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catfindr · 3 months
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flowerprintundies · 8 months
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Let's wish our favorite old man a HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! May he live forever and never find out about my account haha!!
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thedoormann · 8 months
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Happy Birthday Jeffrey Combs!! Here are all my drawings of the Jeffey Cinematic Universe together
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condifiction · 1 year
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She is so silly
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UPDATE: It is now law! The Colorado Governor has now signed it into law! This is huge!
Colorado Senate passed a bill today allowing felons to change their name in Colorado. They have to have good reasons, one being Transgender Affirming Care. As a transgender felon who has struggled with hearing their deadname too many times and is from Colorado this means a lot! I have been on T for over two and half years now and never thought I'd see this happen! It needs to go to the Governors Desk to be signed now, but this is huge news!
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weyounthevorta · 5 months
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EDIT: Check out the newer version here, which has juicy new spicy content and two new characters (Harriman Gray and the Captain)
I saw something similar posted by @undeadgayboynes and was inspired to create my own. Which Combs character would you date?
Thy’lek Shran (Star Trek Enterprise)
‪Pros: Strong sense of justice, good at what he does, sexy, energetic. He’ll fight for what’s right and he’ll protect you with his life. He has a soft side and he’s not afraid to show it.‬
Cons: Hotheaded, a bit rash.
Anton Mordrid (Doctor Mordrid)
Pros: Fights evil, lives a quiet life. Financially stable. Has a romantic streak. Is an all around sweet guy who will bring you breakfast in bed and read to you. He teaches you wizardry.
Cons: Absolutely tragic sense of style.
Chaz (Dead Man Walking)
Pros: Is objectively very cute. He’d risk his life for yours without question. He works past his fear to achieve his goals. No doubt a snuggler big on showing affection.
Cons: Is a bit whiney, possibly has the plague. Tragic taste in nicknames.
Crawford Tillinghast (From Beyond)
Pros: Brilliant scientist and inventor. Submissive and sweet. Romance with him would be chaste and old fashioned. He’d do his best to keep you safe. Cute little guy in a big sweater.
Cons: Sexually repressed. A bad luck magnet. Despite his best efforts, trouble finds him.
Andrew Paris (Phantom Empire)
Pros: Strong sex appeal. Wears the tightest pants in existence. He wouldn’t object to spontaneous adventures. A relationship with him would be impulsive and quirky.
Cons: Any girl who flirts with him is a legit threat. He’s a slutty, wanton little strumpet.
Bill Knight (Felony)
Pros: Handsome, charismatic crime fighter. Eager to hop in bed with you if you show a smidgeon of kindness toward him. He whimpers very prettily. He’s quick and agile.
Cons: He is a total hazard. You’re in the line of fire if you hang with him. He may break into your house. He’s flown through an absurd number of windows.
D-Day (Fortress)
Pros: Adorable, good with machines. There’s kindness in him. He will risk his life for his friends. A relationship with him would consist of tentative, shy, and guarded advances.
Cons: He is easily led into dangerous situations. He needs a dentist. Hes in jail.
Weyoun (Star Trek Deep Space 9)
Pros: Ethereal. Obscenely sexy. Knows what he wants and how to get it. If he chooses to be devoted to you, he’ll be loyal unto death. Loves to have fun, and loves to tease. Kinky.
Cons: Religious nut. Can’t appreciate art, food, and many simple pleasures. Manipulative.
John Reilly (Castle Freak)
Pros: Handsome DILF. He wants to improve his life. Repentant of his sins, affectionate.
Cons: Touch starved, desperate, directionless, alcoholic, and when he falls off the wagon he falls all the way off. He also comes from a family of lunatics so there’s that.
James Wilkins (Hunter S07E13)
Pros: Sensual as fuck. Life with him would be a roller coaster ride of sex and danger. Tattoos, leather, fast cars, and he can’t keep his hands off you.
Cons: He’s a thief and a murderer. He’s attracted to women more dangerous than he is.
Milton Dammers (The Frighteners)
Pros: Once upon a time he was probably a sweet guy. He wants to rid the world of evil so desperately that he’s sacrificed his own sanity to do it.
Cons: He’s a broken man. He’s completely lost his grip on reality. He’s scarred, scared, troubled, and no you can’t fix him.
Herbert West (Reanimator)
Pros: Definitely handsome. On some level he wants to do something great for humankind. He’s capable of affection in his own bizzare way. Life with him would certainly never be dull. Despite his abrasiveness he’s got an undeniable magnetism.
Cons: Morals? Never heard of ‘em. Healthy boundaries are a non starter. His definition of intimacy likely won’t be aligned with yours. He will latch onto you like the codependent, murderous, evil little gremlin he is until one or both of you is dead or in jail.
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"Donald Trump’s first of four criminal trials is scheduled to begin Monday in New York. After what is expected to be two to three weeks for jury selection, Trump’s criminal trial—where he is facing 34 felonies--is predicted to take six weeks. That means by mid-June, Donald Trump will be a convicted felon. It’s really that simple."
We can only hope.
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vulcan-moon · 11 months
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naming all of your dnd/pathfinder characters after crime is a very fun naming scheme btw ahshdjd
dbhdf theyre all catfolk too 😔
it started w felony and misdemeanour, who i named based on a petfinder pic and it just continued from there fjdj im too committed to the bit to ever stop
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felony and misdemeanour, my dnd characters, felony is the one i play and misdemeanour is her sister. felony is a cleric, meanie is a paladin. they have,, a lot of family drama going on
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then there's perjury for my current pathfinder game, she's a cleric who died during the campaign, came back wrong and absolutely is not processing it. her and another character just went on a road trip and semi left the game for a bit
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and my current character forgery (real name identity theft, but dont let anyone know). they're a changeling bard and theyre so so goofy. i got to play them last night and my god. they're one half of a double act with a goblin paladin and theyre so funny
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bethnaberrie · 1 year
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i made this when i was sleep deprived. please enjoy.
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catfindr · 2 months
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cherrypikkins · 3 months
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never was I more tempted to walk the path of carnage than the time I saw a lady squeezing all the avocados at whole foods before picking one
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silversyn115 · 15 days
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I am alive.
I had state testing lol
Please forgive my absence and the lack of the first chapter and accept this small comic I made last night instead of sleeping
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Long story short:
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Yes, this was partly inspired by Murder Drones. Sci-fi nonsense that SO WORKS
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thatmemeguy89 · 1 month
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Watch out my guy
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gwydionmisha · 7 months
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If he had bought it, it would be a felony.
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thedoormann · 1 year
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More of the Jeffrey Cinematic Universe
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