#field trip au

[blackberrysummerblog]

Hi lovelies! I so appreciate all of you who have been tagging me, and as always, your shares have been incredible. There’s so many good fics and artwork to look forward to!

Here’s a bit of the WIP I talked about in the Ask Game, and I shared a little bit of it last week as well. It’s a sequel to Field Trip of Dreams: the eighth years are off on another field trip, a training exercise of sorts with the Mage. Unfortunately, Baz and Simon have been banished from the group for misbehaving. Less unfortunately, they are stuck alone in a cabin with only one (albeit filthy) bed. (If you didn’t read the first fic, just know that they very publicly got together in the end and everyone excluding the Mage knows that they’re dating now). Here you go:

Simon

Baz looks like a tragedy right now. He looks like something I’ve broken and can’t put back together. I reach out for him and pull him close, kneading his waist when he drops his forehead to mine. “Come here,” I murmur, even though he’s right in front of me. I press my lips gently to his. “C’mere, babe.”

I keep whispering that against his mouth while walking backwards, tugging him with me until I hit the bed and sit. Baz’s hands are on my shoulders, cool and dry, and he’s half-straddling my lap. I can see in his face that he’s thinking of pulling away, so I tighten my grip and leverage us back with my heel on the mattress, so that I’m on my back and he’s on all fours above me. I reach up to recapture his mouth with mine.

Baz lets me kiss him, but just as he’s melting down into my arms, he sits up with a sharp breath. “Snow. I can’t do this. It isn’t fair to either one of us.”

“I like it better when you call me Simon.” I rake a hand through my curls. They feel dirty.

“I never call you Simon!” He’s scowling now, and leaning further back. Small clouds of dust are kicking up in the air from all our movement on the bed. Baz stands up and starts pacing, then stops suddenly to fix me with his deep-water grey eyes. “You would do this now. Do you know how long I’ve—”

I’m sitting up and shaking the dust from my jumper. It doesn’t escape my notice that Baz’s eyes dart to my exposed stomach when I lift the hem. “How long you’ve what, babe?” I lower my eyelids in what I hope is a seductive manner—I probably look concussed.

Baz

I can’t even look at him right now. He’s spread his knees and leant back on his hands, and his face…well, he looks concussed if I’m honest, but just thinking that he has seduction on what passes for his mind is enough to leave me devastated. Simon Snow is disgustingly attractive.

Attraction isn’t the problem. (What is the problem? I seem to have forgotten somewhere between glimpses of bare golden belly and Simon leaning back with his legs apart.)(I should never have gotten out of bed this morning, Crowley.)

I’m hoping to have this all finished by the weekend, fingers crossed. Have a great rest of the week, everyone! No pressure tags: @orange-peony @palimpsessed @cutestkilla @rimeswithpurple @valeffelees @artsyunderstudy @ivelovedhimthroughworse @iamamythologicalcreature @ionlydrinkhotwater @ic3-que3n @forabeatofadrum @wellbelesbian @jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists @aceumbrellaheroes @asocialpessimist @brilla-brilla-estrellita @bookish-bogwitch @mooncello @raenestee @letraspal @aristocratic-otter @beastmonstertitan @drowninginships @youarenevertooold @prettygoododds @j-nipper-95 @cows4247 @happyghostking @stardustasincocaine @captain-aralias @you-remind-me-of-the-babe @ileadacharmedlife @thewholelemon @basiltonbutliketheherb @hushed-chorus @papierhaikuphoto @imagineacoolusername @ileadacharmedlife @arthurkko @c0nsumemy5oul @facewithoutheart

#wip wednesday #wip #simon snow #SnowBaz #Baz pitch #field trip au #au #watford eighth year

[disloyalroyal]

The Peter Parker field trip au to Tim Drake and Jason Todd enemy to caretaker titans tower au pipeline

#she read my mind #tiktok #spider man #peter parker #fanficton #field trip au

[nerdpoe]

The High King of the Infinite Realms needs his field trip permission note signed, please and thank you.

The Justice League summons the High King of the Infinite Realms, just requesting a meeting since they don't know what he'd want in return for his services yet.

They get completely in human form Danny Fenton, in his pajamas, with a ratty backpack in one hand.

Danny takes a moment to realize that the room is full of adults, and

oh

he

he can go on the field trip with everyone if he gets one of them to sign it! Literally no one in their right mind would turn down the Justice League if they endorsed him going on that trip!

Meanwhile, literally every single adult in that room is getting more and more concerned with every word out of this kids mouth.

His parents can't sign it because they're too busy building a death ray, his sister can't sign it because one of their inventions got her in the eyes and she's been temporarily blinded, his godfather tried to imprison him and brainwash him when he'd asked him, and he promised to stay awake in classes the next day-rather, that very day, because he'd stayed up until 4am doing homework.

And the Justice League realizes that the price the High King is asking for is to save this kid from his homelife.

@simplestoryteller

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dc x dp #dp x dc #story prompt #the high king's field trip permission form au

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 5

Once more, have a prompt entirely in memes because I'm too lazy to properly write one right now lol.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #De aged dan #de aged ellie #dad danny #mom danny #Fuck it make this a Hazmat Au too with a hint of eldritch Phantom form #Hence why no one realizes Danny Fenton & Phantom Dark are different people #No Danny is not ghost king he's just a little shit #Jazz is in Metropolis & Danny is around depending on where the “field trips” are #Sometimes he's in Gotham because Scarecrow or Ivy offers a lecture #Most of the time they're in Central though because it's safest for the baby villains in the making lol #Danny is taking classes for both medical stuff (thx Frostbite) and engineering #A couple of time travelling villains ADORE him and his kids lol #“So u a monsterfucker?” “What” “I mean I saw that ghost hero & I'm just sayin that's not human y'know-” #Tucker stop laughing at him #Tucker and Sam and Val are also in the same villain school but taking different classes #Save for Tucker also being in an engineering class #Sam is fighting for that Ivy internship #Val is in the specialized Anti-Hero course that focuses on teen heroes who are done with that bs #She got in by telling them (not lying) that she's going to take down a branch of government even if she has to blow the whole thing up #Evil College Au #Danny made a mistake & now everyone thinks that he Val Sam AND Tuck were in a relationship with Phantom at some point #Eveery other student now refers to them as the Petty Exes #memes #meme

[sophiasrant]

I am shaking with the need for a fic where Damian is forced to go on a field trip with his class to Wayne Enterprises

Field trip to Stark Industries style

Like he goes and his brother is the CEO and there’s a conference call and Bruce is on the phone and is like “how’s my wonderful son”

Tim likes to single Damian out to embarrass him but if anyone gives Damian any shit, Tim goes CEO on his ass

#tag it ‘WE field trip AU’ on ao3 #YOU ALL HAVE PERMISSION TO WRITE THIS AS LONG AS YOU TAG ME OR DM ME SO I CAN READ IT #dc #Batman #batfam #batfamily #red robin #tim drake #Robin #damian wayne #bruce wayne #batbrothers #batbros #1k #2k

[lexosaurus]

13 year old phandom writers 🤝 "NEVER call me DAN"

#danny phantom #bonus points if u have an (unfinished) Field Trip to the Ghost Zone fic #double bonus points if this scene was in your field trip au fic #listen ok we've all been there

[luxthestrange]

WHB Incorrect quotes#30...WHAT THE HEEEEEEEEELL!~

Found Siblings Au

Mich*Seeing You and Nina watching TV and seeing it's ...Tmz, With a distasteful glare he looks at you*Gossiping is against the bible

Mc: Your face is against the bible

Mich*Glares somehow harder...and in a petty movement...he unplugs the TV with prompts you to lunge at him to attack him* AH-

Mc: YA ALABAMA ANGEL BITCH!?-

Nina*Texting Laemas with a smile*"Your brother and MC are flirting again without you around!-"*Taking pictures happily of her ship and eyes widen when you do something*

Mc*Pulls his hair hoping to hurt him as he is pinching cheeks enough to bruise*...!?!

Mich*Lets out an involuntary high-pitched moan, freezes and drops hands from touching you*AAH~-...

Mc*Lets go of his hair quickly and weirded out*...

Nina*Watching the whole interaction*...Ship

Part 4 of:

#what in hell is bad #what in hell is bad x reader #whb #whb x mc #whb x reader #found siblings au #whb nina #whb samael #whb leamas #whb michael #whb michael x reader #whb michael x mc #nina is having a field trip- #whb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes

[sincerely-sofie]

Cave-in: A comic starring Darkrai, Dusknoir, and an unconscious Twig on an expedition gone wrong.

(Note that this takes place after the ending of the fanfic, and people have settled into having Darkrai in their lives... for the most part. Dusknoir still hates his guts and doesn't trust him whatsoever.)

#Look at these two ghosty guys. Finally having a life-changing field trip together. #it's about time that you two stopped being petty and sarcastic to each other all the time #You're both ex-villains who have personally traumatized the rest of the cast and struggle with feelings of inadequacy and guilt. #BOND OVER IT ALREADY. #I apologize for leaving this so messy but if I tried to work any longer in that file Clip Studio Paint was gonna kill me #This comic started with me having the thought of #WAIT. If you were a ghost type... #and someone in your party in a mystery dungeon passed out... #could you just like. Pilot the unconscious body so that the mystery dungeon doesn't boot you out upon your partner(s) fainting? #I know that it's meant to be a bit of story and gameplay segregation in-game #but I always wondered about why mystery dungeons eject you upon your partner fainting in the main game. #I've got an escape orb man #One person could use it #couldn't they?? #My partner can get medical attention at home and I can finish this dungeon! #anyhoo time for normal tags #the present is a gift au #stuff by sofie #pmd2 #pmd #pmd sky #pmd explorers #pmd eos #pokémon mystery dungeon #pmd dusknoir #pmd darkrai #pmd comic #pmd au #pokemon mystery dungeon #the present is a gift AU

[pogostikk]

Star should really add a pocket to his vest

#it just occurred to me that if Star had to go off planet he’d take Steven with him #imagine him taking Steven on a field trip bc he has to command a battle ship or smth #thank the stars he’s still technically grounded #steven universe #su au #human steven #pink steven

[yes-i-am-happyaspie]

⬇ What I've Been Reading Recently! [In No Particular Order]⬇

Rivers and Roads (Rivers Till I Reach You) Series by peterparkersbff @pbpsbff

[Series Description and Notes] Zombie Apocalypse, No Powers AU centered on Peter, Tony, and Rhodey (But if we're being honest, it's pretty Peter-centric)

Updates will likely be posted out of order, but will be reordered so they are in preferred reading order. I'd recommend reading in series order.

Peter Benjamin Stark Series by MoonBoo

[Part 1, Stars Align Summary] Pepper is concerned about Stark Industry's image and organizes a tour for a group of orphans. It's during this tour that Tony meets a five-year-old Peter Parker, who is mute due to the trauma of witnessing Ben and May dying in a robbery, and realizes they're soulmates.

Time Brings All Things to Pass by MsWinifredQuale

Tony feels like he's in a good place right now. He's got a great fiancee, a makeshift but settled little family, and he's even in a fairly ok place with the former Rogues.

So naturally the universe decides to throw him some curve balls, when he gets a call one morning from the police claiming they've just picked up Howard and Maria Stark from the side of the road.

And that's not the only time-related event about to unfold.

Tony really hates time travel.

[Also includes de-aged Peter Parker]

Please obey the signs by Bergen

“This young man claims to have been invited by you personally.” Tony has learned to read Happy’s expressions. That one is disapproval, and it’s highly familiar. “Peter is helping me out in the workshop today.” “Why?” “Uh.” Tony has enough presence of mind not to carelessly throw Peter’s alternative identity around. “He won a competition.” Happy’s expression flickers, grows tense. “I did not approve any competition that included a trip to Avengers Tower.” “Okay. Well. If we had theoretically organized a competition, he would definitely have won it.” - Tony’s life lately has been a perfect storm of incompetence. But perhaps he can get some solid spiritual advice from a mischievous teenager with a secret identity he meets by the side of the road one evening, like a lucky little leprechaun. If only Happy would stop being so paranoid about Tony inviting a random kid into Avengers Tower, sheesh.

The Chill Factor by Tashie

5 Times Peter's thermoregulation caused issues +1 Time Others tried to do something about it.

Broken Thoughts (I Remember Everything) by blackwatchandromeda (avenris)

"Peter, who am I?"

He hesitates. "I'm sorry. I... I don't know."

Peter Parker has been missing for thirty-six days. When Tony Stark finally finds him, he's wandering around New York with no memories, unaware of where and who he is. The missing month is a mystery, and nobody knows what happened to him - least of all the kid himself.

Peter, meanwhile, is trying to piece together who he was. What doesn't help is the big secret he's sure Tony is keeping from him, or the way the man is avoiding him.

Nobody notices how the missing month is catching up to them until everything goes wrong.

(Not Infinity War compliant, but takes place after Civil War.)

When spiders tour their houses, chaos ensues by pirateninja9

"I am very pleased to announce that we’ve been invited for an overnight tour at Stark Industries.”

Join Peter and his Academic decathlon team on a chaotic field trip to the Stark Industries. Featuring a bullying teacher and student, a confused tour guide and many Avengers shenanigans. With luck like his, Peter should have known this would be as far from a normal tour as possible.

Mugs Are A Problem (I Do What I Want) by JAWorley

It’s not usually a problem. Tony doesn’t usually have to work so hard to hide it because Pepper, Happy, and Rhodey know. He can be himself around them. Right after the compound had been built, Tony had been worried about moving in with the Avengers full time… worried they’d notice his tics and figure out his secret. Then Germany had happened and the team had split up before they could fully move into the compound. Tony had had two years where he hadn’t needed to worry about it. Now that the Rogues are back and are living in the tower full time, it’s on his mind again and stressing him out. The problem? Coffee mugs. Well… coffee mugs, and other things and the fact that when he’s stressed out, the tics get worse. But mainly coffee mugs. Coffee mugs are the bane of his existence. OR Tony has Tourette Syndrome and he doesn’t want the Avengers (or Peter) to find out about it. The newly returned Avengers think Tony is just being a jerk when he knocks things off of tables and counters, because they think he’s doing it on purpose. Despite the angsty summary, this is all about the team coming back together and Tony learning that the people in his life can’t accept him as he is until given the chance to know him as he is.

#Irondad fic recs #irondad fic rec #marvel #marvel fic rec #peter parker #tony stark #spider-man #iron man #mcu #irondad and spiderson #irondad #marvel fanfiction #happy hogan #james rhodey rhodes #zombie apocolypse au #soulmate au #peter parker can't thermoregulate #tony stark has tourettes #tourettes #field trip trope #time travel #de-aged peter parker #kid peter parker #peter parker is a little shit

[llumimoon]

Did NOT have time to draw Henry birthday art today so instead take this wip of Hen and Mercedes first meeting in an AU of mine <3 tehe

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #dndads odyssey #switched au #mercedes oak garcia #henry oak #cal draws #BTW the premise of this AU is just like. shifting around s1 and s2 ALGJKAHAJAAJ #like the odyssey dads + Mercedes get a teen coming of age adventure in faerun #while the kiddads as adults have to bond with and resuce their kids (the s2 teens but they’re a few years younger) #it is. VERY fun to me tehe #anyways the context for this meeting is that Hen literally JUST ran away from Oakvale and the odyssey dads + Mercedes just got portaled #they were on a very awful group project/field trip LMAO #the way I like to imagine rebellious Hen is like. a teen trying to do the literal exact opposite of what his shitty dad says #so he’s kind of violent LMAO I think its a fun parallel with Lark #btw yes. this is a princess mononoke reference <3

[hellsingmongrel]

Man, so I'm not normally the biggest fan of Modern AUs, nor am I overly fond of fiction focused on kids, but...last night, my sleeping brain decided to concoct this Trigun (Stampede-flavored) Modern AU that now is living rent free in my damn brain! I want to get it out of my head and into the ether. I don't know if I'm going to do anything long-form with it, and I'm having to translate dream weirdness into more coherent storytelling, but here we go.

So it's modern day Earth, like 2024 or some shit, right? And that's when this version of Earth had just begun fucking around with Plant cloning. It's early enough that the SEEDS project hasn't even left the planet, the scientists haven't yet figured out how to put Plants in bulbs and use them for fuel, none of that! But they've already had Tessla happen, and the boys have already been born. Since they're not in space, even though they had to have found out about their sister, Nai hasn't had a chance to literally nuke humanity from orbit, and I guess Rem has had a chance to try and curtail some of his trauma, so he's...more stable? Ish? Stable enough where he's not actively trying to murder everyone. And the boys are "older," like we see in the flashbacks for the time Vash encountered Nai during the Last Run, so probably around 6 years old but looking 16 or so.

Rem has managed to fudge their paperwork so they've started going to school with human kids, to try and give them a normal childhood. Nai isn't as eager to play ball with the whole "being human" thing as much as Vash is, but Vash has got so many friends, Meryl and Milly and Lina are there and they're like the cutest, most stupidly adorable group of friends, just a bunch of little goofballs, like kids that age are. And the school has a field trip to a theme park (it was Disneyworld in my dream because my school actually did this, but ours was a band trip) and Vash manages to convince Rem to let him go. Vash and Nai and Rem are still paranoid about humans figuring out who they are, so you know, he's told to be extra careful and take care of himself, and Nai gives him one of his blades or something for self defense, just in case something happens. Even though Vash would never, that boy has trauma around knives and trying to defend himself, if you've read Trimax, iykyk. But he takes it anyway, and somehow, he manages to sneak it into the park. Maybe the metal doesn't register on metal detectors or something, who knows.

But he's a kid, and kids are dumb. Especially when they're 16. Especially if those 16 year olds aren't actually 16 and don't have the actual lived experience to know better. So he starts playing with the knife in front of the girls, showing off and just being a silly little guy. And then the knife slips. Bad. We're talking "this is how he probably lost his arm in this AU" bad. Blood everywhere, the girls are panicking and take him to the school chaperones and it's like "HOLY SHIT WTF DUDE, We're taking you to the ER, someone call his mom!"

And he hears that, pictures the doctors finding out he's not human, remembers what happened to Tessla, and panics. Boy does a runner like only Vash can do, and he manages to get away from them, out of the park, and escapes from security. And when parents get involved in trying to find him, the authorities start looking into the incident, and someone in the government overseeing the Plant research is able to recognize the elemental make up of the blade he dropped, and they start having suspicions. So the feds get involved, and it just goes from bad to worse, right?

Meanwhile, loopy from blood loss and panicking and a little sobbing mess because he feels dumb about slipping up and he's afraid he'll never get to go home to his mom and his brother again and is spiraling the way kids do when they panic, he gets lost in the city and ends up stumbling over teenage Wolfwood, who lives on the streets and has a few street kids that he looks after on his own with Livio. They never got to live at the orphanage, but that also means that the Eye (in whatever form it takes in this AU) never got ahold of them, so yeah, shits fucked for them, but it's actually a whole lot better for them than it might have been. And it's Wolfwood without all of the EoM trauma, so you can just imagine what he does when this delirious, bloody, terrified, severely injured kid runs him over in the street, sobbing about being caught by the adults and taken away.

Big Brother Nico do what Big Brother Nico do.

At that point, I ended up waking up, but damn if my brain didn't give me enough details to come up with a dumb AU idea that I kind of love and want to do something with, but I don't know if I have the time or spoons to do so.

Ideas I'd had following this beginning to flesh itself out in my head; Luida and Brad are Plant researchers brought onto the project to help the feds figure out wtf is going on with this whole situation, and when Luida is told to talk to Rem, because she's not giving them anything they can use, the two of them reach a secret accord to bring Vash home safe and sound and cover everything back up nice and squeaky clean the way it should have stayed.

Vash's arm is bad enough that he can't really heal it very well on his own without medical care, Plant healing or no. He's doing better than most kids would, but it still begins to go septic, and it forces Nico and Livio to make the really hard decision to find adults they can trust to bring him to so he can get the care he needs. He still ends up losing his arm, though.

At the end of everything, Melanie ends up taking Nico and Livio and the other kids in, so they still get to have their momma figure, even if she comes in later. Maybe she's the one that they find to help them. Is she maybe someone they've known was mostly safe but was never able to get them to stick around long enough to take care of them? Either way, the boys get Vash to her, and it starts the process of getting him home and the kids finally staying at the orphanage.

Meryl, Milly, and Lina all end up sneaking away when they realize that Vash is in more trouble than the adults are letting on, trying to go find him, since they know him better than anyone other than Rem and Nai. Eventually, they meet up with Nico and Livio while everyone is trying to avoid federal agents.

Obviously it's lovey-dovey Vashwood and Insurance Girlfriends and Polygun-flavored, but in the "these kids are too oblivious to think about sexy things, yet" sort of way, because I really do headcanon that at least Vash is ace, Wolfwood is probably demi, and also I am not writing children getting intimate like that. >8/ But kids having little crushes on each other is adorable and I can't not have Vashwood and Insurance Girlfriends be the eventual outcome, once those idiots all grow up and get their heads screwed on straight.

Also, because Nai hasn't had a chance to murder everyone, Rem's managed to work with him enough that he's very slowly overcoming his trauma and regaining his ability to trust that he's not in permanent danger. He'll probably grow up to be a Plants Rights activist or something, lbh. Or a politician. But he's not going to murder people, so either way, it's a win/win!

Because Nico's been living on the streets with him, Razlo either hasn't had to manifest as strongly for Livio, or hasn't manifested at all. Livio is still the sweet, shy, crybaby teddy bear we see, and maybe Razlo only comes out when the feds start getting closer and almost managing to grab the kids, and because he's been able to bond with Nico and the other kids so well this time, Livio is close enough to them that the thought of them getting hurt or taken away is enough to make him want to protect their little group instead of just Livio.

Wolfwood absolutely grumbles about how alike Vash and Livio are. Both a couple'a crybabies, geez, what the Hell you two??? But he also is very much a teddy bear who gives the best hugs when one of his little band of gremlins is upset, so he probably spends more time in a cuddle pile than anything else, now that there's two of them to lose their shit at the drop of a hat.

Vash was totally the one very sweet boy in a clique of girls that everyone who'd known him realized, when they were adults looking back, that he was very much the sweet gay kid hanging out with the girls because it was safer to be himself around them than it was to be around the other boys. (This isn't meant as a stereotype of gay kids, this is based on actual kids I grew up with. My friend group honest to God adopted them because we were all a bunch of momma bears.)

Vash is also...not trans? Because he's a Plant and Plants don't work the same way humans do, but he's also not what humans would think of as a cis boy. He expresses a masc presentation, but probably the closest equivalent would be an intersexed kid. Nai, too, tbh, though he's probably more of the "I don't give a fuck" opinion when it comes to his own gender identity. He uses he/him because that's what humans think when they see him, but he doesn't care any deeper than that.

#Trigun #Trigun Stampede #Trigun Maximum #Modern AU #Vashwood #Polygun #Insurance Wives #Random idea ramblings idek I just have this in my head now and I'm going to make it the world's problem! #Also any ideas anyone else might have about this would be fun to hear #I don't know that they'll become part of my own headcanon on this weird little thing but I always love throwing out random ideas with peopl #What even are the Eye of Michael doing in this thing? #IDEK maybe they're the feds chasing the kids down #Also I wouldn't be at all surprised if Nai did a runner on his own after he found out Vash was missing because he needed to go save him #I honestly imagined the whole thing ending up being a media shitstorm #“Young Boy Goes Missing From School Field Trip; News At 10!” #“Is Missing Boy Secretly An Alien From Outer Space?” #“Federal Agents Are Now Searching For Known Delinquent Youth In Case Of Missing High School Boy” #That sort of craziness on the media that makes it impossible to ignore Independent Plants #And starts the entire Plants Rights movement when the truth comes out or something

[cyanbeetle]

For drawing requests maybe another scene from the Road Trip AU? Also the chapters have all been great !

Aw thank you :) here is a scene to come

#if you just went off my art this whole au would take place in some field #road trip au #dcau #Wally west #Shayera Hol #my art #dc #dc comics #asks

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

Hey, so for the Human Au, how do think Julie would go about her life? Considering her personality in the website, I would think that he takes up different part-time jobs, but mainly likes working at the community center, mainly for the summer/after school programs where they can come up with and host fun activities for the kids!

no yeah that's pretty much what i was thinking! she bounces from job to job - she probably has a roster of seasonal ones that she rotates between. Julie really does seem like an every-gal yk? doing just one thing all the time would be soooo boring

i like the idea of summer / after school programs a lot actually! since canon Julie is big on games and fun, i'm sure she'd be a great choice for those sorts of things. i bet she works a seasonal summer camp in their county!

#also it would be a cute frank-julie bestie thing #cause frank is a university professor #so then julie being in the education system as a camp counselor / school programs person whatever brains not braining rn #I Just Think It Would Be Sweet! and Fitting! #part of me wants to change Frank from university professor to like a uhhh elementary school teacher #but nah. but lets just say the local schools will have field trips and uh. idk a 'bug day' #yk how kindergartens and elementary schools would sometimes have a giant snake brought in or whatever #well i imagine that in this au frank keeps insects as 'pets' #(not pets as in companion animal but. he has a lot of arthropod tanks in his house lol) #so maybe a couple times a year he gets to interact with kids and julie's probably there too! #ohhhh maybe sometimes he'll go to the summer camp for like. education day or whatever #to talk about insects and animal safety or somethn #he's out there with a tarantula chilling on his head... #most of the kids are disinterested but one or two are so Intrigued and its. adorable. anyway this is about julie #rambles from the bog #wh modern human au #i like to think that both julie and barnaby have seasonal jobs at the county fair #it just lasts a few weeks but they have a good time! barnaby can put his clowning degree to Use! #but im having a great time picturing julie coming up with games and stuff and putting it to good use! #i bet she'd be great at finding compromises and solutions to those Schoolyard Problems yk #i said schoolyard problems and flashbacked to the multiple bad injuries at my elementary. & the seizure in hs... #hm. i saw a lot of serious shit. anyhow not the point #i bet julie is that one guy where whenever someone brings up an odd job she's like 'yeah ive done that' #slingin ice cream? catering? florist delivery? doughnut baker? budtender? running bingo night? Yes To It All! #i bet that in a way... howdy is jealous...

[skyward-floored]

Sorry I saw your thing about Tetra just having a gun and I wrote this in a fugue state thank you for the inspiration.

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“And that, Mr. Daphnes, is why you’ll do exactly what I say.” The villain chortled, one of its many arms pointing a gun directly at its captive’s head. Wind tried to squirm free of the slimy tentacle, even trying to bite it to free himself. The bad guy—Bellum, he’d called himself—had hijacked the field trip bus and seized several members of their class as hostages. But he was most focused on the girl in the seat next to Wind, her sea-green eyes locked on the gun held to her head as the villain negotiated with her father over the phone. Tetra’s tanned skin was unusually pale, chewing her lip and sitting so still she may as well be a statue. Wind’s hand was stuck to his side by the villain’s grip, but he could just barely brush his fingers over Tetra’s hand. She kept it clenched in a fist.

Wind hadn’t told Tetra about his powers—he’s gotten the lecture enough times—but if there was ever a time to be a hero, wasn’t this it? He started calling for a wind, looking for something he could blow into Bellum’s face. A paper sticking out of a backpack, or a tissue, anything to blind the man so he could kick free and take him down. The relative difference in size—but to mention the risks of startling a man holding a gun—didn’t even cross his mind. His eyes settled on the bandana Tetra had around her neck. It was only loosely tied. He could blow it off, straight into Bellum’s face, then take him down.

He pushed the wind a little harder. Already the hair of everyone on the bus was standing up, tossing and twisting. Tetra’s eyes flicked to Wind, to the villain, and to the gun trained on her. Wind tried to keep his face straight as he poured a little more effort in. Bellum didn’t notice, issuing his demands and gesturing as his arms loosened ever so slightly…

The bandana ripped free, swirling in the air in a mini cyclone, slapping into the villain’s face. Bellum screeched his displeasure, tentacle arms scrambling to remove the fabric blinding him. His arms shook, and Wind prepared to spring.

In a blur of blue and gold, hands shot out, seizing the gun and giving a twist that slipped it right out of the monstrous grip. Bellum yanked the fabric free, turning his head just in time to find his own weapon planted firmly between his eyes. A foot slammed down on the encroaching arms, pinning them to the seat.

Wind scrambled up, having tripped in his attack, falling gracelessly to the aisle. Tetra, nose snarled as if she smelled a rotten fish, shoved the gun into the villain’s skull. Bellum squirmed, but the girl only shifted her finger to the trigger, cocking the gun as if she had done this all her life. Her smirk was sharp, a shark smelling blood in the water. Bellum’s eye grew huge.

“No! No no no don’t—“

“Bang!”

The villain recoiled, his limbs flailing in panic, before realizing she had not fired. The soulless fear turned, and he spun, arms shooting forward to seize the girl again—

There was a thud, and the man slumped, a bloom of blood on the back of his head. The bus driver huffed, lowering the tire iron. “You kids ok?”

Tetra picked up her bandana, wrapping the gun in it carefully. “Nice hit, Mr. Linebeck!” She leaned forward. “Is he dead?”

“I don’t think so. I called the cops as soon as he looked away. Just lucky you brats weren’t…” He scowled. “What were you thinking?”

Tetra stuck out her tongue. “That he was hurtin’ Wind, and nobody messes with my crew!”

The driver threw up his hands, removing his belt to bind the villain’s many arms. Tetra sat next to Wind, her sharp grin never fading. If he hadn’t known where to look, he would have missed the flicker of fear and relief.

“You ok?”

She punched his arm, but thought better of it and took his hand, patting it. Her voice dropped to a barely audible murmur. “Lucky that breeze blinded him, huh?”

Wind gave a shaky laugh. “Y-yeah.”

OH MY GOODNESS I AM SCREAMING AT THIS I ADORE IT

THE EMOTION

THE DRAMA

LINEBECK BEING THEIR BUS DRIVER AAAAABFDSBDHJFDSBJH

I'm borrowing that actually it's canon now Linebeck drives a school bus

TETRAAAAA YOU GO GIRL that show of emotion from her and Wind both was so sweet they care for each other so much and just. AAAAAAAAH

My friend you have made my entire night, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THIS <333333

#answers from the floor #ixtaek #incredibles au #fic #tw gun #linkeduniverse #Incredibles au fic #ironically though I have a febuwhump coming up that involves a field trip and a hostage situation HEH #it's not really like this but the similarity there is funny #anyway I am obsessed with this I love it #thank you again so much

[stranger-rants]

Steve takes a personal day to help chaperone the annual zoo field trip at Billy’s school because Billy is always anxious when it comes to field trips and having Steve there helps. Billy’s never lost a kid because he’s got a solid buddy system and he does head counts at every stop. He’s just paranoid. Steve spends the tour dropping animal facts and playing eye-spy with the kids. When the field trip is over and the kids have all gone home, Billy pulls Steve in and kisses him in the parking lot saying he owes him one. Billy pays him back by helping out on the senior trip to an amusement park, and that’s when Steve’s students find out that Billy is a dare devil who fears no rollercoaster.

#teacher au #harringrove #i’ve done the zoo field trip #i was the idiot saying all the animal facts in the primate exhibit