#feral bastard

[pxiedustnblades]

(“Hard knock life” but it’s just Basim getting his shit rocked.)

Ubisoft can you stop beating him up for FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE.

#assassin's creed #basim ibn ishaq #basim ibn is’haq #assassins creed mirage #assassin’s creed mirage #AC Mirage #shit post #this compilation will surely grow #assassins creed valhalla #basim my beloved #feral bastard

[simm-mouse]

I request Nerv biting someone. You know he does, I know he does, Circe knows he does,

You're right anon, I know very well that Nervous is a biter. That's why my version of the Beakers have scars on them. I honestly couldn't think of who he should bite, though it's pretty obvious. But now that I think about it after I finish the doodle, he's biting Abhijeet Cho, Circe's co-worker. He started arguing with him in my game. He even started a fight with him, though he lost

#my bullshit #my art #fanart #requests #the sims 2 #ts2 #strangetown #nervous subject #stink death boy #Biting creature #Feral bastard #When I first started playing the Beaker house Nervous woke up and chose violence

[frankiestiennn]

hozier really thought he could shalalala his way out of writing the most gut wrenching lyrics known to mankind like wdym “be still my foolish heart don’t waste your time on her”?

#hozier #like real people do #what is this man doing #feral bastard

[modernwizard]

Reasons I love the Spymaster #61: Playing even more with gender!

Find my full series under the HELP I WUVS HIM tag or at the why I love Dhawan Master tag.

#61: Playing even more with gender!

In The Power of the Doctor, the Spymaster wears the Doctor's earring in a way that has caused fans around the world to swoon, but let's check out another example of his gender play in the same ep. Before he steals the Doctor's clothes, he defaces enhances 15 of Western art's most famous paintings for no other reason besides that of getting the Doctor's attention. Check out his alterations [from top to bottom] to Mona Lisa, American Gothic, and Girl with a Pearl Earring:

Yeah, he just stuck himself in Rasputin guise into each painting. Hilariously enough, it's not quite a self-insertion. He doesn't change the head hair and skin color of the original figures. He just pastes in the facial features and the beard. The ridiculously long and profuse beard accentuates the fakeness of the new faces and kind of makes it look like he put 🥸emojis on all the paintings.

Besides THE FREAKIN' SILLY BEARDS, the other thing that jumps out here is that the Spymaster pastes himself into portraits of women. Furthermore, when he has a choice of two characters to paste himself over, as in American Gothic, he deliberately chooses to paste himself in as the woman.

I've said it before, and I'll say it again. The Spymaster's gender doesn't fit into the masculine/feminine binary. It seems to be the same as the Thirteenth Doctor's, which is possibly "feral bastard" [#49] and/or "disaster queer" [#44]. Whatever his gender, it's flexible and includes a lot of room for play! >:}

P.S. Do you need MORE of the Spymaster in your life?

My most recent charity anthology, Gender Who?,features loads of Thirteen/Dhawan being their feral bastard selves and being happy!

If Masters in general are more your thing, you’re looking for Master Works, my first multimedia charity anthology about Master[s] + companion{s].

All proceeds from these two charity anthologies will go to Migrant Justice, a US-based nonprofit that aids migrant farm workers in political organizing.

And if, after all that, you still want more Spymaster…well, then you need help. And help is here!

Look who’s on the cover! How can you go wrong?! [This is a creative work of fiction intended solely for entertainment and parody. If you’re looking for self-help, it’s definitely not here.]

A humorous, sarcastic overview of the many personalities and faces of the universe’s most notorious supervillain, Your Villain & You invites you on a journey of wicked self-discovery. Choose the characters that you identify with the most, and then be amazed at what that reveals about your personality, childhood, style, gender, kinks, and more.

#the master #doctor who #dw meta #sacha dhawan #the spymaster #spymaster #why I love Dhawan Master #HELP I WUVS HIM #disaster queer #feral bastard #freakin' stupid beards #trollin' like an emoji in famous paintings #gender who? #master works #your villain & you #charity anthology #migrant justice

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

#ac valhalla ivarr #ivarr the boneless #ivar ragnarsson #ivarr ragnarsson #ac valhalla #ivarr simp #ivarr #feral bastard

[tiredbi-peach]

Alright members of the jury, I’ve gotten sucked into COD recently and now I’ve made an oc. So meet Flatline!

And here’s some little headcanons about em.

Their actual name is Aster Lennox.

They used to be a paramedic before joining the military. That’s how they got some of their scars.

They have a very high pain tolerance and sometimes just shrugs off injuries.

Despite being a medic and often telling others to take care themselves, Aster does not do this half the time. Mf is a hypocrite lmao

Deals with a lot of intrusive thought’s when overwhelmed, none of which they have acted on.

Doesn’t like to show when overwhelmed though.

When upset, they’ll shut down and just give short responses like “Yes sir, no sir, yes ma’am, no ma’am.” Or just stand their silently and take whatever is being said to them.

This can include verbal abuse too. They’ll just stand there and take it.

Has worked at a summer camp before and has compared to dealing with some of their patients as dealing with literal children.

Sleep is for the weak, very much might be a chronic insomniac, but has not confirmed nor denied it.

Speaking of which, they have been called to some rather horrific scenes.

Has had to pump someone’s heart manually. Meaning they had to crack someone’s chest open, grab their heart and squeeze it to try and get blood flowing. It was an experience they vividly remember to say the least. Sometimes wakes up in a cold sweat thinking about it.

Has been punched in the face by a crack addict a few times

A very expressive person. Meaning if you say something dumb or something baffles them, it very much will be written all over their face.

When they don’t take care of themselves (ie. forgetting to eat, forgetting to drink water, forgetting to shower occasionally and even just forgetting to sleep) they get smacked with a newspaper.

Knows Latin for some god forsaken reason??

Very much the kind of person when uncomfortable won’t say anything and just smile and laugh it off.

Sometimes can be a bit a people pleaser.

Holding on through the power of positive thinking and sheer willpower.

Really likes to play the drums, gets more aggressive when playing when upset.

A muscular woman. Like she’s a power lifter and able to lift someone twice her own weight over her shoulder

Totally dances around and sings whenever they she thinks she’s alone (Has been caught on occasion).

Long story short, trying to keep the 141 alive alongside the other medics

#cod original character #my ocs #ocs #my beloved #feral bastard #but I love her for it #call of duty mw2 #141 #cod 141

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

i hope ur cursed with the knowledge that shuji does in fact steal ur ketchup packets and five minutes later u see him siping on one

No I know he does you're right. He drinks soy sauce with a straight face too.

You and eris' pushing the gross shuji agenda and me just accepting him as is in all his gross glory Ig

#my beloved disgusting boy #feral bastard #hanma shuji ~❤️

[vampirelordmaxwell]

"I enjoy music, too! I really enjoy showtunes, like Hamilton and Phantom of the opera. But also singers, like Lana del Rey and Hozier. Which musicians do you like?" I smile with contentment.

he just sorta stared off going wide eyed. he knew none of those. "I like Hard Bass School... Uamee as vell...hm- your Lady GaGa." he started to get nervous XD he listens to mostly gopnik type music, and things for meme lords. and yes he pronounses Bass like the fish.

#oc art #oc rp #ocs #interactive fiction #interactive oc #original character #oc interaction #russia #russian mafia #blind oc #hard bass school #Lav the Slav #feral bastard

[aziraphalalala]

It's been 3 months and we're still here, stuck like flies in amber in the last 15 minutes of Season 2, Episode 6.

Send help. And crepes.

#good omens #trending again because WE WILL NOT STOP #We will make all internet bow to the husbands #our work is not done #feed the feral Good omens children #fEED THeMMMM #roaar #it's me I'm the feral good omens lovechild slash bastard #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #aziraphale #aziracrow #crowley

[pxiedustnblades]

Watching, listening and Calculating.

#i love him so much #i love him your honor #feral bastard #assassin's creed #assassins creed #ac valhalla #basim ibn is’haq #basim ibn ishaq #have to tag it the other way since people haven’t gotten the memo on his name

[gotdampigeon]

the problem with using a beer can opener to open an ultra blue monster bc the tab fell off is that you will be promptly n thoroughly misted with gamer nectar like a wilted lettuce in the produce aisle.

#i hate it here #feral bastard

[theprodigypenguin]

Sometimes a family is a gender fluid drag queen whose head is bigger than her body, a twenty-two foot tall teddy bear who's the last of his race, an emotionally constipated introvert with black coffee for blood, and a deeply psychologically damaged feral bastard boy who's two clicks away from biting someone's throat out.

#dragon + iva + kuma the queer platonic polycule relationship and sabo the feral beast they fished from the water and decided to raise #because SOMEBODY (looks at dragon) is too much of a pushover to tell a ten year old no #one piece #sabo #monkey d dragon #emporio ivankov #bartholomew kuma #the revolutionary army #they love their bastard child tho #can you imagine the family photos

[greenteacryptid]

So, kill anybody yet ? (Flirtatiously)

#chaoscore #cryptidcore #haha funny #shitpost #shitposting #chaotic bastard #gremlincore #crowcore #dirtcore #grungecore #feral #absolutely feral #feralcore #dark acedemia

[i-gotta-get-normaller]

#i need to be that dog #ac valhalla ivarr #ivarr the boneless #ivar ragnarsson #ivarr ragnarsson #ivarr simp #ivarr #feral bastard

[quietwingsinthesky]

once again. i am thinking about an alternate end of time ending where the master joins up with the doctor on the tardis, but now specifically, an au where the doctor still ends up regenerating and crashlanding in amy's backyard. au where the doctor doesn't show up 12 years late because two timelords piloting a tardis is (marginally) better than one, and now amelia pond is going on adventures in time and space in the care of the two least qualified being in the history of the universe to take care of a seven year old.

#an amy pond who grows up on the tardis would be a terrifying thing indeed. #i dont know if its funnier if the master doesnt regenerate too and now every time they show up in the modern day dozens of tabloids get #pictures of him and the doctor going 'FORMER DISGRACED PRIME MINISTER SPOTTED? GAY??? SECRET SCOTTISH DAUGHTER???' #the picture is eleven leading the way while a very disgruntled master gives amy a piggyback ride (if he doesn't she'll start biting again) #on the other hand. if the master regenerates into missy that's just as funny. evil mary poppins to raise amy. #doctor who #local bastard who keeps trying to destroy the world reluctantly fond of feral ginger child they picked up. still wants to destroy the world #but not before amelia gets to go out for ice cream first.

[virtue-and-beneviolence]

The ketchup bestie drinking it in normal amounts:

KDJSK KIDDING KIDDING KETCHUP IS ACTUALLY RLLY NICE I HAVENT HAD KETCHUP IN YRS 😭 I’m probably a Ketchup bestie also😮‍💨 “supriiiiseee shawtee” I revealed myself! 😋🫣 hehe

One glass for me one for my ketchup bestie, would you like some as well Virtue???

I don't know any of these people

#/j #virtora #feral bastard #ketchup discourse