#ffxiv incorrect quotes

[house-fortemptations]

Happy Halloween from a few of my fave Elezens (feat. EleZenos) :3

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Joshua: I want to wake up with you every day for the rest of our lives.

Dion: I wake up at 4:30 AM every day to train.

Joshua: ... I want to see you at some point every day for the rest of our lives.

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[littlelordalphinaud]

Alphinaud, over the linkpearl: Estinien I think I'm lost.

Estinien: Where?

Alphinaud:...I don't think you understand what lost means?

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[new-old-friend]

Azem entering inside Emet-Selch's office naked, completely dirty and full covered in bruises.

Emet-Selch: For the love of... Azem, what happened to you? And where are your clothes?

Azem: Honestly? I'm not entirely sure.

#ffxiv #azem #Emet-Selch #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv incorrect quotes #but quite accurate #new old friend

[fandomsareforincorrectquotes]

WOL: Why does Alisaie always do the laundry so loudly? Alphinaud: So everyone knows that no one helps her out in the house. Alisaie, in the distance: *slams the washing machine shut*

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[callme-yah]

Alphinaud: Wow! This is amazing! Aliyah did you cook this?

Alisaie: How do you know I didn't make it?

Alphinaud: Alisaie, there are 10 people in the Rising Stones and you'd still be my 11th guess.

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[phoenixmiko]

Incorrect Quote

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[bluest-uwu-blowfishes]

more ffxiv incorrect quotes

oh uh yeah spoilers, I guess

Alisaie: I just remembered this time I was telling a story to Alphinaud and it was clear he wasn't listening to me so I started making up this huge, gruesome story about a cult murder I'd witnessed while he sat there nodding along to my dramatic moral struggle about whether or not I should come forward. It was then I looked up to see the table next to us looked utterly horrified and long story short, that's why I should remember that other people have ears.

WoL: Shh, here comes Y'shtola! Alisae: Quick, Alphinaud, start talking about boring nerd stuff Alphinaud: You know, nerd culture is mainstream now, so when you use the word “nerd” derogatorily, it means you’re the one that’s out of the zeitgeist. Alisaie: Yes, that’s perfect. Just like that.

Alphinaud: When you've been a diplomat for as long as I have, you develop thick skin. Estinien: Navy blue isn't your color. Alphinaud: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *chases after Estinien*

Ysayle: Hopefully Estinien has learned a lesson about respecting other people's feelings. Estinien: Oh, shut up and die Iceheart.

WoL: Manga lied to me. I never see bad boy types protecting stray kittens therefore revealing to me their soft side WoL: its always me picking up the cats WoL: maybe I'm the bad boy

Thancred: *shatters a window and climbs through it* Thancred: *turns around and helps Ryne through it* Breaking and entering is wrong, Ryne. Ryne: Okay.

WoL: When I met you I thought you were a real bitch. Estinien: What changed your mind? WoL: Oh, I still think you’re a bitch, I’ve just grown to like that about you.

WoL: What's gone wrong, Alisaie? Alisaie: Hey! That’s one hell of a thing to say to a person. Just because I’m calling doesn’t mean there’s a crisis. WoL: That’s technically true, I suppose. Why are you calling? Alisaie: Well... There’s a crisis.

Zenos: Hi- Alisaie: Leave before there's a terrible misunderstanding between my foot and your arse.

Estinien, trying to comfort anyone: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

Sir: There is no future. There is no past. Don't you see? Time is simultaneous, an intricately structured jewel that humans insist on viewing one edge at a time, when the whole design is visible in every fact. WoL: ...All I asked was if you wanted to cut your birthday cake first.

Estinien: Everyone knows that the Saint of Nymeia is an invention designed by the big five corporations to sell tinsel and video games to an unsuspecting public. Alisaie: The whole “childhood wonder” stage just blew right past you, didn’t it?

Alphinaud, post-ARR: *sighs* I have no friends... Tataru: Tataru: *coughs* Bitch, what am I? A roach?!

G'raha: The moon looks beautiful, doesn’t it? Alisaie, looking at G'raha: Yeah… but do you know what’s more beautiful? G'raha and Alisaie in unison: *sighs* WoL

#ffxiv incorrect quotes #ffxiv #so it's been a hot minute #I still have more of these but motivation is a bitch so uh yeah #ffxiv alphinaud #ffxiv alisaie #ffxiv estinien #ffxiv spoilers kind of

[askmerriauthor]

#ffxiv #ffxiv shitposting #ffxiv incorrect quotes #endwalker #the simpsons #portia malha

[blorbos-of-the-7th-dawn]

Rivienne: Regana! Guess who's here!

Regana: my date!

Rivienne: your husband!

Regana: I don't have a husband, call the guards.

-Ilberd enters-

Ilberd: your ex-husband.

Regana: I'll call the guards.

#incorrect quotes #ffxiv incorrect quotes #source: golden girls #Ilberd and Regana never actually got married but he did propose #before Ala Mhigo was invaded #(the date Regana is waiting for is Thancred) #ilberd feare

[house-fortemptations]

FFXIV Characters as The Princess Bride gifs feat. the Ishgardian Trauma Trio

Haurchefant:

Estinien:

Aymeric:

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[hopefully-helpful-daemon]

Joshua: Wow, Dion, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Dion: We literally slept together yesterday.

Joshua: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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[littlelordalphinaud]

Yotsuyu: Who are you and how did you get in here?

Yugiri: I'm a Ninja and I'm a Ninja.

#Stormblood spoilers #ffxiv stormblood #yotsuyu goe brutus #yugiri mistwalker #ffxiv incorrect quotes #incorrect quote #npc; never stood a chance (yotsuyu) #npc; a loyal retainer (yugiri mistwalker)

[new-old-friend]

M'kenzie: Who the fuck- Urianger: Language. M'kenzie: Whom the fuck? Urianger: Urianger: No.

#ffxiv #ffxiv incorrect quotes #m'kenzie #urianger #new-old-friend

[fajitaposting]

Azem and Hythlodaeus: Emet, what are you doing tomorrow? Emet: Having my day ruined by whatever you’re about to ask me to do.

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[callme-yah]

Amelaince: I have one of every type of child. Amelaince, motioning to Alphinaud: Boy, Amelaince, motioning to Alisaie: Girl, Amelaince, motioning to Aliyah: And Aliyah.

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