Sith Feral Commission for @nxctuaryninetythree

(re)introducing diet matcha 2, electric boogaloo

apparently I can’t bite the ones that defy me so I think I’m just gonna chomp on a grilled cheese and call it a day

happy monday. here are slides from a simp powerpoint i made. you are welcome to provide feedback, critique, or flat out roast me.

this does not include every character & person i simp for, but i did do as much as i could.

Here's a little AU I did based off of an idea I had in my head and I was like: HEY! What if the characters in Eddsworld but ANIMALS! 👀🐾

Edd- Housecat

Tom- Turtle

Tord- Raccoon

Matt- Llama

BG: https://www.istockphoto.com/vector/dog-paw-print-seamless-template-for-your-design-wrapping-paper-card-poster-banner-gm1189999011-337165919

SOME ANDRE SCREENCAPS BC <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Non- anthro warren because Chem suggested I do!

Still trying to come to terms with the fact I'll never be a librarian who can speak a dead language and be recruited by a ruggish but handsome explorer for a quest to lift the curse and save the world

This is folk punk

some more delightful video titles from robin seplut (creator of two little kittens on a walk no bib no crib no problem)

Some literal furry Catras from 2019 wow

(old watermark from old account)

Linda Pastan, from a poem titled, "Why Are Your Poems So Dark?"

Image ID: "Ask the moon.

Ask what it has witnessed."

Vexrat from Feral 

Childe definitely has that gross hentai man cock that he likes to tease you with, laughing at how you scrunch up your nose in disgust when he slides it across your face. Not to mention how he doesn't shave for long periods of time, know matter how much you nag on him about it, he just won't do it; Besides, it only adds more pleasure for you when he grinds his hips against you, the orange hair brushing against your clit.

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He’s so >:( hmph hate him hate him hate him

This ended up being longer than I expected you, basketball anon, full my horny thoughts. Also I missed you!!! I love seeing you in my inbox :3

Warnings: throat fucking, spit, Childe refuses to shave bc it makes you mad, mean gross tartagalia, coercion (tagging just in case), him and his gross cock >:)

Pushes you to your knees right after training, “come on pretty, just suck on it for a little bit.” He’ll coo like he didn’t just sweat and pant for hours on end. Cock hard as you pull him out of his pants. You whine that he’s all sweaty, all musky and that he hasn’t trimmed in a while.

“Come on, saved it just for you.” He says, voice so sweet it’s rotten. You despise you’re self for clenching your legs at his tone, and you pinch his thigh, murmuring out, “you’re such an ass.” And he just chuckles and uses his fingers to pry your mouth open and pliant for him. “You love it.”

But it’s not like he’s making you - you can feel the pooling in your panties as he grips his length in his fingers, gripping the back of your skull and smearing his dick all over your cheeks. And s’ clearly fine since you roll your eyes back as he slaps the heavyweight of it on your face, drooling with parted lips as he pushes the tip into your mouth.

And Tartagalia is such a bitch when he pushes your head to the base, right up against his navel. Those damn ginger pubes nestled right on your nose, laughs at your whines, and weak pushes to his thighs because he’s all you can inhale. Tip punching the back of your throat, and you spit long sticky rivulets down his navel and making the patch all shiny with saliva.

“Love it dontcha? Actin’ like you don’t but I can see you dripping from up here.” he sneers, all salacious with a feral grin plastered on his face. Cums down your throat, face all nuzzled into the thick patch as you slobber down his cock.

and when he’s even meaner when he fucks you, mocking your whiny voice that says “s’ gross,” because clearly, it’s not that bad considering you’re clenching down on his cock and dripping onto the sheets. His shaft all glossy from your spit, thin milky white coating the tip as he drags it over and over across your lips.

goin’ all stupid and cross-eyed when he snaps his hips till you’re connected, and swirls his cock inside you, coarse hair tickling and pressed up against your clit. Makes you throw your head back and moan so so loud that he’s laughing and pushing up your thighs to thrust deeper. Licking up your neck, as he feels the wet squelching mess coat his cock down to his balls, hair all wet and messy as it squishes against your cunt.

“Don’t even need to rub your clit huh? See, s’ not bad at all. You’re just a little crybaby.” Smirking at the way your thighs shake as he gives deep timed thrusts with his fat dick. Yeah he’s mean, yeah he’s all sweaty and makes you mad with the way he waves his cock in your face - but his fat dick just doesn’t compare to anyone else’s, and the way the thick patch rubs so good on your clit - maybe you do like it.

Illustration by James Jean for Bill Willingham’s 1001 Nights of Snowfall

Ah, so you made a deal with the devil.

this is a horseshoe crab appreciation post

just ate some strawberries, turns out life really is worth living

THEY LITERALLY WENT TO THE BAD PLACE AND SAVED KAIA BECAUSE NO ONE SHOULD BE LEFT BEHIND LIKE THAT AND BECAUSE THE WORLD WAS FALLING APART BECAUSE OF CHUCK AND THEY SAVED KAIA—-PULLED HER FROM THAT DARK PLACE AND REUNITED HER WITH NOTORIOUS DEAN MIRROR, CLAIRE NOVAK I-

DEAN WAS SUPPOSED TO RESCUE CAS FROM A WORLD THAT JACK CAUSED TO DESCEND INTO CHAOS (IT’S SO LOUD) AND BE REUNITED WITH THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE I AM GOING FERAL