Orym looks legitimately horrified as Imogen hits the trap to burn the other B&E team for a third time.
“Some early Caleb shit there.” Yeah jesus christ
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ashton slipping the glasses into fearne’s bag,,, Romantiq™ (bonus: ashton saying “use them poorly. use them very poorly.” and fearne grinning and saying “I will.”)
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Dead Language Expert
Danny never thought that he could "major" in languages, and get a job as a translator. But apparently knowing all the dead languages by default and being able to time travel with the help of your ghost tutor was pretty useful outside of Amity.
It happened purely by chance, he was walking through a museum and started laughing because of a mistake in one of the sentences that completely changed the meaning of the text. The museum manager, of course, did not believe him, since many people had said that the piece was "impossible to translate". But he study it anyway.
Days later they were looking for him to translate all the things from that time. And he just carried on with it, in many more civilizations. In some cases he even asked for a few trips to the past to Clockwork to verify.
It got to a point where the wizards, heroes and villains over the world knew him as "the translator of dead languages" and some of them even tried to kidnap him to perform a summoning ritual. Danny rolled his eyes and easily freed himself, but the League assigned him an "escort" anyway.
Exasperated, the halfa escaped from his escorts and continued his work as normal. Superman almost fell out of his chair at the Watchtower meeting when he was informed that the boy had translated the language of Krypton and other missing planets. Besides having managed to lose both the Flash and Green Latern, what the fuck?
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DP x DC Prompt #1
An old collection is finally shown again at the British Museum after being left in boxes for a few decades.
By coincidence one Tucker Foley, reincarnation of a Pharaoh, notices among the collection several items that used to belong to him. It doesn't take much (or anything) to convince Sam and Danny to go on a... Field trip yup field trip with him to London, a little vacation for his 24th birthday if you will. What do you mean his birthday isn't before several months? That's blasphemy.
They simply came during the day as to control the perimeter (and make a list of other artefacts that would suddenly be returned to their rightful place.)
They could not have planned that one Ra's Al Ghul also had several of his own personal items that he wished to retrieve among the very same collection. Or that he would decide to not only get them back himself but also at the same time.
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... and then Fennec got to make exagerated funny faces at the baby while Boba and Din figured themselves out after the exhibit.
I'd thought I was going to miss the deadline for the @bobadinweek's AU bingo with this one since it got away from me a little, but with the extension I'm more than on time! So here is the Soulmate sqaure fill for my card - I know it's pushing more of a 'reincarnation AU' possibility, but I don't have that on my card, and those two are related anyway. So technically I doubled down on it 😌
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CONGRATULATIONS JEDEDIAH ON WINNING THE TITLE OF ULTIMATE COWBOY!!
BOY HOWDY, IT WAS A HECK OF A COMPETITION! HE AND ARTHUR MORGAN WERE NECK IN NECK, SPENDING MOST OF THE WEEK SWITCHING 1ST PLACE BY 1%. AND YET, IN THE LAST HALF OF THE LAST DAY, JEDEDIAH PULLED AHEAD, WINNING BY A NARROW 3.9%! THIS SHOOTOUT HAS PROVEN HE'S THE MOST BELOVED COWBOY CHARACTER OUT HERE. YEEHAW!
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evon hytroga saying “I’m an individual who likes to keep their failures under wraps. guards, kill them. I’m kidding, I’m entirely kidding, that was just a joke.” and ashton saying “that’s good, because I was about to charge.” and orym adding “you gotta be careful who you try that joke on.” (bonus: ashton saying “I’m very jumpy.”)
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has anyone made a jedtavius edit with holding out for a hero as the background sound because i think it would fit perfectly. specifically for the second movie when octavius saves jedediah
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to this day one of the strangest situations i've ever been in is, in the year of our lord 2023, having a debate with a middle-aged woman from texas who was trying to write a graduate thesis over whether or not it was utilizing girl power for american colonist women in the 1770s to remain loyal to the british empire. i think about it a lot.
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~ Architectural relief (Fight Scene).
Date: A.D. 100-125
Place of origin: Rome (Building of Trajan's Forum? Arch of Constantine?)
Period: Imperial Period
Medium: Marble
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aspd culture is stealing stuff instead of being violent. instead of getting into fights, i argue and i steal. i steal pencils, perfume, deodorant, wires, mp3 players, clothes, anything i can calculate to get my hands on without people catching me. or they do catch me. or i "borrow " it and its permanently mine now.
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