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After much discussion, it has been determined and approved by several ethics committees that those who primarily use Tumblr for social media, we shall be called Tumblrones. We will not debate this.
#tumblr#nickname#tumblrone#no questions#fight me#fite me m8#lets brawl#brawl#pokemon#ethicscommittee
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@backflipo-numero-uno please stop impersonating your dead daughter on fucking tumblr and get therapy
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NO LISTEN ITS REALLY HER THIS TIME I SWEAR
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I'm reporting you for your own good m8
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and also because you don't tag the months-old interactions with mariana you keep reblogging and I don't wanna see that shit on my dash lmao
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damn slime your dead daughter knows how to write a banger post
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Finally finished the enchants on my scythe. Going to test this shit on a dungeon run will update
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you can come over and test it on me instead if i'm closer. like not in a weird way you can just hit me and I'll tell you how close I am to dying, how much blood I've lost etc
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fuck okay- pac I've been meaning to talk to you about this. Listen.
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you have. . . tendencies
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I hope you enjoy the island.
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FUCK YOU
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wait cellbit is this why your old blog got deleted lmao???
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shut up
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I hear you typing guapito don't you fucking dare
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NO MAMES
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GOD DAMN IT
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this island is so weird why did people seriously consider the disgusting green egg as a presidential candidate
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Nevermind gegg is my son now
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what we need is not government it is true union between the people
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yo soy brazil. nosotros somos brazil. We Are Gegg.
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the sun is a false god but a true threat
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guys I cant believe it they are introducing dark metal soon its not a lie the admins really said so because otherwise it means they hate me GG woooo good fight i dont have to cry anymore!! well played!!
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etoiles you are going to get banned again stop provoking the feds
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you are right philza because you are the best ok i am never going to spam them again
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Good job I'm proud of you GGs
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TURN ON YOUR FUCKING TVS BADBOYHALO HIT THE SECOND BOLAS BASE. HES GONNA KILL THEIR TEAM EGG IS ANYONE ELSE EVEN FUCKING HERE RIGHT NOW IS THIS THING ON
#side note. I think I huave covid he's covered in blood
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fuckkk I miss my d@ught3r. I miss her so much
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wh3rree issshe. Fl1pp@
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h0w t0 g3t 0v3r gr13f. G00gl3
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mmmffmf. Mfmffmm mrmfm mfmmfffm mfmfmfm. mm mm mmmm mm mm mm mmmmmm. Mmmmmfmffmff [quack] mm
#quack
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@baghz m8 you have to take off the mask to speak normally.
#How was the quack audible though KEKW
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MMFFF . MFMFFF. MFFFFF FMFMMMFNFMM. MMMMGMMFFF
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Oh im clutching rn. Watch me hit this shit
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[carre has fallen from a high place while fighting badboyhalo]
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where my husband. anyone seen himmmmm Where. i don't care about the base is that him is he fighting
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i just tripped over my own dead body. fuck my wings look cool though hahaaahhaaa heyyyy what's popping good looking g.. where's our team egg waiherreee did idiot go
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BADBOYHALO HAS HIS TITS OUT????? GUYS?? Oh @bolas egg dead. can i convince everyone to add hawaiian floral shirts with the gas masks it could look cool we might serve a little. This country used to slay
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#qsmp#i miss them or swagever . anyway#bad post for low3ring rent. maybe ill make it funnier in an rb#a worst post is coming. brace urselves
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Nora: If I were a Bad Huntress, I wouldn't Be sittin' here, disscussin' it with ya, now would I!
~~~~~
Mercury: Grass Grows, Birds fly, and brother?
Mercury: I Hurt People!
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Coco: I am Heavy Weapons user.
Coco: And this- (Expands Gianduja from the purse) - is my weapon.
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Pietro: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer and Medical Doctor, that means I solve problems.
Pietro: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
Pietro: I solve practical problems!
Pietro: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbin Grimm from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?
Pietro: The answer? Get a daughter. And if that don't work, Make 'er stronger.
Pietro: Like Penny Here. She's the first Synthetic capable of Using Aura, armed with a dozen Plasma-rail Cannon Swords, all designed by me.
Pietro: Given Soul by me.
Pietro: And you'd best hope ...
Pietro: Not Pointed at you.
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May Z: Snipin's a good job M8.
May Z: It's Challengin' work, outta door, and I guarantee you won't go Hungry.
May Z: Cuz' at the end of the day, if there are two people left on the planet, Someone's gonna want someone Dead.
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Ironwood: Iff Fighting is Sure to result in Victory, Then you must FIGHT!
Ironwood: Sun Tzu said that! And I think he knows a little bit more about fighting than you do pal!Because He invented it! Then He perfected it so that no living person could best him in the Ring of Honor!
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Mercury: (Struggling with a door) HEY! A little help here!
Ironwood: Out of the way son! Uuuhhh One! One! One! uh! One!
Mercury: Let's go! Let's Go!
(ZZT!)
Coco: INCOMING!
(The trio Crashes through the Door)
Mercury: Hey! It's Still Here!
Emerald: Ahem! Gentlemen?
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Coco: I fear no man ... But that thing ...it Scares me.
(A heeled silhouette Stalks down a hallway)
Mercury: No! I'm not talking about that Freak! (Struggles with Microphone) Sh- She's not here is she? How do I get this damn thing off!
(The Figure kicks open a door, light shining dangerously off her blade)
Emerald: One shudders to imagine what inhuman thoughts lie behind those eyes.
(She Grins, Cycling to Ice dust)
Emerald: What Dreams of Chronic and Sustained Cruelty?
Weiss: (Freezes anything and everything in her path, shattering whatever she can as she sings Mirror Mirror)
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Jaune: And when the looked for the Sword, it was nowhere to be found!
Coco: (Bursts out laughing, Snorts)
Jaune: Anyway, That's how I lost my Hunting License!
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Flynt, on his Trumpet: (DUN-DUN-DUN-DUN DUDUDUDUDU!)
#rwby#jaune arc#yang xiao long#weiss schnee#rwby shitpost#nora valkyrie#coco adel#pietro polendina#may zedong#emerald sustrai#mercury black#source: team fortress 2#source: tf2
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q!phil and q!pac hcs peepoShy :3
YESSS I really need to watch more Pac, translator be damned. >:0
qPhil headcanons masterlist
Pac is, like many others, in the I Want Phil To Take Me On A Flight club. He thinks it's so fucking cool
He doesn't have the ability to clock Phil as well as Fit can. But Fit confides in him on a lot, esp to do with things he's worried about, so Pac actually knows some of Phil's "something is wrong" tells, even if they're the more obvious ones.
And then he promptly goes to Fit like "Phil needs an emotional support ass kicking 👍🏻"
Phil is the #2 Fitpac shipper (Ramon is #1). And Phil knows Fit intimately in many ways. He passes All his secrets onto Pac gladly. He's like "go get him m8. Give him Brazilian Boyfriend Brainrot"
You'd think there'd be a little jealousy or something because of the fact that Phil has been With Fit consistently prior to him and Pac dating, but nah. They love conspiring against him together and Fit knows they do. Also Phil backed off right away when they got serious, so Pac knows everything's chill
Phil can Tell there's more to Pac than meets the eye. This is Mike's best friend. Survivor of Cellbit cannibalism. Known for having a danger boner for fucked up dudes. Pac seems super nice and well-mannered at first glance but Phil can TELL he saves the true extent of how unhinged he can be for the people closest to him. He wants to see Pac go apeshit someday.
I really really want to see these two allied in a fight bc I genuinely don't know what they'd be like. Just the two of them, or at least paired up while whoever else they're teamed with is paired up elsewhere. But something tells me Pac has a side that would get along Very well with the Angel of Death,,,,
Pac is one of the people Phil considers closest to himself. There's nothing he won't do for him and anything he needs, Phil will bend over backwards to get it if that's what Pac wants.
Phil loves being a test monkey for Tazercraft fuckery. It's always so weird and fun. Occasionally he'll ask Pac if they have any new wild or silly shit for him to see.
Tbh I wouldn't put it past Pac (& perhaps Mike) to be extremely interested in hybrids and asking Phil a million questions about it
Phil can NOT talk shit abt the danger boner btw. Motherfucker's type is literally "death entity." A Goddess of Death and a grim reaper holding either of his hands. Bitch can't say ANYTHING. (I want these two to talk abt their types I think it would be extremely funny)
Pac knows very little about Phil getting possessed, but he DOES know something happened to him. Fit kept things extremely vague out of respect for Phil.
Phil may be the #2 Fitpac shipper, but he'd be lying if he said he didn't envy that they get to see each other often. But Phil is Phil, so instead of getting weird about it, he just commits to doing whatever he can to support them. At least there's one happy healthy mlm couple on the island.
Btw if Pac came to Phil about whatever the fuck is going on with Fit and his past, Phil's ready to kill a bitch with Pac immediately, and he'd let Pac do most of the actual ass kicking as he deserves. (oooo the ccs want to give me this soooo baadddd)
Controversial (/silly) take: Phil and Pac are both slutty, bubbly drunks.
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Am I the asshole for trying to live a peaceful life?
I (M33) am currently living in a small suburban town in Japan. I love this town to death, and the peace it provides me. I also prefer to live a calm, quiet, routine filled life. However, recently, there have been some ripples in the water here. Particularly, this group of kids.
There’s typically 4-6 of them anywhere at any given time, usually snooping around, getting into fights, generally causing a ruckus. One of them (M11-13) even tried stealing my girlfriend. Just grabbing her and running. Naturally, I followed after the delinquent and made sure he was taken care of after he tried to reach his friends, but soon after, it seems he managed to get news to his friends (M16) (M16) that I was about.
So in order to deal with this, I use a remote control tank in order to harmlessly mess with them. And the other two (M30) (M16) manage to not only ruin it, but also make me smash a table in the process. Now this was a time for some action. I walk up to the 16 year old and casually, calmly explain what I was doing, only for the boy to steal a peek at my driver’s license. I tried to stop him, but the 30 year old broke my watch and beat me into a trash can.
Enough is enough. I got plastic surgery to pass as a different person and decide to impersonate someone’s father. And to think the brat (M8) I was raising had the gut to turn against me! Eventually, through several complicated relivings of the same morning, one of the brats from earlier found me and got me onto a main road, where I now lie as I try to clear my name.
Am I the asshole?
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Spoilers for One Piece post Marineford/Egghead
Hot take, but Monkey D Dragon is a little bitch.
Bro is the ~*Most dangerous criminal in the world*~ but does literally nothing????? Like what does he do??? He abandoned HIS OWN SON because “The child is a weakness” or some shit. M8 it’s been proven time and time again that fighting for something (especially family) MAKES A BETTER CREW
•Whitebeard
•Strawhats
•LITERAL PIRATE KING
“Oh but he just doesn’t have the time to raise a child!”
Okay dragon
Okay
WHAT IS THIS
WHAT IS IT DRAGON
He says he wants to protect Luffy, but then sends him to live with Garp. Hoe that is NOT protection. “Oh he saved them from Smoker and Buggy” you mean the one Marine that actually cares about justice and the pirate they literally already defeated? So you can save him from Smoker but not your Croco ex-wife???? Bitch the lighting saved Luffy, not you.
SPEAKING OF WHICH *Pretend I smack a whiteboard right here*
MARINEFORD
WHERE WERE YOU
I literally looked it up and all I got was Reddit posts like nobody knows. So now I gotta ask, what is more important than Marineford?? Like especially to dragon.
•Iva is there (Fresh out of Impel Down)
•Kuma is there
•Luffy is there
•Whitebeard is there
•Multiple crews are all united to fight the government and broadcasted worldwide (SOUNDS GOOD FOR A REBELLION HMMM???)
•SON OF PIRATE KING
OH YEAH AND ALSO
•EVERY
•SINGLE
•ADMIRAL
DRAGON THIS WAS YOUR ONE CHANCE TO DO AS MUCH DAMAGE PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO THE WORLD GOVERNMENT OUTSIDE OF NUKING MARIEJOA. WHERE WERE YOU????
SPEAKING OF DRAGON NOT DOING SHIT.
WHO IS THIS DRAGON. TELL ME
DO YOU REMEMBER HER YOU SWINE????
He really said “Ooooooohh nah we can’t saveeee her because uhhhh she can handle it or whatever”
YOU
DON’T
KNOW
THAT
Kuma, along with everybody else in this entire fucking organization ACTUALLY DOES.
Dragon is the only child of a Marine Vice Admiral, and compared to literally everyone else in the OP world, is extremely privileged. Bro was educated, always fed, and his father had a well respected and stable job. He doesn’t know jack shit about what Celestial Dragons do on the inside. Unless, of course, he *did* know how bad they were from Garp or smth (MEANING HE REFUSED TO SAVE HER KNOWING WHAT THEY’D DO) or unless he had spies in Mariejoa (IN WHICH CASE WHY DID HE NOT SAVE HER??) OR MAYBE HE COULD USE THE ONE PERSON WHO
• CAN TELEPORT ANYWHERE
• KNOWS THE LAYOUT OF MARIEJOA’S SLAVE SYSTEM
• WANTS TO SAVE HER DESPERATELY
MAN IS TAKING LEAPS AND BOUNDS TO ABANDON THIS WOMAN FOR WHAT PURPOSE? ONE OF HIS FRIEND AND ALLIES (Kuma) HAS LOST SOMEBODY VERY IMPORTANT. I���ve seen people make connections with Luffy and Vivi but that’s a whole different thing bcz Luffy both A) wants to save her and B) knows she’s not with celestial dragons.
Now I hate him, post Kuma backstory I hate him more for what he did to my girl. But I also know that a lot of this stuff is still undetermined. Oda has a knack for making me love character within a very small amount of chapters. I’m open to liking this guy, but everything he’s done so far is annoying me to hell. If Iva trusts him, I trust him for now, but DAYM all this guy does is stare East at the kid he abandoned and his maybe dead probably trans ex-wife.
#Monkey D Dragon#ginny one piece#This man. I hate this man. Oda please let me like this man.#one piece#rant#I have been hit by a sudden wave of hatred for one fictional man#More of an annoyance post than a hate post#defend him plz I want to see what yall see in this man#Dragon when I catch you Dragon. Dragon when I catch you Dragon.
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Ayooooo! M8, what’s your favorite Lawlu moment? 👀 I’m curious as a fellow lover of those goofy mfs. 💖
Hello!!! ooff I have many, many of them as any of us lawlu/lulaw fanbase would at this point but my 2 favs are:
When Law says he has to stay to watch him win or die with him. I believe that was something that stood with me, because even Robin tries to persuade him to flee by telling Law Luffy has his own reasons to fight. He even begs them to leave him. Even if you are not a shipper you can't deny his loyalty and the trust he put on him. 🐯At the moment he could not do anything but he even helps him two more times after this. He was still aiding him all the way.
And then Luffy is like Mingo you upset and made my friend/partner Torao cry or whatever , that's what I'm reading here, I don't know you guys .
My second, and this one I think only happened in the anime, is when Law smirks for the first time when Luffy says he is the man that will become the pirate king.
Like... COME ON! That is so cute haha 💕💕 they are pirates and maybe not all of them actively want to become the Pirate King, but from what we've seen they all are a tiny bit interested in the title. I would say all of them have competitive nature at the very least, and are petty enough to not root on anyone but on themselves or their own captains. But I believe Law kinda knows there is no one more deserving than Luffy to call himself that.
Sorry for the long ass response, and thank you so much for your question! You could always leave more if you want. 🥰🙏
#lawlu#lulaw#ask me anything#i ship them so hard I just cant#trafalgar d. water law#law x luffy#indialadina#monkey d. luffy#dressrosa arc#ask me away
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THE MIXTAPES (lee felix x reader) - Chapter 9
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y/n is a coward that is in love with her bestfriend. what other way to express yourself than posting mixtapes about your love on twitter?
TAGLIST:
@rindomo @ificouldhelpyouforget @chloracha @soobin-chois @a-katsukitty@sunflowerbebe07 @gothmingguk @literallyags @quennlenn @svtbabieses @knownunknown345 @amongusjaeger @mits-vi @multifandom-bitchy @fight-me-m8 @wtfmara @captivq
#skz#stray kids#stray kids felix#skz felix#stray kids x reader#lee felix#felix x reader#lee felix x reader#stray kids smau#stray kids social media au#stray kids texts#skz social media au#skz social au#skz smau#skz texts
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Just thinking out loud
Autism Security Blanket Tings
but when me and my family lived in a shelter as a teen the ONE THING I always had were these Superhero hoodies
I loved them, a certain brand called Mad Engine made them and I collected a couple: Loki, Captain America, I think I had a winter Soldier one too, a Thor one, A Spider-man one, A LOT.
and I could keep them because they didn't take up much space and I could wear them always
Like the Loki one had horns are you fucking kidding me that's adorable
I use to wear the loki hoodie and my Loki necklace to school everyday for months on end (swapping out the hoodie for other heros every other day)
- mind you I had no idea I was neurodivergent at the time LMAOOO
These things were my LIFELINE
I'm not that into plushies or stuffies cause if they fall off my bed or outta my sight they cease to exist but
I LOVE SILLY HOODIES they make me feel so safe plus I can show who I am :))))))
But somewhere along the way moving and stuff I guess my mom got rid of them or something, not her fault they were TOW UP and raggedy at that point but :( owie
They still mean a lot to me and I got a plush hoodie the other day totally unrelated (it's a nasa one :) )
Now I really wanna start collecting again
Sadly Mad Engine doesn't do those hoodies anymore but they're are some places that do and even though I'm a bit tight on it now I'd call it my bday gift to myself........
BUT HOBIE IS BREATHING DOWN MY NECK
He's like I thought yous was fighting capitalism m8 what happened
BEN REILLY SLEEVELESS HOODIE HAPPENED HOBIE
I SAW THIS AND IT BROUGHT EVERYTHING BACK I MUST HEAL MY INNER CHILD
I probably won't recollect my old ones because it kinda takes me back to a weird time and makes me oddly dysphoric BUT I WANT TO GET A NEW ONE SO BAD I'm gonna treat myself idc
IN SHORT this is a long post of me convincing myself I Deserve Things
#personal ramble#autism#neurodivergency#neurodivergent#actually autistic#actually adhd#actually audhd#audhd things#audhd
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The Science Teacher & The Skeptic
Joel Miller x Science Teacher!Reader
Summary: "who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on"
Word Count: 1k+
Warnings: crackfic, fem!reader, headcanons, joel 'im a contractor 🤠' miller, fluff, typos, etc.
A/N: ok this is borne of out me geeking about about the film 'the beautician and the beast' to @sloanexx and she's actually the author im just ghost writing it so if you wanna p2 you're gonna have to take it with her. dont shoot the messenger im blue just for consistency HAHAHH in this
Tagging: @multifandom-fangirl4 @pinksirensong @aralezinspace
she can be a teacher at the qz
HOLY SHIT
he meets her bc she teaches ellie ✌🏻
OMG
!!!!!! STOP IM GETTING EXCITED FOR IT NOW
[post chat me] THIS RAT FINNA TALK TO ME ABOUT A FIC SHES EXCITED ABOUT AND NOT WRITE IT COS SHES 'NOT A WRITER' BROS ALREADY A WRITER JUST BASED ON THAT
joel never went to college so he thinks she's like super cool for
knowing shit about space and stuff
but at the start he lowkey hates her bc he thinks she's a snob maybe???
idk
GIRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
GRILL
i do have saur many ideas-
[post chat me] YA DONT FUCKIN SAY 😪🙄🙄🙄
-for this tho like ellie loves her and comes home like
this teacher is so cool she knows so much abt space and stuff
bestie please write it
[post chat me] oh you sweet summer child shes not going to
and joels like who the fuck is this lady
BESTIE IM BEGGING
who cares about space when there's a fuckin apocalypse going on
joel is like you know what a real lesson is?
how to shoot a gun.
how to dress a wound.
not fucking stars and planets
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BESTIE DO IT PLEASE
and ellie's like k cool wtv im going to school now
DO IT PLEASE PLEASE I BEG OF YOU
AND THEN THEY MEET BC JOEL GETS MAD AT ONE OF HER HOMEWORK HAHAHAHAHAHAH
he sees her drawing constellations and he's like this is fucking bullshit
THE WAY I GASPED
im gonna talk to ur teacher bc this isn't survival
BESTIE YOURE ALREADY WRITING IT SO PLEASE DO IT FOR ME
NO I CANT
[post chat me] 🙄🙄🙄🙄
ok so he confronts her in school right
OMG AND THEN
and he's like i wanna talk to the teacher who gave this homework
spicy
[post chat me] honestly hes such a karen for that ????
and they meet and he's like
this isn't survival skills there's an apocalypse going on and u have her drawing stars like a 5 year old???
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
and she's like u fockin wot m8????
>😀
there wouldn't be an earth if there weren't any planets!!!!
how else would we know how oxygen is formed and how the tides turn to get water!!!!
you big dodo bird
survival isn't all guns and shooting bc if that's all it was the rest of the world would be alive rn!!!!
and he's like oh fok me she fights back
>😞
omg he creamed his pants
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
and he runs home with his tail between he's legs
and he opens one of ellie's space books
and he's like this shit cool
joel wrong sexy teacher right
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
YOU HAVE TO WRITE THIS PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
im having so much fun just telling u
im smiling at my phone like an idiot
[post chat me] well you are an idiot 🤬🤬🤬
TELL ME MORE ABOUT THE FIC AND ILL COMPILE IT FOR YOU YOU LAZY BABY
HAHAHSJSHSHSHSH
what else is there to know
hmmm
he spends the night reading the space book and the next day he asks ellie like
umm hey can u teach me more about this space shit
OMG
and she's like no old man you wanna know more you go ask my teacher
ahHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
IM SCREAMIN
and he's like .... i don't wanna bc im embarrassed but i also rly wanna know abt how the earth goes around the sun? bc that's cool
WHAT IF THIS WAS MY LAST STRAW
>😭😭😭😭
[post chat me] this modern day man doesnt know shit about the sun that so embarazzing are you not embarazzed the american school system has failed him so hard 💀💀💀💀💀
and he goes to the school and he waits for all the kids to leave bc he's embarrassed and he's like
so... the planets. they all turn around and shit? that's how we get night and day
and she's like yuh m8
KEEP GOING IM CRYING
and he's like um could you tell me more...
HES SO LOVELY
and she's like ok how about you come meet me for an hour every week after my class on wednesday
and he fucking treats that like church
waiT WAIT OMG
SHES LIKE
want to attend my class <3
we'd love to have you
SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UPPP
DONT TELL ME HE SITS IN CLASS WITH THE KIDDOS
and ALL THE KIDS ARE LIKE HEY MR MILLER
HE WOULD NEVER HED SHOOT HIMSELF FIRST I THINK
THEN THEY SHOW HIM THE MACARONI STARS
[post chat me] there are two types of writers AHAHAHH
OK WAIT
MAYBE
NAURRRRRR
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
he lurks outside to listen and learn but
she catches him and is like um???
do u just want me to teach u bc all u had to do was ask
AWWWWWW
THEN HES LIKE IM A CONTRACTOR I CAN MAKE A WAYY BETTER SOLAR SYSTEM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
u didn't have to like.. sit outside the class just to learn
>😭😭😭
FRRRR JUST TAKE A SEAT
he uses all his tools to make the best goddamn solar system
OMG HE FUCKING REDOES THE CLASSROOM AND MAKES IT SPACEY AND SHIT
and he shows it to her at their weekly session all proud
and she gives him a gold star sticker
places it on his jacket
DEAD
HE NEVER TAKES IT OFF
NEVER WASHES THE JACKET
ew stinky
HAHHAHHAH I LOVE IT
he preserves it
>😔
bc he doesn't want it to get ripped off
when he uses it our
*out
HAHAAH WHAT IF SHES LIKES *pinches nose* joel? is- is your washing machine broken 💔💔💔💔
HAHAHHAHAH
STOP
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NOOOOOO
he'll shoot himself right there and then
AND THEN HE NEVER COMES BACK
HELLPPPP
walk to a clicker and beg it to bite
EW [HE] WOULDDDD
IM CRYINGGGGGGGG
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
ELLIES LIKE HAHAHAHAH
if i was writing it i'd stop it at him doing up the classroom like u said
like some time after their weekly sessions he does that
and she's like
i think i like this dumb old man
OMG AND THEN
you cant stop thereeeeeeeeeee
BUT ITS PERFECT
LKASJHFKJASASF OK OK
Fin
[post chat me] ok ok bonus cos she still went on 🙄🙄🙄🙄`
it's the intrigue that makes it nice
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
p2 where joel comes for show and tell HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
ahhhhHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THE SOUND THAT LEFT MY MOUTH
AND HES LIKE SO PROUD FOR BEATING 12 YEAR OLDS PLEASEEE ✋✋✋
IM A CONTRACTOR 🤠🤠🤠🤠
he fucking hates it and is miserable at first the whole time
but then he sees her supporting him so earnestly and then he's like oh shir i like it im gonna send these 12 year olds into the ground
make them eat dust
hELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
NAURRRRRRRRR
#i love headcanons#joel miller crackfic#joel miller headcanons#joel miller fanfic#joel miller#joel miller fic#joel miller fluff#the last of us fanfic#the last of us fluff#the last of us#the last of us fic#joel miller x reader#joel miller x you#joel miller au#joel miller imagine#joel tlou#joel miller fanfiction#joel miller headcanon#the last of us crackfic#the last of us crack fic#joel miller crack fic
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I'm just realising i never asked you abt your Alain hcs so... Tell me your Alain hcs 🔫 🦆
(the number of times i typed s instead of a in alains name: 2. One for each a)
HI TUMBLR DELETED MY ORIGINAL RESPONSE TO THIS BC IT HATES ME so uhm. Lemme dig in my brain again.
SO. In my head Alain is non-binary. She uses she/he pronouns! She’s AROACE!! Meaning no shipping sorryguys although I respect some pairings.. except marissonshipping dont be freaks guys sorry. She’s Paldean-Kalosian too! She also has two facial scars. One over his nose (A result of Lysandre’s Pyroar) and one on his bottom lip. The bottom lip one is bc when he’s nervous he bites his lip (very strongly), and considering he has a little fang it left a tiny scar.
She likes to do her eyeshadow, although she kinda sucks at it. Mairin paints her nails, but she picks at them a lot when nervous, so Mairin’s constantly repainting them.
During the Kalos anime (and TSME specials) he’s 15-16, and during the M8 episodes he’s 19-20!
His Charizard is nicknamed Thorn (Like the uhm. Eragon dragon I believe?) and the metagross in her team nicknamed Cobalt was gifted to her as a gift from Steven! He also has a ribombee nicknamed Pixie by Mairin which decided it was gonna stick with him during a trip to Alola.
He still works with Sycamore (his official dad now btw), trying to unravel Mega Evolution, but nowadays he usually keeps a low profile, barely ever going out, always looking behind his shoulder, and is acutely aware of everything happening around him.
His scarf was a gift from Sycamore, while his dangly earring was a gift from both Cosette and Sophie!
He still loves battling, but after the Kalos crisis he gave up his key stone alongside Thorn’s Charizardite X, but he later got a set of accesories that held these stones again. It was a group gift! The necklace Mairin and Steven got, and the stones were courtesy of Sycamore!
Btw in my head she wasn’t fucking humiliated by Leon in M8. She still lost but it was a PROPER FIGHT.
TY FOR THIS I LOVE TALKING ABOUT HIM IM VERY NORMAL
Have some screenshots I edited too!
#pokemon#alain pokemon#pokemon xyz#tsme#alain for pokémon masters ex 2024#im so ill maybe#ill keep it short this time! <- abojt to write five paragraphs
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please i love the love island AU!!!! some questions if you don't mind: 1) if lando/carlos were the runner's up, who won first place? 2) what was lando's reaction when he realized oscar is helping him 3) was oscar ever jealous watching lando crack on with other folks and what did that look like 4) WHO DID OSCAR FIGHT AAAH
HELLO ANON 🧡 ofc i don't mind !!!!
1. going off irl popularity it was probably maxiel lmao. even tho it's hinted daniel gets kicked i can see him having a midseason ~comeback a lá molly marsh in s10 a lá real life
2. tbh ! i don't think lando is toooo aware exactly how much oscar "helped" him... he's like okay sure oscar has a soft spot for me but also my longevity on the show is prolly bc i'm a good actor (he's not) and the public find my twinkish gremlinisms endearing (they do)... meanwhile oscar is behind the scenes cherrypicking edits to ensure he comes off as likeable and inducing chemistry w his partners via tswift soundtracks
3. WELL in my hc oscar's been working on love island for 2-3 years already and is extremely clear-eyed about the Showmanship Of It All and contestants Faking Sentiments To Secure The Bag but sometimes he'll be watching back footage of lando getting it on in a challenge all [bored professional voice] "yeah it's a good shot keep it in" and some1 (logan) has to be like uhhh m8 you're like. crushing my notes. let go
4. honestly this is up to interpretation lmao! timewise i see it happening right before the finale so it makes sense tensions are running high
THANK U FOR THE ASK <33 i had a lot of fun imagining how the grid would operate in love-island specific scenarios (casa amor homewrecker sharl anyone???) sgndkd i hope some of the subtler details came across (eg. lando "picking" george for the date implying he was an early bombshell vs one of the ogs). i love talking abt this au so feel free to ask as many qs as u want lmao <333
#answered#in other news: literally obsessed with the older median age/reunion/second chance romance aspect of li:as...#lowkey who cares about 814 get LEWIS in there#and of course we already have the mahk webbah preview from drive to survive s5 ep6 timestamp 3:03
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Hey! You asked me, and I love these sort of games, so I'm paying it forward.
If you want to do the character aske, I'd ask for your take on Geralt of Rivia 🥰
ah Geralt, my beloved most neutral witcher and bestest monster killer in all the land (/s ^^)
Sexuality Headcanon: once upon a time, a young Geralt fancied himself strictly as a woman’s man, and that his same sex dalliances w other witchers were simply bc of lonely nights in Kaer Morhen. Until he left KM and found himself not averse to bedding women and men alike. Life is full of surprises and sometimes they are children, sometimes the discovery that cock is prettty good. And since life as a witcher is Toil and Labour, he wasn’t about to over-complicate smth he personally had no objections with just because some rando noble might be uncomfortable. Quite the useful attitude for a witcher living on the outskirts of civilisation, so that worked out for him.
This is just my hc for a TW3 timeline with overt homophobia, based on the encounter with Mislav. Because CDPR have proven themselves cowards by not showing a single dick in the entirety of the games and therefore cannot be 100% trusted with canon, I like to also imagine another where homophobia is less prominent (and non-existent in most regions) where geralt is…exactly the same. no fucks given except for in bed ;)
Gender Headcanon: a cis man, and pragmatic and doesn’t give a hoot if prudes shake their heads at his gender non-conforming habits. if a warm, comfy article of clothing in his possession happens to be a dress, it’s being worn, and how majestic. he knows how to braid hair, bc it doesn’t hurt to know how. Bonus: kid!Ciri adored him for it. Besides, gender-coding things sounds like an Other People kinda problem, and he is but a simple witcher with potions to brew and blades to oil, so…
A ship I have with said character: Geralt/Emhyr is my current obsession💖 Geralt/Regis and Geralt/Dettlaff are two close faves. All simultaneously within the same timeline bc my blorbos love to share
A BROTP I have with said character: a begrudging understanding between Geralt and Mererid, whose dislike of Geralt rose exponentially when he heard of Emhyr taking on Geralt as a lover. But Geralt worked some magic (read: really good sex and perhaps some axii for the nerves) to make emhyr’s mood do a 180 or maybe just a 90, he’s still a grump sometimes
and mererid was like, ‘you. you can stay.’
A NOTP I have with said character: none particularly? m8 if I encounter a ‘squick’ ship (think themes of incest for example) that’s also well-crafted, count me in for eating the dead dove
Random headcanons:
The only time he seriously reassessed his sex life was: 1) after falling for Regis, and even then it was more bc of the mental image of Papa Vesemir scolding him that he was meant to fight, not fuck this creature, and 2) falling for Emhyr, but then he seriously contemplated many other things too…
No way is he not a good cook what with those witcher-level potion brewing skills and olfactory senses
he has really nice hands! when they’re not encrusted with monster gore, anyway. and he takes good care of them too
General Opinion over said character: one of my fave things abt his character is that even though he’s pushing 100, he’s still a big awkward turtle. and also that his hero complex pulls him in directions he wouldn’t intentionally go makes him even more fun (see: every single bit of politics shenanigans his allegedly neutral arse gets swept into). I love him. my babygirl.
that was fun, thanks for the ask!!
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Why I vow to never watch a Mythical J. Sausage stream EVER AGAIN
So it was MCC yesterday and little ol' me decided that she wants to watch Sausage's POV (it's his first MCC, Fight me)
and so just a few minutes before MCC starts, I open his stream (Completely forgetting that I put the sound on my phone really loud), AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR
THE FIRST THING I HEAR WHEN I OPEN THE STREAM IS SAUSAGE YELLING "THAT'S MY COLOUR DADDY!!!", AT FULL VOLUME.
Keep in mind that in my timezone MCC starts at about 10 pm so hearing THAT this late at night was not a good thing
And then... my internet went down, immediately after he said that, and my stream turned to black. I couldn't even see who he was talking about (Assuming it was Scott, cuz why wouldn't it be?)
So i'm just sat there, im my room, thinking:
"Did Anyone (my family) hear this?? there is no way they heard this, Everyone is asleep and the sound wasn't that loud anyway (it was)" all while also thinking "How the fuck am I gonna explain that this is Minecraft not some weird ass show on youtube?? like... WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO??"
thankfully, no one heard anything, and i hot out of this free lmao
and honestly with this as the only thing I've seen from a Sausage stream, I feel like it's a sign that I should not watch him (I haven't watched the vod yet and I'm too afraid. I don't even know who won m8 my internet just went back up)
#mcc#mcc31#orange ocelots#mythical sausage#sausage#if anyone brings this up anymore i'm putting all the blame on you sausage
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list of skz nsfw prompts!
minors DO NOT INTERACT with this content
note: thank you all so much for 300 followers! i srsly do not know what to say, i can't believe yall still scroll thru my content even tho i'm barely active. i will try my best to be more active from now on, as an apology for my absence and gift to my followers, i present to you a list of skz nsfw prompts :)
2nd note: not all of these prompts are mine!! cr to: @fight-me-m8 and @httpseiki !
how to request? pick the number of the prompt + pairing(s). please tell me in the ask if its gn!reader, fem!reader, or gn!afab!reader and if you don't tell me any of these, i will write for gn!reader. multiple members are allowed. next, pick the dynamic. (i.e the sub/dom/switch)
please reblog to spread and go crazy in my inbox!!
1. "caught ya, kitty."
2. "honey, you're perfect.
3. "oh, you are not wearing that."
4. "you're not.. wearing anything under that.. are you?"
5. "oh, please.. touch me already"
6. "god, you're so sickeningly beautiful"
7. "oh, fuck, it's huge."
8. "you're sitting on my lap, we're friends, and im hard. i'm sorry."
9. "p-please.. i've been so good!"
10. "beg for it then."
11. "next time, say that when i'm inside you."
12. "fucking shut up and take it!"
13. "you don't deserve it after being a brat, do you?"
14. "stop dancing like that or i'm going to cum in my pants."
15. "so needy, huh?"
16. "come and sit on my cock"
17. "i'm going to fuck you so hard you'll forget about that dumb asshole."
18. "that was the first time i'd heard you moan.. it was like a melody to my ears."
19. "i'm done being just roomates."
20. "fuck! im sorry! i shouldn't have entered.."
21. "fuck yourself and let me watch."
22. "should i give you a massage?"
23. "bold now, are we?
24. "why don't you come and join?"
25. "you just look so fuckable in my shirt."
26. "it's late, shouldn't you be asleep?"
27. "i'm going to cum if you dont stop."
28. "how was your wet dream?"
29. "stop." "no.. no fuck i can't"
30. "fuck, we really shouldn't be doing this"
31. "your brother is right outside.."
32. "let me show you just how much i love you"
33. "fuck, i can't cum like this."
34. "we're in public, honey.."
35. "ugh.. it's too early.."
36. "i'm so sorry. i didn't mean to cum in my pants."
37. "why are you worrying? thats so cute, it turns me on."
38. "fuck, i'm hard again."
39. "let's start off with touching here.."
40. "i'm sorry, i've never done.. you know.. this before."
41. "whimpering like a puppy in heat aren't you? dumb dog."
42. "yeah? you like that? you like when i touch you there?"
43. "you're mine now. never see that asshole again."
44. "fuck! it's too much.."
45. "the only thing you're getting is my thigh. c'mon, fuck yourself on it."
46. "fuck, i really need you right now."
47. "can't wait to come home to you and fuck you till the last thing you remember is my name."
48. "if you wanted me so bad you should've said it."
49. "what did i say about breaking the rules?"
50. "how about you beg for it first?"
51. "yeah? you want me to breed you? to fill you up with my load?"
52. "let's save water by showering together, baby"
53. "n-no! it's too sensitive t-there.."
54. "i'm sorry i just couldn't wait any longer.."
55. "a-ah! please, i need you so bad, i've been s-so good!"
56. "once this meeting is over, i'm going to get you back, brat."
57. "so is it me or the game, baby~"
58. "what a slut. screaming like a whore under me as i fuck your brains out."
59. "you thought i was asleep? you thought wrong."
60. "cum for me again, i know you have it in you~"
61. "does it get you hard knowing our friends are 10 feet away?"
62. "i came so hard last night just from a picture of you"
63. "stop being a fucking brat and move your hand."
64. "you're driving me crazy right now, you jerk."
65. "i love you."
© leebitkitty, 2023
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