alkdjfalskdj i decided to write something that’s pretty much just a chance to swing my writing dick around and that thing is a kraken battle in a storm and holy fuck jsut
!!!!!!!!!!! IM VERY PROUD OF MYSELF!!!!!! I’VE NEVER THOUGHT TO WRITE UGLY BEFORE BUT FUCK IM HAVING A GOOD TIME
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Trans elf girl who gets bullied by all the cis elf girls because her penis is smaller than theirs. She pretends to hate it so that they keep doing it
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is it too much to ask for someone to grip me until I bruise when we fuck?
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Freeing myself from the shackles of an organized comic format to get this idea out of my head!! Also, just follow the numbers if the layout is too confusing otherwise, but basically I want Spectra to be Jazz's Nemesis so bad. It just makes sense.
SO: the hypothetical episode's showdown would be them battling, and no Danny, he's already got beef with a packers obsessed billionaire. Now, Spectra's got the high ground with overwhelming power, but she's sloppier and easily irritated because of it! Jazz then outsmarts her, getting her angry enough to make enough mistakes to be corned and canned by the thermos.
Also minor spelling error ugh, meant to put "no one could", not "no could".
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being the older sibling is like oh my god leave me alone, im going out, you wanna come? no you can't drive my car. of course i'll pick you up. no one understands me like you do. you couldn't understand what i've given up for you. i would give anything and everything else. but not five bucks, buy your own McDonald's. you will want for nothing. i forgive our mother, she didn't know any better, would you come around one day? i don't know how you could forgive our father, i would cut him out of me if i could. we are all each other has. you hardly need me. if you need anything. anything. anything
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One piece fans are great cause no matter who you are, where you come from, what your age, gender, sexuality, socioeconomic status is, 1 of these 4 middle aged men will inevitably become your blorbo. Margaritaville uncle, big titty mob boss, morticia addams, or assigned clown from birth. They're all hot, homeless and obsessed with a teenage boy. The world's worst polycule. Choose wisely.
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so so so distraught by the fact that i don’t have sharp teeth so i can snarl and snap at my lover like a wild animal
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i’ve been thinking about my feral n3o oc again (redraw)
check my feral neo 3 tag for the original
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