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Julieta: How's having your own actual kids?
Félix: Horrible. I never knew something could cry so much. It never stops.
Julieta: Oh, well, the kid will grow out of it eventually, right?
Félix: Oh no, the kid's great. She hardly ever cries.
Julieta: But I thought-
Pepa, sobbing while holding Dolores: FÉLIX, I LOVE HER SO MUCH.
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violets-andhoney · 2 months ago
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it’s 1am so it’s not technically my birthday anymore but.. here’s a lingerie pic to celebrate 😘💗
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robbielatour · 8 months ago
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I want to play 😋💋
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americachavez · 8 months ago
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mark of cain arc fun and sexy because they actually had to put effort into making their fight scenes good rather than having everyone sort of flail their arms around until someone gets knocked unconscious or stabbed with ruby’s knife
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keizos · 2 months ago
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imuashi’s a shameless whore ,,, enjoys getting into threesomes with couples (preferably older more mature ones, make them rich and powerful too) fuckimg into one of em while he gets his ass filled by the other… he seems like a masochist too, loving the feeling of his hair being pulled and his nipples clamped.. oh and make sure to slap his sensitive cock… HARD ,, it has him cumming instantly. he doesn’t need to know names, nor does he reveal his own but he doesn’t hesitate to make his way back to those expensive suites, like the lil fuck toy he is
ykw imma say it wakasa out sluts ran, rindou, hanma, shion and nahoya combined.
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oh-katsuki · 2 months ago
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AYO! u guys remember when bakugou and deku fought? yeah that shit was... yeah <3 
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firstprince · 9 months ago
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the darkling isn’t even a scary name....like at all
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crazywolf828 · a month ago
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Controversial opinion. As a kid Caitlyn definitely had a crush on Jayce, they basically grew up together and she absolutely read really bad like pre-teen novels, and then one day she just sees a really pretty lady and has her Oh moment and becomes a raging homosexual.
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meljane7 · 8 months ago
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ok I finally finished my rewatch of legend of Korra and I know that show turned me gay because the whole last two episodes I was just looking at Korra like
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m4gp13 · 7 months ago
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I heard someone say Alabaster probably does a lot of drugs cos ya know magic boy and stuff while Ethan shakes his head from across the room but man. you got it all wrong. Al takes a whiff of incense and starts hacking up his lungs. Ethan has a very stressful position and needs to unwind sometimes and if that means Al walking into a party for some undercover ta stuff and finding Ethan already blasted sky high on the sofa then so be it.
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goldencorecrunches · 11 months ago
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*xiao xingchen voice* you don't have to worry about rules when you're vibing and keeping it tight
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truthbetoldtho · 2 months ago
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pathologising · 10 months ago
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all the rejection letters I've gotten have said shit like "altho ur qualified big sexy we cant admit every single qualified candidate" and then they hit u wit dat "but 😏 we want u so heres how to transfer in next year please contact us so we can work with u" you lost me girl you broke my heart and you want me to come CRAWLING BACK? don't speak to me...I have other beautiful women who accepted me into their fancy overpriced institutions...don't speak to me any longer....farewell WENCH
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mythiccheroacademia · a year ago
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nicki when she wrote barbie tingz
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frostbite-the-bat · 3 months ago
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here's your mention bestie <3
@anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose @anonygooose
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lewierre · 5 months ago
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andre and pascal still together <<<<<3333 pls get my mans his first win. he’ll stop committing crimes when he does i swear
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