#ffxv: incorrect quotes

[guildwarsgirl]

Prompto & Noctis in the back of the Regalia: MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS! MCDONALDS!

Gladio: We have food at home.

Ignis: *pulls into the McDonald's drivethrough*

Prompto & Noctis: YAYYYYYY!

Ignis: *orders one black coffee and leaves*

#incorrect ffxv quotes #ffxv #final fantasy xv #noctis lucis caelum #ignis scientia #gladiolus amicitia #prompto argentum #incorrect quotes

[totally-accurate-ffxv]

Prompto: Do you care if I take the skin off this Furby?

Prompto: I want to make him a god. Once he is free of his sinful flesh, he can begin a path towards enlightenment. He will take care of us.

Prompto: I also want to soft hack his circuits.

Noctis: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that ever again.

#ffxv #ff15 #incorrect ffxv quote #Noctis Lucis Caelum #prompto argentum

[michinperson]

#incorrect ffxv quote #ffxv #ff15 #final fantasy series #gladio amicitia #prompto argentum

[lunarlegend]

Prompto: How do you not know a single phone number? I've literally watched you memorize the entire terms and conditions agreement for a credit card.

Ignis: True, but to make room for important information like that, I regularly purge my brain of useless facts like phone numbers or the names of people's children.

#final fantasy xv #ffxv #incorrect quotes #ignis scientia #prompto argentum #source: b99

[swordofthefather]

Cor: Alright, listen up gays.

Noctis: Don't you mean guys?

Prompto: I don't think he stuttered Noct.

#cor is adressing the four of them btw #cor with his kid and future son in laws #(his kid is prom btw) #ff #ffxv #ffxv incorrect quotes #incorrect ffxv quotes #final fantasy xv #polyship roadtrip #cor leonis #prompto argentum #noctis lucis caelum

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Akechi: Has anyone ever told you you’re a little dramatic?

Ren, deeply offended: Only a little!?

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[cat-a-boo]

Noctis: I don't use pet names for Prompto

Ignis: What do bees make?

Noctis: Honey?

Prompto: Yeah?

Ignis: Don't you dare lie to my face ever again

#ffxv #final fantasy xv #prompto #ff15 #prompto argentum #noctis lucis caelum #ignis scientia #incorrect ffxv #incorrect quotes

[andywinter16]

Incorrect quotes by glaives

Titus: KHARA, STOP PETTING THAT ANIMAL! IT´S FUCKING PREDATOR THAT WILL MAUL YOUR FACE OFF!

sad Pelna: 🥺🥺Fluffy won´t hurt me, look how soft and huggable he is! 🥺🥺

Titus:  *eyeing 5 meter tall Cerberos, that bursts into flames* Sure it is Khara, and I am the princess of Tenebrae herself!

Tredd: With all due respect Drautos, you don´t have a figure for that.

Titus: ... FURIA!!!

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Luche not looking up while studying a map: So what did you do now, idiot?

Tredd, severaly bleeding and limping: I told captain that he doesn´t have a figure like a Tenebrae princess.

Luche contemplating all life choices: Why Tredd, just simply why?

Tredd: Yeah yeah, I know. But on the other hand If I look closely at your figure, you could definitively pass as a double for princess.

Luche: *proceeds to yeet kukri at him*

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Libertus: Is Tredd dead or asleep?

Crowe, holding a pillow: Dunno, but let´s make sure.

Tredd wakes up: WHAT THE F-

#ffxv #ffxv kingsglaive #kingsglaive #incorrect quotes #titus drautos #pelna khara #tredd furia #luche lazarus #crowe altius #Fluffy the cerberos #I have craved a chaos #Tredd is love/hate #my friend will kill me for such slander on Tredd

[promscamera]

FFXV incorrect quotes #2

Noctis: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff. Gladio: I witnessed the dumb stuff. Prompto: I recorded the dumb stuff. Ignis: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!

From ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator <3

#ffxv #incorrect quotes #prompto argentum #noctis lucis caelum #gladiolus amiticia #ignis scientia #meme

[sweet-evie]

Ummm... Genuinely curious. Is this what happens during Noct's and Gladio's training sessions?

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[guildwarsgirl]

Lizzie, on the phone: Hello?

Ravus: I need your help! Can you come here?

Lizzie: Well, I can't. I'm buying clothes.

Ravus: Alright, hurry up then come over here.

Lizzie: I can't find them.

Ravus: What do you mean you can't find them?

Lizzie: I can't find them. There's only soup.

Ravus: Whaddya mean "there's only soup"?

Lizzie: It mean there's only soup.

Ravus: Well then get out of the soup aisle!

Lizzie: Alright, you don't have to shout at me! *moves to the next aisle* There's more soup!

Ravus: Whaddya mean "there's more soup"?!

Lizzie: There's just more soup!

Ravus: Go into the next aisle!

Lizzie: *moves to the next aisle* There's still soup!

Ravus: Where are you right now?!

Lizzie: I'm at Soup!

Ravus: WHADDYA MEAN YOU'RE "AT SOUP"!?

Lizzie: I MEAN I'M AT SOUP!

Ravus: WHAT STORE ARE YOU IN?!

Lizzie: I'M AT THE SOUP STORE!!

Ravus: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!

Lizzie: FUCK YOU!!!

#incorrect ffxv quotes #ffxv #final fantasy xv #ravus nox fleuret #lizzie izunia #my oc #im at soup #source: code ment

[totally-accurate-ffxv]

Ignis: Have we learned a lesson from all this?

Noctis: Look, I know you want to hear yes, but given our track record-

#ffxv #ff15 #incorrect ffxv quote #ignis scientia #Noctis Lucis Caelum

[queenoffishingandcookies]

FFXV But it’s an incorrect quote:

Gladiolus: I was arrested for being too cool.

Ignis: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.

#ffxv #was on the wire about who to use for the first line #but the second line #the second one? #that’s all Ignis #no hesitation there

[tridentfaith]

✏️ can i ask for both my ffxv guys pls KSDHFALKJG

Incorrect Quotes

Lunafreya : eating a cinnamon roll Noctis: Cannibalism. Lunafreya : confused chewing noises

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Lunafreya : Here are two pictures. One of them is your bedroom, and the other is a garbage dumpster. Can you tell which is which? Prompto: Prompto: This one is the dumpster. Lunafreya : They’re both your bedroom.

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Prompto: You know, people treat me like a god. Lunafreya : How? Prompto: They ignore my existence unless they need something.

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Lunafreya : What the fuck? People actually tell their crushes they like them?? Noctis: What the hell do you do? Lunafreya : I die? What kinda question…

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Noctis: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Lunafreya : That’s a snake.

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Prompto: Do you take constructive criticism? Lunafreya : No, only cash or credit.

#Ψ ⮜ interact ✧ Bᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ꜱʜᴜᴛ ᴜᴘ (ᴄʀᴀᴄᴋ). #((OK THE FOURTH ONE HURT ME ASDFGF

[swordofthefather]

Sol, Ardyn, Luna picking up Noct from angelguard:

Luna: Get in loser we're going to kill Bahamut.

#this is what happend yeah #noctis lucis caelum #solara aldercapt antiquum #ardyn lucis caelum #lunafreya nox fleuret #incorrect ffxv quotes #ffxv incorrect quotes #ffxv #final fantasy xv #the dawn of the future

[incorrectpersona-cianthemighty]

Ryuji: I betcha can’t make a sentence without the letter “A”.

Ren: I love you, Ryuji.

Ryuji, choking up: O-Okay, you win.

#Persona #Persona 5 #Phantom Thieves #Incorrect Quotes #Incorrect Persona #Incorrect Persona 5 #Incorrect P5 #Ryuji Sakamoto #Skull (Persona) #Source: totally-accurate-ffxv #cianthemighty #queued post