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allelitewrestlings · 3 months ago
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maxwelljacobfriedman · 2 months ago
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Also Punk:
Comes out for no other reason than to snub and humiliate MJF
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Interferes with MJF’s match and gives innocent bystander Shawn Dean the GTS so MJF loses by disqualification
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Taunts MJF about having been his fan as a kid
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baysexuality · 3 months ago
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What if they turn CM Punk heel during his feud with Hangman?
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They could easily do face vs face but… BUT… WHAT IF?
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aaronpullinteeth · 2 months ago
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Following on from my last post about Punk's title reign:
This is how I'd go for the booking of his title reign in terms of challengers (obviously things can change over time but as the landscape looks right now, this is my thought)
1st challenge: Kyle O'Reilly - big win over Darby and he's a fresh face in the title scene, a good one for Punk to just have a good match or two with.
2nd challenge: Adam Cole - Owen winner, Punk a massive Hart fan, it writes itself and Cole always delivers in big matches.
3rd challenge: Bryan Danielson - I mean, who doesn't want to see Punk vs Danielson again. Let's see if they can still go together like they could all those years ago.
4th challenge: Jeff Hardy - The history in the feud these two had would be great to dip into again but with Punk as a good guy, it would be a good way to maybe explore different sides to their dynamic.
5th challenge: Wardlow - Let's go into the fact Wardlow was a huge reason Punk beat MJF putting him in the number 1 spot in the first place.
6th challenge: Samoa Joe - Another round in the CM Punk history world tour. It's his matches with Joe that put him on the map in wrestling in the first place.
7th challenge: Jon Moxley - The man who pretty much took up Punk's crown of outspoken anti hero after Punk left wrestling.
8th challenge: Kenny Omega - I feel Omega would be back by this point and you need to do this match before Punk's title reign ends. In fact you could end it here and it would work... Or...
9th challenge: Eddie Kingston - Here's where I'd take the belt off Punk. Eddie deserves it, man and it would put him in a spot I feel he could carry in such a way we haven't seen in years. Plus they have been building the feud between each other in such cool ways for awhile now, it just feels right.
Obviously you have loads of others who could also step in: Hangman again, Jericho, Darby, elevate Jungle Boy or hell, even Hook or Danhausen but for me... That's the road I'd take in Punk's reign.
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sybilius · 5 months ago
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Time for some insane Eddie Kingston Main character fantasy booking....
They really could do Eddie vs. Hangman right if they gave Eddie a good build and pinned their animosity on Eddie insisting he's the guy who shows up for his friends, unlike Hangman. And there's a lot of other bad blood in play that could keep up the energy.
Like assuming they want to keep Punk as face, Eddie v. Punk 2; but Eddie wins and he tells Punk he respects him after all; because Punk does Keep his Friends (the Sting & Darby goth crew) and backs them up.
Eddie vs. Danielson and Eddie vs. Mox next, whichever order is good but Eddie should kick Mox's ass for backing out on him a bit and maybe earn Regal's respect too. I have a mighty need to see Eddie make Danielson eat shit, possibly so he can go in hot to the feud with Hangman.
Meanwhile P&P could do a run against Dark Order to pivot into Eddie vs. Hangman, where Eddie is like "fuck you if you don't back your friends I'm gonna take this belt from you now"; all in the backdrop of Hangman pulling avoidant behavior around the Bucks and Dark Order. None of this "cheating self destructive" behavior, but also -- he's still learning how to show up for his friends the way they show up for him. Eddie could teach him how to do that (by beating him up 😌)
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elitewrestlinghoe · 2 months ago
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I am probably way off base about this but I feel like the title picture last night told a hidden story.
The story I could gather was much more symbolic of the company as a whole than about Punk & Hangman.
Old AEW vs. New AEW. Homegrown vs. New Comers.
Every time Hangman was passionately explaining that he was gonna hurt Punk and how he was defending AEW from him, the response from Punk was "I don't know why you're taking this so personal, it's just business".
That sounded so familiar to me and the way that Hangman is struggling with his "heel" urges to win and defend the company he cares so deeply for, only to let go and let what happens happen.
It feels like what they want us fans to do, let AEW grow into something new and stop fighting what is inevitable for a company like this.
And if it is what they are asking, are they right to? Are they making a mistake when they don't listen to fans screaming to keep focus on homegrown talent? I can't say for sure but I do know that the question will definitely stay in our minds as we learn more about the MJF incident which admittedly influenced how seriously I took the "new vs. old talent" divide.
Idk that was my own dumb take away. I had a hard time with the title feud because it didn't feel like the character side of stuff made sense and parts felt backwards. Happy for Punk getting the W, love the cowboy for putting on a great match.
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elphantas-hoe · 5 months ago
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Ok, this is going under the cut, but these are my picks for Revolution and what I'd do if I was booking it:
Hook beats QT. You don't hand Hook's loss to QT. Not sure what he does next, but this ending makes sense.
Leyla beats Kris. This just getting legs and if Team Taz recruited her, you can set up a Team Taz vs Best Friends storyline going forward.
House of Black beats Death Triangle. Let it end and simmer for a bit so that KotBT can go work towards winning the tag championships. Swerve can debut here as part of HoB. I'm not going to fantasy book further than that because a certain someone has spreadsheets of his own lore to pull from and I'm not a mind reader. Cargill beats Conti. Deeb or Nyla should be taking the title off her. Two grown men going through a goth phase and Sammy beat the AFHO. Matt fucks it up for Andrade and this is where you debut Jeff. Bam! Now you have more storyline within AHFO to work with or separate them. Jungle Express retain after reDragon fucks over the Young Bucks. This last part is important because it plays into the Page/Cole match. But JE isn't dropping them until KotBT I don't think. They've been good fighting champions and haven't had the belts long. It's not their time to lose just to further the polycule drama. Mox wins and if he joins BD, Punk joins down the line as the bridge between the two styles. This could also play into the RoH situation when it gets up and going. (don't throw tomatoes) Jericho beats Eddie. I don't want this to happen, but this feud has legs and can go for a bit longer. If Eddie wins, it's because he gets help from PxP, but if PxP is in Jericho's corner, Eddie is losing. This all depends on PxP tbh Wardlow wins Meat-ish on ladders match. With what MJF said about how he's not going to win anyway, this sets it up perfectly for him to do so. Rosa beats Baker. Britt's time is up and it's just time for someone new. You can debut a new woman here and start a feud up. Hayter and Martinez having a short feud after this would be fun. I think this will have a fuck finish of some sort, if not post match drama. Punk beats MJF with assistance from Wardlow. Specifically being passed the ring. Hangman retains over Cole. Young Bucks with the assist after getting screwed in the tag match. There you go. Redemption starts on the YB/Hangman front and you can run those three against the others until Jay White pops back up to do something to fuck it up *or* Kenny shows up to fuck it up. Hangman doesn't rejoin the Elite though. Just...tense friendship. Hangman won't drop the belt until MJF is ready likely.
Non-match prediction: PVZ is going to win the 5 minute challenge against Deeb down the line. She's technically a rookie and it makes sense.
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elitehoe · 2 months ago
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Houston AEW Dynamite + Rampage thoughts and reactions!!!
DYNAMITE
Samoa Joe vs Johnny Elite: JOHNNY ELITE AHHHHHHH as soon as we sat down he came out and we lost our shit like lost it fully I'm so happy about Johnny... I'm already planning matches out in my mind that I wanna see!! My brother and I knew Joe would win, but we still enjoyed Johnny's debut so damn much!! Hope Joe and Lethal have a match at DoN and end out this feud soon.
My nooj boi Rocky + best friends came out and I was probably the only one screaming in our section 🤦🏻‍♀️ ....
Matt and Matt's feral little brother feud is fucking coming *screaming at the top of my lungs* my brother isn't a Bucks stan like me so he was like ehh "hope they lose" 😂
CM PUNK 😭😭😭😭😭 I WAS SHAKING SO DAMN BAD WHEN CULT OF PERSONALITY CAME ON LIKE FULL ON SHAKING ALL MY PICS AND VIDS ARE SHIT CAUSE OF HOW BAD I WAS SHAKING
"ABORTION RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS" TSHIRT YESSSS MY PRO WOMEN + PRO CHOICE KING THANK YOU FOR THAT ❤️❤️ SENDING YOU LOVE
Konosuke Takeshita vs Hangman Adam Page: The second I was breathing the same air as CM Punk my brain went error 404. Then Konosuke came out and AHHHHHHH. HANGMAN IS EQUALLY AS PRETTY AS HE IS ON TV WOOOOOW HIS GEAR IN PERSON IS GORGEOUS!!! Babes I wanted to throttle myself into the ring and eat the pin so neither technically lost 😭. Konosuke did so damn good in that match and Hangman was darling as always!!!! My brother didn't know who Konosuke was, but he likes him now after that match! He was super impressed and I was so happy that he liked him!! We're both Hangy stans and were rooting for Hangy to win. So much more impressed with Konosuke after each match in AEW!! I also love that everyone else is loving him cause he deserves all of the love ok? Ok!!!
GTS FOR THE WIN 😳😳😳 HANGMAN BELOVED THAT WAS THE SEXIEST SHIT IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN 🥵 OH MY FUCKING GOD AND WHEN THEY CIRCLED AROUND EACH OTHER A BITCH ABOUT DIED
Also Houston fuck you and your CM Punk chants COWBOY SHIT ALL FUCKING DAY 😌😌😌
Swerve and Keith Lee vs Workhorsemen: The crowd reaction to Swerve and Keith 🤌🏻 IMMACULATE ENERGY IN THE ARENA. The match was great, the post match altercation *shaking in my seat* I was in the same room as Ricky Starks everyone shut up I'm having a moment!!! Christian my love if I wasn't with my brother I would've been acting a god damn fool over my favorite zaddy!! Fashion icon Hobbs 🥰 Jurassic Express entrance in person *chef's kiss* can't wait for the DoN match!! We knew Keith and Swerve were gonna fuck shit up!! Swerve's house and Bask In His Glory chants are 100/10 vibes!!!
Booing MJF in person was an astronomical vibe 100/10 will love to do again!!
Houston let his ass hear it tonight. Like damn he is sooooo good and I wanna cheer him, but I know he wouldn't really want me too cheer him so... Boo 👎🏻!
Wardlow 10 Lashes: I immediately went 😳😳😳 he came out shirtless let's start there bitch FROTHING AT THE MOUTH took every lash and FLEXXXING LAUGHING SMIRKING 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 Wardlow in person got to be the most beautiful man I've ever seen what the fuck babe you're sculpted by every god!!! They all legit took their time on the creation of Wardlow!! My brother is a Wardlow stan AHHHHHH I really won today!!! Also Wardlow tits in person 🥵
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP SHAWN SPEARS MEET MY ASS OUTSIDE YOU LITTLE BITCH WE NEED YO HAVE A LONG TALK ABOUT WHAT YOU DID TO WARDLOW 🤬🤬🤬
ROPPONGI VICE VS FTR DEEEEEAAAAD SOPH LOST FUNCTION EYES ROLLED TO THE BACK OF MY HEAD ALMOST MOANED THAT MATCH IS GONNA BANG SO FUCKING HARD 😩😩
Kyle O'Reilly vs Rey Fenix: 100/20 exceeded all my expectations. We were in absolute awe of this match start to finish!!! My brother wanted KOR to advance I wanted Fenix so we had a little sibling argument about this mid show and we chanted against each other.. Great vibes tbh.
KYLE O'REILLY VS ADAM COLE IN THE OWEN CUP FINAL TO COMPLETELY JUMPSTART THE FALL OF THE UNDISPUTED POLYCULE?!?!??! THE POSSIBILITIES OH MY FUCKING LORD I CANT WAIT FOR DON!!!!!!!
Also I would very much love to see reDRagon vs Lucha Brothers TK if you could fan service me that, that would be greatly appreciated k? K love you!! 💕
Regal and Jericho face to face confrontation: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP I GOT TO BREATHE THE SAME AIR AS HIS LORDSHIP WILLIAM REGAL LIFE IS COMPLETE I FEEL OKAY UNALIVING NOW *kidding of course 😶*
JON MOXLEY WAS IN THE SAME ROOM AS ME IM NEVER LETTING THAT GO 🥺🥺❤️❤️ also everyone who hates the wild thing theme fuck you that shit bangs!!!
When Eddie Santana and Ortiz popped up I legit forgot how to breathe my soul left my body and I know I was screaming but I wasn't coherent enough to actually hear myself screaming...
No Yoots cause he's in Japan for Best Of The Super Jr so 🥺 but 😆 I STILL GOT TO SEE MY BELOVED BLACKPOOL POLYCULE ❤️❤️
Fuck Chris Jericho that is all
WHAT chants for his lordship??!? WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS WRONG WITH YALL?!?! This pissed me off tbh...
WHEN HE CALLED DANIEL GARCIA FLOWER I ALMOST DROPPED TO THE FUCKING FLOOR
TK should fan service me and book Bryan vs Eddie before DoN let them fight it out pls!!
BLACKPOOL POLYCULE VS JAS AT DoN GOD DAMN BITCH THAT IS GONNA BE A FUCKING TREAT!! Lowkey wanted the Stadium Stampede tho Mox baby that would've been legendary ok but I'm happy I'm getting the match either way soooo.. Yea..
Britt Baker vs Maki Itoh: We thought it would be Athena cause it was Houston... But I wasn't disappointed just sad cause I wanted my girl in aew. I adore the Joshi tho so Maki was a welcomed surprise for me!! Overall Maki and Britt had a great match!! Really interested in seeing what they're gonna do with Maki I've seen she's supposed to be in the states for a while!!
TONI TIME TONI TIME TONI TIME TONI TIME can confirm Toni Storm is just as gorgeous in person as she is on tv!!!
Schiavone ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️
Serena Deeb was talking her shit!!! When she called out Dustin AHHHHHHHHHHHH and slapped him TELL ME RIGHT NOW SHE WOULDN'T BE A PHENOMENAL ADDITION TO BCC SHE HAS A SLAPPING KINK LIKE THE WHOLE POLYCULE!!!!
THUNDER ROSA MY FUCKING BELOVED AEW WOMEN'S CHAMPION MI REINA LA MERA MERA MI CAMPEONA!!!!
Serena meet my ass outside for hurting Rosa 😤
No seriously Serena Deeb vs Thunder Rosa is gonna be a phenomenal ass match and I wouldn't mind them extending the feud after DoN!!!!
Also also also TK give me the mixed tag!! Rosa and Dustin vs Serena and partner of her choice GIVE IT TO ME NOOOOOOW ANTONY
Jeff Hardy vs Adam Cole: We had Adam winning due to Bucks interference... JEFFERY NERO HARDY I just about fainted seeing Jeff!! Hearing the Hardy Boyz song doing the lil dancey dance with Jeff *INCOHERENT SCREAMING* that was ASTRONOMICAL 1000/10 RECOMMEND. Adam attacking Jeff like the evil rat he is. Severe disappointment from both my brother and I when we didn't get Adam Cole's entrance... But Adam did fan service the crowd by doing baybay mid beating the shit out of Jeff xd so thank you rat babe ilysm ❤️❤️ !! Main event was too short for my liking 😩
BUCKS VS HARDYZ IS FUCKING COMING IM FROTHING AT THE FUCKING MOUTH IM SCREAMING DYING PASSING OUT SHITTING MYSELF TAKING A PUFF FROM MY INHALER
NICK JACKSON AND I BREATHED THE SAME AIR 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I GOT TO SEE MY BUCKY BOI'S OH MY GOD Y'ALL DONT UNDERSTAND HOW I FELT I WAS SHAKING LITERALLY SHAKING AND HYPERVENTILATING CAUSE I WAS SEEING MATT AND NICK MY FAVORITE BITCHY BABYGIRLS 💖💖
And yes besties Matt Jackson's hair is just as pretty in person as it is on tv 💖 I love my milf Matty J 💖
My brother does not like the Bucks so we had entirely different reactions 😂 he got happy once Darby and Sting came out tho so good for him I guess... I was too busy foaming at the mouth over Matt and Nick to really notice his reaction.
Also Nick Jackson's hair is also prettier in person than it is on tv like seriously I need the number to the person who dyes his hair!! !!
I GOT TO SEE MATTS PHAT ASS IN THOSE WHITE SHORTS 🥵🥵🥵 I SUPPORT NICK JACKSON WEARING PINK THOSE ARE MY RIGHTS 🥵🥵🥵
RAMPAGE
WHEN THE LIGHTS TURNED OFF FOR THE HOB ENTRANCE I PASSED AWAY SAW THE OTHER SIDE AND RESURRECTED HOLY SHIT
House of Black entrance in person is such a fucking experience I want you all to experience that!!!
House of Black vs Fuego Del Sol, 10 and Evil Uno: OH MY FUCKING LORD BRODY KING SEES FUEGO AND GOES 'I need to obligate this twink' HOLY SHIT BRODY DEMOLISHES FUEGO EVERY SINGLE TIME. Uno and Brody was HOSS AS FUCK holy shit MALAKAI BEING FUCKING MALAKAI AND ON MY GOD I WANTED TO PASS OUT. Also happy birthday spooky dutch daddy I love you 🖤 !!! Respectfully Mr Buddy Matthews sir all I was looking at was your TIDDIES those are the nicest TIDDIES I've ever fucking seen WOOOOW. Also Buddy did the CERO MIEDO AND I LOST ALL SANITY. MALAKAI I KNOW YOU DON'T WANT US TO OBJECTIFY YOU BUT HOLY MOTHER OF FUCKING CHRIST WAS I SALIVATING!!! Malakai looks fucking delicious in person. Hard to focus on the match when HOB was walking around looking beautiful as fuck. No but really we both wanted HOB to pick up the win and god damn we're we so in awe of this match!! It was amazing!! This was 1000% my holy shit match I was completely mesmerized!!!
WAKE THE FUCK UP WE'RE GETTING DEATH TRIANGLE VS HOUSE OF BLACK AT DOUBLE OR NOTHING BABES OH MY GOOOOOOD LORD
THE TOMBSTONE WITH THE HOUSE OF BLACK AND DOUBLE OR NOTHING CHIP GLORIOUS
Penta is 😍😍 Rey Fenix is 💖💖 PAC is 🥵🥵🥵 and Alex was there... No I'm kidding I love Alex ❤️
Shawn Spears vs Big Damo: Gonna be honest besties did not know who the fuck this was at first but then it finally clicked and I was like OOOOH OK. Didn't really care for this match... I wanted to see Shawn get his ass beat for what he did to Wardlow! I really liked Shawn's post match promo about Wardlow being Superman and him being the Giant Killer. That steel cage match next week is gonna be so fucking sick can't wait to see it!!!
DESTINATION UNKNOWN RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO 😱😱😱😱 My brother LOOOOOVES Ruby and was wearing her shirt so he was so incredibly happy to see her and y'all know Ruby is my girl!!
Kris Statlander vs Red Velvet: We were both pulling for Kris!! GALACTIC ICON KRIS STATLANDER MY BELOVED I HOPE YOU HAVE FUN BEATING RED VELVET'S ASS OK LOVE YOU 💕💕 such a good ass match... However the crowd pissed me off cause they were chanting dumb shit during the match and it was so incredibly annoying!! Really killed my vibe 🙄🙄🙄 so happy Kris advanced tho!!
RUBY RUBY RUBY SOHO COMING TO KRIS STATS RESCUE AND ANNA JAY COMING TO RUBY'S RESCUE AHHHHHH I LOVE WOMEN 🥰🥰🥰
TK I'mma need you to run Anna Jay vs Jade Cargill back please and thank you kind sir GIVE IT TO ME!!!
Men of the Year promo: Wow this was the first time they didn't make me physically fucking nauseous... But can we please fucking end this feud and let Scorp have a good reign as TNT champ?!?? Also Scorp and Kaz please give us an SCU reunion at the California show!!!
HOOKHAUSEN WORKOUT VIDEO WAS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GOLDEN I WAS GIGGLING LIKE A CHILD THAT VIDEO WAS EVERYTHING TO ME!!!! Also Tony Nese disrespectfully sir my eyes were on your tiddies and your tiddies are 🤤🤤 HOOKHAUSEN RIGHTS ARE MY RIGHTS
ITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT AHHHHHHHHHH
Blackpool Polycule want another son together ❤️❤️ Dante baby come join the fam!! Matt basically said Dante needs a loving and peaceful life not one full of violence. Bryan says he loves peace and violence and that their first son is thriving in the violent but loving atmosphere of the polycule sooooo.... Matt is invalid as fuck and he will steal Dante!!! 😡 Added that last part myself that didn't really happen but like it could... So!!
WILLIAM REGAL ON COMMENTARY AHHHHHHH
Bryan Danielson and Jon Moxley vs Matt Sydal and Dante Martin: This was my brothers match of the night and that's totally valid cause it was fucking phenomenal. DANTE IN BLACKPOOL POLYCULE WHEN??!? I was on the edge of my sit all fucking match!! Ok ok ok so where we were sitting I had the best view on Mox back and y'all all know I'm a slut for that man's back 🥵🥵 also heel Bryan is beloved and I would let him do sadistic things... These were my internal thoughts as I was trying not to be a fucking menace in front of my bro, but like I should've cause he was practically begging for Hookhausen all night ... Anyways back to the match!! Air Dante is my fave Dante 😱😱😱 MOX UNALIVED MATT HOLY FUCK!!! BRYAN AND MOX WANT THIS CHILD SO BAD THEY'RE BEATING THE SHIT OUT MATT FOR HIM. We knew BCC would win but damn did we think Dante had the win at some points. You could 100% see that Dante got Bryan's Respect and Bryan was basically drafting the adoption papers in his head!!
Hopefully we see a knew BCC member soon or maybe not idk but I would love to see Dante in BCC since we couldn't get Daniel Garcia cause Jericho wanted him 🙄 .
Post match brawl OH MY GOD REGAL WAS FUCKING SHIT UP YOU GO KING!!! I WAS TOTALLY REACTING NORMAL TO THAT DEFINITELY NOT SCREAMING MY LUNGS OUT NOOO NEVER!! Eddie beloved he was fucking everyone up, my brother said and I quote "Eddie fights like he has actual real life beef with you" and that's so vaild cause he truly fights like his life depends on it. So much happened in this segment holy fuck it was exquisite!! 🤌🏻🤌🏻
Ok so Bryan's leg got stuck between the ramp and the ring during the brawl. Which TK needs to now abandon the whole ring and ramp connection cause they were trying to get him unstuck for like 10 minutes. Bryan looked like he was in a lot of pain and at first we thought it was part of the story, but Mox was pretty heated about it so... Once they finally got him unstuck, by pushing the ring away, Bryan got up and put his hands out to us to signal he was okay, which was relieving!!! He did limp away though and they continued the story as best as they could.... I don't know how much of this will be on tv since it was after the main event, so I wanted to fully recap it for y'all. I hope Bryan is okay and I'm sending him healing vibes ❤️❤️ !!
STUFF THAT HAPPENED BETWEEN SHOW BREAKS... KINDA IN ORDER... KINDA NOT...
Justin does not get enough credit for keeping the crowd into the show during the commercial breaks and show changes!!
This is my official I appreciate Justin Roberts statement cause I appreciate Justin Roberts!!! ❤️
Houston adored one of the I believe security or backstage people, his name was Bob ❤️ we love Bob and claimed him as ours! During breaks Justin had lots of fun with the crowd and Bob, Bob and his son Bob Jr also had a match... A best of 3 rock paper scissors match BOB WON AND IT WAS AWESOME!!
BOB CHANTS HOUSTON LOVES BOB ❤️
TK HAS BEEN SO ADORABLY AWKWARD AND I NEED HIM TO STOP BECAUSE I REFUSE TO FEEL THINGS FOR HIM I REFUSE I FUCKING REFUSE
The Lord and savior Antony Khan himself came out and was really cute and sweet nice and thanked us for being there. He also said he doesn't come out after every show but he had to cause we were being an awesome crowd 😂 TK babe we've seen the post show videos it's okay to admit you come out to thank the crowd!!! He said he loved the Houston energy and can't wait to be back again to deliver our great wrestling city more amazing wrestling!! Also went down a list of iconic wrestling matches that happened in Houston, that man is an actual wrestling sponge. I don't know how he remembers all of that shit but he does!!
King if you love us so much give us a PPV we proved tonight we would adore it, it was a packed crowd start to finish and the energy was electric TK... Love... Babe.... Antony... Give Houston a PPV soon... K that is all love you ❤️
THE ACCLAIMED AND THE ASS BOYS CAME OUT JUST BEFORE RAMPAGE STARTED
I've lived to see a Max Caster rap life is truly soooo fucking great byeeee I have a vid of his rap but my ugly ass voice is in the background 🙄
Austin and Colton mistaked us for Austin then Dallas and then Mr Ass himself Billy got it right also no Bowens which was 💔 but I've seen that his boyfriend confirmed that he had knee surgery so sending healing vibes and prayers to him!!! ❤️❤️
I adore the acclaimed and the Ass Boys ok ok ok
My brother was disappointed we didn't get to see Hookhausen and I was too... So when the Ass Boys came after Rampage to call out Danhausen for starting the Ass Boys stuff. WE FUCKING ACTED A WHOLE ASS FOOL FOR THIS STRAIGHT UP JUMPING UP AND DOWN SCREAMING FOR HOOKHAUSEN
They were ganging up on Danhausen CM PUNK CAME OUT AHHHHHHH THEN HOOOOOOOOK CAME OUT AHHHHHHHHHH they did their thing with the Ass Boys. Punk did GTS on Austin and Hook put Colton in Redrum which as they should cause no one hurts Danhausen and gets away with it!!! OH MY GOD CM PUNK EMPTIED OUT HIS WALLET FOR DANHAUSEN TO HAVE LOTS OF MONIES AND HOOK WANTED DANHAUSEN TO SHARE AND HE DID GIVE HOOK SOME OF HIS MONIES !!!!!!!! We lost our shit for that by the way like completely fucking lost our shit
FINAL THOUGHTS
And that was all babes overall 10000/10 experience holy fuck what a show start to finish god damn my ass was THRIVING the energy was IMMACULATE!! I truly can't wait for the next Houston show!! Also for this being my first ever wrestling show it was truly the greatest time ever and my brother had the best time. We talked all day about wrestling and like wow wow wow do we fucking ramble for hours! Also I do not have a voice after tonight. Wrestling social media is a toxic ass place, but actually being in the arena with wrestling fans is a special experience I promise you that babes!!! If aew is in your city 100% recommend you go!! Okkk I love y'all byeeee 💕💕 !!!
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dalekofchaos · 6 months ago
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Hangman Adam Page deserves better as AEW World Champion
The journey of Hangman beating Kenny and being crowned as champion. His reign has been unfortunately underwhelming.
He had great matches with Bryan Danielson, but his presence as champion is constantly been kept on a midcard level and when he does has championship matches, it’s on the first match of the card.
Let’s compare that to the former Champions. Chris Jericho, Jon Moxley and Kenny Omega all led AEW from the front. Whether they were instigating wild angles, cutting fire promos or mucking about in skits with The Young Bucks, they all had prominent, featured roles that denoted them as the biggest of deals.
Page’s reign is in danger of being defined by the champion complaining he doesn’t get to defend the title enough. The Danielson feud was focused mostly on “The American Dragon” leaving Dark Order members for dead. Now “The Hangman” is treading water with Lance Archer in a mini-feud that feels terribly midcard.
Compare the Adam Page and Archer segments to the prominence given to Roman Reigns who main events or opens every single episode of SmackDown. If Roman misses a week that’s a news story!
More importance is being placed on the guys looking to challenge for the title than on the champion himself. Not to mention guys like Cody Rhodes, Chris Jericho and Jon Moxley who aren’t even in the title picture.
Kicking off a show with a highly-anticipated World Championship match on free TV is as ridiculous as it sounds. Especially when there's no other major match or segment planned for the main event. Viewers won't have much of a reason to keep watching the show, especially if the big matches are followed by a Dan Lambert or Matt Hardy segment. Remember, when CM Punk was in his historic reign as WWE Champion, he barely main evented PPVs and Cena vs Johnny Ace was treated with more importance. We were all outraged by that, so why aren’t we outraged when Adam never main events a PPV or a single episode of Dynamite?
AEW needs to rethink its card placement for pay-per-view matches. It doesn't make sense for all the highly-anticipated matches to take place towards the end of the show. It has to be spread out throughout the show to keep the crowd lively and awake.
Why did you make Adam Page your World Champion if you constantly treat him an afterthought as champion and put DAN LAMBERT AND BRANDI FUCKING RHODES IN A MORE IMPORTANT LIGHT THAN YOUR ACTUAL WORLD CHAMPION???
 Hangman deserves better than this shit. Treat him with importance. Treat your world champion LIKE THE WORLD CHAMPION OF YOUR FUCKING COMPANY! Like all you’re telling the audience by featuring other top guys more prominently than your world champion is that “wow why aren’t Bryan Danielson, MJF, Cm Punk or Moxley champion?” Like you are dangerously close to presenting Adam as just a transitional champion and he deserves so much better.
Here are simple ways to better feature Adam Page
Have him open Dynamite week after week and cut big babyface champion promos
Let him wrestle every week in the main event whether it’s in singles or tag team
Any kind of segments with the Dark Order on a weekly basis. Like you’re telling me you can’t have Adam hyping up Anna Jay or John Silver?
Build conflict and gear towards a feud with Adam Cole. Like we are gonna get it eventually, but why is Adam dicking around with Lance Archer and why is Adam Cole messing around with Orange Cassidy when it’s clear the two Adams have history and you could actually build to a feud instead of pointless matches that mean nothing?
Have Adam Page save CM Punk from the near murder from Wardlow and MJF(why did all the babyface women come to separate Brandi and Paige VanZant, but absolutely no one came to the aid of CM Punk?) Like having Adam saving Punk from a beatdown would would also tease a feud with MJF and maybe showing Punk’s desire for the belt down the line
Hangman and Mox have a segment. Doesn’t have to be the week that Moxley did come back, but a week or two later, Hangman and Mox have a mutual sign of respect or something. Like I know Jon’s problems were real and Adam’s were just kayfabe, but it would work to just have a moment or two to have it look like these two guys respect one another
Have Hangman and Cody do a segment. Cody congratulates Hangman on winning the belt and getting past his demons, Hangman is worried about Cody and feels like he’s going down a dark path similar to what he went through and this could actually build to a slowburn feud between Adam and Cody
Actually treat your world champion like a world champion
Tony Khan is doing a good job of building up several strong title contenders at the same time, and it’s not like CM Punk, MJF and Adam Cole don’t deserve to be featured, but when your top champion feels like a secondary concern it’s less than ideal.
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@mithridic asked me for my favourite aew matches from the last few months and i went through the past few weeks and also asked the discord buddies and am listing them here specifically so that if any of my followers are like "omg shoop how could you not mention (x)" can add something if they want!
AEW Double or Nothing PPV (May 29)
- Anarchy in the Arena // Blackpool Combat Club (Mox & Danielson), Eddie Kingston, Santana & Ortiz vs. Jericho Appreciation Society (Jericho, Hager, 2.0 & Danny Garcia) - absolutely delightful. wonderfully chaotic. a delight. bloody. (also Vivid, I don't even know if you're aware, but Jericho turned heel and his new gimmick is that he's A Sports Entertainer(TM) and also a wizard?? It works so well for him and I'm so mad about it
- Thunder Rosa (women's world champion) vs. Serena Deeb - honestly, I think that was my match of the night?? It was soooo fucking good. Both ladies were absolutely incredible, also Rosa's ring gear made me gasp out loud
Dynamite (May 18)
- If you wanna see MJF hit Wardlow with his belt a couple times only for Wardlow to no-sell most of it; that's happened
- Hangman (back-then world champion still) vs. Konosuke Takeshita - i fucking loved this match an abnormal amount tbh; enjoyed it so much. also, you get cm punk being a petty little bitch on commentary
Dynamite (April 27)
- Dax vs Cash - FTR fought against each other in the Owen Hart Tournament and it was soooooooo good. They also both said it will NEVER EVER happen again (they just lov each other too much <3)
Rampage (April 15)
- Hangman vs. Cole // rematch; championship defense - just. was sooooo good. Texas Death Match
Dynamite (April 13)
- Minoru Suzuki vs. Samoa Joe - that's one of the episodes I missed and haven't yet caught up on but the discord was very pro including it and iirc you love MiSu :]
Rampage (April 8)
- Mox vs. Wheeler Yuta - Yuta's quest to prove himself worthy of the BCC, part 2/2 (great for people who enjoy wrestlers licking their opponent's blood off their hand)
Dynamite (March 30)
- DBry vs. Wheeler Yuta - Yuta's quest to prove himself worthy of the BCC, part 1/2
Dynamite - St. Patrick's Day Slam (March 16)
- Mox&DBry vs. Chuck Taylor & Yuta - was veeeery good and Yuta looked brilliant which then sparked kinda the rest of "hey, OC, Chuck, we're gonna steal your son, that's cool with you, right?"
Dynamite (Feb 9)
- Hangman vs. Lance Archer // championship defense - Texas Death Match; was Also very good, some extremely fun spots in there
Dynamite - Beach Break (January 26)
- Orange Cassidy vs. Adam Cole - Lights Out match. that's one of my favourite of the entire YEAR, it was perfect, 10/10, no notes
Rampage - Holiday Smash (December 31)
- I won't go back any farther, but I Have to include the Street Fight between Anna&Tay vs. The Bunny and Penelope Ford - another one of my favourite matches so far this year; they did Not hold back, it was brutal and beautiful. also features Penelope hastily reassuring the Bunny that she's still beautiful even as her whole face is covered in blood
Also, just, the entire CMJF feud was brilliant, if you wanted to watch that, I could let you know when it started and when the most important like storyline beats took place
(I wish it was more women's matches, and I'm Sure i'm forgetting some, but also, to be fair-- [gestures at TK's booking] anyway, @ followers/mutuals please feel free to yell about great women's matches I forgot)
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lilyfnrose · 9 months ago
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Kenny Omega vs Hangman Adam Page - A Complete Overview
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‘You don’t need a hat to be a cowboy’
A phrase that we all as wrestling fans have become familiar with and a phrase that was proven true during the 2021 Casino ladder match during AEW Dynamite.
The story of Hangman Adam Page is one that can only be described as long term storytelling at its finest. His fall from the elite coupled with his unexpected delightful friendship with the Dark Order has made him the top guy in the company. The audience saw the arrivals of Adam Cole, Bryan Danielson, and CM Punk, and despite worries from some, many fans were not left asking if Hangman would be pushed to the side, but instead were filled with anticipation for when he would come back.
AEW gave the audience a story and trusted them to follow along, there was no doubt that Hangman would be possibly the final challenger and man to topple current AEW World Champion, and long time rival, Kenny Omega. The formation of their tag team was genius. Two men who were expected to be champions immediately in this company, but didn’t live up to critics’ expectations, found themselves confiding in each other, as if despite their differences they could really work together to become better. However, the cracks were there from the beginning, Omega having a disdain for alcohol and his own self esteem issues coupled with Page constantly being belittled by his elite counterparts whilst dealing with the disappointment of not becoming the inaugural champion as he promised he would. Their match with The Young Bucks at Revolution 2020 highlighted both how well they could work together, the cracks in their relationship, and really set this story in motion.
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The story is something which can even go back to both men’s NJPW days, where Page and Omega found themselves on opposite sides during the Bullet Club Civil War of 2018, Page even being the one who held Omega up for the interrupted chair shot from Cody, which resulted in the long awaited Golden Lovers reunion. Events like these don’t go unnoticed in AEW, it highlights the character progression from both of these men. It shows how in AEW you don’t become an entirely new person from feud to feud, all of these events, even going back to the start of your career, mean something to your character.
Omega has been one to always make a point of this, his heel turn and eventual mending of his relationship with The Young Bucks is a great example, Kenny using his real life moving out of Japan as a reason for why they should side with him, even tapping into how both Matt and Nick are known family men and using that to talk about how he had to leave his loved ones whilst they had theirs in their arms. Kenny is known for his character work and attention to detail, he tried so hard to get Matt and Nick on side because he saw them as brothers, so it says a lot that he didn’t truly try to help Hangman, a man they claimed to be a brother for years, when all of them agreed he was on a downwards trajectory. There is an argument to be made that Omega himself was on a downwards spiral at the same time, not the man he was expected to be, constantly being told he could be better, and then finally giving in on the 8th December 2020 episode of Dynamite, ‘Winter is Coming,’ when he finally turned heel and joined forces with Don Callis to try and prove he is even more of the man that everyone expected him to be. Many fans believe that this broken down version of Kenny gave into what everyone wanted him to be, some even claiming he is letting himself be manipulated by Callis because he just couldn’t do it alone. Eventually in AEW we may even get an appearance from a certain Golden Star if Kenny’s interview with PWI is anything to go by, it seems to be evident that Kenny left his heart in Japan and never seemed to get over it, it’s central to who his character is.
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Page on the other hand, has done the opposite. Whilst seeing Omega give into his cocky over the top persona, he grew into a new man, the parts that were deemed broken by the elite were valued by the members of the Dark Order, it was more than gaining a new recruit, he became someone that they genuinely liked and wanted to help. Hangman, abandoned by the men who once called him brother, found a family when it was the furthest thing from what he wanted. His reluctance to accept that they truly wanted him came from the damage dealt by the elite and Hangman leant on that in a perfect way. He slowly but surely was integrated into the Dark Order, he didn’t need to officially join or gain a number, because they taught him to trust again and they became the family that he deserved. It wasn’t about faction warfare, it was about family. So, Hangman Adam Page was not deemed elite, but that didn’t matter, because he didn’t want to be elite, not by their definition of the word. This bond with the Dark Order, Evil Uno constantly pressing at Omega and asking ‘why are you scared of my friend?’ and various other factors lead to the 10 Man Elimination match between the Super Elite and the Dark Order, which took place on July 28th. The stipulation being that if the dark order won they got a tag team championship opportunity and Page got his title shot against Omega, but if they lose then Dark Order don’t gain an opportunity and Hangman has to step aside from the title picture for now. The Super Elite were victorious, and as a result, a rift was created in the dark order, and Hangman was nowhere to be seen after the match.
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That brought us to October 6th 2021, AEW Dynamite live from Philadelphia, the place where Omega and Page first became a tag team back in 2019, the 2021 Casino Ladder Match. People had been discussing potential jokers since the match itself was announced, many people even questioning whether this would be the right place for Hangman to return, but as soon as the clock hit 0, that familiar music played, and everything felt right. Hangman being the joker may not have been everybody’s idea of a perfect return, but it was, in a way, poetic. Hangman has always earned his opportunities whether it be by participating in tournaments, winning battle royales, or working to become the number one ranked wrestler in the company. Despite the already existing story between Omega and Page they make a point of Hangman always earning his shots because they want to show him as a hard worker to not only the audience but even to the members of the Elite. A major part of this story is Hangman proving his worth to himself, he doesn’t need the approval of the Elite, he needs to prove to himself that he is worthy of holding the top prize because he really is as good as people say he is. Hangman winning the ladder match and gaining that title opportunity is perfect for his character and constant rise as a star.
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The promo Hangman cut on the October 16th edition of Dynamite meant so much to this story. His entire character arc prior to this was full of self doubt and distancing himself, but here he stood with so much passion and conviction. He spoke of his old friends, but never in a fully negative way, he spoke of his new friends and how they truly mean so much to him, he talked about having the courage to step away and to be there for his new baby boy during the hottest stint of his career. Then he talked about us, the fans, how we never gave up on him, how we willed him on this whole time, and how he finally understands and actually believes in himself
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Their story is something that has captured the hearts of many fans, the last segment to build to what is hopefully a grand crescendo, occurred during the November 10th Dynamite this past Wednesday Night.
A contract signing.
A staple of the wrestling business and one that people tend to associate with harsh words, at least one broken table, and all in all sports entertainment shenanigans, however this was far from that trope.
Hangman exudes confidence for the first time in his career, all he has to say to Kenny is that he believes that he will beat him on November 13th, however, Omega is one for theatrics. A dramatic, passionate, delusional villain, who arguably uses comedy to distract his opponents from how intelligent he really is, both in and out of the ring. There was nothing comedic about this segment, Kenny was serious and emotional and really draws both Hangman and the audience in on this idea that, in some twisted way, he actually cares about him. He talks of Hangman’s insecurities, how the elite always tried to pick him back up but he is the one who refused to come back, even claiming that backstage once Page had left the elite they were still there to sit him “back on the horse”, even going as far to say that he thought that he saw part of himself in Hangman, but that he was wrong.
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However, Omega doesn’t understand that this is not the Page that was once in the background of the bullet club, the Page he once called his partner, the Page he beat back at Full Gear 2020, hell he’s not even the Page he beat in the 10 man tag during Fight for the Fallen a few months back. Hangman Page actually has belief in himself to achieve the one thing he promised from the beginning, so he doesn’t back down here or shy away from the conversation, instead he goes for the jugular. His confidence is highlighted here, he looks Omega straight in his eyes and says “If i remember, you once had another tag team partner who maybe you felt like you didn’t measure up to either”.
The mention of Ibushi here is perfect, Hangman knows Kenny, he knows that this is how to get in his head, he doesn’t believe in this facade that Kenny presents to the world. What makes this even better is that when Hangman states that maybe Kenny has surpassed Ibushi, multiple members of the crowd are seen shaking their heads, very clearly disagreeing. This is something even Kenny knows deep down. No matter how much he tries to hide it, he has claimed multiple times over that Ibushi is and always has been better than him. To the point that in all of Kenny’s big matches for years he desperately calls on Ibushi by using the phoenix splash, and is never able to hit it, there is no doubt in my mind that he will try to hit it against Hangman and fail miserably all over again.
The reveal of Don Callis behind one of the cameras just cemented how far gone Omega really is. He will do anything to keep that championship because he was told for so long that it is the only way people will see him for how good he really is. That championship justifies these lies that Omega has been telling himself for so long. The question is what is going to happen to him when he loses this belt, will he spiral once more, will he be left in the dust, or will he finally rise like a phoenix from the ashes of this defeat and become a better man.
The attention to detail when it comes to both mens characters is what has made people invest so much in this story. Even if fans are 99% sure that Hangman is going to win at Full Gear, that 1% of doubt is what keeps people so invested. That 1% overwhelms you and it is what makes nuanced storytelling and complex characters in professional wrestling so captivating.
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☕ tomatos are disgusting. also this isn't an unpopular opinion mainly because i haven't actually Formed an opinion on it rly but I'd be interested in yours - for a hot second I genuinely thought Jericho was gonna win vs. Mox like Specifically bc part of me is like "huh. weird to have punk come back and have a unification match that'll def firmly divide the crowd on like who to cheer for". that's neither an opinion Nor a question. idk, invitation to talk abt that booking decision if u wanna, ur so cool, ur wrestling opinions are cool
- BOOO TOMATOES GOOD
- and no for real like... jericho is washed up but dropping the sports entertainer gimmick and doing a throwback plus actually making that match seem like a STRUGGLE was very cool and fun to watch, really did think there were points where jericho could win. which was good, aew needs a little more unpredictability
in my opinion like. This probably sets up a punk heel turn? moxley doesnt lose clean in aew really, as our sorta main character, so i would Not be shocked if they continue that trend to set up a heel turn for punk. but also they could play it straight. and punk may not even retain! Im not sure where this feud goes and that's so fun to me because I love both guys A LOT and part of whay made hangman/punk really interesting to me was how divided ppl were :)
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Think Punk's gonna start turning heel as he goes for the belt?
I hope not. Punk, especially right now after the MJF’s feud, is one of the most over babyfaces. I get that if he goes after Hangman the logical thing would be to turn him heel (and God knows he is flawless as a heel), but I think if they do, it should have a huge, HUGE buildup. Nothing random like him just grabbing a chair a hitting Adam or something, no. And I don’t think is necessary. They can build a face vs face feud. Or, just add him to the Adam squared feud.
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deathtriangles · 5 months ago
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I have been watching AEW just since Punk and MJF started feuding and even I know Bischoff is talking out of his ass 🙃 Since your takes are great, can you recommend a past AEW feud that I should go back and watch? (I saw Hangman vs the Elite by the way! Incredible!)
i would recommend my two favourite feuds in aew history (apart from hangman vs kenny and punk vs mjf) which actually intertwine a TON! my next favourite all time feuds are pac vs kenny omega and pac vs orange cassidy! pac vs omega actually started by accident, when pac filled in for jon moxley at all out 2019 due to an infection in his elbow, and was coming off of an incredible championship run in dragon gate. they have a great couple of matches where they compete to see who the best wrestler is, which eventually culminated in an iconic 30 minute iron man match. pac vs cassidy actually started right after this, and in my opinion, is one of the best comedy feuds in recent wrestling history. pac, a wrestler who is obsessed with winning and takes the sport very seriously, has to wrestle the laziest wrestler ever who wants to win by putting as little effort in as possible. this was orange cassidy’s aew debut match (revolution 2020!). this later expanded into a full rivalry of sorts between death triangle and best friends, which still gets some matches here and there to this day (btdubs watch penta vs yuta on dark from about a month ago, it was GREAT). these two feuds also fully intersected at double or nothing 2021 in the triple threat title match for the aew championship, which was one of the best triple threats in recent wrestling history imo! pac and orange also had a great couple of spots in the aew anniversary ladder match when they came out at 1 and 2!
if you’re looking for a great women’s feud, I can’t recommend hikaru shida vs serena deeb enough. their matches have been nothing short of great every time! riho vs nyla rose also always worked extremely well together and had a great couple of matches in early aew! riho vs nyla 2 still holds up as one of my favourite womens matches in aew to this day!
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wrestlezon · 7 hours ago
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liveblog containment post for aew dynamite 8/17
im behind by like 20 minutes because i was waiting on my friend to join me. but lmao when i opened up fite to get it ready i guess they apparently accidentally streamed an HOUR of aew dark elevation on there??? and then sliced it away from me in real time as i was poking around at it???? cmon aew production team lemme benefit from your harmless mishaps theyre cool and fun
HERE WE GO ITS DYNAMITEEE lmao when they sliced away the aew dark elevation they also cropped out like the beginning half of the game of thrones cross promotional intro. Good
oh!! cm punk!!!!!!!! hiiii hi cm punk yayyyyy hes back (edit: lmfao i didnt notice this the first time but he runs up to jump in to the leftside crowd and then is like "mmm naw i dont wanna break my foot a second time" LMAO) yayyyy you cant have a wrestle rematch right now. youre in regular civilian clothes. you cant fool me. im savvy to "wrestling" oh my GOD he is SO MEAN to HANGMAN PAGE!!!!!!!! hes trying to have a character arc punk! don't get him with the devil temptations of the championship title!!!!!!!!!!!! im just so glad to hear punk on the mic again :)c hee hee yayyyy OH SHITTTTT THE MOXLEY DISS???????? THIRD BEST GUY IN ANY GIVEN GROUP :)c hee hee!!!! punk!!!!!!!!! DISSING ON EDDIE KINGSTON NOW???? CM PUNK FIRING SHOTS ON ALL MY FAVORITE GUYS??? YESSS FIGHTTTTT I MISSED YOU PUNNNNNNNNNK HUAGHGHGHGHHGHGH SNOW ANGELS IN THE RING HEEL PUNK HEEL PUNK HEEL PUNK YAYYY I GET EVERYTHING I WANT... hes so full of himself. this rules. i love it when cm punk is rude on tv moxley vs punk having a promo showdown. bruh! hell yes!! moxley's cheeky little foot wiggle when he says punk's body can't keep up hee hee!! KISS??? REAL???? EFFY MATCH UNLOCKED SOMETHING IN MOXLEY (REAL) (INCOHERANT YELLING)
powerhouse hobbs backstage segment! ricky starks gettin threats! qt marshall gettin threats! waowowowow
THEY'RE DOING THE DANIELSON GARCIA 2 OUT OF 3 FALLS MATCH RIGHT NOW?????????? WHAT THE!!!!! kick fight!!! yesss stretching him. yeowch thats gotta hurt for realsies daniel garcia's little taunting head kicks oooo hes pissing him off ooooooo danielson fury kick explosion THE GARCIA COUNTER! ooough! this match is gonna be LONG. its 2 out of 3 falls… there was only 4 matches advertised on the card… did they say there was a time limit dragontamer turnaround counter! nice work danielson OOF piledriver… couldn't counter his way around that one FIRST FALL… garcia choked out danielson again.. whoa
look out youre gonna rip your hammy, garcia… (lmao) oughhh baited danielson onto the concrete… man hes really putting danielson through the ringer. danielson on his back foot this whole match! gosh OOOO COUNTERED GARCIA AND GOT THE PIN! theyre tied now
the ol' kicking my enemy dangling on the corner move ohhh suplexes... omfg danielson's tope right at the camera. whoa!!
lets take turns slamming each other into the ringpost ooooo yea holding chins and yelling at each other look at me when im wrestling at you!!! NOTICE ME danielson: zen mode activated. you cannot kill me in a way that matters YEAH GET EM garcia's turns for kicks. man hes gettin them (the kicks) :O the counters… lmao bryce just giving up on trying to put the gloves on for now. the. the nuzzling. GARCIA LITERALLY NUZZLING DICK RIGHT NOW???? IM NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING look. youre not going to win a headkick trade against danielson. you just cant. punching and punching!!! garcia LOSES!!!!!!!!!!!! to getting passed out heck of a fight tho
lmfao danielson just pointing. "you seein' this rn??" claps!! you got his respect really good dazed selling from garcia here. i have to say, anyone who is a strong fan of garcia or these two's feud in particular must be going absolutely wild at this. just hooting and hollering. (i like garcia too) YOURE A WRESTLER! YOURE A WRESTLER! YOURE A WRESTLER! reject jericho! turn your back on sports entertainment!!!! ITS HAPPENING...
backstage segment with swerve in our glory vs private party my other friend finally arrived and is requesting to rewatch the intro segment that im being vague but pleased about. do i want to watch it a third time so soon? maybe later theyre getting mad at me so im missing out on private party sassing the current tag team champs whoops hold on i skipped too far past the commercial and saw punk and moxley!?!? i HAVE to go back to the beginning now it'd be an actual crime to show them this out of order. i cant believe how instantly the show itself is pushing my hand like this (punk vs moxley… SO good though… it was worth it. im going to rewatch that segment so much anyway)
tony nese fight! is this an unannounced squash match? wait then what was the punk moxley thing i saw??? this must be a hella quick squas-- LMFAO MOXLEY KNOCKING HIM THE FUCK OUT THE WAY IN THE RING??? CHALLENGE??? THERE WOULD BE ENOUGH TIME FOR PUNK TO CHANGE INTO GEAR…??? OHHHH!!!!! THEYRE USING MY BASIC WRESTLING SAVVYNESS AGAINST ME ??????? punks still in his civvies they cant be fighting for realsies. but oh my god LMAO CLAUDIO JUST PICKING UP MOXLEY LIKE A TODDLER OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
backstage with the JAS ricky steamboat?? the old men are fighting!!!!! BAD MOVE COOL HAND ANG
gunn club vs varsity blondes i have to say this is the least interesting match on the ca-- oh its over. so HERE is the squash match billy gunn: ok nice squash. im super proud of yall now. family hug wow this sure is resolved huh :) STOKELY APPEARS... OH MY!!!!!!! BROTHERS TURN AGAINST THE FATHER THE ACCLAIMED??????? DADDY ASS RESCUED BY THE ACCLAIMED???? SCISSOR ME DADDY ASS OH MY GOD THEYRE DOING IT 10/10 GAYEST AEW DYNAMITE YET!!! THROUGH THE ROOF HELL TYUESYSYEYSYYESES
video promo with lethal's crew
dude if the "stokely is secretly putting together a team for mjf" theory is true this is going to rule so hard oh my god. we could get (in a fashion) mjf vs max caster. oh god. oh no. IM DREAMING... I HAVE HOPES... DESIRES.... OH NO!!!!!! im going to be SO disappointed when this is not the case
jungle boy promo segment! "wow there sure is a lot of promos this dynamite. i dont have a problem with this at all btw actually i am a fan of the promo segment" <- me forgetting there is a ppv at the end of the month jungle boy throwing down against christian cage!! cage's evil villain black turtlenecks? i love them. cage is so TRANSPARENTLY disingenuous and its in such a goofy way lmfao you would have to have 1 brain cell to fall for this LMFAO the offense GET HIM JUNGLE BOY!!! christian cage's evil plot to make jungle boy evil is working
speaking of someone making someone else evil, remember cmjf? remember that? i had to pause again because i incited a school of athens level discussion about cmjf with my friends again. SO good. coming up with new interpretations of the events we've been paused on this screen of ftr and wardlow for like 20 minutes do you know how fucking funny it would be if it turned out that mjf appeared during this promo?
wardlow and ftr backstage promo! ftr is talkin bout how they got their guy wardlow's back. mjf did not appear during this promo. but can you imagine how ironic it wouldve been for me specifically?
toni storm vs kilynn king my friend thought toni storm was penelope ford for a hot second. i havent seen penelope ford in a long time so ive forgotten what she looks like so i dont know how to effectively make fun of my friend for this. i also didnt watch dark (sorry) telegraphed ass attack that leads into victory lmfao thunder rosa's sad clapping... theyre gonna have to go up against each other...
me, earlier: "wow this dynamite is really good. if the best friends show up in it now then all my favorite guys will be in it and it'll be a top tier dynamite to me" aew dynamite: hey. best friends vs trustbuster video promo 10/10 dynamite (still afraid that the best friends are going to lose to the trustbusters though... ;_; aoughhhhh)
WHAT?????????? PUNK VS MOXLEY IS HAPPENING NEXT WEEK????????????
WHAT!!!!!!!!!???????
I HAVE TO CALM DOWN AND FOCUS THE FUCKING BUCKS MATCH IS NEXT I HAVE TO FOCUS YOUNG BUCKS TRIO VS ANDRADE TRIO a paper… a script… IS IT… HMM……………. THEY WOULDNT PULL A FAST ONE ON US RIGHT… they ARE heels………. THERE HE IS!!! KENNY OMEGA REAL i LOVE his evil badguy jacket. don callis and jr are bickering THE CROWD RISING IN VOLUME WHEN KENNY'S HAND GOES OUT yay combo moves dragon lee getting stomped on nooo!!! theyre beating up kenny omega!!!!!! yay!! triple suplex!!!!! the young bucks are so cool. i love their antics and watching them wrestle oh no kenny!! your leg... its failing... hes trying so hard... THE DENIAL OF HIS SICK MOVE!! AND THEN STEALING HIS MOVE!!! THE AUDACITY i mean its pretty clear that the young bucks trio is gonna win this, but man theyre making me feel like maybe they wont! nevermind! it was a massive struggle but kenny omega pulled through! perhaps... too trialous... too tribulationy... what will this mean for the future!
andrade turning on dragon lee for losing! ANOTHER MASK BIT???? ANDRADE............ >:(
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I saw someone say today that punk has made shitty matches on aew.
Were...were we watching the same show? We were watching the same punk, sting and darby team? Wer ewe watching the same punk ftr team? The same punk vs hangman? The same punk v MJF feud?
they must be blind ! yeah sure he botches sometimes, but that’s normal, he’s human. he wouldn’t be a great wrestler if he didn’t botch from time to time
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