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hatboyproject · 2 years

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"One Day Like This"

Someone tell me how I feel In silly wrong, but vivid right Oh, kiss me like a final meal Yeah, kiss me like we die tonight

'Cause holy cow, I love your eyes And only now I see the light Yeah, lying with you half awake Oh, anyway, it's looking like a beautiful day - One Day Like This, Elbow

You can find "One Day Like This" over on DeviantArt if you prefer to view art there.

Here is a detail shot:

Will I ever use my powers to paint anything other than my OTP? Probably not Here's the thumbnail sketch I started from:

#shoker art #shoker #jeff joker moreau #jeff moreau #femshep and joker

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thefloatingstone · 5 months

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Whenever I worry I am making them too OOC for the sake of a joke I remind myself that the Citadel DLC exists.

#Mass Effect #Commander Shepard #Garrus Vakarian #Liara T'Soni #Shakarian #Joker Moreau #Femshep #shepard x garrus #Art #Digital art #artists on tumblr #I need a better art tag #The gang bully Shepard into taking a gd break #one day I will make a serious comic #but today is not that day #rip Joker needing to listen to this garbage every day #Mass Effect comics

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catsharky · 1 year

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The Joker comic I talked about is finally here!

I can't lie, I was pretty disappointed with how the reunion with Joker went in ME2. Out of all the characters, his should have been the most emotionally impactful (he saw Shepard die!!) yet all we got was "Sup?" as though Joker wouldn't have spent the 2 years dealing with insane survivor's guilt. Well to that I say pthhbt. My Shepard would have been beside herself seeing him again for the first time, so he's getting hugged whether he likes it or not.

Also while this is technically part of my ongoing Shakarian comic, please feel free to interpret this as romantic as well as platonic.

Part 1 • Previous Part • Interim Comic 2

#mass effect #mass effect comic #mass effect joker #femshep #commander shepard #sharky shepard #jeff moreau #shoker #jeff joker moreau #If anyone was wondering the reason Joker flinches back is because he's expecting to get decked in the jaw #He spent two years thinking about what would happen if he could bring Shepard back #Over time he convinced himself that she'd be pissed at him for getting her killed #At least enough that she'd punch him if he ever saw her again #He felt it was the least he deserved #sharky art

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ozziyo · 5 months

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hi i'm joker welcome to jackass

#mass effect #commander shepard #femshep #liara t'soni #garrus vakarian #shiara #shakarian #jeff moreau #my art #my fanart #my ocs #shiarakarian #redraw #terra shepard #joker did this to terra and liara when they hooked up and he thought it was so funny he's done it at least once a year since buT UH OH!!#NOBODY EXPECTS THE TURIAN ADDITION!!!!!!!!!!!

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hyperfixationstation128 · 10 months

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So, earlier on Reddit, someone made a joke about the Destroy ending of Mass Effect and how EDI was probably downloaded onto a USB drive, and I had the bright idea to draw Joker akd EDI having a nice lil picnic post war. And uhh... well....

#mass effect #femshep #mass effect 3 #art #commander shepard #mass effect fanart #jeff joker moreau #EDI #destroy ending #please don't hate me I just thought it was funny okay?!

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lassieposting · 7 months

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Anyway, I like to think there have been some amusing misunderstandings on the Normandy around Archangel-related media.

Shep and Tali, having an enthusiastic discussion about "the film", which they both claim to have seen recently and enjoyed. Tali is treating Shep to an indepth nerdy analysis of backstory and character development, which seems to puzzle Shep. Shep keeps bringing up lines she found funny, which Tali doesn't remember hearing. Both are silently thinking girl, did we watch the same vid???

To Joker, loitering nearby making himself a coffee, it becomes increasingly clear that they are talking about two different vids, both of which he has watched (for Ripping The Piss Out Of Garrus purposes, obviously)

Tali thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the human-made Marvel-esque movie by a big-budget studio, starring big-name actors - the turian who played Bellicus in Fleet & Flotilla and the hot asari from that movie Vaenia - in a fast-paced action-packed story about hope and justice and forbidden love. The one she went to see with Traynor, with the ending that made her cry.

But Shep, bless her filthy little heart, thinks they're talking about Archangel (2189), the cheesy low-budget porn parody produced by an indie studio on Omega, full of terrible jokes about projectiles and rockets and finishing three guys with one round, starring some long-fringed narrow-waisted well-endowed turian who is, in fairness, having the time of his life with that role, and a 98%-fake human woman in a terrible red wig and highly battlefield-inappropriate N7 armour. The one she's been quoting back and forth with Garrus all week, trying to make each other crease up or cringe at inconvenient times.

Now he just has to decide whether to wait for them to figure it out, or confuse them both even more by joining their conversation and talking about Archangel (2189), the new comic series in which the titular vigilante joins forces with his archenemy to defend Omega's people from invading Cerberus forces.

#mass effect #mass effect headcanons #garrus vakarian #joker moreau #femshep #tali'zorah vas normandy #shakarian #could also be #shalibrations #to be fair

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squaresweet · 1 year

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#mass effect #jeff moreau #mass effect joker #femshep #my art #fan art

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elfcollector · 1 year

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You can assume I’m generally aware there’s a war on, Commander!

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hum-tittle · 6 months

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Happy N7 day! Here is something I've been working on 😬

So in mass Effect we know ✨adult films✨ exist and that Shepard is famous enough to have a VI made of them, meaning that there’s probably ✨ Shepard impersonators ✨

With that this is how I think the crew would find out. (Preface in ME3 if you romance Garrus, Joker sent him vids to help him woo Shepard)

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destinysquared · 1 year

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Drawings I've made for @commander-krios of their femsheps with Joker as well as Wrex and Thane Krios from Mass Effect. Ty again!

Commission Prices/Info Here

#destinymade #mass effect #masseffect #femshep #commander shepard #custom femshep #thane krios #masseffect joker #joker/femshep #urdnot wrex #mass effect wrex #masseffect fanart #mass effect fanart

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vorchagirl · 4 months

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I've made a lot of custom Mass Effect pop vinyls in my time, but these 9 customs are the ones which I'm the most proud of! (Reyes Vidal & Joker were the most difficult by far, but probably the most rewarding!!)

#mass effect #femshep #kaidan alenko #mass effect andromeda #james vega #reyes vidal #commander shepard #garrus vakarian #joker #jeff moreau

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hatboyproject · 2 years

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ORIGINAL TRILOGY VERSION RELEASED: Get it HERE LEGENDARY EDITION: IN PROGRESS

So, what's next? Well, I've got to port this over to the Legendary Edition, and I have more content planned for that. Things I couldn't do for the original because of technical limitations. So, don't think this is over just yet... I'm listening out for feedback on how this plays. I've tested it as much as I can myself, of course, but I'm eager to hear how others go with it. Lots more new stuff to come! I don't charge money for this, it's all made for free and everyone gets the same version. But if you'd like to buy me a coffee, you can! I won't say no! I could use the caffeine!

#hatboy ot release #shoker mod #jeff joker moreau #shoker #mass effect modding #femshep and joker #jeff moreau #mass effect 3 #mass effect mods

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incorrect-masseffect-quotes · 6 months

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Joker: Hey Shepard, what goes up but never goes down?

Shepard: The amount of stress you all cause me..

#commander shepard #incorrect mass effect quotes #incorrect quotes #mass effect #mass effect incorrect quotes #mass effect legendary edition #jeff 'joker' moreau #femshep #male shepard

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setokaibapetty · 20 days

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5 + 1 Fic Friday Roundup: On Campus

One of the things that April is an awareness month for is community college. So, have some fanfic with student//teacher characters or a school setting.

Mahogany (AO3) - "Shepard and squaddies are students at the elite Galactic Training Academy. (Think Starfleet meets Hogwarts. In space.) Reapers have been dead for hundreds of years, but there are still plenty of baddies out in the galaxy. Shepard-in-training rises to the occasion, with the aid of her squad and a certain snarky flight student. Currently Rated M for language and mature situations."

The Night Will Come but Not to Stay (AO3) - "Jazz is excited about going to Gotham University for college. It's halfway across the country from Amity Park and anyone who knows about her weird family or ghost nonsense. Finally, she can pretend to be a normal woman who just wants to go into psychiatry. She meets a cute guy named Jason, and they seem to be getting along great."

Form 23-C: Application for a New Roommate (AO3) - "After battling ninjas, aliens, madmen, mafiosos, other heroes and death itself, Jason was about to face his most unknown foe yet: a normal life. It's fine. He'd always dreamed of going to college and for once reality sort of lived up to expectations. He loves the classes, he can handle the workload and his cases too. His roommate is a total douche, but whatever. Jason's fine, he's got this. Then he meets his roommate's brother. Jason totally doesn't have this."

Holy Romantic Overtures, Batman! (AO3) - "After the heist of a lifetime, henchman!Jason decides to go legit and enrolls in college. The last person he expected to see there was Robin, and he certainly didn’t expect to fall for him either. But somehow it all works out. Maybe it’s all the labels?"

campus cryptid vs. future valedictorian (AO3) - "Mara Glass did not care about "weird hot guy," the supposed "campus cryptid." She had heard of him her first couple years and had him pointed out to her by a classmate once, but what was there to notice? Okay, he was probably thirty, a nontraditional student, so what? There were a number of those around. Apparently he was hot--well congrats to people who were into people, they could keep him. And if you asked Mara, from her extremely objective perspective, those Disney-green eyes were doing a lot of heavy lifting. There was nothing particularly noteworthy about a thirty-something guy who didn't talk about himself to twenty-year-old classmates. He probably had, like, a real life. There were rumors he was married, although Brittany noted that the only reason people thought that was because one time someone heard him finish a phone call with, "You light the candles, I'll bring dinner. I love you." None of that was remotely interesting to Mara. He sounded like a normal person, and she wished people would shut up about him. Then in third year, she had a history class with weird hot guy."

Bonus: Scholastic Nightmare (AO3) - "Nara Sayuri, a religious studies major from a traditional household, would be hard pressed to come up with a worse nightmare. It was her first time presenting a paper at a conference and apparently her paper was so wrong that one of her ancestors - a deified ancestor, the Shikabane-hime herself - came down from the heavens specifically to point out how off base Sayuri was."

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kyratittyfish · 3 months

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Headcanon: since AJ is the tallest and bulkiest one in the couple, Jeff is the one who steals her hoodies. She sometimes “borrows” his t-shirts, but he’s mostly the one appropriating the other’s wardrobe.

#mass effect fanart #shoker #jeff joker moreau #commander shepard #mass effect joker #femshep #mass effect #my art #aj shepard #joker moreau #femshep x jeff moreau #jeff 'joker' moreau #jeff moreau #femshep x joker #joker mass effect #femshep x jeff joker moreau #fem!shepard #I’m still sick with the flu so I drew some fluff for comfort

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stillknowntobequitevexxing · 8 months

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Rynn Shepard and her crew and friends partied like there might never be another one. How prophetic.

Sigh... It's almost over... Again.

#mass effect #gaming #femshep #mass effect 3 #liara t'soni #edi #urdnot wrex #urdnot grunt #James Vega #garrus vakarian #mass effect joker #jacob taylor #steve cortez #mass effect jack #justicar samara #kasumi goto #mass effect javik #tali zora vas normandy #samantha traynor

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