Reblog if you have mourned the death of a fictional character

Ik I don’t really post much here but I just really wanna share this cause he 👀👀♥️(Also because I’m lowkey kind of proud of it HWBDHSHXJ)

Hey, if you ever want to toss a gush my way, I’m all ears. Anon is on if you want to do it anonymously.

(shrug) Why the heck not.

Saw, this on Twitter, (of course) and decided to give it a go. I highly doubt, I’ll get any likes. So, I’m just going to do it for myself.

anyway reblog with what your s/i would get youtube compilations made of them for - mines being a space commie

“My child is completely fine” your child has developed unrealistically high relationship standards by obsessesing over fictional characters and celebrities twice their age and is thus afraid of dying alone and unloved.

Okay, here is a not entirely comprehensive, but close enough list of characters I am attracted to, by fandom.

In no particular order:

Star Wars

Luke Skywalker

Obi-Wan Kenobi

Poe Dameron

Captain Rex

Commander Wolffe

Darth Maul

Cassian Andor

Bodhi Rook

Grand Admiral Thrawn

Din Djarin

Star Trek

Doctor Leonard “Bones” McCoy (both TOS and AOS versions)

Marvel

Loki

Doctor Strange

MISC

The Tenth Doctor (Doctor Who)

Sherlock Holmes (every version, yes that includes The Great Mouse Detective)

Willy Wonka (Gene Wilder version only)

Captain Wentworth (Jane Austen)

Captain James Norrington (Pirates of the Caribbean)

Oberyn Martell (Game of Thrones)

Zuko (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Jefferson (Once Upon a Time)

Geoffrey Chaucer (A Knight’s Tale)

Spencer Reid (Criminal Minds)

…I think you can discern that I have a type. 😂

me: [ships snufmin to the farthest reaches of the galaxy and back]

also me: [low key wants to elope with snufkin]

I accidentally clicked on one of those Loki ASMR things and long story short I now have a crush on him again this is not how I wanted this week to go.

Um I made this idk why I have a crush on him I just do just don’t attack me for it or call me names for it I know I’m a furry but idc what you think

Hi, *waves*

So I have decided to create a new blog to fangirl about random stuff, mostly books because I’m bored even though I have exams to study for and that’s it

I’ve been thinking about Tobias Winter a lot this morning. I really want more Tobi canon content

He’s just so damn gorgeous

I’m so damn tired of these artist and game developers making their characters all hot and shit. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FALL IN LOVE WITH ACTUAL PEOPLE IF THEY KEEP MAKING THERE CHARACTERS ALL HOT AND SCRUMPTIOUS?! I DON’T NEED ANOTHER HUSBAND I HAVE TO MANY.

Anyway fictional crushes are valid just as long as you’re not crushing on a minor!

Don’t be gross!

“fuck you my child is completely fine”

your child has a crush on a 2d man with every problem possible

someone: so, what’s your type?

me: it mostly consists of sarcastic little bitches that are funny with their dark humor, sometimes they’re awkward as hell, sometimes their flirty little shits. sometimes they have terrible traumas, sometimes they don’t. sometimes they’re not sarcastic at all, and instead they’re so sweet. but what they all have in common is that they are fictional, do not exist in real life (even though i really wish they did) and i have no chance with them.

Reblog with the fictional crush who makes ur heart go 🦋

I’ll start

Bro I’m legit out here simping for an evil skunk barber and a murdery pie pony
I wouldn’t want it any other way

Me : I don’t have a type

The fictional men in question : [ D E A D ]