Passing the blunt but I keep flipping it away from their fingers and slipping them empty filters like a Turkish ice cream vendor
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I would be a millionaire with the number of times I said "Oh yeah. Fuck yeah, let's GOOOO" with every fight scene in the new Castlevania series
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I am too pure for you or anyone. Your body hurts me as the world hurts God.
— Sylvia Plath, Fever 103
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Byler is cannon, I would know. I’m one of the waterfalls
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Headcanon that whenever one of the bros gets sick the other always inevitably gets sick as well from taking care of him nonstop and never leaving his side
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so if you're a tiny brand-new child, your immune system is just the worst, and ideally you should be exposed to both a lot of people and a lot of vaccines, so that you can learn how to fight both people and illnesses, and become a person who doesn't get deathly ill the second you get sneezed on
at the very least, you should have one of those things - either people or vaccines, so that you have a fighting chance of not being a creature that people in old books might refer to as "sickly" or "of faint constitution"
the problem is if you had a parent who, due to extreme conservative ideology, worked to prevent you from being around both people and vaccines, your immune system will basically not exist until you're old enough to lie to doctors and tell them it's cool if they give you shots to hopefully extend your lifespan, but depending on how obsessive and protective your parent is about monitoring your doctor's appts, that might take a fucking while
anyway, what I've discovered (after catching hand-foot-mouth at the age of 28), is that now that I'm actually around both people and vaccines, my immune system is finally doing the thing where I'm not getting sick every month and a half! and because I'm working at a job with small children, I'm finally getting immunity to all of these illnesses I should have been immune to twenty-three years ago!
funny how that happens
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Ooououuughhhhh.........
I'm pretty sure this is the sickest I've ever been in my entire life
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I don’t think anything will ever compare to the whiplash I felt watching Titi blow himself up on Karmaland in a nuclear explosion in a self sacrifice only rivaled by Jesus Christ himself and switching to the dsmp’s newest lore stream and being forced to witness c!Wilbur Soot going to fucking Utah
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merry christmas!!!!!!!!!! if you’re celebrating, i hope you have the best day ❄️🎄🫶🏻♥️
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I just woke up at fucking 4:20am, and I doubt I’m getting back to sleep. This sucks man
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Everyone: Stay inside you’re being hunted
Haru and Kyoko: So we’re going to leave every other day
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