done anything bad,

In the end, you and Mukoda can celebrate as he lets the group in. The only thing that stops you from celebrating is:

"Those with no guild card have to pay 5 silver coins for each person and also 2 silver coins for the beast," the guard said, pointing at Fel.

You could only clinch your palm, as this gluttony beast is not only a food addict but a money eater as well. Mukoda, who saw your expression, had volunteered to pay Fel, but you stopped him by telling him that you were also responsible for it.

This is the thing he really likes about you: you may look like a selfish person who doesn’t want to pay for someone's dinner, which in fact you should if you’re the one who invited them. (Like a first date rule.) For Mukoda, it was the opposite.

"We’re in!"

"It was really scary when we were surrounded." Rita and Vincent exclaimed, followed by Mukoda and you thanking them. If it weren’t for them, you two might be dead.

"...But it seems Mukoda-san and Y/N-san are going to get busy from now on." Once you two heard Werner, leaving only Mukoda confused and you sighing at his airheadedness,

"Eh? What do you mean?" Mukoda asked only to choke on his saliva when his eyes landed on yours. It's really not a big deal to react that way; it's just you deadpanly looking at him.

‘Really?’

‘Ha-ha..’

Werner then continued telling Mukoda that the captain looks like he’s thinking about writing a report, and this, of course, will get to the ears of the Marquess of the area; furthermore, the king will also know about it.

"You two don’t plan on staying?"

"Yeah, we talk about it and are still thinking about going around lots of places," you replied to Werner, who nodded at what you said.

"So you’re two going on a trip again?"

"Yup, if you have any places that you want us to go to, that would be great."

"Hey, how long are we going to stand here?" Fel jumped in, only for his irritation to be replaced by a sudden cough when you eyed him. You sigh at Fel not only does he need to diet but to have patience as well.

And beside, who wouldn’t want to go sight-seeing and sell the stuff from the online supermarket you and Mukoda have? In this world, that stuff might be dangerous, but it’s a good way to get instant money after all, since you're in a different world where the ‘stuff’ you two have doesn’t exist in that world.

Or you two can open a restaurant.

"Then, Mukoda-san, Y/N-san, I think you should register at the adventure guild."

"The adventure guild?" Mukoda ask. He first glanced at you, but seeing your clueless look, he clinched his palm. Finally, you're also clueless and won’t judge him.

"You two paid for the fee to enter the kingdom, right?" Werner continued as he saw you two nod. "If you can prove that you’re from either the adventure guild or the merchant guild, you won’t have to pay that fee; this is really necessary for traveling."

"Ah, so like a train card!"

"W-what she meant to say is like a ticket to enter a kingdom," Mukoda immediately said as Werner and the others looked at you confused. He then sheepishly chuckled as he shared that you two are more suitable to be merchants than adventurers, which you agreed with.

Werner, hum seeing what you two are pointing out, but even so, "But still… Mukoda-san, Y/N-san. Let me ask you something. Fel-sama hunts for his own food, right?"

"He better be." Werner dryly chuckles at your remark and then continues, "Then what about dismantling the beast for its meat? For us, it’s not a problem, but after we have finished our quest,"

You nodded, seeing his point. With them, it wasn’t a problem, but with them gone, you don’t want to dismantle a dead beast; you don’t even know how to dismantle a fish. What more to an unknown species?

Your ears immediately perked; did you hear him right? You can sell the part that can’t be eaten. And being an adventurer would bring more? You would gladly take that opportunity, even if you could only earn bronze coins. Hey, money is money.

You're not stealing from Fel; he's just paying you two for the food he keeps asking for. So it’s fair and square.

Mukoda doesn’t know if it’s right to be an adventurer, as he hardly sees himself as one, and he can’t picture how he would be on a real battle field, but for you? He could only sweat-drop as you were busy smiling at the thought of the benefit.

This was hard for him, but when he heard Vincent tell him that if he's still unsure of which one to become, he can register for both.

"Huh…? Is that allowed?"

"Well, there aren't that many, but it’s not like it’s never been done before, for example, by a wandering merchant or ingredient store owner."

Soon the group arrives in front of the town near the border, which is called Fariell. Instead of getting hyped like Rita, you and Mukoda could hug the money bag that was now getting thinner by the second you entered, as even the town has an entrance fee.

‘We should really register for a guild soon.’

‘Agree.’

Vincent, who nagged you two mutteringly to look upfront and at the view of it, just seeing this person's joyful look leaves a trace of bitter taste. The look he gave you two is like, ‘Oh, this person has a legendary beast! I can get some advantage of it!’ or maybe this person reminds you of those fake friends and co-workers.

"You two must be Mukoda-sama and Y/N-sama, right? I am the marquess Rindel’s servant, Edmon. I am pleased to be your acquaintance! Actually, the Marquess Rindel-sama has been waiting to meet with you two!"

As he kept going and going, trying to sweet talk you two out of getting what he wanted, it helped by leaving a more irked image above your forehead. Mukoda on the other side dryly chuckles at your expression; if he wouldn’t stop this guy from talking, you would.

Oh, how he reminds him that you only have a few sweet talks.

"No, no, a common traveler like us shouldn’t be meeting with the marquess," Mukoda explained, but even when he tried to politely decline this fuck- this guy still continued. You were about to join in when Fel went first, and he is now glaring at this person.

He already knew what this marquee aimed for, and he doesn't like it even a bit. "Hey you, you still don’t get it, do you?! My master and mistress don't want to meet you."

"This-this is Fe…Fenrir-sama!" The marquess was surprised at Fenrir's appearance, and just like he heard, this magnificent beast is really special. He then stumbled forward only a little inch for Fel to hear him say, "Fenrir-sama, please go with us to..."

"He won’t go with you, and neither will we. Didn’t you just hear that my companion here has already declined? Why are you still pursuing us? That’s harrasment. If you keep going, I will let this gluttony eat you instead. Are we clear?" Cutting his words and threatening him, looking at him and saying that you will do it if he won’t leave soon.

And seeing him run off to who knows where, almost stumbling down, the group who was watching and listening felt a sudden cold running down their spines. In their mind, ‘She is really Fel-sama master all right.’ Pointing out that if Fel was just a pup and growing by your side, Yup.

"L-L/N-san, isn’t that a bit too much?" Mukoda asked, but instead of answering him, Fel did it for you.

"No, she did the right thing. Idiots like that can’t understand if you don’t do that much... " Fel then quickly looked at you, eyes expressing an irritation look, and said, "You dare continue to call me GLUTTONY!? you!"

Mukoda and the group could only watch as the two of you started to bark at one another. While you two are busy, Werner asks Mukoda if it’s alright to decline that marquess, as those nobles are really uptight when it comes to keeping their appearance.

"I haven’t thought about that yet…" Mukoda is more worried about the two who still continued. At this point, you two are gaining a lot of attention.

"I don’t think the noble’s private soldiers can go up against Fel-sama to begin with." Franka mentions, followed by Vincent, that if it’s against Fenrir, a worthy foe would be an ancient dragon.

"An ancient dragon, huh? yeah that is the only enemy that can match my power." Fel said he stopped his barking to tell this to the group, even if it ruined his ego and pride that someone could match him, but was replaced by an irk when he heard you cough.

-Are you laughing at me?!-

-No, but really? Any beast or human can’t match your hunger. At least I saved your pride. Right?-

-Shut up!- Fel's face was covered in red; was it anger? Or embarrassment... at least he's still number one, and as he told this to the group who asked him if he fought one, oh, how he wanted to lie and tell them that he won. He's not really a beast who likes to lie, but because of you, he's thinking about it.

But hey, even if he's a prideful and now gluttony beast based on his mistress description, He would never lie. (Lol)

You really did see him as a gluttonous beast rather than a scary beast, but maybe that is much better than fearing him. It’s still early to say it, but for you, Fel is not that bad. Maybe because you only have 2 gold coins and 5 silver coins, you saw Fel and decided, that ‘Hey, I’m running out of money. Is it my fault? Or him? Hmm, why not both? So it’s fair?’

Okay, maybe that’s too much and not a good reason to act like a bitch. After all, sooner or later, you'll get the feeling that Fel will be the companion who will help you and Mukoda survive this new place.

It saddens you to see the group leaving as they complete their mission, even if you only met them for a short time. You felt that closeness.

"We’re going to go turn in the report about this," Werner said as he retracted the paper that you and Mukoda signed.

"Guess that means we’re parting ways here." Mukoda also felt sad; after all, this group is the first to join you two on your first journey.

"Please keep the meat left from the red boar, and if you feel your split on the parts from the rock bird is not enough, then..." Werner wanted to say that the group could give the rest back, but you and Mukoda stopped him.

"No, we have already troubled you guys too much, thank you for escorting us here."

"And here to replenish your energy on your way back, think of it as a thank you basket." You added Mukoda sentence by giving them a basket full of freshly baked bread that you bought, or rather, free stuff from your skills.

You've got to thank Fel; if it weren’t for him, you wouldn’t get this free stuff. Just seeing the group exclaim in happiness as you took it out of your item box and they can’t wait to eat it at the same time as thanking you continuously.

"Wouldn’t they get suspicious as to where you got it?" Mukoda whispered next to you, and in return, you smiled at him, and that smile almost made him flustered. Is it because the sun is shining at you, making the atmosphere warm?

"No, they won’t. They will be too busy eating it to think of it."

No, it’s not the sun or the warmth, because that warmth has already been on him from the beginning. (A: If it’s cold, I could warm it for him. Hehe. *Oven sound when the food is finish* what are you thinking? (--)

As the group waves farewell, they thank you two again, sharing how it was a fun and memorable trip, mostly because of the food, on which you also agreed.

"What should we do next, L/N-san? We managed to get out of the Rayseer kingdom, and we don’t plan on staying in the town for long. Should we register at the guild first?"

"To be honest, I need to find a job first."

"Eh? Why?"

"I… don’t have enough money to get a guild card, and I don’t know how much the fee is…" You sheepishly chuckled. It wasn’t the first time that you did this, and Mukoda already knows that look.

"Don’t worry, it’s on me."

"But you don’t have to; I can just find a quick job to earn money."

"No, I can't let you, and beside, even if I’m an airhead sometimes, you're also one; you’re in a new place, and we don’t know what they will give you... so just to make sure and keep things safe, I will handle the fee."

You don’t know if you will be grateful or offended by him. Now you feel what he felt when you gave him a side eye.

"Please bring the air-headed Mukoda-san back."

He could only snort at your remark, and seeing him like this... Is it just the heat? As you felt your cheeks burning?

"Are you okay?"

"A-ah! Yes! Should we go?"

Maybe it’s not, or maybe it is. You don’t know; you're still thinking about it. Fel, who was watching, scoffed at it. Already knowing where this would lead in the end, all of a sudden he felt this unease.

Hmm, maybe because if you two got a child together, all your attention would be on that little bean, and the food he got might be reduced! Or, in the worst case, he won’t get anymore of that delicious food. No, that can’t happen!

"I can’t let that happen! You two better be safe, understand?!" In translation, he meant

-You two better use protection!

But for you and Mukoda, it meant that he was worried that you two would get killed in an accident and that his food would stop coming. Kind of sweet and selfish of him.

"Understood?!" Fel repeated that, as you two didn’t give him the answer, he could finally huff out when he heard it.

"Yes"

"Yeah"

‘Are we really the masters or him? Should I just sell him rather than the item?’

‘Patient L/N-san. I’m starting to think like you if you keep going’

But really, what kind of legendary beast drools whenever he thinks of food? Wait, that's kind of funny, but any living being would too if they were really gluttons or simply very hungry people.

You don’t blame him because you also drool at Mukoda food (A; himself *when he's cooking the delicious food* but yeah, him). That is when you are too lazy to stand up and cook real food.

THE GUILD

After you arrived in front of the guild without waiting and immediately got in, the first thing you noticed was how busy the people are, and for the first time, you felt like you were about to get your first interview in this world.

It may not be a modern job, but inside this guild, it is not different when it comes to an interview room; this guild also has a job, and the advantage of it is that you can pick any sort of job you want, not only taking a mission every day with a different kind, taking a quest out of the board, and going back to get the reward.

In short, you're just inside a game, playing it in reality rather than on Windows.

"Sorry for making you wait... My name is Michaela. I will take care of you two today. Thank you for choosing our guild."

You swore that this world is unique not only for its uniqueness and the many beasts, but also because the people here are hella fine. You wonder what soap they use to have that shiny skin. You should check later only to brush off that thought, as you don’t have any money to buy one.

"About earlier, we’re sorry for the ruckus." You said that 10 minutes ago, when you three walked in, the people got scared and screamed because of the sudden appearance of Fenrir.

"Oh no. It’s my fault for being inconsiderate. Well then, let me introduce these to you two first."

Michaela has begun telling you about the guild, and you must remember that every guild has its own symbols and name. The guild you three are in is a cross-continental organization.

A picture of a scale You don’t know what that means, but whoever decided to name this guild just crossed the board and thought, "Hey. Let’s go with this.

After Michaela shared the brief introduction, she continued by saying that the merchants are divided into five levels.

"Annual taxes and fees are based on their ranks. The taxes collected by the guild will be paid to each kingdom as a tariff" Of course, you should have seen this coming. Just like any job out there, taxes are a thing.

She then shared that depending on the fees, the entrance fees will be reduced or voided, which makes traveling between kingdoms or cities more swift. That's why you're there because of the entrance fee.

"However, if you conduct illegal businesses, you will be punished and your membership will be revoked. What level do Mukoda-sama and L/N-sama want to register for?"

"Hmm, let's see... For the moment, I don’t have any plans to open a stall or a store, so I think I will go with the iron rank. What about you, L/N-san? Didn’t you plan to open a store?" Mukoda asks, eyes averting at you.

"Yeah, but you know me. That store won’t last a month, so... I will go with the iron rank as well."

"Okay then, I will be back to give you your membership card. Please wait." And before Michaela could walk away, you called her, asking if there were any fees that you two needed to pay to get the membership card.

And to your relief, "It’s free for a first timer, but if you lose it, you will have to pay to have it remade. So please be careful with it."

Soon she came back with a two-silver card, and seeing your name on it, somehow you two have the ability to write and read their language, and it's a good thing that you don’t need to study for it.

"Oh, by the way, do you have a buying service here?" You ask, "We collected some stuff on the way here, so..."

Mukoda was about to ask what you meant by that, as the stuff was all at the Iron Will group. Only to shut his lips when you mention that he should be quiet.

"Oh, if it’s something that can be legally traded, then we can take them all"

"Then I’ll see you tomorrow, Michaela-san. We will bring the stuff here."

Thanks to Michaela's sharing where you can find an inn that also accepts monster companions, you are now at the barn near the inn, as the owner didn’t expect that the monster companion would be that big.

You also didn’t expect that Fel would cost that much for one night.

"L/N-san, what do you mean that we have some stuff to sell?"

"Oh, that, I’m planning to sell the item we can buy at the online store. Now I know what you're thinking; it’s not illegal to do, as it’s like selling the item you no longer use. And I will only sell an ingredient that already exists here."

Mukoda, hum seeing your point. He too plans to do it as the money he has is getting shorter, hoping that 1 or 5 golds will be enough.

"Hey, I’ve been starving since noon. My stomach is rumbling hard. Can you cook now?" Fel interfered, and he was right as you heard the rumbling, or maybe yours as well.

Thanks to the Iron Will group, there’s still some pork left. Now, what you really like about this world, aside from the skills you get, is the item box. A summoned warrior’s skill can contain a limitless amount, and the items that are stored in it are not affected by time.

You wonder if the tree student knows about it.

"What will you cook, L/N-san?"

"Hmm.. I’m craving for white rice."

"Oh, me too. Should we cook it?"

"Sure, but, if we wanted to cook some rice, we needed a gas stove and some other stuff for the rice to cook. "The problem is I’m short right now, so I will simply cook a tonkatsu or kakuni."

"Well, it's a good thing that there are no fees on the card, so I can buy those things." L/N-san, can you cut the meat and season it while I handle the rice?"

You really wanted to decline, but who are you to refuse it? Plus, tomorrow you can earn money and give Mukoda his money back. You just hope you can at least get six gold coins from it.

While Mukoda is busy handling the rice, here you are at your very own cooking show. If he gets the chance, you will also have yours.

The first thing you did to make the tonkatsu was moisten the panko, which is basically panko that has a little more moisture. (Picture it as a fluffy part of bread.) You then sprayed a little water on the panko to moisten it. (The spray that you got at the store only cost 1 bronze, while the panko cost 5 bronze.)

You then slice the meat and fat. For you, having more fat on the meat gives it more flavor as it produces its own oil when it is placed in a warm pot, but in this case, more meat is much more enjoyable.

Using the knife, you pounded the pork to expand the texture. Satisfied with the result, you then continued it by adding the black pepper and salt. While waiting to let the pork observe the season.

You went to put the eggs in the bowl, mixing the egg yolks until they settled to a plain yellow. Afterward, you went to buy flour and bread cramps. (The bread cramps are for you, as you like yours crispy, and it added more flavor to it.) It cost you around 4 bronze.

Fel was quietly watching you as you placed the meat on the egg yolks, coated it with flour, went back to dip it in the egg yolks, and finally coated it with a rough flour. (Panko.)

He continued to watch you as you repeated the process, and he couldn't help but ask as to why you have a different coating and only a small portion of the other coating (bread cramps).

"This one is mine; I’m making a tonkatsu, and the common thing to use for coating is panko. I just like mine with bread cramps."

"Uh, what?"

You dryly chuckle if you let him eat one; you fear he will ask for more, and you already coated all the meat (with panko) except yours that you were just coating, and it was enough for just two people as you plan to give Mukoda some.

"I’ll let you taste it tomorrow."

"I don’t know why you don’t want to tell me, but make sure you will cook it tomorrow."

"That is, if you hunt for the meat, and is it hard for you to ask nicely?"

If it weren’t for Fel titling his head and acting cute, oh, how you wanted to pet him. Fel on the other side wasn’t sure what you meant by that; this is always how he speaks. Is it just you, or are your cooking skills getting better?

As you gently place the meat in the hot oil and see it shimmer, followed by a tasty smell, and feel yourself drooling at it,

"That smells good, L/N-san; oh, is that Tonkatsu?" Mukoda commented, sniffing the air as it left a good aroma. His eyes then landed on the separate bowl. He almost forgot that you like yours crispy.

"Yup, and you know how I like mine crispier; I also made one for you."

"Oh, thank you. The rice is almost ready. but you should have asked me to buy the ponka and bread cramps. I wouldn’t mind." He said this, sweating at the ingredients laying on the table and the wrapper on the empty box.

"It’s fine, and you already handled the rice, so let me handle this one."

"Oi! Is it ready yet? I’m starving!"

Mukoda snorted at Fel's eagerness to taste the food you made. Well, for starters, he too can’t wait to taste your food. (You) Just seeing it cook and neatly placed it on the plate.

If you ever continue to open a restaurant, he won’t get tired of going and eating there every day. He will be your number-one regular customer. It really satisfied you to see their reaction as they took a bite. Cooking can be a very hard and tiring thing to do, but hearing and seeing them this happy is enough to replace your hard work.

"This is so good!! One more, please! Though I really want to taste that other one, I will wait tomorrow." You chuckled at Fel's bluntness, yet it left you with a big smile that he wasn’t lying about your food being good.

"L/N-san, this is really good!" Mukoda compliment taking another bite, pausing for a bit as he looked like he was thinking of something. "L/N-san, this will be better with ‘That!’"

He doesn’t need to say more, as you already knew what he meant. As for Fel, who looks confused, "What was what?"

"This!" As you showed the soy sauce, you were not waiting for anything and immediately poured the garlic soy sauce and radish-flavored soy sauce. You've got to thank Mukoda for mentioning it, as it just adds more spark to the food.

"It’s the same red pork, but the taste keeps changing. This is really miraculous!" Fel said, licking the sauce at the corner of his mouth.

"Right! Whoever invented this is a genius!" You replied, taking a big bite at the tonkatsu, followed by a mouthful of rice. Imagine it as you're riding a bus home with music in the background or on your headphones.

Thinking of a scenario as you view the outside world Either looking for the best comeback for the person who fought with you or just the story that you want to be in and changing some plot

What you didn’t know while you were busy enjoying the food was that Mukoda, who was eyeing you, couldn’t help but also think of a scenario. It was very different from what you were thinking.

The thought of going home with you and how you welcome him with a big warm hug served with a big warm meal, or a k-kiss?

‘N-no, no. That’s impossible—why am I thinking of this? I- *Sigh*’ Still, he smiled at the thought of it and hoped that one day he would have enough courage to tell you. The only thing stopping him from continuing it is that he fears that once he says it, your friendship will be ruined.

He heard many stories about how friendship can be ruined if one party confesses, and the person who confesses with them often sees them only as a friend.

Fel, who was watching at the back, shook his head, even though Mukoda didn’t say it in words. Fel already knew by the way Mukoda was eyeing you. Fel then huffed. He must do what he needs to do, and with his help, even if he gets his food reduced, that will be a long time before it happens.

-Kid, I will help you, so don’t worry!-

-W-what? Er… Fel, what do you mean--

-Foolish human, even if I will get less food. I will help you tell her how you feel. So don’t worry, as I will handle it for you--- mmph!!!-

It's sad to say Fel didn’t get the chance to stand up as Mukoda had shoved him away, causing both of them to fall down. As for you, you only look at them in such confusion that you soon laugh as the sauce gets all over their faces.

"What are you two doing anyway?" You ask, holding out your hand for him.

"N-nothing! I thought I saw a spider, so-- hehe" Mukoda lied, eyeing Fel to be quiet, and as he took your hand, oh, how he loved his instinct, which cost him, or rather you, to explode.

He sweetly took the left rice at the corner of your lips, rather than taking it like a lost coin. He brushes his thumbs across those lips of yours.

Fel, who huffs proudly -My work here is done!" but - He could only cry silently at the thought of the food reducing.

*Sob Sob*

#campfire cooking in another world #Tondemo Skill de Isekai Hourou Meshi #Anime #anime food #anime isekai #Isekai #manga #tondemo skill #tondemo skill de isekai hourou meshi #sui #fel #campfire cooking in another world with my absurd skill #food anime

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UNDERTALE BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND SCENARIOS

How you two meet

-TORIEL

You met Toriel after everyone was freed from the underground.

She had adopted Frisk after being freed and became a teacher.

You were grocery shopping one day, not paying attention to where you were going and accidentally bumped into her and Frisk.

You both apologized at the same time.

You asked her why she was apologizing and she said she didn't want to frighten you.

You said you weren't frightened and asked if she was okay.

She was fine and you made it up to her by buying Frisk a lollipop.

And thus, you met Toriel.

"OH! I am so sorry!"

-SANS

You met Sans after Monster's were freed from the underground.

After monsters were freed, Sans got a job at the grocery store and he still lives with Papyrus.

He was riding to work on his tricycle on day and almost "ran you over"

You were just taking a walk and almost got hit with a tricycle.

Instead of getting mad, you laughed.

You thought it was funny seeing a skeleton on a tricycle.

He apologized for almost hitting you, and you forgave him before walking across the rest of the crosswalk.

And thus, you met Sans.

"woah! ah shit, i didn't see ya there. uh, how you doin'?"

-PAPYRUS

You met Papyrys after monsters were freed from the underground.

After monsters went to the surface. Papyrus became a part time chef and a part time gym teacher with Undyne.

Papyrus was walking down the street with Sans.

You were walking towards them a few feet away.

Someone ran past you and knocked you down.

Papyrus saw what happened and rushed over to help you up.

He asked if you were alright and you nodded.

Papyrus turned back to see who had knocked you over but the person was already gone.

You thanked him and kept walking after he said you're welcome.

And thus, you met Papyrus.

"OH GOODNESS! ARE YOU OKAY?!"

(For Alphys and Undyne. I'm making it so that they never had any romantic feelings for each other to begin with. Because I really like the Alphyne ship and I don't want to ruin it)

-UNDYNE

You met Undyne after monsters were freed from the underground.

After monsters were freed, Undyne became a full time Gym Teacher, she works with Toriel and sometimes Papyrus.

On the weekend, she and Papyrus were playing with a frisby in the park.

Papyrus threw the frisby at Undyne and it was about to hit her in the face, so she dodged.

You were sitting on a park bench and the frisbe ended smacking you in the face instead.

Undyne ran over and picked up the frisby.

She apologized and asked if you were okay.

You rubbed your nose and told her you were okay.

She apologized again and walked away to keep playing with Papyrus.

And thus, you met Undyne.

"OH SHIT, ARE YOU OKAY?!"

-ALPHYS

You met Alphys after monsters were freed from the underground.

You were grocery shopping and you were grabbing some pasta, then a yellow lizard walked up to you and tapped your arm.

She asked you if could get a cup of ramen for her that she couldn't reach

You smiled at her and gave her the cup of ramen.

She thanked you and hurried away.

And thus, you met Alphys.

"E-Excuse me...can you get the cup of r-ramen for me? I c-can't reach it..."

-METTATON

You met Mettaton after monsters were freed from the surface.

Mettaton quickly became the most famous monster in the world.

You were sitting in a coffee shop, eating a donut and drinking some coffee

All of a sudden, Mettaton walked in with a large paparazzi of monsters and humans behind him.

He walked up to the counter and ordered a pumpkin spice latte.

As he walked out, he noticed you were staring at him and he winked at you.

And thus, you technically met Mettaton

"ONE PUMPKIN SPICED LATTE TO GO, THANK YOU."

-ASGORE

You met Asgore after humans were freed from the underground.

Since the surface had no need for a king, he "retired" as king and opened a flower shop.

You came into his shop one day asking for flowers.

It was the anniversary of the death of one of your loved one's and you were going to place flowers on their grave.

Asgore, who felt bad, gave you the flowers you wanted and a free cup of golden flowers tea for comfort.

And thus, you met Asgore.

"Howdy! How may I help you?"

-MUFFET

You met Muffet after monsters were freed from the underground.

After monsters left the underground, Muffet started her own bakery.

Which, sadly did not get a lot of customers, because Muffet was known to overcharge and because humans almost always have a general fear of spiders.

However, Muffet was so excited when you came into the restaurant.

You were on your way to work and this was the closest food source you had.

You ordered a donut and some milk.

Muffet was going to charge you her original expensive price, but decided against it.

And thus, you met Muffet.

"Good morning, dearie! How may I serve you?"

-GRILLBY

You met Grillby after monsters were freed from the underground.

Once Monsters came to the surface, Grillby opened up a bar.

You went into the bar one night to meet somebody and ended up getting stood up by your date.

Seeing how upset you looked, Grillby passed you a beer and smiled at you.

And thus you met Grillby.

"...here...it's on the house."

-GASTER

You met Gaster right after everyone was free from the underground.

You and Frisk had saved everyone and just broke the barrier.

While everyone was talking about how beautiful the sun looked.

You felt a cold presence beside you.

You turned and saw a somewhat see-through skeleton ghost wearing a black robe.

Frisk asked what you were looking at and you said you were watching a bird, feeling like you were the only one able to see the skeleton ghost.

After everyone left for the human town, you decided to stay behind.

And thus, you met Gaster.

"💧︎⚐︎...🏱︎☜︎✌︎👍︎☜︎☞︎🕆︎☹︎..."

(Translation: So...peaceful...)

[Hope you enjoyed. Stay tuned for more and have a good day]

#undertale #boyfriend girlfriend scenarios #toriel #sans #papyrus #undyne #alphys #mettaton #asgore #muffet #grillby #gaster #self insert

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homomenhommes · 5 months

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🌟 Le phallus de Conard

Commençons par présenter Nicholas John Conard. Cet archéologue américain - né le 23 juillet 1961 à Cincinnati* dans l'Ohio - vit et travaille depuis 1995 à Tübingen, en Allemagne, où il dirige le département de Préhistoire de l'université Eberhard Karl.

En 2008, Nicholas J. Conard et son équipe menèrent des fouilles dans la grotte de Hohle Fels, laquelle se trouve dans une région du Jura souabe connue depuis les années 70 du XIXème siècle pour la richesse et l’importance de ses sites préhistoriques.

Plusieurs campagnes de fouilles - en 1958-1960, 1977 et 2002 - avaient en effet permis de découvrir dans cette région de remarquables objets datant du paléolithique supérieur comme cet incroyable homme-lion sculpté dans un morceau d’ivoire de mammouth que l’auteur de ces lignes vous invite ardemment (et malignement) à chercher par vous-même.

Vous comprendrez aisément, cela dit, les raisons qui conduisirent Nicholas Conard à Hohle Fels. La pêche s’annonçaient fructueuse. Et elle le fut !

Imaginez l’excitation des archéologues guidés par un Conard inspiré lorsqu’ils mirent au jour une vénus acéphale** (c’est à dire sans tête), plusieurs flûtes qui comptent parmi les plus anciens instruments de musique du monde ainsi qu’un phallus en siltite polie de belles dimensions.

Jugez-en.

Daté de 28 à 27 000 ans BP, ce dernier, marqué par plusieurs stries, ne mesurent pas moins de 19,2 centimètres de long, 3,6 centimètres de large et 2,8 centimètres d'épaisseur.

Est-on sûr, cela dit, qu’il s’agisse bien d’un phallus ? Ne pourrait-il s’agir d’autre chose ? Une babiole inutilement décorative par exemple ? Le lecteur en jugera.

Ci-dessous : le phallus de Conard se trouve aujourd’hui parmi les collections du musée de la Préhistoire de Blauberen (Urgeschichtliches Museum Blaubeuren dans la langue d’Otto von Bismarck).

*Une ville tout d’abord baptisée du nom de Losantiville, dénomination abandonnée en 1790 pour celle de Cincinnati en l’honneur de Georges Washington, le Cincinnatus du nouveau monde. Antiquité, tu es partout !

**Laquelle vénus évoque plus une volaille prête à cuire qu’une déesse de l’amour.

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my tumblr year in review: january 2022

yes, I had a life before the boys ;)

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#tumblrtop10 #jetblackcode #mytumblryear2022 #sims 4 #sims 4 simblr #stormtrooper #athena #FEL-1x #The Stacks San Myshuno #sims community #my year in review 2022

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Ride 710: Support, Sakamichi

Pag 1

2: I see it

I finally see it! That's the peak, Kei-chan!!

3: Another 1km and we're there!! It sure it's hard, racing!!

Yeah, 1km is long, Kyou-chan

Pag 2

1: I wonder if Roku-chan surpassed him

Pag 3

1: Maybe

3: I think he chose “go”

4: “Go”?......

Ah..... I see

….. I guess so

5: It feels a little lonely

6: While saying things like “we'll make sure (that he passes Kinaka)”, maybe we were the ones who

Pag 4

1: really valued the time spent in the same club as Roku-chan

He passed him!!

Pag 5

1: In the end Rokudai caught the experienced Kinaka at the last minute on the peak!!

4: Da..... mn...

This race really

5: is super fun...!!!

Kaburagi!!

He- he freed himself from the tape!!

Pag 6

1: I did it.....

Kei-chan.... Kyou-chan....

2: I passed him

I kept.... our “promise”

3: Seriously!! Did you see that!? Imaizumi-san!!

Wa- Issa, don't push Imaizumi-san's head!!

Obviously, I saw it

Waa, Imaizumi-san is getting all serious

4: Rokudai-kun!!

Pag 7

1: Amazing

4: Rokudai's concentration when he passed Kinaka...

5: His feelings...

His resolution...

6: His full strength....

7: I felt them all while watching him from here....!!

Pag 8

1: Yeah!!

2: You're right!!

5: Onoda-kun!!

6: Ah- but-but of course I fel Kinaka-kun's.... willpower and pride too!! Yes!!

…. you shouldn't be so stiff about treating them equally just because you're the captain, Onoda-kun

7: It's okay when it's the moment to support them

8: Ah

9: Telling them how you feel

10: It's a senpai's role

Pag 9

1: Okay

4: Dammit...... really.....

5: He really passed me!?

6: The reason I lost is..... my lack of ability!!

Dammit!!

Kinaka entered the downhill and, as expected, he passed him back!!

Pag 10

1: From now on it's a long downhill, I hope Rokudai can still..... keep up......

Pag 11

2: Here.....

3: Oi, you, Rokudai- pedal seriously!!

Ehi, Issa

You're falling behind! D'you want Kinaka to take the finish line like this?

4: Doesn't Rokudai look a little bad?

5: Rokudai-kun!!

Pag 13

3: Rokudai-kun!!

Rokudai fell from his bike!!

4: He hit the curb and fell into those thick bushes

Pag 14

1: He used up all his strength.....!?

A-anyway, thank god he fell in the bushes, thank god!!

2: Rokudai-kun

3: Onoda-san!!

4: He's here

5: Are you okay, Rokudai-kun?

Are you okay!?

Can you run? Go back to the race..!!

Don't be absurd, Issa

Pag 15

2: Ah!!

3: My bike.....

4: W- what about Kinaka-kun!?

5: I.... I have to chase him.....

Yeah!! That's right!!

Ahead....

It's okay, Rokudai!! You can still catch up!!

Oi Issa, don't get too excited

Pag 16

3: My right hand has no strength, teh....

6: But..... I have to go....

7: Kinaka-kun said that......

“If I win this first years' race I can go to the Inter High?”

“If you can pass all of us experienced riders and take the finish line”

8: He said that if I'm the very first one to reach the finish line....

Pag 17

2: I can.... with Back-gate-slope-senpai....

I can run...... together with him..... teh.....

3: Otherwise

My.....

My goal is.....

Pag 18

1: Rokudai-kun.... I received your feelings

2: So, it's alright now

You can rest now, you can retire from the race

Pag 19

3: You ran so amazingly, so you must be tired

Ah, no-no-no

Thank you for supporting me*

(NdT.: the verb he uses here, which is the same as the chapter's title, has also the meaning of “hold up”, so “support” both physically and figuratively)

4: Ahhh, but I can't move either my hands and legs

6: Roku-chan!!

7: Kei-chan, Kyou-chan!!

Pag 20

1: You passed him!!

2: Yeah!!

4: Good job!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal translations #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 710 #WHAT AN AMAZING PERFECT INCREDIBLE SHOWSTOPPING CHAPTER #PAGES 17 AND 18 WILL BE FOREVER ENGRAVED IN MY HEARR #HEART*#EXCUSE ME WHILE I SCREAM AND CRY ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILW #like-did we know this would happen? yes ofc. was it still an emotional as hell chapter? YES OFC BC WATANABE IS A GENIUS #Onoda being so happy roku-chan won and being all sappy about it #and naruko being like 'yes we know hes your face you dont need to hide it just bc youre the captain'#theyre all like ' kinaka who i only know rokudai' asdfgdfhfghg #and this is very fun but also kinda sad for poor kinaka #anyway!! roku-chan is just as in love with onoda as onoda is in love with him and i think that's beautiful ;A;#PLEASE I LOVE THEM I LOVE ONODA BEING A GOOD SENPAI I LOVE ROKU-CHAN GETTING INSPIRED BY HIM SO MUCH #THAT HE FINALLY DECIDES WHAT HE WANNA DO #I honestly cant wait to see more and more of them and their growth together as a pair of senpai-kohai #also excuse me but i need to write fics now ;A;#and btw one last thing! I wonder whats gonna happen now with kei and kyou- i wanna know if they end up joining the club!!

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Huntale Season II - Episode 5 : Page 16-20

EPISODE 5 - Page 21-25 : (07/11/2022)

Reading the chapters of Seasons I is necessary : chapter 1 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 2 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 3 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 4 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 5 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 6 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 7 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 8 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 9 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 10 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 11 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 12 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… Seasons II : chapter 1 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 2 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 3 Part.1 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 3 Part.2 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 4 Part.1 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… chapter 4 Part.2 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/… Beginning of chapter 5 : www.deviantart.com/antoine175/…

#undertale_comic #undertale #undertale_oc #undertale_au #rik_balder #sans #Antoine_Huntale #fel #Lloyd #khépri #Polypus #Jim Zan #grim_ghost

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It's Not Where You Come From (Kerri-centric, pt 1/2)

Long awaited, but here's the first half of the Kerri adoption fic, as part of the Wedding Planner AU! This takes place about 9 months after the events of Dearly Beloved.

Also for those who are not from the US, here is some information about FMLA. This fic also includes mentions of child neglect, transphobia, and theming around the US foster care system.

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Kerri’s been watching the driveway all afternoon, waiting for the familiar State of California vehicle to pull up. She has an open library book in her hands, but she’s barely read a single sentence. Soon enough, her CPS worker arrived, rolling the black bag filled with her and other kids’ files.

Kerri’s gotten used to this weekly routine for the past six months and has realized that she had no choice after being placed in foster care. She knew she would be stuck in this rotted system until she would turn eighteen and would never be adopted. Who wanted a pre-teen who came out as trans, and then her birth parents just gave up?

The preteen waited in the bedroom that she shared with her foster brothers. She wished she lived in the girl’s bedroom across the hall, but after her foster parents went back and forth on her situation, they decided it would be best for her to stay in the boy’s room. But she had the bed by the window, so at least she was grateful for having that.

After about twenty minutes of waiting, she heard footsteps walking down the hallway and opened the bedroom door without knocking.

“You’re wanted downstairs.” Her older foster brother told her before plopping down on his bed with an older-generation of an iPhone. Kerri was pretty sure that it didn’t have service on it.

Kerri said a quiet thank you and left the book under the pillow. She’s had her stuff stolen before and couldn’t take any chances.

Her foster mother and the CPS worker welcomed her into the living room. She sat in her usual seat that she resides in during these weekly check-ins. Her hands busied themselves with the loose thread on the arm of the chair.

“I’ll leave you two alone, then.” Her foster mother politely smiled as she left the room. Kerri would consider her as one of the better foster parents, only if she allowed her to grow out her hair and wear girl’s clothes.

The CPS worker started asking her all the standard questions. Is she being fed enough? Is she being treated well? Kerri’s answers always remained the same yes’s and no’s, and whatever short answer would get this meeting over with the fastest.

“I’ve got some news for you. I’ve already talked to your foster mom about it and she thinks it’s a good idea.” Her CPS worker said as she was putting Kerri’s file back into the bag.

Kerri’s head tilted slightly in curiosity “What is it?”

Her CPS worker took a deep breath “Remember when we tried to find you a placement within your family, but they all said that they couldn’t take you in?” Kerri nodded. How could she forget? She didn’t have many known relatives in the area. Her mother was an only child, and her father moved from Hawai’i to California. Her grandparents and her mother’s cousins in San Diego had all said no to Kerri living with them.

The only other family she has ever heard about was her father’s estranged brother, who cut off all contact almost twenty years ago.

“Well,” Her CPS worker continued, “You have an aunt who lives in LA, on your dad’s side. She was hard to track down, she changed both her first and last name years ago.”

“Wait, my dad didn’t say he ever had a sister.” Kerri crossed her arms and leaned back in the chair. “All he had was a brother that wasn’t in the family anymore and…” her voice trailed off, realizing that this could be the same person. It felt like a long shot to ask, but she had to rule out the possibility.

Kerri swallowed her nerves “Is she like me?” she quietly asked.

The worker nodded, “She is, her name is Sasha. I haven’t tried to contact her yet because I wanted to see how you felt about it first.”

She did have a blood relative out there. But Sasha cut off all contact with her family, as she might not want to be found again. Kerri wanted to be mad, but she could understand where Sasha was coming from if that was the case.

But this could also be her way out of the foster system, even if there was a big chance that Sasha didn’t want anything to do with her family. There was only one way to find out.

“I want you to try to contact her. I really want to meet my aunt.”

The following week, the CPS worker came for another visit, but she was alone. Kerri watched the car from the bedroom window for a few seconds longer than usual to ensure no one else was in the car.

Kerri didn’t want to feel disappointed, but she couldn’t help it. She felt frustrated that a relative she’d only known about for a week hadn’t appeared yet. Maybe her worries about Sasha were correct. This woman did not want anything to do with her family anymore, even if Kerri was just some kid that wanted to meet her aunt.

The CPS didn’t mention her aunt either during the meeting. It was the same routine as every other week, some questions that Kerri’s answers never changed. As the CPS put away the files, Kerri blurted out, “What about my aunt? Have you tried to contact her yet?”

The worker took a steadying breath before answering Kerri’s question. “I’ll be honest with you. I did call her, but I didn’t want to get your hopes up.”

Kerri’s voice lowered slightly “Why would I get my hopes up?”

“She said that she wasn’t sure right now. She told me she would think about it and call me back as soon as possible.” The worker explained carefully.

“Oh.” was all Kerri could respond with. She knew she had nothing to lose from the CPS worker contacting Sasha, but Kerri felt as if she lost the last possible connection to her family.

Better get used to the foster system since Kerri is stuck in it for the next six years.

Another week passed, and Kerri watched from her usual spot by the window for her CPS worker to arrive. Kerri accepted that Sasha didn’t want to meet her, as big of a pill that was to swallow. It was fine and nothing had to change in Kerri’s life now. She needed something stable, as there were too many changes in the past year alone.

The California state car pulled into the driveway and stepped out from the driver’s side was her CPS worker. Same black rolling bag and it will be the same meeting she has every week. Kerri pulled down the blinds, she wouldn’t miss anything new outside that she hadn’t seen before.

Kerri stopped paying attention to the time, actually reading her library book when her foster brother barged in the room.

“They want you downstairs, and there’s some lady there too with them.” He said in a bored tone as he pushed open the door, then went to the end of the hall.

“Wait, what lady?” Kerri asked with no response. Could it be Sasha? Did Sasha agree to meet her?

Turns out, it was Sasha who was downstairs in the meeting. Sasha was everything Kerri could ever dream of being one day. Her long dark hair was in a high ponytail, and her warm green eyes looked at Kerri without pity. Her aunt was stunningly beautiful and kind, and Kerri was nervous about making a good impression on her.

Each time Sasha asked her a question, Kerri could only manage to answer in short, simple responses. It took Kerri until the end of the meeting to settle her nerves and feel comfortable around Sasha.

“Is there anything you want to know about me?” Sasha asked her directly, and Kerri looked up at Sasha in front of her and noticed a ring with a set diamond on her ring finger.

“Are you married?” she asked, pointing to the ring.

Sasha smiled warmly and looked at her ring “Yes, I am. My wife and I just got married this past spring, and she even surprised me with the best honeymoon trip to Hawai’i.”

Her aunt was married, lived in LA, and went on a surprise honeymoon trip. Sasha seemed to be doing great for herself, Kerri couldn’t wait to get out of the system if that life was possible for her one day.

Sasha came back the next week and the following few weeks after that. It took a while for Kerri to warm up to her aunt, but she looked forward to her visits from the CPS worker and Sasha.

She learned a lot more about Sasha during the following few weeks. Sasha owned her own wedding planning business in LA, which was one of the coolest jobs Kerri could ever dream of.

Sasha didn’t mention her wife very often, as all she mentioned to her was that her spouse worked nights and they had been together for almost three years. Kerri didn’t even recall Sasha mentioning her wife’s name. She mostly spent the time during meetings listening and asking Kerri about herself.

One day, Kerri came downstairs for another meeting, and she saw there was another woman next to Sasha. She didn’t remember meeting this woman before, she was a couple of inches taller than Sasha and had cherry-red hair and sharp brown eyes.

“Who is this?” Kerri asked as she found her seat in the living room. She looked at her CPS worker and Sasha.

Was this a new CPS worker? A new foster parent? A random woman looking to adopt a pre-teen? The last option was the most unlikely, but a girl could dream.

“I wanted you to meet my wife.” Sasha said, putting her hand gently on the woman’s shoulder “Kerri, this is Anetra.”

Anetra leaned forward to give Kerri a pleasant handshake “Nice to meet you. Sasha has told me a lot about you.” Kerri noticed a faint scar over Anetra’s left eye as they shook hands. Anetra’s hands were long and willowy, a distinction from her athletic figure.

Kerri couldn’t tell if Anetra was shy or didn’t have much to say at all. During the meeting, she watched Sasha’s wife (or maybe Kerri’s other aunt? She wasn’t sure what to label Anetra) and her reactions. Anetra didn’t talk much, so that was all Kerri had to go by to get a first impression.

Anetra’s face didn’t change much either. She laughed with everyone, nodded, and smiled when appropriate, but that was about it. Kerri couldn’t tell how Anetra was feeling, maybe bored? Mad? Like she didn’t want to spend her afternoon with her wife’s niece in a foster home? Kerri had no idea what to think of Anetra.

A couple weeks after meeting Anetra, the Department of Social Services granted approval for the Colbies to take Kerri out of the foster house for day visits. By this time, Kerri’s aunts were visiting without the CPS worker and taking her out for afternoon visits.

These visits quickly became Kerri’s favorite time of the week. They took her to the parks in the neighborhood, coffee shops, and sometimes the beach (weather permitting). Kerri spent most of the time talking to her aunts and learning more about their lives in LA. She learned that Sasha started in wedding photography and recently got back into the hobby after their honeymoon.

It took a while longer to learn about Anetra, but she learned that her other aunt did competitive taekwondo until she was about sixteen. But that was about it, Kerri realized that Sasha did more of the talking out of the couple.

One week, Sasha came by to pick Kerri up to spend the day at the nature park, but Anetra was nowhere to be seen.

“Where’s Anetra?” Kerri asked as they got into Sasha’s small black car.

“She had a rough migraine this morning, so I told her to stay home and feel better,” Sasha said as she started the car and buckled her seatbelt.

“Oh, that sucks,” Kerri said. She wasn’t sure how Anetra felt about having a kid in her life since she was so hard to read.

“Yeah, but her best friend, Marcia, is coming over and bringing her some medicine and food from our favorite Thai place later. So she’s in good hands.” Sasha smiled, pulling out of the driveway and down the street.

Kerri’s spent barely two minutes with Sasha today, and she’s already learned two things about her elusive aunt. Maybe Sasha could tell her more about Anetra while they were out today.

“I think that’s the same one that Anetra has a tattoo on her chest.” Sasha pointed to a butterfly that was on a milkweed leaf in the nature center’s butterfly garden.

“Oh, it’s pretty.” Kerri simply said.

Sasha looked at Kerri, eyes full of concern “What’s going on? You aren’t usually this quiet.”

Kerri took a deep breath, “Can I ask you something about Anetra?”

Sasha nodded as she led them to a nearby bench, “What is it?”

“Does she not like kids?’ Kerri blurted out without warning and saw Sasha’s confused stare before continuing.

“I mean that she’s hard to read, so I can’t tell what she’s thinking. She doesn’t talk much either.” Kerri said in a rush, hoping that Sasha would understand what she was saying.

Sasha smiled at her, but not in a mocking way, “Do you know how many times I’ve told her that she has the meanest-looking resting face? Her scar doesn’t help much, either. She’s just a quiet person, but it takes her a bit to warm up to people.”

Kerri sighed in relief, “So it’s not that she’s bored or mad or anything?”

“No, and she absolutely loves kids. Whenever the florists at the store bring in their little boys, Anetra will come by just to play with them.” Sasha laughed to herself.

The scar comment stuck out to Kerri after she felt her nerves from before untangling themselves out of relief. “Then how did she get her scar? If you knew her before she got it,” she asked, hoping it wasn’t a rude question.

Sasha stood up from the bench and invited Kerri to join her in continuing their walk “I’ll let her be the one to tell you that story one day. It was scary when it happened, but we can laugh about it now.”

“Really?’ Kerri started walking alongside her.

“Yes, it’s a good reason we don’t have much glass in our house.”"

Weeks continue to go by, and Kerri notices that the visits with Anetra and Sasha change slightly. They never acted differently, and they still talk to her and take her to different places in San Diego.

But at first, the visits aren’t as long as before. It wasn’t noticeable to Kerri when the visits ended about ten or fifteen minutes earlier than usual until it happened week after week. She never mentioned this change to her aunts, thinking they might not have been paying attention to the time.

Then the visits become much shorter than usual. Most visits consisted of about half an hour of going to a park, talking, then dropping Kerri back off at her foster home and leaving to head back to LA. She tried asking why her aunts left sooner and sooner, but they always gave vague answers to Kerri’s frustrations.

“We want to beat traffic on the way home.”

“There’s a meeting we need to get to.”

“We have something early to get to in the morning.”

Kerri grew more frustrated when she heard these answers to her constant questions. And with the frustration also came worry.

She was worried about what the sudden change in her aunts could result in. Were her aunts not wanting to see her anymore? After months of visits, they decided they didn’t want Kerri in their lives.

Kerri tried her best to keep the negative thoughts at bay until Anetra and Sasha didn’t show up one week when they were supposed to. They didn’t call her foster parents to tell them they wouldn’t be there. They didn’t give Kerri a heads-up during the previous week.

The driveway was empty all day, and Kerri would know since she watched it from the bedroom window until it got dark out.

It was the saddest she’s felt since getting placed into foster care. She felt sadder than when her parents brought in an old suitcase and told her to pack what she needed. Even sadder than saying goodbye to her younger siblings. And much sadder than keeping her hair short and wearing hand-me-down boys' clothes for months.

She told her foster mom that her stomach was hurting and didn’t want to eat dinner that night. Her foster mom gave an understanding nod and told Kerri she would keep a plate in the fridge whenever she was hungry. She stayed in the bedroom for the rest of the night, never getting hungry enough to get her plate until she fell fast asleep.

Days later, her sadness turned to anger. Kerri felt angry at her aunts, she felt angry at her CPS worker, and she felt angry over almost everything in her life. How dare they string her along for months and then suddenly not show up when they were supposed to? How dare her CPS worker bring up contacting Sasha months ago just for Sasha to stop showing up one day?

Her CPS worker was visiting that day, and Kerri was almost too pissed off to meet today. But she was required to go to these meetings, so she grudgingly headed downstairs when she was called.

As she was answering the CPS workers with a hint of venom in her voice, there was a knock at the front door. She tried to keep her eyes away from the door as she heard Sasha’s voice thanking whoever let her and Anetra inside.

Now Kerri felt like she was silently fuming. Her aunts didn��t bother showing up a few days ago just for Kerri, but they would show up to a boring meeting with her CPS worker when they didn’t even have to be there.

“We’re sorry we couldn’t make it the other day, we’ve just been so busy this week.” She heard Anetra explain as they found their seats on the couch.

“Is that why your visits are getting shorter too?” Kerri asked her tone sharply pointed with her anger. She looked at her aunts, and both had small looks of surprise.

After a few seconds of silence, Sasha spoke to her wife and the CPS worker “I think it’s about time that we tell her what’s been going on with us.” The other two nodded.

Kerri tried to soften her voice “Tell me what?”

What was going on with her aunts? Were they getting a divorce? That would have explained why they had been leaving sooner and missing visits.

Kerri looked up to see smiles on Sasha and Anetra’s faces, and confusion grew as she listened to what was said next.

“We’re getting guardianship over you,” Sasha said in a gentle, yet excited voice.

After a few seconds of the thought of guardianship settled into Kerri’s mind, she managed to say “You two? Want to be my guardians? You do?”

“We do, It’s been a long process, but we just need to sign a few more papers, and we’re approved to be your guardians,” Anetra said, as Kerri watched all the adults in the room carefully.

“Why didn’t you tell me sooner?” she asked.

“We wanted to wait for it to be official before we said anything to you. We weren’t sure if the state would approve us since we’ve only known you for a few months.” Sasha explained.

“Does that mean I get to live with you in LA?” she was met with nods as she felt euphoria flood her chest. She’s finally getting a real home again, and a home where she’s allowed (and encouraged) to be herself.

“We’ll be back in about a week to help you pack and move. I’m taking some time off work since it’s the off-season, and Anetra is taking a few weeks of FMLA so we can help you get settled and enroll you in school.” Sasha explained helpfully.

“So what do you say, Kerri? Would you like having your aunts as your guardians?” her CPS worker asked, but already knew the answer.

Kerri nodded and felt tears spring to her eyes. The two women in front of her noticed and jumped out of their seats, and gathered the pre-teen into both their arms.

This was her first hug in almost a year and one of the best in her lifetime. She felt Sasha’s fingers run through her hair and Anetra gently rubbed her shoulder and back.

Kerri didn’t realize it until years later, but she was finally with her parents. They weren’t the ones who gave her life, but who would provide the unconditional love she always needed.

#wedding planner au #rpdr s15 #rpdr fanfiction #rpdr s14 #my writing #my fics #background sashnetra #cw child neglect #cw minor transphobia

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1st Person Pronouns

Last Updated: 10/6/22

[s] = singular, [p] = plural if specified

Common:

I/me/my/mine/myself

We/us/our/ours/ourself or ourselves

Non-Themed:

Æ/læ/ly/lyne/læself

A/ae/ay/aine/a(y)self

Am/am/ams/ams/amself

Be/am/is/is/amself

Ci/cm/cy/cine/cyself [s]

Chen/Chen/chenge/chenge/chengei

Dht/dhe/dhi/dhine/dhtself

E/em/ey/eine/e(i)slef

E/le/ei/eine/eiself

Er/er/erde/erde/er

I/ie/iy/iyne/iself

I&/me&/my&/mine&/my&self

J/je/jy/jine/jyself

L/le/ly/lyne/lself

O/oe/oy/oyne/o(y)self

Oi/oi/oi/oi/oizigei

One/one/one/ones/oneself

O/ng/ngo/ngode/ngoself

Ne/nuis/nur/nurs/nurselves or nurself [p]

Nit/vunce/vuns/vuns/vunselves or vunself [p]

Phy/phi/phiy/phyne/phyself

Si/sey/sy/sine/syselves or syself [p] [intended for systems, not exclusive]

T/te/ty/tyne/tself

U(r)/ue/uy/uine/u(r)self

Vi/ve/vy/vene/vyself

Wit/unce/uns/uns/unselves or unself [p]

Wei/muis/muir/muirs/muirselves or muirself

Wu/wo/wen/wen/wogai

X/xe/xy/xine/xyself

Xi/xe/xy/xyne/xyself

Xu/xie/xuer/xier/xun

Y/ye/yi/yine/yself

Zhen/zhen/zhende/zhende/zhen

Themed: themes in brackets, [like this]

An/ant/antl/antlen/antlerself [antler]

Cer/cerv/cyn/cervine/cerviniself [cervine]

Claw/claw/claws/claws/clawself [claw]

Co/coi/coin/coine/coinself [coin]

Cor/cors/corni/cornis/corniself [cornibus]

Dai/daim/daim/dais/daiself [demon]

Da/dae/daem/daine/daemself [daemon]

De/dec/decay/decays/decayself [decay]

Di/rays/dior/diors/diorself [radiation] [p]

Ea/lea/leafs/leavs/leafself [leaf]

Eye/eye/meye/meyen/meyself [eye]

Fa/fall/fallen/falline/fallenself [fallen]

Fae/fae/faes/faer/faeself [fae]

Fae/faer/faen/faens/faeself [fae]

Fa/fang/fangs/fangs/fangeself [fang]

Fai/fairy/fair/fairs/fairyself [fairy]

Fel/fle/flesh/fleshs/fleshself [flesh]

Go/gor/gore/gores/goreself [gore]

Haz/haz/hazar/hazars/hazardself [hazard]

Hex/hex/hexx/hexx/hexxelf [hex]

Ho/hor/horn/hoine/horself [horn?]

Jinx/jinx/jinxx/jinxx/jinxxelf [jinx]

Kei/kein/keiy/keine/keinself [kenochoric?]

Ki/kit/kitty/kine/kittyself [kitty]

Li/le/lix/light/lightself [light]

Li/min/nal/limin/(limi)nalself [liminal]

Mag/magi/magic/magis/magicself [magic]

Meow/meow/meows/meows/meowself [meow]

Peb/pebb/pebble/pebbles/pebbleself [pebble]

Pie/ma/pies/mags/magpieself [magpie]

Pix/pixie/pixx/pixx/pix(x)self [pixie]

Phy/phi/phiy/phyn/phyself [phylum]

Rai/rain/rai/rains/rainy [rain]

Rat/rat/rats/rats/ratself [rat]

Ray/di/dy/rad/dyself [radiation] [s]

Rei/rod/rodent/rodent/rodentself [rodent]

Riv/river/rivers/rivers/riverself [river]

Sa/san/sang/sangs/sanguiself [sanguine]

Sli/me/smy/slime/smyself [slime]

Sli/slim/slime/sline/slimeself [slime]

Si/sin/sinner/sine/sinself [sin]

Si/spe/spi/spir/spirself [spir]

Spell/spell/spells/spells/spellself [spell]

Sta/ste/steig/stein/stagself [stag]

Squi/squid/squids/squids/squidself [squid]

Ta/tai/tail/tails/tailself

Twig/twig/twigg/twiggs/twigself [twig]

Un/un/uncan/uncans/uncannyself [uncanny]

x/x/xs/xs/xself [x]

██/██/██s/██s/██self

☣/☣/☣s/☣s/☣self

#neopronouns #1st person neopronouns #first person pronoun #first person neopronouns #1stp pronouns #1pp #fpp #🪼 creations #category: lists #category: pronoun lists

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