#fight with the wall

[theo-notts-doll]

regulus is a short little man but when he and sirius both stop growing he is a singular inch taller than sirius and they'll fight about it for the rest of their lives that is my truth

#that's how it is #sorry guys #fight with the wall #i apologize #for the frankly appalling lack of grammar #harry potter #james x regulus #jegulus #marauders #marauders era #regulus arcturus black #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #james potter #black family #walburga's a+ parenting #that bitch #wolfstar #sirius and regulus #i dont make the rules

[ellianasdeadpointeshoes]

What about saying that you shouldn't hire travis wall because he's a groomer and hiring him gives him a platform to continue grooming is so fucking controversial!!!!!!!!!!

And to all the parents who are gonna send me anons, I understand you only care about climbing the ladder (winning titles) and not youre kids well being, but I do care.

If travis is the best the industry has the offer, then the industry is in the gutter. There are so many other choices the industry and the various institutions under it can choose. Simply choosing to ignore victims because it isn't in your best interest is very nasty and sick.

#fight with the wall #osus staff is wrong for hiring him #everyone who hires him is complicit in the abuse of children

[woundlingus]

They were going to let Gabriel shapeshift and take a feminine form at one point but he had so much skanky sex appeal in leopard print mini skirt and a fur coat that they decided the episode wouldn’t be allowed to air

#he’d dress like a cheap hooker #fight with the wall #spn #supernatural #gabriel spn #Gabriel supernatural

[allabtthetrio]

Something I don't understand is 18+ blogs that write about literal MINORS and say DNI if you’re a minor like sure I know people have boundaries but like....the minors you’re talking about are like 14-17 years old literal TEENS and you’re not talking about anything they don’t already know about. Don’t treat them like literal elementary schoolers just because they're underage. Tumblr doesn't even allow kids onto this platform😂 so the Minor DNI is invalid since everyone on here knows about sex and kinks and whatnot please get serious and be so fucking for real😒 ya’ll are like 20-39 with a job kids and HUSBAND maybe thirsting over literal TEENS let’s be serious aged up or not they're still underage and sex is a normal thing teens and adults do so why mustn't teens that are the characters age not read NSFW about said character??? And the interacting part like sure liking a post is interacting but also not really, since there is no save button maybe they wanna go back and reread the story, and if it bothers you so much to where you have to block said person to “save yourself” which also makes no sense then maybe you need to do something else because it shouldn't have you SEARCHING and LERKING on their page just for their ages. That’s weird. Please get a hobby other than imagining fucking a teenager while being a fucking ADULT

Edit Jul 23: what i mean by

“why mustn't teens that are the characters age not read NSFW about said character???” is if you are at your grown ass age writing sex scenes about underage kids the least you can do is just let the TEENAGERS who you ASSUME are too innocent for literal WORDS for whatever fucking reason read it cuz like i stated before, we all know how ts works what are you shielding them from? They’re fictional characters for fucks sake (if they aren’t....jail time for you babes im calling the COPS🤭) its not harming anyone that a minor read a smut story about another minor written by an ADULT WITH A FUCKIN MORTGAGE TO PAY AND KIDS TO BATHE okay thats all i wanted to add😭 see ya

#tmnt bayverse x reader #tmnt x reader #south park x reader #my hero academia x reader #haikyu x reader #get a grip #opinion #fight with the wall #ill die on this hill #fuck yall #weird ass people

[ratboycrutchie]

Elmer: you gotta have confidence in yourself. You have to believe in yourself.

Finch: who are you talking to?

Elmer: myself

Finch: is he listening?

Elmer: no

#finch newsies #elmer newsies #newsies #newsies incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #finch and elmer are besties #fight with the wall #elmer and finch are platonic soulmates

[c-h-e-r-r-i-e-s]

Okay hear me out

This is Hua Chengs song guys

You took my sadness out of context

At the Mariners Apartment Complex

I ain't no candle in the wind

{he’s not here to play or for a short time and Xie Lian is always misunderstanding his sadness}

I'm the board, the lightning, the thunder

Kind of girl who's gonna make you wonder

Who you are and who you've been

And who I've been is with you on these beaches

Your Venice bitch, your die-hard, your weakness

Maybe I could save you from your sins

{literally makes Xie Lian question his whole cultivation path, then casually follows him into black waters territory, and they make out all night in that order}

So, kiss the sky and whisper to Jesus

My, my, my, you found this, you need this

Take a deep breath, baby, let me in

{Makes Xie Lian recite his daoist prayers but still wiggles his way into his life}

You lose your way, just take my hand

You're lost at sea, then I'll command your boat to me again

Don't look too far, right where you are, that's where I am

I'm your man

I'm your man

{do I need to explain? He’s lingering for his beloved for 8 centuries}

They mistook my kindness for weakness

I fucked up, I know that, but Jesus

Can't a girl just do the best she can?

{Hua Cheng is quick to admit his faults as a ghost because everyone underestimated him in his life}

Catch a wave and take in the sweetness

Think about it, the darkness, the deepness

All the things that make me who I am

And who I am is a big-time believer

That people can change, but you don't have to leave her

{His emotions and devotion knows no ends, and his belief in Xie Lian is questioned over and over}

When everyone's talking, you can make a stand

'Cause even in the dark I feel your resistance

You can see my heart burning in the distance

Baby, baby, baby, I'm your man, yeah

{so many times our man guys get stuck in a cave together but the real pinnacle is in the cave of 10,000 gods where Hua Cheng feels the hesitation of Xie Lian. But it’s literally the burning passions of his heart manifested in physical form as statues}

These men plague my every waking thought

#Spotify #tgcf #mxtx tgcf #mxtx #hua cheng #hualian #hua Cheng is So Lana coded #fight with the wall #heaven official's blessing #danmei

[allo-frouto]

My cum dripping out of your mouth would be a beautiful sight

Cum makes everything prettier.

#<3 #fight with the wall #if you disagree #hihihi

[magical-jazzical]

Im choosing to ignore this

#all for the game #neil josten #nora sakavic #aftg #fight with the wall #the foxhole court #tkm #trk #Fanon > canon #His hair will always be red to me #Like a fox

[yourmumsc0ck]

the official JackieShauna song 🥰🥰

#forget all this Olivia Rodrigo Lacy stuff why are we ignoring the reality here #snackie jackie gaylor #fight with the wall #yellow jackets #jackieshauna #jackie taylor #shauna shipman #shauna sadecki #yellowjackets

[nabibabii]

favourite things — matsukawa issei

matsukawa issei x fem!reader | smut; fluff; MDNI

SUMMARY: your thighs are matsukawa’s favourite thing. he loves to squish them, jiggle them, rest his hand on them—but nothing makes him happier than when his head is being crushed between them as you scream his name in pure ecstasy.

NOTE: matsukawa is eating away at my brain atm and i’m okay with that. also, this is something i just thought of and idc what you say, mattsun has a thing for thighs. i don’t make the rules, i’m just telling the story.

WARNINGS: smut; fingering; oral sex—fem receiving; reader is afab; pet names—reader gets called baby, pretty lady; mattsun is very obsessed and very protective over reader’s thighs; reader is insecure about thighs—calls them fat and ugly; that should be all but if i missed something, let me know!!

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he was obsessed with your thighs. it didn’t matter what you were doing—walking, running, dancing, sitting, standing, laying, jumping—he loved them. he would practically drool over them any time he saw them. you had to be careful when choosing your outfits because, if your shorts were just a little too short or a millimetre too small and they squeezed your thighs just right, he wouldn’t be able to keep his hands off of you.

you’d first noticed around three months in to your relationship. you were sat on the lounge, watching some random movie and he’d just gotten home from work.

“your thighs are so pretty, baby.” he’d mumbled as he lay his head in your lap, fingers tracing small shapes across the fatty skin.

you cringed in response, flicking his hand away, “ew! they’re fat and they’re ugly, mattsun. but i’m trying to lose them, they’ll be gone soon.”

you could picture the offended look on his face clear as day as he stared up at you, hurt flashing through his eyes, “fuck you!” he snapped and you jumped back slightly, “why would you take them away from me? i love your thighs, don’t get rid of them! i can’t live without them!”

you blushed profusely as he littered soft kisses all over the skin you’d always been so insecure about, washing away your hatred for them with each compliment he pressed against them.

even just sitting around, his hand would be on your thigh, squeezing and pinching the soft flesh absentmindedly. he didn’t always touch them with the intention of turning you on, more often than not it was just habitually running his slender fingers over the cushiony tops, tapping and drawing little shapes. at first you though it was a comfort thing but you soon found out he was just so in love with them that he always found his hands being drawn to them.

he loved them so much, particularly when things got heated in the bedroom. he’d always move from kissing you feverishly to trailing his lips down the valley of your chest, down your stomach and to your core. he’d stay there for a while, kissing your thighs teasingly before his lips were on your clit, fingers curling deliciously inside you. the first few times, you’d expected him to use one hand to hold your legs open so that he could have complete control over you but you soon found that the reason he loved to eat you out so much was, not only because of your delectable taste, but because he loved the way your legs would clamp together, his head stuck between them.

it made him feel light-headed and the feeling of your thick legs crushing his head was often enough to have him cumming untouched. it confused you at first and gave you a weird, almost creeped-out feeling but after realising just how much he actually loved your legs, you couldn’t help but start to appreciate his unhealthy obsession.

you quickly began to await the quiet, “fuck me,” that would slip past his lips when you walked by him, thighs wobbling as you went. you began to hope that he would notice the way you’d start to clap them together as you laid with your back against his side, biting your nail as his hand slipped onto your inner thigh and a small smile graced his lips when the other smacked against him. you began to love the way he’d jiggle them together, a satisfied grin spreading across his lips as quiet claps resound throughout the room.

it was no different all these months later as you lay back on his bed, your back arched in pure bliss as his tongue works your heat, your thighs clenched around his head. he hums contentedly into you and you gasp, a choked moan escaping your throat.

“sound so pretty, baby,” he mumbles and the vibrations have you curling in on yourself as you grab his head, pressing it back against your heat.

he pulls back with a grin and you whine as he licks his lips and sucks on his fingers, all while staring at you with a hungry gaze. “and these,” he practically moans as he presses his cheek against your thigh, his hands gently caressing them as he kisses the skin softly, “so fucking sexy.”

you cover the blush on your face with your hand and he tuts, gently grabbing your wrist to uncover your face. “don’t hide, baby. you’re so precious, please don’t be embarrassed of yourself.” he kisses your knee gently and you almost feel tears pricking your eyes before he’s leaning over to press a loving kiss to your lips.

after only a few months of being with matsukawa, you’d learned to love the things that you once hated about yourself and you probably could have never appreciated your chunkier legs without him by your side. he never failed to remind you of how gorgeous you were, whether it be by showering you in kisses and compliments or by desperately devouring your pussy.

to him, you are perfection and he makes sure to remind you of that every single day. it makes him happy to know that you’re learning to love yourself—and that you won’t be trying to get rid of those gorgeously chubby thighs of yours any time soon.

#matsukawa x reader #matsukawa fluff #haikyuu #matsukawa issei #matsukawa imagines #hq matsukawa #seijoh #anime #matsukawa smut #hes literally so hot omg #matsukawa is actually the hottest haikyuu character #fight with the wall #i want him to slap me silly #haikyuu scenarios #haikyuu smut #haikyuu fic #haikyuu seijoh

[dirtytransmasc]

listen listen listen, MJ supports her husband having a workplace boyfriend, because said workplace boyfriend comes home, tells her to put her feet up, hands her a glass of wine, watches her kid and her idiot, and makes dinner. he also just looks like that.

she can't complain, of course she's supportive, who wouldn't be?

#pbm&m #peter b parker #migeul o'hara #mj watson #atsv #spider man: across the spider verse #across the spiderverse #this is my agenda #fight with the wall

[heartandflowerball]

Warren Rojas is bi. Fight with the wall if you disagree.

#fight with the wall #if you disagree you’re wrong #warren rojas #daisy jones book #daisy jones show #daisy jones and the six #djats #djats series #djats tv #djats warren #The six #the dunne brothers

[violetmuses]

Hot Take: Through another timeline, MCU Zemo falls in love with a Black Woman. 🔥

#i said what i said #i said wtf i said #black women #zemo #baron zemo #daniel bruhl #daniel brühl #mcu #marvel #hot takes #interracial relationships #fight with the wall

[ryansreign]

I've seen so much hate specifically on Tumblr for Loreen winning and this petty "she already had her moment" is NOT it. I've had the absolute pleasure to see her perform and meet her and no one deserves the records she has just set more than her. A professional. An incredible person. And an even more incredible performer and talent.

#loreen #sweden #eurovision #fight with the wall

[bigassbowlingballhead]

Kimberly Finkle and Jacob Hill are the same character in different fonts.

#the sex lives of college girls #tslocg #abbott elementary #fight with the wall #this is just facts

[allo-frouto]

your clit is begging my dick to slap it a few times 😳

Clit slaps are everything.

#<3 #I don't care #what you all say #fight with the wall #hihihi