#fic: if i come unhinged

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

This one is dedicated to @shirokokuro, who made a lifeguard AU fic to fill the void where there was none.

Read it here! It's great: https://archiveofourown.org/works/51598429

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #modern au #mdzs au #nie mingjue #lan xichen #lan wangij #wei wuxian #I am still so flabbergasted. And boy it is such a treat of a fic. Thank you for making my dream come true. 5k+ is WILD!!! #You made me laugh so many times! The jokes were on point! #I have *not* been able to stop thinking about: #"Lan Zhan has half a mind to march over and explain aquatic safety to them. #(“Wow you're so familiar with the pool rules“ the lifeguard would swoon. ”Let's run away together!“)” #The truly unhinged Lan Pining was very well done! #LWJ suffers emotionally but in only the most teenji way he possibly could. #Also I'm such a nerd - I love the fact you put links in for reference. Genuinely felt giddy each time #I will make people read this fic with every power bestowed upon me

[cainpdf]

yk what it is better for me that i did not watch this show during my preteen years

#i totally would have tried to shotgun an energy drink. i might still try. #i spent the whole summer reading sherlock fic and yet i have not come CLOSE to how unhinged this show makes me feel #i need to study this whole process in a lab #hate crimes md #house md

[abrielarnold]

“Ooh, the attack dog is coming,” Julius stage-whispers. He wavers close to Alex’s ear—too close, shifting Alex’s hair against his temple. “Think he’ll bite this time?”

Danny’s lip starts to curl.

Things That Bleed chapter 8 by @kkachis @artistfingers and @ghostly-cabbage .

This fic makes me feel emotions.

Me:

I am very normal about these characters and their situations.

#ficrecs #danny phantom #abrielart #alex rider #scp foundation #fanart #illustration #julius my beloved #tw flashing #to be safe #danny fenton #things that bleed #ttb #i am so feral about this fic #this fic makes my mind come unglued #if you've ever read a long fic and thought #wow these authors care a lot about writing and this story! #and then it turns out YOU care a lot about their writing and their story #you too can become unhinged and unlock your fifth gear by making a single piece of fanart! #that escalates! #into many fanarts! #aaaaaaaaaa

[khaleesiofalicante]

“This is the boy?” Alec snorts. “Him?”

The blonde squirms a little. Alec can see a bead of sweat running down the side of his head. He snorts again.

“He’s tougher than he looks,” Max vouches, not for the first time, and lowers his voice. “He tried to kill his dad.”

“Who hasn’t?” Alec scoffs and looks at the boy. “Look, kid-”

“David,” the boy provides. 

“Don’t interrupt me when I’m talking, David” Alec tells him. “I don’t know what Max told you-”

“He told me I can be one of you,” the boy tells him. 

“Did he also tell you I don’t like repeating myself?” Alec inquires dryly. “This is a family business.”

“David’s family,” Max says defiantly. 

Alec looks at his son incredulously. He’ll deal with the little shit later.

“I’m not afraid to do what you do,” David tells him. 

Alec chuckles at that. “You can’t even say it.”

“I’ll teach him everything he needs to know,” Max offers. “Please, dad, please.”

“Max, it’s nice of you want to help your friend-”

“I’m his boyfriend, actually,” the blonde points out. 

“What did I tell you about interrupting me?” Alec glares at the boy. 

“If you don’t want me to interrupt you, then don’t say stupid shit,” David replies, and then his eyes widen in horror.

Alec leans back into his chair. “You ever kill anyone David?”

“No,” the boy replies. "But I think about it all the time."

"We don't think. We do," Alec points out. “Why do you wanna do we do?”

“Max is-”

“No,” Alec wags a finger. “This cannot be about Max. You get into this for yourself and no one else.”

“But I love him,” the blonde boy whispers. 

“Love is not enough to stay in this business,” Alec informs the rookie. “Let’s say Max dies-”

“Dad,” Max groans. 

“Let’s say Max dies,” Alec continues anyway. “What will you do then?”

The blonde boy stares at Alec. Unblinking. “I will find out who killed him and kill them and everyone they’ve ever loved.”

“Aw, babe,” Max coos. "See, dad? You always say loyalty is most important trait in the business."

Alec rolls his eyes. “I don’t know, Max, this is all very-”

“Give me a chance to prove myself,” the blonde says then. “Just once chance.”

“Fine,” Alec replies easily. Because if he fails, then good riddance. If he passes, well, that’s a problem for another day. “But interrupt me one more time-”

“I won’t,” the boy blurts out, and then cups his mouth. “Sorry.”

Alec puts down his cigarette and looks at his son. “You sure know how to pick them.”

Lightwood-Bane Mafia AU where everyone's just an unhinged murderer or something like that 🥰

#my most unhinged ideas do come to me when I am having a bath lmao #my fics

[suffarustuffaru]

hello!! i am back with a totally Normal fic inspired by another fic called re:forgotten (totally dont look at the tags of my fic) (my fic is extremely normal), but no re:forgotten knowledge is necessary to know this fic! this fic is Really normal. the most Normal thing ive ever written. ive been working on it for the past two months or so and its. about 32k words 👍 feel free to read if youd like!!

#i feel like every time i disappear on ao3 for a couple months i always come back with some new slightly unhinged fic HAHA 🙏 #if youve seen me talk abt re:f on this blog before you might have an idea where this is going pfft #a long ass synopsis for this long ass fic i suppose... #re:zero #rezero #my writing #rezero fanfic

[bombusbombus]

Trying to find superbat fic where they're both just huge fuckin nerds. Why are there so few of those.

#I am scraping the bottom of the boostle barrel and mischaracterisations are starting to chafe #so I was like. superbat has lots of fic #but it has lots of boring fic where theyre sexy in normal ways #instead of being neurotic nerdy idiots #the 'autistic clark kent' tag is a desert #I just want that niche unhinged flavour of interaction #maybe that's why I write more superbat than boostle. cause there's an absolute desert when it comes to the characterisation I like #superbat

[zealouswerewolfcollector]

247 words, T

Warnings: Mentions of cannibalism and self-cannibalism

On Ao3

“Here, let me,” Fingon said.

He took the knife from Maedhros’s unsteady left hand and sliced the apple in half. He gave one half to Maedhros and bit into the other one.

“Rescued again,” Maedhros teased. “This time without losing a limb.”

Fingon grimaced and noisily swallowed the apple.

“I have not apologized for it,” he said. “Believe me, if there were any other way—”

“Oh, I know. No great loss. That hand would never be of use again anyway.”

Fingon looked thoughtfully at the apple. “I meant to ask,” he said. “What happened to it? It looked… ravaged.”

“Well, I am sure you noticed there was not much to eat on the mountain,” Maedhros said. “The fingers were weakened and easy to bite off.”

Fingon slowly chewed the apple. “I see,” he said.

Maedhros tilted his head. “You do not look as horrified as I thought you would be. Have you also chanced to consume your own body parts?”

“Not my own.”

“Oh.”

“I suppose we should be grateful for the apple,” Fingon said after a pause. “Even if it is sour.”

“I am," Maedhros said. "My fingers were not as fresh. I would be even more grateful if you brought me another one, seeing that you ate half of mine.”

“Of course.” Fingon rose to his feet. “We cannot have you bite off the fingers of your only remaining hand, can we?”

Maedhros snorted and tossed the last bit of the apple into his mouth.

#silmarillion #fingon #maedhros #silm fic #zwc fic #sorry for another cannibalism snippet #this one is very different in tone though #i come i post a slightly unhinged fic i leave #sorry real life and trsb have consumed me

[yxnswife]

I love all of my mutuals on here. u guys r my friends now, sorry u signed the contract when u completed the moot

#i will bake cookies (johnshi fics) and make hot chocolate (taleena fics) and put out cheese and crackers (unhinged incoherent ramblings) #please feel free to come and talk to me I love being loud and annoying #amarambles

[fallout-mars]

thank you for the tags @paperstorm @thisbuildinghasfeelings @sznofthesticks!

“Let’s hope so, TK.” TK flashes a smile at him. “Are we heading back to the office now? You have time before your next meeting, so there’s no need to rush.” Carlos is looking around and decidedly not at TK. There aren’t many people occupying the lobby at this time, mostly just staff waiting to do their job. Carlos has a smile on his face, just a small one, and he glances from the stairs back to TK. “No need to rush, you say?” TK recognizes that tone. And god, it’s the middle of the work day, he really wasn’t expecting to hear it now, but he’s damn glad he is.  Still, running the risk of squeaking if he opens his mouth, he keeps his lips pressed together and simply watches Carlos back. Carlos’ gaze drops, his tongue darting out to wet his lips as he meets TK’s eye again.  “Follow me,” he says, no louder than a whisper, and TK does just that.

no pressure tagging: @reyesstrand @carlos-in-glasses @kiwichaeng @lemonlyman-dotcom @strandnreyes @whatsintheboxmh @inkweedandlizards and anyone else who'd like to share their talent with the world <3

#this fic is... unhinged so far but i love how it's coming along #tarlos #wip wednesday #my fics #911 lone star #ls

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

wip game !! ✩

rules: post the names of all the files in your wip folder, regardless of how non-descriptive or ridiculous. let people send you an ask with the title that most intrigues them and then post a little snippet of it or tell them something about it!

ty for the tags my beloveds @kissxcore @mossmurdock @shotorus @staryukis @elusivemoon <333

i wasn’t sure if i should do this at first bUT i realized it’s good for my lack of accountability + literally Everyone else is doing it so 😭😭 here i am !! hehe.

almost none of these have names but they r all very precious to me so if any concept catches ur attention pls dont hesitate to ask !!! i’d loveee to talk abt them i’ll give u a kiss on the forehead too <33

satoru gojo:

satoru x sorcerer!reader

sick!satoru x doting!reader

satoru x grieving!reader

suguru geto:

knight!sugu x royalty!reader

knight!sugu x townsfolk!reader (separate au from the one above !!)

sappy drunk!sugu x reader

single dad!sugu x roommate!reader

sugu x reader w intimacy issues

teen!sugu x teen!reader (prequel piece to there was no place in nature we could meet)

wolf/hunter!sugu x little red riding hood!reader

(platonic!)cult leader!geto / child!reader

kenjaku:

best friend’s brother!kenjaku x reader

artist!kenjaku x reader

kenjaku x unhinged!reader

others

satosugu x aroace!reader

skatergirl!nobara x reader

naoya x masc-coded!reader

stay-at-home husband!sukuna x reader

(platonic!)toji / teen!reader

comedy duo!kenkaba x reader

aki x convenience store clerk!reader (csm)

(i think most of my moots have done this / been tagged alr so im playing it safe and not tagging anyone BUT im soo excited for all ur wips !!!!! the ones ive heard abt are so so tasty!!)

#i am trying desperately to fill the void tumblr left me with #by writing #so ill take any motivation i can get and squeeze my brain like a sad soggy lemon until smth comes out <3333 #wait why are there so little gojo wips in comparison to sugu wips ……….. 🤨🤨 hmm. ominous #do we think sugu is gonna take over this blog yes or no …………. maybe he wants the top spot for himself #the most unhinged concept on this list is probably naoya x masc!reader that one’s just violent and homoerotic #then theres the kenny fics …….. and the lil red riding hood fic. …. the others are mostly Normal though

[veryinnovative]

Are you planning to write anything for the other ships mentioned in E.T? (I'm mostly looking at rosekiller, the way you describe them intrigues me lol)

yes! especially rosekiller because they're so fucking insane and vore each other during the solstice on top of an altar with the audience of cult members chanting a made-up language barty printed out the night before or some shit while evan lights up like a star projector used during raves as he cums <3 then the next day they scrounge up coupons for a papa johns combo deal and hijack the delivery guy's car to drive back home

#answered #fic / e.t. #theyre so unhinged during solstice..... #they do some INSANE shit i cant even put on here......... ill scare my tarte tatin babies away #smoochies to my beloveds your time will come this weekend hopefully

[buggyandthebartoclub]

NSFT Trafalgar Law for @mandiemegatron bc the art that goes w this just isn't ready yet RIP - but I got a Law topper up! look at me go! AND AN AO3 VER NOW?? wow @ me

Content warnings: female reader, oral sex Word count: 457 Rating: E AO3 ver here

male reader Ver here

It would start with a  foot rub after a long day, with you sprawled on Law’s bed in your panties

His nimble fingers digging into the knot on your foot making you throw your head back and close your eyes with a moan

you’d be unable to keep from making noise as he continued to tease the tension from your legs as he worked his way up your calves, blissfully unaware of the effect you’d be having on him, completely lost in the feel of his fingers going from one leg to the other until you feel warm lips pressing against the inside of your thigh, His tongue gliding up your skin, biting just below your panties into your soft flesh and making you writhe and whimper beneath him. 

He’d take his time in unraveling you little by little, running his hands up your thighs, lightly dragging his nails down your hips and relishing in the way you quiver at his touch before he dips down to tease his tongue along the edges of your panties before slowly pulling them off to expose your aching core to the cool air 

Groaning as he takes in your scent, his hands sliding back up your thighs, fingers brushing against your clit making you moan as he dips his slender fingers into your dripping cunt, sliding them rhythmically in an out to the symphony of your noises as his thumb rubs circles over your clit and he watches with hungry eyes

His other hand would grip at your hips, grounding himself as your scent and sounds driving him wild, removing his fingers and diving down to taste you, running his tongue along your slit and moaning into you as you spiral higher and higher under the heat of his tongue

He’d make your back arch and your legs shake as he swirls his tongue over your clit, lapping up your burning arousal as your hands tangle in his hair and pull another groan out of him. 

He’d wrap his hands around your thighs as you clenched around him, pulling you impossibly closer, eating you like a man starved, his breath hot and heavy on your core, you’d cry out his name and you’d feel his fingers dig into your skin as you spiral high and higher until you’re falling over the edge with a shout, Laws tongue not slowing for a second as you orgasm, only stopping when you begin to whimper from overstimulation 

You’d tug him up by his hair, pulling him into a deep kiss, tasting yourself on his tongue as he explores your mouth with a groan, you’d feel his arousal pressing against you and he'd shiver when you whisper 

“Now how about I return the favor?” 

#law x reader #law x female reader #law x y/n #one piece smut #short and sweet #he eats you out that's the fic lollll #barton burlesque hours #featuring law #proud sponsor of the heart pirate homie hoppers <3 #anyway love you all more pics coming im finally making toppers #yes a whole page of art that formed from this thought coming im sorry my terrier chewed my pencil and I am depressed about it #lollllll #take this instead #unhinged writing

[girldewar]

thinkin about the deweys . as always

#there is this trend i have noticed within myself #where whenever it hits finals season i want to avoid doing my finals so so so bad #that i just start coming up with the most unhinged depressing fic concepts ever known by man #today's is a post-trade queer isolation fic centered on the way things weren't perfect in minnesota not by far #but at least connor was a little sure -- a bit mind you nothing crazy or anything #but a little sure that if his teammates didn't already know what was going on with brandon they'd just accepted a certain level of #Weirdness #that gave them a pretty long leash re: what they could get away with without being noticed or ostracized #but now he's on the leafs and he's running into all these new issues he never had to worry about before #they want to know why he's on his phone all the time. they want to know if he has a girlfriend. they want to know about brandon #but not like that of course why would they have any reason to think it was like that. and even if they did think it was like that -- #connor has enough to worry about already without being on sheldon keefe's or auston matthews' or whoever's shitlist for being queer #or for that matter the toronto media's shitlist. and to top it all off he and brandon aren't even in the same country anymore. #not even in the same CONFERENCE #fuck. #bees speaks #ok bye im gonna go stare at this stupid poem for a while #rpf talk #2126

[mrcowboydeanwinchester]

jesus lord supernatural really is all about family isn't it [writes a fic about mary's relationship to her son dean and her own mother deanna] [writes a fic about jo's relationship with the living mother she screams at and the dead father she longs for] [writes another fic about jo's relationship with her dad paralleled with claire's relationship with her dad] [writes a fic about dean and sa

#it's just........ all about the cycles. the CYCLES #yes the jo claire fic is coming out tomrrow i am on a frankly unhinged fanfic spree rn #spn #ola.txt

[perexcri]

the truth beneath the rose

For the past twenty-five years, the kingdom of Havikheim has suffered at the hands of the Malevolent One–its lands plunged into drought, its rivers tainted with poison, vines threading through its borders like the spiderwebs. Now that King James and Queen Joyce’s children, Will and El, are of age to become full members of the court, matters only seem to be getting worse, far worse than the likes of their friends–Mike, Lucas, Max, and Dustin–can handle, especially when the Malevolent One strikes at the very heart of the kingdom. Not only is the future of the kingdom at stake, but Mike must reckon with the feelings he's been harboring for his best friend for the better part of nine years.

But even with the threat of the Malevolent One, Havikheim must learn that its greatest enemy sometimes lies behind the ribs of its citizens, pulsing and bleeding and broken, the body’s most traitorous organ. That, sometimes, the more devastating evil is not the man who wreaks destruction with calculated violence, but a refusal to say that which needs to be said.

Only time will tell if roses hide among the thorns and if life can bloom from that which was once dead and numb in sleep.

Prologue: There Lived, There Was // Wine in Bottles, Wine on Tongues

new fantasy au has arrived!! the first two chapters listed above are up :D we’ve got prince!Will, guard!Mike, lots of Party camaraderie, a sleeping beauty retelling, and lots and lots of roses coming your way (because it wouldn’t be a byler fic by me if there weren’t flowers now, right?)

this one comes from an idea my beloved @cherryisgone had that she so kindly let me write. we’ve been working on planning it together, and we both really hope people enjoy it~

#byler #byler fic #will byers #mike wheeler #the truth beneath the rose #fantasy au 2: electric boogaloo #disappointed that i can't tag this as unhinged communist knight/guilt ridden flower boy 😔 #cherry we gotta come up with new labels for these dorks #oh also #cleradin #(kind of) #((in that it has the fantasy vibes))

[rriavian]

Half way through Nanowrimo and hit just over 27,000 words as of meeting today's word count! Am I a little scared that the consistency is lulling me into a false sense of security? Yes. Do I have a plan for what scenes I'm writing tomorrow? Luckily yes.

Have I managed to avoid describing some very Essential things in any real detail? Also yes.

Do these things happen to include what characters are wearing, what some places look like, and what some things I've mentioned vaguely even are?

...yes.

#nanowrimo #I need to come up with some more dreaming entities #and figure out which of Dream's unhinged fashion choices #i want to use as inspiration #and the Corinthian needs clothes too #no one is naked though (well no one is always naked) #I'm just probably going to need help #when i edit #in (of all things) clothing design #and probably palace design #fic progress