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queen-of-disasters-stuff · 4 months

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miniekooki · 3 months

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so i got into this game but i still need to practice how to draw these guys..

#xavier #love and deepspace #guys this game is huge my phone storage is crying #i like zayne the most so far but i keep getting 5 star of xavier #xavier wants me so bad lmao #fictional men are better #artwork #drawing #love and deepspace fanart

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inshelliesworld · 19 hours

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Show (some of) your favorite ships and let your mutuals assume what your concept of romance is.

Thank you for the tag @karma-is-my-girl-friend!! This was fun & made me think.

GIF by ruzekburgess

Johnny & Baby - Dirty Dancing

GIF by mcdazek

Jim & Pam - The Office

GIF by klorella

Will, Grace, Jack, & Karen - Will & Grace

Gomez & Morticia - The Addams Family

Jack & Sally - The Nightmare Before Christmas

Jack & Rebecca - This is Us

no pressure tags: @tas-renee @suunnnieeeee @welp-heregoessomething @bridgetina @kaybronz @annislittleshopofhorrors @fenixstar @sarahdonald87 & everyone else who sees!

#tag game #fictional couples #fictional men are better #love

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do-it-for-the-fandom · 10 months

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ship ask game booth and bones

A bruised and battered Booth rescuing Brennan from a serial killer, duh.

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Give me a broken man pushing himself to the absolute limits to save his girl that isn't actually his girl... omg, I died dead.

#ship ask game #tv: bones #seeley booth #temperance brennan #bones x booth #fictional men are better #answered

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vanessa-rafesgirl · 2 months

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౨ৎ ⋆｡˚ hii i'm vanessa <3 i'm 19, i love to read and obsess over hot fictional men. i'm a fangirl & will always fall for the villian rather than prince charming. i'll love anything that's pink or has a bow on it. i play tennis and will defend luke castellian any chance that i get 🧘🏼‍♀️

my favorite artists: taylor swift, lana del rey, nessa barrett, gracie abrams, madison beer, olivia rodrigo, harry styles, travis scott, the nbhd

my favorite shows & movies: gilmore girls, outer banks, friends, gossip girl, marie antionette, priscilla, clueless, the princess diaries

my favorite books: daisy jones & the six, folk of the air series, twisted series, pjo series, acotar series

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mangoshorthand · 6 months

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five has set my standards high for men 🫢 and i’m going to hold out for a partner like him.

It depends on what precisely about Five you would want to match your real life partner to, but in general I would advise against this. I was going to answer this simply but then I went into a full blown ramble so I'm sorry

Being fictional is Five's biggest allure...

Five is not real and that's a biiiigggg point in his favour. You will idealise him to the point that no real man could ever match up. Imagine a man saying that some super smart and sexy anime girl was his standard for IRL women. We'd rightly tell him that it was an unfair expectation.

If Five was a real flesh and blood man, tied to corporeal form and subject to the curse of existence, I promise you he would not live up to the standards set by the Five in your head. The truth is, Five can never fart on you in bed. He can never have that really irritating habit that makes you want to punt him through a wall, and he will never accidentally hurt you with a clumsy word or leave the dishes in the sink or whatever. He'll never criticise you for any of your bad habits either. Real men do all those things because they're human. They deserve your love and consideration. Don't hold out for a fantasy.

...but if he weren't fictional, he'd be a one man communist uprising considering all those red flags

We romanticize Five partly because he is an asshole. His sarcasm is amusing and acerbic tongue is attractive, mostly because we know there's tenderness underneath it. We have a uniquely intimate insight into his life, past and personality by virtue of him being a fictional character who we have seen when he thinks nobody is watching. We don't have that with real men. Romanticising assholes is something patriarchy has taught us. Just look at the Beauty and the Beast myth that replays itself in our culture again and again ("I can change him! He's different when we're alone, I swear!"). We like to imagine that Five would begin by being a dick to us like he does everyone else, but gradually we would end up being the special person who would bring out all the tenderness we know he has underneath. This is fine when it's a fictional character who we know for sure has all that tenderness underneath, but with a real man whose soul we can never know like we know Five's? No way. I can promise you that you should run a mile from a real man who sarcastically insults people and use their intelligence to put others down. A similar point to Five's violence. This is a character trait you should not excuse in real men. In real life, men who are violent to others will almost certainly be violent to their romantic partners. This is another bonus Five gets for being fictional: he lives in a fictional reality where his violence is justified and nbd because it's a world of comic-book morality.

Alright Mango, you fuckin' killjoy, what can I hold out for then?

Having said all this, I think Five does have some qualities you can admire in IRL men. I've said on this blog many times before that I think I find Five hot because he reminds me of my partner in terms of personality as well as looks. So this is what I think you wouldn't be unwise to look for in a man: 1. Someone with intelligence and competence. There is nothing sexier than someone who has faith in their own abilities and wields that knowledge with confidence, like Five does.

2. Someone with leadership skills without needing to dominate: Five sometimes falls foul of the latter but is usually pretty good at taking control of a situation whilst also hearing everyone out and using the knowledge of the entire room.

3. Someone with a sense of humour. Five's cynical little comments and charming phraseologies (e.g. "Chatty Cathies," "A nap and a schvitz, what more does a man need?") would be adorable in any man.

4. Someone with a mature outlook. Five is just happy living a comfortable life. He likes his creature comforts but he takes pleasure in the simple things. He isn't really competitive anymore because he truly doesn't feel like he has to prove anything. This is partly a result of his age, I think, so I would forgive a younger man for not having this outlook.

5. Someone who cares about his appearance: Five isn't vain, but he dresses carefully and intentionally for the occasion. It not only looks sexy, it shows that he has self-respect.

6. Someone who speaks to you the way Five speaks to Dolores: Five treats his (ex)partner with respect and fondness. He clearly worshipped Dolores when they were together but he didn't patronise her either. He spoke to her like an equal. And after the relationship ended, he never let anybody speak badly about her.

Ok, I'll shut up now.

#number 5 imagine #five hargreeves imagine #number five imagine #fictional men #fictional men are better #fictional men can't fart #let men fart

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augustisnotonline · 1 month

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I'd reaaaaaaaaaally enjoy a hug from my favourite fictional man rn.

#lucifer morningstar #im not doing okay.#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #fictional characters #fictional men are better #if this flops i will cry #goodbye

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the-aloof-intellect · 11 months

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i just want to know where the hell marcos alisdair got the audacity to look celia in the eyes and say, with his full chest, “i am not afraid of you”

#the night circus #marcos alisdair #celia bowen #fictional men are better #erin morgenstern #i’m so single #screaming crying throwing myself against a wall

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thefangirlphenomenon · 10 months

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It's always "I love you" and never "she doesn't just smile, she starts laughing, and I want to be angry but god, it's the most beautiful sound in the world, even better than the storm going inside her head. I would slay monsters and run through fire and jump off cliffs just to hear that sound."

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raeisprobablyreading · 4 months

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I just finished Fangirl by Rainbow Rowell

How am I supposed to COPE?????? I would give up my first born child to be with Levi.

READ TO ME SWEETHEART?????? in THIS ECONOMY????????

Fictional men have no business making me simp. I am a WLW BITCH FOR LIFE (unless you're a fictional man 🫶)

If you need me no you don't I will be losing my mind. :)

#fangirl #rainbow rowell #cath avery #cath and levi #booklr #books #fictional men are better

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skullinajar · 1 year

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Listen, I’m a queer woman. I don’t like the thought of having to kiss a boy. But him?!?!

He is an exception.

#school for good and evil movie #tedros of camelot #i love his smile #he’s the sweetest #i just think he’s neat #fictional men are better #they are gonna be my downfall

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jspenft · 2 years

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Sooo... You like men in suit ?

No, I like men in suit.

#fictional men are better #Don't tell me otherwise #jjk men

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berrie-bomb · 2 years

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“Oh you’re bi… Just pick a side”

I can’t be a lesbian because of:

David Tennant edition ♥

#david tennant #doctor who #bi #bisexual meme #bisexual #pick a side #celebrity crush #pick a struggle #lgbt #good omens #infp #anthony j crowley #stars with cats #dr who #the doctor #let me love you #fictional boyfriend #fictional men are better

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teklarain · 1 year

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me: “pssh, i don’t have a type”

my exact type being erik destler, draco malfoy, and hades god of the underworld:

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samuel-de-champagne-problems · 8 months

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god, this is sad, but i walk around dc, i get really sad when i realize spencer isnt real and will never be there to go to the smithsonian or local park w me 😔😣

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crying real tears babe!!

but if it helps i just finished a book called curated on kindle unlimited and it was so freakin good!! it’s very academic and smart so you’d love it

#fictional men are better #this is me rambling #asks

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reidiot · 2 years

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me, having a conversation with a man: this is so fun i want to commit m*rder

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