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[ibijau]

this prompt "Why do you always have to parade the fact you’re better than me?” screams JC & WWX, angst possibilities.

Wei Wuxian hopped ahead, delighted with himself and without a care in the world, while Jiang Cheng trailed behind as always. Nie Huaisang had been kept in the classroom by Lan Qiren for the time being, because his test had been that awful, apparently. 

Not that Nie Huaisang had seemed actually concerned, even if he’d put on a pathetic expression and was already shedding a few tears when everyone left the room. Jiang Cheng was ready to bet that once he joined them after being scolded, Nie Huaisang would be back to his normal self, careless and refusing to put any effort into studying, slyly asking Wei Wuxian if they could go cause some mischief together. And Wei Wuxian would agree of course. He always agreed.

He could afford to agree.

"It really was an easy one this time," Wei Wuxian proclaimed as they headed for the dining halls to have lunch. "I don't know how Nie-xiong fumbled that one. I think he's doing it on purpose just because he's having fun here." 

Jiang Cheng gritted his teeth, and said nothing. 

"Honestly, I don't see why everyone makes such a big deal of this place. Old man Lan Qiren says he's going to make sure we learn, but in the end he only asks very simple stuff. It's a joke, isn't it?" 

He laughs at his own comment, and Jiang Cheng stops, fists clenched. 

"Do you really have to?" he snapped. 

Surprised by his tone, Wei Wuxian stopped as well and turned to shoot him a surprise look. 

"What's wrong this time?" 

"You!" Jiang Cheng exploded. "Do you even listen to yourself? 'this is so easy, any idiot could do it'... Why do you always have to parade the fact that you're better than me?" 

Wei Wuxian blinked a few times, taken aback by that sudden aggressiveness. 

"I didn't mean…" 

"You never mean anything! But while you were fishing or napping or whatever else it is you do when you disappear, I have to work my ass off to get a good grade, and I still didn't do as well as you!”

“That’s not my…” Wei Wuxian started, before stopping himself and pouting like a scolded child. “What do you want me to do? I can fail the next test if you want, so you’ll have the best grade.”

Jiang Cheng’s fists were so tight that his nails painfully dug into his palms, his arms trembling with the effort of not punching Wei Wuxian in the face.

“It’s really that easy for you, isn’t it?” Jiang Cheng snarled. “You can fail or pass as you please, it really doesn’t make a difference, does it? It must be so nice, never having to care about anything, because you’re so good at everything that others’ opinions don’t matter!”

“I’m not…”

“You are! You’re not even trying, you’re not even paying attention and you… It really is that easy for you, isn’t it?” Jiang Cheng sighed, anger falling as quickly as it had risen. “You’re just… doesn’t matter. I’ll just try harder, and I’ll beat you at something, someday. Fair and square, I’ll beat you, so don’t you even think of ever failing on purpose! I don’t need your pity!”

Wei Wuxian snorted at his change of mood, but nodded.

“Only an idiot would dare to pity you,” he said with a grin. “You’re too proud and stubborn to be pitied.”

Jiang Cheng rolled his eyes at the accusation, because between the two of them, he really wasn’t the one who had a pride problem. Stubbornness he couldn’t deny though.

And so he was determined he would get a better grade than Wei Wuxian next time, no matter how many hours he’d have to spend studying for it, no matter how many times he’d have to try.

Someday, he’d really beat Wei Wuxian, he was sure of it.

#jiang cheng #wei wuxian #yunmeng bros #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #jau writes #just one more prompt after this yeaaaaaah #ferckinclerser

[robininthelabyrinth]

need to inform you about the ugly crying i'm doing about trans girl Jiang Cheng. i love her so much ToT

:D :D :D

#compliments #I'm so happy people liked that one! #ferckinclerser

[autistic-dib]

if I get three notes on this I will show y'all the songfic that I wrote about a month ago that I refuse to publish on AO3

@ferckinclerser YOU CAN'T STOP ME HAHA

#invader zim #writing #zadr kinda? #invader zim zadf #zadf #iz

[ferckinclerser]

happy 33rd birthday to me never liked them to begin with but now with corona it’s extra depressing, very much limiting my socializing due to risk factors. touch starved as fuck. buying myself a whole ass cake when the stores open later cuz i’m a goddamned adult.

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[gooseandrabbit-blog]

ferckinclerser answered to your photo “We’re thinking of making these into bags? :) What do you think? ”

bigger text would be good maybe some more space between the glasses and the top text?

thank you!! yeah that would look better :)

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[rhoeysama]

unpretty replied to your post “[[MORE] I swear to God, if I see another one of those cheesy-ass...”

Tony would be so fucked up about fatherhood and Pepper would be so fucked up about taking care of TWO OF THEM there would be so much terrified joy and angst where do you even find schmaltz

That’s a realistic scenario that I can buy! It’s interesting and humorous, I’d read that story. While I appreciate cute stories about my favorite characters having babies (actually one of my favorite topics), I find that most of them are so unrealistic that I feel uncomfortable reading them. It’s like the characters turned into robots programmed to only say and do “nice” things perfectly and nothing goes wrong, everything is super nicey-nice all of the time, no conflicts, the baby is just laughing and it’s like a frickin’ commercial, like they’re trying to sell me something, but I still haven’t figured out what, lol. 

ferckinclerser replied to your post “[[MORE] I swear to God, if I see another one of those cheesy-ass...”

go read legolas by laura u'll feel better :3

Actually not a bad idea, it’s been a while since I read it, haha. 

#replies #unpretty #ferckinclerser

[ibijau]

ferckinclerser replied to your post: me watching any scene with Xue Yang is 50% “aaaw...

i’m still stuck on that dream i had where i threw chicken nuggets at him. what does it meeeeeean??

should have tried candies instead

I think you would just have made him angry xD

#ferckinclerser #jau answers

[autistic-dib]

Irken language headcanons with some minor biology and Rank stuff

like at first I had totally imagined like after the Control Brains actually took over the natural language development ground to a halt but that's also when I imagine the whole conquest thing became their prime directive, and conquest is FULL of stealing words. so like massive MASSIVE shift in the other peoples they encounter so maybe language development exploded a little bit to the point where someone's whole job has an entire like linguistic drift that one could trace back to "well yes these guys encountered this and this race while these other guys didn't"and like Elite Irkens maybe having like a stilted language thing because that whole genetic line got secluded from the messy job of actually trying to live with and assimilate those other cultures and that it makes sense for Zim not being able to automatically grok conlangs!!! because he's like no this has to be a very fluid thing @ferckinclerser added: wouldnt be the first time royals speak ye olde traditional language and the people in the border towns speak pidgin

#iz irken #irken empire #my headcanons #my fic stuff #invader zim

[ferckinclerser]

🔮 what’s your favourite stim toy?

the ball bearings on this fidget spinner :3 

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#ask meme #stimming #clerser stims