What all of your femme!tf2 headcannons?
Fem!Scout
Feral. And I mean feral. Scout is to this team what Pyro is to the canon mercs.
Medic gave her some sharper teeth so she can bite people.
Also she’s from New Jersey.
Not as fast as C!Scout but hits much harder.
She’s Miss Pauling’s girlfriend. Pauling likes her because she’s chaos incarnate but is also just very sincere. No over-trying, no posing, no filter, it’s attractive to her.
Fem!Sniper
Has an incredible sense of humor. If she met C!Sniper she’d probably say something like “Mate, you’re paid to blow up idiots in the dessert. Loosen up.”
Her best attribute would probably be her stealth. It doesn’t matter if she doesn’t hit her target the first time because you’ve no idea where’s she’s coming from.
Her second best would be her gymnastic skills. She finds perches anywhere and climbs just about anything.
Basically, she’s really hard to spot. Almost better at camouflage than the Spy.
Fem!Soldier
Much like her counterpart, she is incredibly patriotic and was prevented from joining the army.
However she was denied for stupid reasons like
“this is the 40s and girls can’t be soldiers”
and “No you can’t be a nurse either, especially when you tell us you plan on going AWOL”
and “For Christ’s sake girl you’re obviously not 18. You can’t join the army, you’re a child.”
Didn’t stop her from training though! By the time the 60s rolled around she’s more than able.
She’s really good at playing the trumpet. Absolutely shreds that thing.
She’s also an idiot, but a happier idiot.
Fem!Spy
Good relationship with Scout although they’re not related. Basically the inverse of C!Scout and C!Spy’s relationship.
Hear me out. She’s a stoner.
The predominant way she attacks is via poisons. They have effects such as temporarily blinding a player or reducing their muscle movement.
Also holograms. She has hologram gadgets.
She’s still French and has expensive taste, just less uptight.
Pyro
Does not wear a full gas mask, but wears a face covering and goggles and usually has a hood up along with gloves, long sleeves, and boots. So it’s the same effect.
They are completely nonverbal. (Can’t talk, not just a muffled voice.)
They really like cars. Surprisingly, not just for the gasoline.
They’re about as much of an enigma as canon!pyro, with the exception that their hair is sometimes visible.
Bit of a loner honestly.
Fem!Medic
She’s British! She is also exiled from England and banned from the UK.
Yes it was for the medical malpractice.
She has antidotes for Spy’s poisons. They have a rivalry that matches canon Spy and Engineer’s but with fem!spy being more like engineer in this case.
She’s an aunt in personality. “Love, dear, darling,” etc. are an integral part of her dialogue.
She’s crazy as the canon medic but in the opposite way. She has an abundance of calmness and apathy as opposed to his surplus of exuberance.
Fem!Engineer
Probably the most similar her counterpart.
She’s got the Southern charm. the subtle god complex, and the country-isums.
Unlike C!Engineer, however, she’s not a patient person. She has a temper like hot coals.
She remains a sweet smiling Southern bell when she’s furious, her tone doesn’t change but her actions do. She gets violent.
She never shows physical signs of anger. No red face or growling or anything like that. Just gets a vicious smile and glare.
Fem!Demo
Also very similar to her counterpart in personality but not in background.
Really jolly and friendly. And loud.
Has extreme bad luck. Like, comically bad luck. Her last name may as well be Murphy.
She, however, does not believe in luck.
She’s an orphan who grew up apprenticing under several types of demolition jobs.
Eventually she was refused by everyone else because every mentor that took her on would end up blown up by their own had within the year.
Fem!Heavy
She builds her weapons herself. She’s incredibly resourceful and a scavenger by habit.
Kazakh.
She likes collecting little things. She has a giant doll house filled with miniatures of everyday objects.
She’s completely stoic when in battle. Big, intimidating, quiet, doberman type.
Outside of fighting, though, she’s a really gentle and good humored person. She has an affinity for Sniper’s antics.
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My fem fortress designs character introductions!
Spy: René(e) – Genderfluid – He/him and She/her interchangeably
Soldier: John Doe – She/her / any
Engie: June – She/her
Demo: Donna Isibéal DeGroot – She/her
Medic: Helga (prefers going by Hella) – She/her
Sniper: Bertie (so often misspelled as Birdie that at this point she just accepts it as her name) – She/her and They/them
Scout: Jemma – She/her
Heavy: Mariya (Masha) – She/her
And Pyro is Pyro! I didn’t change anything about their design. They are all genders. They are no genders. They are everything on a bagel.
Thank you to @beepiesheepie for helping me come up with names (I am bad at it)
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