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wordstalktome · 1 year
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WWX x Babu love Part (2/?)
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"Wei-ge is BACKK!!!" Hi, I'm just obsessed with little babies obsessed with their Wei-ge, I'm so feral, so overcome, idk what to do with myself with this soft-found family agenda, that I just had to make myself content !!
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thehelmofhearts · 1 year
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Lan Wangji just being completely and utterly soft for Wei Wuxian is just ..ugh, it hits so different.
I mean, the way he looks at him...with so much love and affection....there is no satisfactory way to describe that look in words. But if my future partner doesn't look at me that way I don't want them...
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telecommunikate · 2 years
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two dynamics i will always go feral over are baby lan zhan being jealous over nie mingjue being friends with his big brother and going all bitey on him AND baby lan zhan being nie mingjue’s biggest fan and just shadowing him 
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wangxian-on-repeat · 2 years
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Lan Wangji: you are the stupidest man i know.
Wei Wuxian: i invited an entire new branch of cultivation
Lan Wangji: i know. you're an idiot. let's make out
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aboveweirdest · 20 days
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Name me a better trope then revealing that a character is tragically covered in scars
Go on, quickly now
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endless-nightshift · 26 days
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Orange juice by Noah Kahan but it's Jiang Cheng about Wei Wuxian.
13 dead and 43 injured. I'm feral and I might not recover.
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protagonistscum · 2 years
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im pretty sure that the untamed softened wei wuxian’s edges
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wangxianficfinder · 7 months
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Fic Finder
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1. In search of another fic! This time I'm looking for a fic where wwx was taken in by lqr and grows up in cloud recesses. I think there's a scene where an adult/older teen wwx requests that lqr formally adopt him, or lqr asks to formally adopt wwx. Either way, many heartwarming feelings! I think lwj might also formally request to speak to lqr about courting wwx in this fic. Thank you!
FOUND? All will be well when the day is done by abCEE (T, 76k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Fix It, Not Jiang Family Friendly, not JFM or YZY friendly, Definitely not YZY centric, Time Travel, Butterfly Effect, Madam Lán Lives, No Sunshot Campaign, Unreliable Narrator, not JC friendly, non-yunmeng WWX, Accidental Baby Acquisition, Good Uncle LQR, Happy Ending, WWX gets the love and care that he deserves from the very beginning, WWX Isn't Adopted by the Jiāngs, verbal and physical (c/o Zidian) abuse from YZY)
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2. Hello. First time doing this so hope I'm doing it right. I'm looking for a fic I read ages ago but I can't remember the name. What I remember is that it's a Modern AU and Wei Ying was sent to boarding school (Gusu) where he was roomed with Lan Zhan. It was just him and he had a hard time adjusting before things slowly got better. He went home for the holidays and found out that he was blood related to Jiang Feingman and did not really handle that well and left home to go back to school. Last thing I remember happening is that he got tricked into picking up a call from JFM when he thought it was Yanli? If you know this fic, is really appreciate some help @cara-tanaka
FOUND? I want to stay with you by Naeme (T, 63k, WangXian, Modern AU, Slow Burn, High School, Age Progression, Family Secrets, Family Drama, Family Feels, Bonding, Mutual Pining)
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3. Hello, I’m looking for a specific WangXian fic, similar to “shoot your shot -hot or knot”. It features dark Lans where Lan Xichen sets up a mating run for his brother and Wei Ying signs up for the money. I remember a scene where all the contestants are asked to line and sign a contract and someone tries to escape. He gets shot and the rest of the contestants are warned not to try to run away. I think Lan Zhan is a feral/dominant Alpha. I believe he killed a few other contestants before making his way to Wei Ying. Hope you’re able to find it! Please and thank you 😊 @confundo
FOUND! Five Fifteen by 3neetee (M, 11k, WangXian, Modern AU, A/B/O Dynamics, Alpha LWJ, Alpha WWX, Mating runs, Graphic Description, Violence, Dom/sub Undertones, Light Bondage, Rape/Non-con Elements, Alpha/Alpha, Implied Mpreg, Dark LWJ, Betrayal, Smut, Anal Sex, WWX likes to be called Omega, Dark lans, Twitter threadfic, Unreliable Narrator WWX) locked to archive members only
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4. I’m looking for a Modaozushi Fanfic
I read this fanfic months ago. it is fic where wen qing asks for protection from wei ying, who is either a spirit or an immortal (he is definitely not human),for the wen remnants in exchange for their service for some time.
i think lan zhan (who was a winter lord or something) visits them after some time.
the story had not gone far when i had read it.
please help me find it.
FOUND? A Year and a Day by Admiranda (T, 11k, WIP, Unseelie AU, wwx is a fairy lord, making bargains with the fey, background wangxian, minor OCs, agenda: give wei wuxian some better siblings) the asker looking for the fic where WQ makes a bargain with WWX is likely looking for my Unseelie fic, in which WWX is the autumn Fey lord and LWJ is the winter prince. It is not cancelled, but the next chapter has been absolutely evil and refusing to write itself.
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5. Hii I remember this fic that happened at Phoenix mountain hunt , the blindfolded kiss scene, where wwx knew it was lwj because chenqing or the resentment didn't attack lwj , cause it knew him (recognized him) or something like that. @karinasnowwwx
FOUND? No one else but you by chrisemrys (M, 17k, wangxian, canon divergence, First Kiss, Stolen Kiss, Love Confessions, Fix-It, Everyone Lives au, Semi sentient resentful energy, Golden Core Reveal, Fluff and Hurt/Comfort, First Time)
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6. pls help me find this fic
A) i am doing this for the first time, Thank you already for all the efforts. i lost a twitter fic i read ago and forgot to save. Its info that i remember is as- TW // NSFW, MPREG..............it was a omegaverse types fic, lan zhan slept with wei ying, they did stuff. lan zhan ran away at night nd collapsed in the streets due to something related to omega-alpha thing, i dont exactly remember. then he's hospitalised for some time nd his brother lan huan stays with him. wei ying had no idea about lan zhan's conditions and lan huan thinks that lan zhan is in this condition because of wi ying so he starts hating him and tries his best to keep his brother away from wei ying......................they meet in a school programme again, where they play their guqin nd flute, towards the end wei ying is saved by lan zhan from an accident nd they r really close, again, lan zhan faints. lan huan comes, and takes lan zhan away. wei ying is pregnant nd wen wind knows it, she taks care of him. lan huan hides this info from lan zhan, who discovers it only when he overheard wen qing and lan huan talking when wen qing came to fetch lan zhan because wei ying's condition was getting worse without his a/b/o partner (doctor advised it). then, lan zhan goes to wei ying nd comfortshim, he sleeps but when he wakes up, he doesn't accept lan zhan nd technically hates him but they start taking things slowly nd improve. after a while, they r normal, they live in wen qing's apartment, lan zhan often feels distant and stays awake alone at night, wei ying is worried for him. he takes best care of wei ying but not himself. one day wen qing visits wei ying when lan zhan is out and tells him and she cam smell her scent nd not lan zhan's and that might be reason why lan zhan doesn't feel fine, because he is in other person's territory. wei ying calls lan qiren and asks help for a new place. rest, i dont remember, sorry. this is killing my brain
B) tw//nsfw it was a twt soc med au, wy was a singer/idol, got laid in a party(bday mayb), finds lan zhan later, lan zhan is the man. towards the end, he releases a whole song/album regarding his story, from getting laid to falling in love with lan zhan. in the mean time when he was preparing it as a bday gift, he gave less time to lz and he thought he was ignoring him. that's all i remember sorry, its stuck so bad, i cant forget it. there was a cover for the single/album too i dont remember @dee-s085
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FOUND! Twitter Thread by babyofgusu
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7. Hi, I’m so sorry to have to ask this, it’s frankly embarrassing, but here we are. I was reading one of the fics you recommended for an itmf (I think the original request was something with soulbonding) and my app closed. Now you would think finding it again would be easy, but I had scrolled a few months back by the time I found it and now fro the life of me can’t find it. So here’s the premise: CQL post canon, WWX wakes after banishing a spirit at an old manor and finds himself in pain. Turns out he and LWJ got cursed to be close, when they’re touching the pain recedes. I got maybe halfway through where they decided to visit the manor since the library didn’t deliver results. Would you be so kind to direct me to the correct fic/itmf post? You Guys are amazing, have a nice weekend ❤️ @elitharavenclaw
Hi, #7 of the last fic finder, sadly those fics are both not it. Theres not really more detail to tell though, but I will try. WWX is found by two rogue cultivators who treat him fine, he travels back to cloud recess for 2 days with little apple, sizhui and Jingyi help researching, LQR is disapproving of wangxians “unseemlieness” though he knows they’re cursed, they do check the forbidden section of the library but without success. Hope this helps.
NOT FOUND! So Why Not Crack Your Skull When the Mind Swells by greenteafiend (E, 13k, wangxian, Hurt/Comfort, Curses, Case Fic, Mutual Pining, Getting Together, Confessions, Drunkenness)
NOT FOUND! All in Good Time by bigboobedcanuck (E, 8k, WangXian, Post-Canon, First Kiss, First Time, POV LWJ, Top LWJ, Pining LWJ, Protective LWJ, Bottom LWJ, Protective WWX, Top WWX, Pining WWX, Idiots in Love, Gūsū Lán Juniors Dynamics, Good Kid LSZ, Branding, Scars, Worry, Protectiveness) thought it was one i read a while ago but-according to my giant note i keep a list of all my fav untamed fics lol- its lwj who is cursed not wwx!
FOUND? You'd Break Your Heart to Make It Bigger by vesna (mrsronweasley) (E, 32k, WangXian, soulbonding, First Time, Case Fic if You Squint, Fools in Love, soul boning, soft fools in love, Pining while fucking) With the two rogues, this sounds like "You'd Break Your Heart To Make It Bigger"
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8. Hello darlings! I'd like to ask for your help finding a fic that i cannot find anymore... it's a wangxian AU set in 1800 England, kinda. I think wei ying is a fan of this mysterious writer who wrote a fantasy novel and of course the writer is lan zhan (or viceversa?). It's a 5 chapter fic written like it's jane austen's book! And the writer added extract of this book wei ying is a fan of! It's an amazing fic with a fanart of this book. I was sure that the fics name was the monster of yiling, but i cannot find it . Thank you in advance even if it can't be found 🥰 @jaecomments
FOUND! Restraint and Revelation: or, The Necromancer of Yiling by Lirelyn (T, 16k, wangxian, Regency au, Gothic, Story within a Story, Pining, LWJ's horny imagination)
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9. Hi! I'd like help finding this one fic. It's set in the cloud recesses during the lectures, LWJ is cursed by a group of Elders so he acts like the perfect Lan (or something) and WWX is the only one who notices, I remember he tried to bring it up to others (or at least Lan Qiren) but no one believed him, Only LXC does (once he returns - from somewhere, I don't know where). I also remember that a bit form LWJ perspective mentioning that they wanted to curse LXC too, but it would be too obvious. @i-like-snakes-and-spiders
FOUND! The Meaning of Silence by The Silverfish (ZephyrAndTheSilverfish) (T, 14k, wangxian, Mind Manipulation, Hurt/Comfort, Angst, Pining)
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10. hello! i wanted to find a fic where wangxian were resident doctors, they were kinda friends but turned into lovers. it was explictly rated as far as i remember! thank you!
FOUND? Anginal Equivalents by fakeplasticlily (E, 23k, wangxian, modern, Medical Residents AU, Childhood Friends, Mutual Pining, Oblivious WWX, Sexual Content, Podfic Available)
FOUND? Year Of Night Call by ailuridae (abigailnicole) (T, 22k, WangXian, XuanLi, Modern AU, What If Cultivators Were All Surgeons AU, surgery AU, Our Boys Are Trauma Fellows Now, The Lan Babies Are Surgery Interns, trauma fellows share a call room, and there was only one bed, hospital au, Medicine AU)
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11. I’m looking for the Fic where Wei Ying goes missing in high school and is homeless. Lan Zhan finds him at a coffee shop and buys him coffee and doesn’t recognize him at first. He gives him a coat. He brings Wei Ying to stay at his place. I believe wangji might be a single parent and have pet bunnies. Huaisang was best friends with Wei Ying & reconnects with him while he’s at wangji’s. Wei Ying goes missing again and xichen watches the bunnies while wangji searches and finds him out in the cold.
FOUND! Where You Fell by Sweet_William (E, 303k, wangxian, 3zun, JC/NHS, JYL/JZX, modern, Angst, Mutual Pining, Homeless, Getting Together, Slow Burn, Implied/Referenced Child Abuse, accidental sugar daddy LWJ, Suicidal Thoughts, Self-Esteem Issues, Coffee Shops & Cafés au, Autistic Character, WWX Has ADHD, Panic Attacks, Hurt/Comfort, Implied/Referenced Sex Work, Implied/Referenced Substance Abuse, Eventual Happy Ending)
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12. Hi, I’m in need a bit of a help I’m struggling to find a wangxian fic, it’s involved wei wuxian and the wen refugees in the burial mound and some how they find in the burial mound they find the fountain of youth (or something like that) and they make a shop for makeup or something like that and sell it and wei wuxian dresses as a girl and I think other stuff happens but can’t fully remember. I was trying to find this fic but I can’t find it anywhere and I’m unsure if it’s been deleted or something, if you could help me find it or know if it’s been removed, I would really appreciate it, thank you.
FOUND? Fruit-Bearing Pool by rei_moon (T, 46k, WIP, wangxian, Mpreg, Crack Treated Seriously, Magical Pregnancy, Magical Pool, Out of Character, Inspired by Journey to the West’s Motherhood River, Historical Inaccuracy, WWX became a business mogul to feed his growing family, Minor OCs, Slow Build, Attempt at Humor, Crossdressing, For disguise purposes, Fix-It of Sorts, WWX and JZX being human disasters together, Misunderstandings)
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13. Hi, I was hoping to get some help with finding a fanfiction. The drescription is that Wwx tries to have naughties with Mianmian but can't perform so he goes to Lwj who lives in his mothers old house thinks about how he'd let wwx destroy the house because it was his mothers jail. They then talk and lwj tells wwx to do what he did with mm and he gets hard and they bone on the couch. The only other detail is a food scented candle that wwx got lwj that he lights? Idk sorry that's all I've got lol. @yilingweiclan
FOUND? Oh, 13 I think is sadly the deleted work "So he thinks he straight (a memoir by Lan Zhan)" by Pancho. I know there are people with copies floating around, you'll have to ask
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14. Twitter Wangxian socmed au, they r teleported to modern world, wei ying finds lz through a guqin post on insta with bunny dp. They meett..... xue yang is the villain who harms xiao xichen using suibian so the blame is diverted to wy but lz trusts him and song lan is angry from wy sonwy goes undercover. Lz tried to find him, helps him get the truth to song lan. xue yang acts like a good friend towards song lan but at the end, truth is revealed, xue yang is the villain, jin guangyao too is oresent, the mastermind behind xue yang. Its happy ending. @dee-s085
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15. Hello, I'm looking for a wangxian fic with wlw WX, in a modern AU where the Lans are secretly cultivators, but LWJ is a landscape designer. WWX is using the Baoshan name and is a cultivator that came down the immortal mountain to stop Wens from fucking the world over with Yin Tie by marrying Wen Chao and then killing off all the Wens, ending up wildly wealthy. She then goes after the Jin by being engaged to Meng Yao. LWJ is "investigating" WWX because LXC just wants to make sure A-Yao's fiance really loves him. @xxqiao
FOUND! Widow's Weeds by travelingneuritis (E, 18k, wangxian, modern cultivation, Gardens & Gardening, Wedding Planning, wedding thwarting, rich people are terrible, Light-Hearted, Smut, Gender Changes, Getting Together, offscreen deaths played for laughs, this is meant to be silly don't worry about it, Scheming, Plotting, wwx and jgy are accidentally-on-purpose bearding each other but i keep it PG, wwx running laps around the entire jin sect)
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16. Hey, thanks so much for your service! I'm looking for a fic that's very Lan Xichen focused, from what I remember after wangxian's happy ending he's left coming to terms with the past, in an effort to make a change for the future generations he destroys the Lan punishment implements and strikes away the rules on the stone that don't are not true to the founder's will @glassboner
FOUND? Twelve Moons and a Fortnight by stiltonbasket (M, 290k, WangXian, Humor, Slow Burn, Post-Canon Fix-It, Long-Distance Relationship, Epistolary, Love Letters, Family Feels, a-qing lives, teenage romance, Adoption, Romantic Comedy, Happy Ending, Weddings, Case Fic, Parenthood, Politics) I don't know if 16 might be Twelve Moons and a Fortnight by stiltonbasket but that fic has an scene exactly like the one described. It's not totally Xichen centric and wangxian are not together yet but it might be, idk.
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17. I'm hoping you can help me find this fic. It's a shorter fic from Lan Qiren's pov. It starts with him sitting in an inn next to four teenage boys. He recognizes one as Lan Xichen. There's a flashback to Lan Qiren not stopping a pregnant Madam Lan from escaping with Lan Xichen. It ends with Lan Qiren and Lan Xichen talking. The other boys at the table were Jiang Cheng and Wei Wuxian. Thanks for any help!
NOT FOUND! The Dreams of Youth by sami (E, 86k, wangxian, Canon Divergence, Time Travel, Fix-It, Family, Canon-Typical Violence, Canon-Typical Gore, Not Lan Sect Friendly, Bad Dads, good dads, JFM's A+ parenting, QHJ's F- Existence, Childhood Friends to Lovers, Sort Of, Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Mothers Who Live, Additional Warnings In Author's Note, Not Everyone Dies au, Canonical Character Death)
FOUND! leave the ruins where they fall by tardigradeschool (G, 4k, WangXian, Found Family, Canon Divergence, Hair Braiding, Slice of Life, LQR apologism, Family Fluff Childhood Friends)
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18. Hey there hope you are doing fine . So I was searching for a wangxian fanfic which is based in modern times and in this wang ji asks for xian's help to look after his pet spirit rabbit, so he invites him in his apartment and xian cause need the job came ( jiang family has already kicked xian out after taking his golden core) while looking after rabbit the pet came to realize that xian is hurt badly and the story goes on like this ... Please help me find it ... @legendarywarrior99
FOUND? the soft animal of your body by sysrae (T, 15k, wangxian, modern cultivation, Golden Core Reveal, Hurt/Comfort, Whump, Animal Transformation, Shapeshifting, Getting Together, Confessions)
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19. hello, i was just in the middle of reading a fic and accidentally closed tumblr. It was a link to a03, but it isn’t in my history. Jiang Cheng is raising Wen Yuan as the Jiang Sect heir. When Lan Wangji sees them he moves to Lotus Pier to help raise him along with Jin Ling. At some point Mo Xuanyu alerts Jiang Cheng and Qin Sui about Jin Guangyao’s plots and they decide to raise Wei Wuxian from the dead to help and Lan Wangji is angry they are trying to use WWX again and decides to hunt down Xue Yang. He and Mian Mian run into Song Lan and join up to search and then.. I closed it by mistake. Any clue what the name of this fic is? @julnyes
FOUND! The Sun Sets Like a Whispered Regret by OrdinaryRealities (T, 41k, WangXian, Resurrect Your Gays, LWJ and JC enemies to brothers, Minor Character Death, Kidfic, Sort Of, Happy Ending)
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20. Hello! I am looking for a WangXian fic where Wangji runs away to the countryside and becomes roommates with Ying who I think runs an aesthetic farm-life youtube channel? I remember the fic was really beautifully written in how it described the old houses, countryside, local festivals, etc and you could practically “see” the filmography of the videos. I also remember a scene where Ying takes all the local kids to go hand fishing in the river. Thank you for your help!
FOUND! 🧡 【那夏天的我們】 a stroke of fate by puddingcatbeans (G, 59k, WangXian, Modern AU, Fluff, Slice of Life, Falling In Love, Summer, Barakamon AU, renowned musician lwj escapes to tiny village and falls in love with local farmer boy wwx, good times only, YouTuber WWX, Food)
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khattikeri · 3 months
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guys i'm gonna be completely honest. even if lan wangji revealed from the start to post-resurrection wei wuxian that sizuhi is a-yuan i bet you a hundred bucks wei wuxian would've just been all "omg 🥺 thank you for raising my son, that's so kind of you! how embarrassing that you cleaned up after my mess leaving him alone. ahhh lan zhan you're too good. you're too good to me, such a good friend" [cue wangji, feral, biting him again]
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youhideastar · 4 months
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Deastar’s 5 Most Re-Read Fics of Last Year
My New Year’s resolution was to rec more, so I’m starting with my 5 most re-read fics of the past year!
1 and 2: Blooded Crown and Misethere by Astolat (The Witcher)
Look, I don’t even go here. I’m not even in this fandom. I first read these before the TV show had come out, and let me tell you, it made said TV show very disappointing. But I have re-read these two fics (they’re not related to each other but they’re similar enough that I’ve grouped them together) probably 10 times each over the years. I absolutely fucking love their twisty-ass plots. I love the “what if Wolverine and Machiavelli fell in love” takes on the characters. I love the combination of humor and deadly serious political shit going down. I have a problem and it’s that I can’t stop reading these fics and probably never will.
3: i’ll be your girl by plonk (The Untamed/MDZS, ~30K)
This fic is everything. It’s funny. It will make your heart sore and tender. It has smoking hot sex scene after smoking hot sex scene. It’s pining while fucking (top three trope for me!). It has the absolute most ridiculous premise, and then executes it beyond your wildest dreams, never losing sight of how ridiculous it is. Said premise: Wei Ying seduces Lan Zhan, who he thinks is straight, while dressed up as Britney Spears for Halloween. They continue to hook up, with Wei Ying in a series of themed seasonal drag outfits, while Wei Ying falls in doomed love with a straight guy (or so he thinks), and Lan Zhan tries to figure out what the hell is going on but is too gone on Wei Ying to stop. My all-time comfort object fic.
4: All Old Things Are New Again by The Feels Whale (miscellea) (@thefeelswhale) (The Untamed/MDZS, ~52K)
This fic is WAY too long to be a habitual re-read, but that never stops me. “Full-time necromancer and part-time cam boy, Wei Wuxian, finds himself unexpectedly homeless. An enthusiastic patron comes to his rescue. Conversely: Immortal Cultivator Lan Wangji has been waiting a long time for his deceased husband to be reincarnated again. In retrospect, he should have anticipated that this is how it would go.” It is SO satisfying to watch Wei Wuxian slowly lower his (very reasonably raised!) guard and let Lan Wangji take care of him; in many fics, that trope ends up stripping away Wei Wuxian’s inherent badassery, but not here: this Wei Wuxian is so smart and capable and tough as nails, oooh, I like him so much!!! And it does not hurt that the numerous, exquisite sex scenes feature a delightful blend of (a) my favorite all-time kinks and (b) stuff that is not on my usual menu but that magically rocks my world as applied to these characters in this story.
5. This Tornado Loves You by FeelsForBreakfast (@rabbitcrimes) (The Untamed/MDZS, ~9K)
Want to get way, way up close with Lan Zhan’s brain while he realizes that his ferality about Wei Ying does, in fact, go up to eleven? This is the fic for you. I can’t do better than the author’s own summary: “Hanguang-jun is dating a mild mannered, non-cultivator named Wei Wuxian. The Yiling Laozu rolls up to a nighthunt on a motorbike, no relation at all to the previous statement.” This author’s Lan Zhan/Lan Wangji voice is so fucking good, it makes me mad. And SO FUNNY – I have read these jokes probably a dozen times and they STILL make me laugh out loud. The awesome modern cultivation worldbuilding is so casually done that you sleep on how good it is. Finally, this fic is tagged “you will say ‘Yiling Laozu hot’ or your money back,” and let me tell you: you are NOT getting your money back.
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i know its probably been pointed out many times already but WangXian as Hozier’s Too Sweet is making me feral this morning
for all the obvious reasons of course but specifically “if you can sit in a barrel, maybe i’ll wait” for the 13 years lan zhan “sat in a barrel” aging like fine emperor’s smile wine and by the time wei ying came back he was indulging his shenanigans, teasing him back, breaking rules, and basically wei ying didn’t stand a chance not falling for him after that like!!!!!!
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This is a chance to post your not-posted chengxian ideas if you have any. Please gimme gimme gimme gimme-
nonnie you've come at the sort of the right place. i'm like so late to fandom strolling without starbucks because in this house we boycott, and i'm sure this idea must have been done before. but. still. thanks for the ask, i put actual effort into this, hope you like it!! <3<3
A) to the point of invention AU
literally "i love you to the point of invention"
jiang yanli is at lotus pier and she dies :(. wwx and jc proceed to go absolutely feral and codependecy skyrockets
golden core melted-wwx in total breadown canon followed
until golden core transfer fails. fuck. dealers choice how
maybe smthing smthing jiang cheng wakes up to see he's being operated on. his brother lied to him about baoshen sanren and he's about to lose another sibling. #traumatised
both wwx and jc lose their core. they mad angry abt it, at the others throat- codependecy spirals. maybe they fuck. maybe they don't. anyways.
wwx invents demonic cultivation with the intent to protect-- he's mad about it being safe coz his shidi is gonna have to learn it to rebuild lotus pier and take revenge. they'd do it together. cue mad frenzy! wwx, jc handling it with the same ease he's done for years, and wen sibs watching this absolute clusterfuck wondering if these freaks are brothers or lovers or a secret third option.
demonic cultivation being so op and still mad safe because that's his shidi who he has to protect! . maybe they figure out how to power zidian through resentful energy
so you have DEMONIC CULTIVATORS! JC and WWX, both of them. rebuilding lotus pier, taking in E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E that passes their dodgy moral code. unconventional sect numero uno. super-effing-powerful. No. 1 power couple #lifegoals.
nobody knows whether these two are fucking or not. even i don't. parasitic relationship but like lichen.
Jin Ling don't exist (sad face) but Jiang Yuan, sect heir, new gen demonic + spiritual cultivator, all around powerhouse. his xian-gege and wanyin-ge are so so proud.
where's the rest of the world, isaac? where's lan zhan. oops. forgot about them. pretend they're avoiding the demonic cult. (baby there's so many holes in the plot that it's practically cartoon cheese.) I just know there's gonna be a lot of cultivation science. and politics. and worldbuilding. and wwx being shidifucker extraordinaire.
B) blur on the horizon AU
title from Lady Lazarus by Slyvia Plath. //my brother is still alive. still dead. was brought back with a lazarus shot and a slap to the face// when visibility's poor, i'm the blur on the horizon//
wwx dies. and wakes up. not in mo xuanyu's body.. but in some random cultivator's body. like. and year or two post siege or burial mounds
he travels straight to jc. lotus pier still be recruiting. the recruiters take in this shady man.. let's be real. everyone here is just as shady.
he get's the intro. gets shown the rebuilt pier, the rules and The List. The List being how to defend gongzhu from shitty people and shittier politics. he's so fawking proud bit also resentful and angry because he should have been there. twin prides on yunmeng, remember? (for once in my life let wwx be the more bitter one abt yunmeng shuangjie yeah?)
WWX tries to stay away from JC. but he can't. let's be real he cant.
he climbs up the ranks fast... everyone can see this man would give his life for sect leader jiang. cue Second in Command being WWX 2.0 . wwx, for his part is so bitter but also incandescently happy. man never met an emotion he couldn't twist.
Jiang Cheng is wondering why this random cultivator seems so familiar. it get's so bad that he uses zidian to check this one whether he's wwx every once in a while.
but Jiang Cheng is also so tired of seeing ghosts from the corner of his eyes. and jin ling likes this new SIC when he barely likes anyone apart from his jiujiu. he lets go a little. wwx can wait, for once in his life.
cue wwx gaslighting jc into thinking there's no way this one could be wwx. also him being conflicted because on one hand jc's starting to trust him, and this life is almost everything he's dreamed of, but on the other, he's doing this as Random Cultivator and not WWX, how could you forget me, Shidi?
again, for once in my life let wwx be the more bitter one abt yunmeng shuangjie yeah?
idk i havent resolved this one. but there's a scene where wwx finds out abt chenqing, and jc in a fit of anger, after a hell lot of provoking, talks abt how SIC should have been his brother's (the feared yilling laozhu's) and not some strangers. and jc thinks this guy's gonna run far away from the madman his sect leader is but he's only more loyal more sticky more everything? is everything alright up in his head??
C) digging your grave AU (attempted sexual assault tw. it fails and the man's dead.)
title from Richard Siken's / our father who art in heaven / our father who art buried in the yard / someone is digging your grave right now. /
all of jiang cheng's life, he's never been wanted first, yeah? His father prefers his elder, adopted brother. His mother prefers her work and if she has to interact with someone it's his elder sister. His elder sister's got her own life- a boyfriend madly in love with her- a future mother-in-law who's more of a mother than her own- and sometimes Jiang Cheng thinks even she prefers Wei Wuxian more than him. (jin guangshan was rich, and is dead, good riddance.)
the only one who's cared about him is Wei Wuxian- JC's always been his person for wwx. and that matters so much... here's the person who loves Jiang Cheng for himself, someone for who he isn't a disappointment.
so when one day, on the day of wei changze and cangse sanren's tenth death anniversary, jiang fengmian, drunk out of his mind, tries to kiss wwx, saying how he looks so much like his parents and jc watches it happen. he sees how wwx is so fucking scared.. his brother, his person, the only person who has ever mattered is terrified.. and he just. sees scared and so fucking angry that he doesn't think. it's red. grabs his mother's favourite vase, and smashes is against his father's head
there's a dead man on the floor, bleeding into the carpet. baby jc going hysterical that he killed his dad. and wwx is cold. he can think it through. he's been betrayed by a man he thought as a father... and there's no one he can trust anymore. he has to save jc.
they bury jiang fengmian in the backyard, and run. they dont look back.
years later, jiang fengmian is a homicide case, wwx is a deranged kidnapper and murderer still at large, and jiang cheng is presumed dead. meanwhile, there's two lovely men living in a backwater town, bickering like old married couples do, and it's so nice to see love is in the air. nothing strange about them, yeah? they must have had those old-fashioned prejudiced people for parents. good on them for running away.
@jcs-singular-slut-strand come see what i wrote!!
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That's why he's making six figures (working three days a week)
This is just self-indulgent sugar baby WWX thirst fic (and me inspiring myself to work hard and become Lan rich).
Warnings: slight suggestive implications
Wen Ning watches, splayed onto the newly acquired leather couch in his and Wei Wuxian's living room, as his roommate picks up yet another suspiciously unmarked box from his doorstep.
"New order?"
"Mhm!" An excited smile, "Lan Zhan tore through all my lingerie last week, so I ordered some more... among other things. Wanna see?"
"No, thank you!"
"Aw, come on, I thought you liked lace?" Wei Wuxian smiles, teasingly, and Wen Ning resolutely hides his face in a throw pillow. "Don't play innocent now, didn't you just buy a Victoria's Secret thong for-"
"Please stop talking!"
Wei Wuxian laughs, plopping the box onto the glass coffee table (which is also new, by the way, the sleek, fancy kind that has a hanging tray and double glass) and tears into the box like a feral cat.
Wen Ning looks, in spite of himself, and is surprised to see very few pieces of... well, it can't be called clothing, in the package, and a little black box that he does not want to know the contents of.
"That's... it? I expected... I don't know, a lot more of these... items, maybe. Wasn't this 1500$?"
"2500$, A-Ning." Wei Ying replies, playfully rolling his eyes as he scans through the items, assessing the sizes and the quality, and Wen Ning is scandalized how those... strings cost three times his highest ever wage.
"And Lan Wangji is... okay with this?"
"He massively encourages it." Wei Wuxian smiles, a bit too dreamy. "He likes it when I spend his money, says it's why he works for it."
Wen Ning looks at his friend, incredulous. "He works for it so someone else could spend it?"
"No. So I could spend it. It's a difference, A-Ning."
"Of course there is." he deadpans. "I'm just too poor to understand it."
Wei Ying shrugs as unpacks a... whatever that is. Wen Ning can't tell, it looks very intricate. "I don't understand it either, to be honest. But I get money and sex, so why bother?"
"You guys aren't official?"
Wei Wuxian tilts his head. "Official?"
"He hasn't - you guys are still... transactional?"
There is a ping, and Wei Wuxian picks up his brand new iPhone (that replaced his first generation knock-off smartphone, courtesy of a certain millionaire Lan), a smile on his face and eyes sparkling as he types a response quickly.
"Why would we be anything but that?" Wei Wuxian answers distantly as he takes a picture of the contents of the box, presumably to send to Lan Wangji.
He looks entirely smitten, and only an edge excited. Wen Ning gives him a flat look. "He... took you to Aruba, all expenses paid, just because you liked a picture of a beach on Instagram."
"All sugar daddies do that. Ask Huaisang."
"He gave you your own limitless black card."
"Again, that's regular sugar daddy behavior."
Wen Ning is trying not to become frustrated. "You met his family! On a yacht trip!"
"I was arm candy."
"Wei Wuxian! You've been with him and his son to Disneyland for the kid's birthday!"
Wei Wuxian falters ever so slightly. "Okay, yeah, that's sus, but consider this - he needed help with-"
"I'm calling Qing-jie."
Wei Wuxian throws a pair of panties at him. "You complain way too much for someone who got new furniture and a motorcycle just for being my best friend."
Wen Ning picks up the item off his head with the very tips of his fingers. "It's a full time job, Wei-gongzi."
"At least it pays better than your regular one!"
"Oh, by the way, the boss asked about you. Are you quitting or...?"
"Nah, I need something to do when Lan Zhan is busy or I start missing him."
Wen Ning stares, judgmentally. "And you guys aren't anything but client and provider."
"I don't know why you'd think-"
The phone rings and Wei Wuxian's face lights up as he immediately picks it up and skips to his room. "Lan Zhan! Are you coming back yet? I'm so lonely without you and I was thinking-"
Wen Ning sinks back into the plush sofa and sighs. Maybe he could ask Nie Huaisang about this sugar baby business one of these days, he's had quite enough of his workplace after all... It can't be that hard to manipulate people into giving you money, right?
And anyway, he's going to be needing it soon. Once Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji realize they're actually in love, they'll immediately get married and he'll need to get them a good wedding gift.
It's bad taste to use the money Wei Wuxian's given him to buy a gift for his wedding, right?
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I’m updating my blog’s header and profile picture. I’ve come up with a handful of trash related designs and need help deciding which to use!
To elaborate on the options:
tinkaton’s hammer will be full of fandom’s that are falling out and markpeko wants to eat them; potentially there will be other pokemon hanging around picking up fandoms that fall out.
xie lian will be mostly inside the trashcan also filled with fandom nonsense while mu qing and feng xin are trying to yank him out and hua cheng will be in the background cheering xie lian on as all good husbands are known to do
wei wuxian is being fished out of the trash like a feral raccoon by lan zhan and lan qiren is in the background telling him to put it back where it came from because it probably has rabies or something while lan xichen uses the distraction to sneak away with his own trash gremlin jin guangyao
literally what it says—the pokemon that have the trashiest vibes, i.e. zigzagoon, ratata, marpeko, toxel, skuntank, etc. chillin in a trashcan together like it’s a hot tub
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feral!au extra
this is a scene i wanted to include but decided it would be too OOC, but i wanted to write it anyway so i did. consider it non-canon to my fanfic hahahahahahahah
so uhh, here. have 2k of feral!lwj smut
Wei Ying is mostly joking when he offers to help Lan Zhan with his massive boner problem. It's just! He looks so pitiful laying there on the floor, his cock stretching out the damp fabric of his sweats! He arches his back occasionally, hips flexing upwards as if he's fucking onto something, but there's nothing there.
He doesn't expect Lan Zhan to agree–he thought he'd get another cute little glare, maybe a huff, then he'd have to spend ten minutes trying to get him to look at him again.
But to his surprise, Lan Zhan shows interest in his teasing. That, more than anything, is a clear sign that Lan Zhan 's mind is not in the right place right now.
"What did you have in mind?" Lan Zhan’s voice comes out strained, hoarse. Wei Ying, who was already half hard just from Lan Zhan 's scent, swallows.
"Uhhh," he begins, eloquently, "I mean… if you come here I can show you?"
Lan Zhan squints but slowly does as he's told, moving like liquid, if liquid were a predator. There's definitely something about the glint of the muzzle that makes him look …dangerous. Like there's a reason he's in there and Wei Ying is it here 
Wei Ying shakes his head. He remains seated where he is, looking through the bars at Lan Zhan, kneeling opposite him. His eyes flick down to his prodigious erection and he has to swallow again.
"Well, first things first, you need to get your equipment out," he teases. Lan Zhan inhales slowly, "Or I could do it?" Wei Ying jokes.
"Mn."
"Oh." Wei Ying wets his lips. Ok. He can do it, then.
Lan Zhan waits, still as stone, for Wei Ying to reach into Lan Zhan's room, past the bars, to tug his waist tie loose.  He watches Lan Zhan’s chest, stomach, move as he breathes harder, faster. Wei Ying lifts the hem of his shirt, slips his fingers underneath the waistband, and carefully tugs it downwards.
Naturally, Lan Zhan isn't wearing underwear.
Naturally, his cock springs out, already flushed and rock hard. It twitches. Wei Ying suppresses a whimper.
"Ah, Lan er-gege, you really have been blessed down here, huh?" He says, but the words don't have the same edge to them as they usually would.
Wei Ying touches the very top with his index finger, and Lan Zhan jerks, a sharp inhale through his nose. It twitches again. Wei Ying trails his finger down the shaft, tracing a vein all the way down through his pubes to lightly graze over his balls. Wei Ying doesn't mean to linger here, but…. Well, he doesn't exactly have balls of his own to play with. He cups them under his palm, and rolls them between his fingers–even with all the alphas he's worked with in the past, he's never gotten this chance before.
"Wei Ying–!" Lan Zhan grunts, and Wei Ying finally notices that Lan Zhan is hunched over, fists clenched, jaw tight.
"Aha, sorry! I said I would help and I'm only making things worse, huh?" He makes the switch quickly, wrapping his fingers around Lan Zhan’s cock and stroking him off. He's bigger than Wei Ying, in both length and girth. Each stroke takes longer and, somehow, that makes it feel dirtier. Like Wei Ying is taking his time with it.
Wei Ying uses all the tricks he can think of–twisting his fist over the head, using both hands, fondling his balls–to make him come quicker.
Predictably, it doesn't take very long for Lan Zhan to finish. His breaths come shorter, harsher, just the slightest hint of a moan as he comes, white streaks all over his lap–Wei Ying points it away from him, but still manages to get some on his hand.
"There, feeling better yet?" Wei Ying asks, surreptitiously sniffing the dribble of Lan Zhan’s come on his pinky finger, "maybe you should have a drink now, yeah?"
"Mmm," Lan Zhan’s eyes are still closed. His abs are still twitching from the aftershocks, even tho Wei Ying is no longer touching him. He's too cute. This is officially his second orgasm!
When he finally relaxes, Lan Zhan diligently crawls to his basin to drink from it directly, not bothering to tuck himself back in.
Once he's had his fill, he comes right back to Wei Ying , sitting across from him. Expectant.
He's still hard.
Of course. Until his rut is over that thing won't go fully soft unless he's asleep.
"You want more?" Lan Zhan frowns slightly, but nods regardless of Wei Ying's teasing. He looks meaningfully down at his crotch. Wei Ying bursts into laughter,
"What, do you think I'm just gonna sit here all day and jerk you off? What kind of person to you think I am? I'll get cramp! Here, I have a different idea, but you'll need to stand up for it."
Lan Zhan shoots to his feet, eager to obey at the prospect of another orgasm. He sways on his feet.
Laughter bubbles up inside Wei Ying: what is this? Lan Zhan is acting like…like he's drunk or something! Drunk from his first ever handjob. Too cute.
"C'mere," Wei Ying coaxes, holding in yet more laughter as Lan Zhan waddles right up to the bars. Wei Ying grabs him by the hips and guides him a little to the left and a little further forwards, closer, closer, until his cock slips through one of the gaps. Lan Zhan understands instantly, pressing his body up against the bars and holding onto them–his head has to turn sideways a little, as the muzzle adds an extra few inches of length to his profile.
Wei Ying looks up at him and suddenly things aren't quite so funny anymore. Lan Zhan shifts, just slightly, and Lan Zhan’s cockhead swings sideways to hit Wei Ying’s cheek. Wei Ying gasps. Lan Zhan’s scent glands are pouring sex pheromones into the air, and this close Wei Ying is…intoxicated. He lets his lips fall open, mouth closing around the crown.
He doesn't mean to moan.
“Uhm, I–” Wei Ying tries to make some kind of excuse–nothing swims to the surface of his mind–but Lan Zhan interrupts him with a hand to his hair. There are no thoughts in his mind after that. He lets Lan Zhan draw him in, easily opening his mouth to accept Lan Zhan’s cock, careful with his teeth.
He’s…never done this before. Not with the real deal. But that doesn’t mean he isn’t going to give it his all! This is going to be the best, most memorable blowjob Lan Zhan will ever receive!
He moans again, accidentally, when Lan Zhan thrusts forwards. It’s not as if there’s much space for him to manoeuvre, but the suddenness of the movement catches Wei Ying off guard anyway.
Spit drips over his chin.
Wei Ying hums, bobbing his head, reaching maybe halfway down his length without difficulty–he lets go of Lan Zhan’s hip with one hand, using it instead to jerk off the expanse that Wei Ying can't take.
Hands rove his body, stroking his hair, petting every part of him that he can reach, sometimes edging just a little on being too rough–his thumb presses against his Adam's apple in a way that has him almost gagging.
He defines a rhythm, steady and slow, for himself, pausing every now and then to lave his tongue over the tip, giving his jaw a break.
"Lan Zhan, you're really big, you know?" He praises, in between kisses, "you could do a lot of damage with this weapon, if you're not–nng–careful!"
Wei Ying sinks down on Lan Zhan again.
Lan Zhan firmly, borderline roughly, fists his hair, pushing him onto his cock.
Wei Ying splutters, pushing back against his hips with his hands, but Lan Zhan is an alpha and, even behind bars, he is a force to be reckoned with. Wei Ying finds himself forced to take Lan Zhan’s cock deeper and deeper, tugged back a scant few millimetres, then pushed even further. His scalp stings. His dick pulses at the treatment.
Lan Zhan’s cock touches the back of Wei Ying’s throat long before Wei Ying’s lips touch pubes. Wei Ying chokes, a burst of strength finally surging through him, and he shoves Lan Zhan back just enough that he can turn his head, panting.
Somewhere above him, Lan Zhan makes a surprised sound at the loss of his mouth.
“Lan er-gegeee~” Wei Ying complains, breathless, as Lan Zhan humps his cheek–tiny movements he doesn’t seem to fully be aware of, “lan zhan, you’re too rough! I can’t blow you properly when you’re yanking me around like that! I thought you were going to be good for me, hm?" 
"I…" Lan Zhan's eyes are screwed shut, "I am trying–hhh…" Wei Ying kisses the closest part of his cock that he can reach.
"Aiyouu, I know it's hard for you! It's your first time and everything is too much! You just need to remember that omegas are very delicate, hm? If you're too mean to me I might start crying."
His cock pulses against his face.
Wei Ying bites back a wave of laughter and coyly rubs his face against the soft inner part of his thigh, where the most potent scent glands are,
"Oh, dirty Lan er-gege, you want to make me cry?"
Lan Zhan shakes his head desperately, but his body is telling a different story: the hand fisted in his hair hasn't loosened at all, and his cock is still oozing precome onto his cheek.
"Just want…" Lan Zhan sounds hoarse, broken, "Wei Ying."
And really, how is Wei Ying supposed to respond to that? Flushed pink at the earnest plea, Wei Ying takes pity on Lan Zhan, opening up for Lan Zhan’s cock and allowing Lan Zhan to push him down.
Lan Zhan fucks his mouth sloppily, chasing only his own release. Wei Ying takes it, his own cock throbbing in the confines of his work uniform but unable to do anything about it.
Wei Ying isn't sure how he misses the fact that Lan Zhan is knotting for so long. He only notices when Lan Zhan pushes him down extra deep and his lips stretch even wider around him. He makes a very shocked, wet noise, eyes flying wide open–he's knotting! This is his first knot, ever!
Wei Ying scrambles to wrap both hands around the swelling at the base of his cock, applying gentle pressure. Lan Zhan moans, tugging Wei Ying deep, keeping him there. He grinds like that, keeping Wei Ying with his lips stretched open around the thickness of his knot.
Every time Lan Zhan touches the back of his throat, Wei Ying jerks, a full body shudder, and his eyes are watering for real now. When he blinks, a lone tear rolls over his cheek.
Lan Zhan spasms. Wei Ying chokes on the flood of come that explodes down his throat – but he can't move, he can only accept every last drop of it, swallowing it all down. It lasts forever. Wei Ying keeps squeezing and massaging his knot, encouraging his body to let it all out.
Wei Ying's vision is sparkling at the edges when Lan Zhan finally, finally finishes. He pulls off, a feeling not unlike ripping duct tape away from skin, and tries not to cough too much. He keeps his hands firmly around Lan Zhan’s knot–he's going to be stuck here like this for at least half an hour.
He wishes he had a scrap of fabric he could use to bind his knot, but his hands will have to do. If he relieves the pressure, Lan Zhan’s body will be ready to go again much sooner: like this, it's tricking his alpha brain into thinking there might be a pregnancy from this.
"Lan Zhan, ahh," Wei Ying's voice is embarrassingly scratchy, "aiyouu, I'm so full now! Er-gege you filled me up so well!"
It's not a lie: he can feel Lan Zhan’s come, hot and heavy inside his belly. If his hands weren't already otherwise occupied, he would be trying to feel the difference.
Lan Zhan gasps, scandalised, and his knees finally give way. He sinks to the floor in a barely controlled heap, and Wei Ying finds himself pulled right up against the bars, stretching to keep hold of Lan Zhan's knot. It's not a very comfortable position.
"That good, huh?" Wei Ying teases, "do you think you'll listen to me again next time? The whole purpose of a rut is to come a lot!" In the olden days unmated alphas would use their ruts as an excuse to sleep with as many omegas–or anyone!–as possible.
Lan Zhan nods slowly, dazed.
"Wei Ying was right," he says softly.
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sasukimimochi · 1 year
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Part 1 (you are here). Part 2 Part 3 (in progress) ...
Rated Teen Characters: Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian, Wen Yuan/Lan Yuan
Overall Warnings (will be updated if i notice one that i didn't list along the way): -WWX is a corpse which means corpse-like things will probably be described at times. I'm not sure if i will, but i'm putting this here for a warning. -Less of a warning more of a statement: There will not be any corpse "spice." (aka🔞) so don't expect any. Corpses/Fierce corpses canonically cause corpse poisoning and he's not in the condition for it. mainly tho, i personally don't want to add it here. -Graphic depictions of injury (and maybe scars in the future, not sure yet).
Art/more info for this fic can be found in my masterpost. (including the art in the tdkw banner but the full thing)
Alright let's call it there and get into part 1!
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Part 1
· ✦ Too Late ✦ ·
Lan Wangji stumbled through the streets of Yiling, leaning heavily on his sword as he did. Wei Wuxian couldn’t be dead. There was just no way. He was strong, he was the Yiling Laozu, Wei Ying…!
He collapsed unexpectedly to his knees on the empty streets and grimaced, and only then did he take a moment to endure a moment’s rest. He was so, so tired…thankful at least that he wouldn’t be bothered as long as his brother didn’t find out he’d slipped away from Gusu or someone didn’t leave their home at the wrong time. Leaving at night was a bane and a boon all at the same time.
The cold, sticky feeling of blood rubbed against his back as he breathed, the bandages now itchy and uncomfortable from the repeated motions and tearing of his wounds.
The sound of low, raspy humming in a familiar tune took his attention away, lifting his head to gaze into the nearby forest. “Wei Ying?”
Following his siren song, Lan Wangji shook as he brought himself to his feet. He grimaced in pain, taking a few shallow breaths but never able to breathe too deeply lest a fresh wave of pain wrack up his spine. The ache in his back forced him to stop routinely, but he couldn’t give up now… The melody was so close.
He pushed forward, stumbling into dense foliage and pushing it aside with more effort than was usually necessary. “Wei Ying…?” His body froze, pupils shrinking in shock.
Sitting upright against a tree in the distance was a corpse holding a young child, and not just any corpse and child. It was Wei Wuxian with Wen Yuan. Calmly drifting around the corpse was a thick resentment, moving like a living thing protecting its young, twirling and drifting languidly to the melody. The moment the two were stumbled upon though, the humming came to an abrupt halt and the resentment curled around the two protectively.
Despite Wei Wuxian not turning his head nearly as quickly as he usually would to figure out who had stumbled upon them, the resentment reared itself almost like a feral animal in defense, giving the two a wide berth from the Lan as he stumbled back a couple steps and grimaced painfully.
“...Wei Ying…A-Yuan?” Lan Wangji managed, his heart throbbing painfully at the sight.
He was too late.
A calm seemed to come to the resentment, but Lan Wangji didn’t notice. He fell to his knees and held a hand to his face, body shaking as he no longer felt the determination to support his weight.
The quiet sound of shuffling robes and uneven footsteps passed the jade’s ears unheard, that is until he heard the thud of a body falling in front of him. He lifted his head, blurry vision meeting the dark figure before him. Wei Wuxian had approached and fell to his knees before him, his face uncharacteristically expressionless and eyes a ghostly white, but…something soft was there. Worried. It was like…
“Lan…Zhan…”
Lan Wangji stiffened, eyes wide as the corpse of his friend lifted his hand to wipe away the tears on his face in very slow movements. Despite having little to no motor control, Wei Wuxian was conscious.
“Wei Ying??” Lan Wangji brought his hands up to the other’s face, eyebrows furrowed by the lack of change. Wei Wuxian’s lip twitched and his eyes might have squinted slightly, but it was nothing like the bright face he’d once known. Something told Lan Wangji though that despite his condition, the other was still able to feel and see the things he used to at some level- just with a stiff, painless body.
“Mnh…it’s…Wei Ying.” His voice was crackly, deep, and slow. Kind of like he had to think about what he needed to say before it exited his mouth. He pulled away though when Wen Yuan shifted in his arms, leaning his head down to nuzzle against the nervous toddler. “Little…radish. protect…”
Lan Wangji nodded. “You…you did so well, Wei Ying. Really…” He strained not to cry again, but let out a shuddering breath instead. “We should take you somewhere safe…if someone sees either of you, you’ll be in danger…”
“I won’t…go to Gusu…” Wei Wuxian pulled the boy closer, his eyes managing to narrow some while his resentment swirled around him in agitation.
“I won’t make you…let’s go somewhere else, just anywhere out of sight…” Lan Wangji pursed his lips and furrowed his brow as he struggled to get up, trying to renew his vigor to move, however Wei Wuxian reached up slowly to hold onto the others clothes with a hand. The motion wasn’t forceful at all, not that Wei Wuxian could be forceful. It seemed most of his power laid in the resentment circling his body now.
“Rest first…” Wei Wuxian slowly let go of the other’s clothes as the man settled back down, face pale in his strain. “What…happened?”
“...” Lan Wangji frowned, averting his eyes slightly. “It’s not important. Your safety…we should prioritize.”
“I’m fine…” The corpse sat back on the ground with a thump, eyelashes lowering to the boy playing with his ribbon. He seemed to be processing something, but eventually dropped the thought, lifting his glazed eyes back up to the injured man. “Lan…Zhan. Should…go home.”
Lan Wangji shook his head. “I won’t go. Not until you’re somewhere safe.”
“Nowhere safe.” Wei Wuxian spoke in low tones, slowly adjusting his arms to hold Wen Yuan against his shoulder. “I'll… protect.”
Lan Wangji’s heart broke further if possible, pursing his lips in an attempt to stifle any more tears. “Let me help you. Please, Wei Ying…”
“You’re hurt.” 
“…”
“I might…be dead,” Lan Wangji flinched subtly at the words the corpse utters. “But…not stupid.” The face Lan Wangji makes has Wei Wuxian amend his words slightly after some quiet thought. “...after we hide…you go…recover.”
Lan Wangji nodded slightly, though his head felt like lead.
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