#fili’s butt

[finnofamerica]

Predator - Fili X Reader || Fluff / Smut

Summary: You and Fili go "hunting."

Word Count: 1,189

Date Posted: 07.28.23

TW: AFAB language used, Primal / Prey interaction, butt plug, double penetration (plug), breeding, injury.

Note: All actions in this fic are consensual. There was no prompt from Anon for this fic, so I hope this is somewhat what you were imagining.

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You crouched low to the ground, quiet, panting breaths ghosting through your lips, scanning the terrain through the bushes you were using for cover. Listening for every snap of a twig, crunch of leaves, any evidence of the predator hunting you. Legs tucked underneath you, ready to bolt at any moment.

The ground crunched under a dwarven boot almost imperceptibly, and you bolted from your hiding spot. The predator's footfalls follow close behind you as your lungs and chest begin to burn. You knew without a doubt that if you didn’t lose him soon, you would be caught and completely at his mercy.

You darted around the corner, zig-zagging through the trees, hoping that he wouldn’t be able to change directions as fast as you. But the burn in your thighs was starting to catch up with you, slowing your pace ever so slightly as your legs slowly began to turn to jello. Distracted by the pain in your legs, you missed the root peaking out of the ground, tripping you by sheer bad luck.

You cursed under your breath, scrambling to your feet as best you could, but it was too late. He’d caught you.

“Where were you going, darling?” Your husband breathed in your ear as he lifted you to your knees, pulling your wrists behind your back. The sound of his voice alone sent arousal through you; mixed with the dopamine from your run, it became intoxicating. “We both know you can’t outrun me. I’m the best hunter of the Durin clan.”

“And I’m the fastest thief under the mountain. What’s your point?” you huffed, tugging against his grip. “You never would have caught me if I hadn’t tripped.”

Fili gripped your wrists tighter behind your back, growling, “But you did, Sweetheart. Now I get to take my reward.”

He had you bent over, pulling your furred skirt up over the thin leggings you had on underneath. His free hand caressed your ass, thumb brushing your clothed pussy. You were already soaking through the cloth.

“You’re lucky I came prepared,” he cooed as he pulled down your leggings, exposing your pussy to the chilly autumnal air. Fili squeezed a liquid onto your ass, using his fingers to ease the lube into your asshole.

You let out a light gasp at the intrusion, not used to the feeling. You could hear him rummaging through his bag, and suddenly you felt cold, smooth metal press against your hole. He eased it in, taking his time to allow you to adjust. You let out panted gasps until the wide flat base sat firmly between your ass cheeks, not allowing the device to travel further.

“What is it?” You breathed, still in character for your play date.

“Just a little something that marks you as my prey. But it’s not the only way I will mark you, little bunny.”

Fili dropped his pants behind you, pushing your face and chest into the dirt as he mounted you from behind, burying his cock in your slick, wet cunt. You let out a guttural whine as he stretched you, not waiting for you to adjust to his girth. His calloused hands gripped your soft hips, using them as leverage as he slammed his cock into your depths, making you whine and pant underneath his relentless pace.

“Fuck,” Fili hissed as a hand moved to grip your hair, yanking your head toward him, arching your back at an angle that intensified every delicious thrust. You could feel each stroke against the bulbous object filling your ass, making you feel pleasure you’d never experienced. With his other hand, Fili pressed his thumb against the base of the object, making you let out a desperate whine as it pushed against the bounds of your anal cavity. Your pussy quivered around him as he sent waves of pleasure through you, tightening into a warm coil in your core.

“Are you ready for my seed, little bunny?” He growled in your ear, slowing his pace, but fucking you deeper with each thrust. “For me to mark you as mine, and breed that tight cunt of yours?”

“Yes, Fili,” You whined, the wind being knocked out of you with his stroke. His grip tightened on your hair, fucking you slow and deep as he filled you, your name rolling off his lips with a guttural moan. His hips stuttered as he disengaged, removing the bulbous object from your ass and pulling your leggings back up over your soaking pussy.

Fili held you tightly as he helped you up off the cold forest floor. You winced as you put weight on the ankle that you had tripped over.

“I think it’s twisted, Fi.” You gripped his shoulder as support. The cold hunting gaze was gone from his face, only warmth and concern behind his eyes.

“We’ll get you taken care of, Bunny,” He picked you up in his arms, carrying you back through the woods to where his pony was waiting. Fili set you gently on the horse before climbing on himself, making your way back to the kingdom under the mountain

“Well, now, how did this happen?” Balin asked, inspecting your twisted ankle.

“We were out hunting,” Fili bent the truth, “She tripped over an exposed root.”

“Not to worry, keep it elevated.” Balin patted your shin, “I’ll send Dori up with some tea that should help with the pain and swelling. Take it easy for the first two days, then you’ll need to get back on your feet so you don’t baby it too much.”

“Thank you, Balin,” Fili graciously offered him some of the rolls you baked that morning before your excursion. Once Balin was gone, he climbed back in the bed with you, tucking himself against your side, holding your head to his chest.

“I’m sorry, Amralimé.” He petted your head. “I didn’t mean for you to get hurt.”

“I know,” You assured him, “I know the risks of your hunt. I’ll be okay.”

“Will you let me make it up to you, Little Bunny,” he kissed your head, getting up to boil water for a bath. Once it was ready, he gently carried you to the tub, stripping you of your clothes from the hunt and setting you in the water just as there was a knock on the door to your living quarters.

“I’ll get your tea,” He peppered you with another kiss, greeting Dori in the other room.

With fresh herbal tea to sip on, you relaxed as Fili washed your skin and hair, lathering you with suds and then rinsing them all away. He took his time, massaging your muscles and scalp until the water had run cold and your tea kettle was long empty.

“Are you ready to get out?” He asked softly as you stretched, not wanting to interrupt your relaxed state. You nodded, allowing him to assist you back into the bed, dressing you in nothing but a thin slip dress.

He tucked the covers tightly around you, kissing your forehead sweetly. “I’m going to get us some dinner from the kitchens. Rest well until I get back.”

#fili x reader #fili durin x reader #fili the hobbit x reader #the hobbit x reader #fili #fili durin #the hobbit #lotr/the hobbit #finn writes #ask finn #requests open #requested by anon #07.28.23

[starsspeaker]

Animal Twilight Pt 1

The Fili Pfeper Boys!

Sheepturus and Deerca at your service,,

Based Arcky off a Soay Sheep cause there are really only so many shepherd animals that look orange tinted. And also bc the power of fluffy boys shines through him.

Meanwhile we have Spica as a Greater Kudu. His horns are full of knowledge and magic.

Although rarely, the sorcerors sometimes butt heads over small matters, but that leaves their situation far more tangled than before-

#arcana twilight #arcana twilight arcturus #arcana twilight spica #arcana twilight fanart #furry art #ArTw #overcame artblock #and the answer was furry art #ngl i kinda cooked with the doodle page #pollux and sirius up next #our handsome queen tets

[readyplayerziggy]

The mighty need for shortSTACKS is on the rise

Her sister's may have gotten their mother's height, but she got eeeeverything else~

Those two looked damn flat compared to Filis. Hips that could hold a platter, a butt that shook so much it made jelly look immobile, and boobs so huge she has her own stand for them at work.

She's got the STACKED part down pat.

#corpulentcarbs #oc: filis

[i-am-still-bb]

#3

“Like crying out in empty rooms; with no-one there except the moon.” | Journal | Solitary Confinement | “Make it stop.”

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Fili, T The Greenwood AU (Tumblr / Ao3) 277 words

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Fili really does not remember the last time someone invited him to anything. He cannot remember the last time he stood in a crowded room, a bustling street, the last time he heard laughter other than his own, the last time he shared someone’s bed wrapped up in warmth, shared secrets, and tenderness.

All he knows is this forest. 

And it feels like he has been here forever. 

It is just him and the passing of the seasons. Each day is slower than the last. But each day is more full of tasks that need completing. As the towns near the forest expand the more work Fili has to do to care for the forest, to care for the nymphs, the dryads, and the elves that hid their bowers among the boughs of strong trees. Each year the forest shrinks and his heart breaks with each loss.

He cannot even remember when Freja joined him. She was not there and then she was, warm fur beneath his fingers, head butts, and a purring warmth by his feet or near his chest while he slept under rough blankets. He had not admitted to himself that it was nice coming home to something that is alive in an energetic way than the oak tree that protects his home that is nestled into its large and ancient roots.

He has watched the moon shrink and grow for what feels like millenia. A millennia of silence. A millenia consisting of just himself and these trees.

And he was okay with that silence.

But now he cannot sleep because he is focused on the third set of lungs breathing in his home.

Tag List: @silvermoon-scrolls

#whumptober2023 #no. 3 #lyrics #solitary confinement #the hobbit #fic #angst #light angst #bb writes #fili/kili #fiki #the greenwood au

[queeniesrose]

This is inspired by a post that was done a few years ago on a friends blog where they did for the Pokémon universe where the SWSH leaders were reacting to thirsty tweets. Some of the terms I am using maybe new to some of you. I will not be explaining what they mean. This post will read like it is for a youtube video. The host of the video will be the reader. The responses here will be somewhat shorter than for the Pokemon post.

Master Post | AU Information

Warning: This is NSFW so if you’re under the legal age or uncomfortable with content like this, please skip over this one!

NSFW Thirsty Tweets: Middle Earth

As soon as the video starts playing, the viewer can see the host on screen. It wasn’t long before you said in the video, “On today's episode of Celebrity Thirsty Tweets, we have fashion royalty, the men of Durín’s Folk, and more! Sit back, relax and enjoy the video!” The screen fades to black with a rendition of ABC by Jackson 5 playing. Soon the first person and their corresponding tweet is on screen.

I want @Thrandaddy to simba me. No, I will NOT explain to those who don't understand.

Thranduil lets out a hearty laugh, "It has been some time since I last been asked to Simba someone. Both in a safe for work and a not safe for work context." He shakes his head as he pushes the naughty thoughts away for a moment. "But that is something that would be doable.... With someone special" He gives the camera a knowing look.

@DurinsFolkDwalin can angry moose me whenever he so pleases.

Dwalin shifts back into his chair, stroking his beard. In a low, gravely voice, he says, "Well, someone is a kinky little thang. Maybe you'll get lucky one of these days..." His voice trails off as he sinks a bit lower into the chair. "Or maybe not. The world may never know."

I need him soooo bad. I woke up thinkin about him dicking me down. @DurinsFolkThorin

Thorin scoffs a little bit, "You need me? You need me to 'dick you down'." He says putting air quotes around the last part of the sentence. A smile slowly creeps onto his face, "You certainly are a bold one to say that on the internet. Unfortunately, the only person who would get 'dicked down' by me, as you so eloquently put it, would be my significant other." He lets out a low chuckle.

I would hold his ass as if they were shiny jewels. Mans has a nice phat dumpy. @L.Greenleaf

Legolas immediately gets a mischievous look on his face. "Phat dumpy? What phat dumpy?" He asks as he stands up, turning around far enough to where his ass would be in frame and lifting up his shirt and jacket. Effectively showing off his ass. "Do you mean this phat dumpy? This is you wanted to see, right! It best be Greenwood's ass!" He burst out laughing after that.

Can I bite his butt? @DurinsFolkFili

Yes, you can. Don't forget to do a drive by ass slapping for @DurinsFolkKili. Just wind up your hand and then smack that ass so hard it makes a crack sound. Then BOLT.

It took Fili and Kili several minutes to get through reading their respective tweets. And even longer for them to calm down from laughing. Kili smacks Fili in the stomach a few times lightly, motioning him to speak first. "Oooooooooh boy! This is simultaneously the funniest and kinkiest thing that has been said to us as a pair. If you truly do want to know if you can drive by slap Kili's ass." He pauses for a moment, "Yes. Yes,you can. Don't let him know it's happening. Keep him on his toes."

Kili's eyes widen at that, before exclaiming, "Hey! Hey! No you can't! Not without doing the same thing to him, that is." He bursts out laughing again at his thoughts. "If you manage to bit his ass too...."

I just want @RangerStrider to hate fuck me so I can growl at him and never to him again. I hate him so bad.

But soft Aragorn? OH NO MY MUSCLES INVOLUNTARILY FLEX!

Aragorn lets out a low growl, before smiling. "I'm flattered, but I don't think I'd ever hate fuck someone." He gets closer to the mic, softening he voice, "Soft, you want to see soft me, huh? Be good for me and maybe you all will be able to see a soft Aragorn."

Horny on main again for @K9DadHaldir.

Haldir looks into the camera with a slight confused look. "On main? What does that mean? Some of these young people slang confuse me." He says, scratching the back of his neck. "Is it like, the same thing as, or similar to being feral? If it is, thanks. I guess? I sure hope that's a good thing."

The camera fades to black, before you appear back on screen. "And that's all for today folks! This has been today's episode of Celebrity Thirsty Tweets! See you next time!" You say before your video outro plays.

#The Hobbit #Lord of the Rings #LOTR #Middle Earth #Middle Earth x Reader #Tolkien Universe #Reader #Reader Insert #X Reader #Spicy Queenie

[gatheringfiki]

The following ficlet was written by @i-am-still-bb based on this photoset.

FiKi, Teen.

You might also be able to read this story on AO3.

If you’ve enjoyed this story, please leave a comment either in replies or on AO3. :)

Durin Security Services (DSS)

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Kili paced the worn gray and blue striped carpet of the small hotel room. Back and forth. A glance out the window to the harbor with its boats ranging from skiffs to tugboats and ferries. 

To the door. Then back to the window. 

He looked at the street below the hotel looking for the nondescript car that he expected Fili to be driving. But that was the car’s whole purpose, to escape notice. It was grey, the most common car color. It was a sedan, the most popular car style. It was 7-14 years old, old enough to not be flashy, but new enough not to stand out. There was some rust on the bumper and along the doors. There was a dent on the back quarter panel. It was from one of the most popular car manufacturers. It was reliable, but entirely unnoticeable. 

Kili’s phone screen was still dark where it sat on the desk. 

Back and forth. And again.

And again.

The sky was growing darker. The harbor turned from a silver bluish gray to a dull dark gray.

Kili kept pacing. He winced in pain only to notice that he had been biting his nails and had hit the quick. He had run out of cigarettes hours before. The butts sat stinking dully in a glass on the desk.

His phone still sat dark.

Snow started to fall, flecks of white rushing across the darkening sky.

Then the door handle turned. The door slammed into the door guard.

“Kili, it’s me.” Fili’s voice was weary.

Kili jerked the door open and pulled Fili inside. “What took so long?”

“Everything went to shit, Kee,” Fili sighed, dropping into the worn brown desk chair. His boots were muddy, dirt smeared the knees of his pants, and there were blood flecks on his shirt. A bruise smeared across his cheekbone to his forehead. His skin was split open, scraped, and bleeding. 

Kili just stared. “What do you mean everything went to shit? What happened?”

“I don’t want to talk about it right now.” 

Kili scowled, but grit his teeth. “I’ll get the kit.” He rummaged out in a duffle bag until he found the bright yellow bag that was filled with first aid supplies. He dumped them on the desk where they joined Kili’s dark phone and Fili’s gun. Kili pushed the Sig aside and ripped open an alcohol wipe. He grabbed Fili’s chin to hold his head still while Kili wiped the cuts with the wipe. In spite of his rough movements and frown his hands were gentle as he cleaned the cuts. 

Fili winced and pulled away when Kili dabbed at the split skin in his right eyebrow. 

“Hold. Still.” Kili’s grip tightened. “I have to put the butterflies on this. It’s those or stitches,” he said, cutting off any protest that Fili might have had. 

“You should have let me come,” Kili said as he inspected one of the cuts.

“It was too dangerous. I knew going in and I didn’t want—”

“Maybe if I had been there things wouldn’t have gotten all fucked,” Kili snapped. 

“But the contract—”

“Fuck the contract.” Kili tilted Fili’s face up to meet his eyes. His voice softened, “I should have been there.”

Fili pulled his chin from Kili’s hand. “Kee, I—”

“Don’t. We both know that I should have been there. Azog has always had a large security team,” Kili spoke while peeling the backs off of two butterfly bandages, “Two pairs of eyes would have been better.” 

Fili winced, his face scrunching as Kili pushed the edges of the split skin together before applying the bandaid. This close up there was a fine misting of blood on Fili’s skin and hair, it was only clear where Kili had cleaned the skin around the wounds.

Once the bandaids were in place Kili to clean up the trash, but Fili caught Kili by the hem of his shirt and pulled him close. He pressed his battered face to Kili’s stomach. Slipping one hand beneath Kili’s shirt to touch his lower back they stayed like that. 

Kili rested the hand not full of medical trash on the back of Fili’s head. He ducked his own, curling around Fili.

“You’re right,” Fili murmured, his voice muffled by Kili’s soft flannel shirt. “It should have been both of us.”

“And next time it will be.”

#Gathering 12 Days 2022 #FiKi #Fili/Kili #Durincest #The Hobbit

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

Guys, I can not stress this enough...I’VE BEEN WANTING TO UNVEIL THIS SEGMENT FOR SO LOOOOOOONG!! Life just kicks my butt sometimes, I swear...

Okay, so here’s what Friday Features are about! I love seeing fic recs on here, but like 9/10 times...it’s really old fics. NOT KNOCKING, THERE ARE SOME REAL GEMS OUT THERE!! But I feel like it’s discouraging for our creators that are out here right now to not be on a rec list. So here’s the “rules” to this rec list:

I will only rec fics no older than 2020. 

I will provide 3-5 fics per “tag”.  

Length, completion status does not matter.

Suggestions are more than welcome!! I love reading fics. 😁 And if there’s a specific tag that you want me to give recs for, please hit me up with an ask or dm!

Without further ado, our first tag is...

SOULMATES/ONES- BAGGINSHIELD

Love Letters by BadgertheGnome- This is such an adorable story told alternating between letters and Bilbo’s POV as our favorite two idiots realize that the other is actually in love with them and where to go from there as Bilbo has returned to the Shire. I think the transitions through time are flawless, and while it was not quite the soulmate hit I was looking for, I was definitely pleased with this little slice of life story. 

Rating: T

Warnings: implied sexual context (but nothing graphic)

Words: 10K+

Status: Completed

Be My One by selfproclaimedmoron- Set between AUJ and DOS, this was the perfect little interlude! Thorin is an idiot (but what else is new), but not to fear! Bilbo sets him right eventually. Some very sweet moments spaced between the misunderstandings, and fun use of soulmate links. 

Rating: G

Warnings: N/A

Words: 3K+

Status: Completed

Markings of the One by Beautiful_Baloney- THIS FIC! I will never get over the Goblin King scene with Thorin just softly pleading for Bilbo’s life as long as I live…sorry spoilers. Okay, actually review. I LOVE painter Bilbo in this, and it made such a fun reveal considering soulmates in this share the drawings on skin with their other half. Twenty-eight chapters, and we’re still skating around the issue even knowing they are soulmates, but I’m loving the slow burn. Fun retelling of the quest with Soulmate AU, well worth the read!

Rating: NR

Warnings: Creator Chose Not to Use

Words: 79K+

Status: In progress 28/?

King Again by LittleYellowBean- PAINNNN! This one starts off very angsty, but there is a glimmer of hope on the horizon. I love the Bilbo and Dis friendship here, and Fili and Kili grow up so much! (Especially by chapter 3). Super excited to see where this one is headed.

Rating: M

Warnings: Graphic Description of Violence (although that hasn’t happened yet)

Words: 7K+

Status: In progress 3/?

#sunny recs it #the hobbit #bagginshield #soulmates/ones

[robertdowneyhiddlesbatch]

8. Situation

They passed one trouble, only to run into a bigger one yet. The company was being tracked by a pack of orcs, but luckily another wizard had come to their aid. Radagast the brown drew the orcs away, while Gandalf lead the dwarves another. To their unfortunate luck, one stray orc had discovered their hiding spot, but Kili shot it down. Unfortunately, the murder was quite loud, drawing the attention of the pack. Gandalf lead them down a hovel, and Thorin and Kili slid in just as a stampede went by.

There sounded war horns and clashing swords, then a shot Orc rolled into their hiding cave. Thorin pulled out to the arrow in its chest, and growled at its origins.

"Elves," he grumbled to Gandalf.

Dwalin found a trail which the company was eager to follow, but much less eager to cross. It was a narrow and tight path in itself, their discomfort rising when the Durin boys quarreled.

"You hand's touching my butt!" One whined, whacking the other's hands away.

"Well, your weapons are in my face!" The other one whined back, pushing his brother hard.

"Boys!" Aria scolded. "We're all cramped! You're not making it easier."

They continued to walk on, until Kili shoved Fili again.

"So help me Mahal, I will cut you both in half!" Thorin yelled this time. "Shut up and behave! We're almost there!"

They came out on top of a hill, a waterfall trickling beside them. In front of them was a hidden valley, with plenty more waterfalls that lead into the river below.

"The valley of Imladris," Gandalf announced as everyone else was lost in its majesty. "In the common tongue, it is known by another name."

"Rivendell."

As the rest of the company went on closer, Thorin went back to Gandalf, Aria following.

"This was your plan all along. To seek refuge with our enemy!"

"You have no enemies here, Thorin Oakenshield. The only ill will to be found in this valley is that which you bring yourself."

"You think the elves will give our quest their blessing?" Aria asked.

"They will try to stop us!" Thorin grumbled.

"Of course they will. But we have questions that need to be answered. If we are to be successful, this will need to be handled with tact, respect, and no small degree of charm."

Aria looked between Thorin and Gandalf, and smiled.

"Which is why you will leave the talking, to me."

Gandalf lead them to the courtyard, where they were corralled in by war horses, lead by their host.

"Gandalf!" 

"Lord Elrond." Gandalf acknowledged his friend.

"Strange for Orcs to come so close to our borders. Something or someone," he eyed the dwarves, "has drawn them near."

"That may have been us." Thorin walked up to them.

"Welcome, Thorin, son of Thrain." 

"I do not believe we have met." Thorin coldly answered the elf's greeting.

"You have your grandfather's bearing. I knew Thror when he ruled Under the Mountain."

"Indeed? He made no mention of you."

Aria pulled on Thorin's shoulder and drew him back, while Elrond simply smiled and turned to Gandalf, speaking in his native tongue.

"What is he saying?" Dwalin asked.

"Does he offer us insult?" Gloin struggled to the front.

"No, Master Gloin, he's offering you food."  "Well, in that case, lead on."

They had dinner with the elves, annoyed by elvish music and disappointed at the lack of meat on the table. Still, they enjoyed each other's company, laughing at another's expense. Thorin and Gandalf sat aside with Lord Elrond as he introduced to them the elvish swords they had picked up from the troll horde. Soon Gandalf became too chatty, and Elrond too inquisitive, and the dwarf king excused himself from the table. 

Aria meanwhile, had welcomed the elven hospitality, enchanted by the legend of Imladris. Lord Elrond had graciously welcomed them into his home, allowing them to rest and bath before dinner. There were quarters offered to them; some had to share, the king got his own, and Aria, being the only lady, was given her own room as well. 

She changed into the clothes her hosts provided her with, and enjoyed a snack of fruits by herself in her room. When she left to join the company, Aria found them merrily singing on the tables, making a mess out of Lord Elrond's dining room. She found Thorin missing from the gathering, and instead decided to seek him out.  

Aria instead snuck around the halls of Rivendell, exploring Imladris until she came across the room Thorin was in. The doors alone were beautiful, but the room took her breath away. Fit for a king indeed. There was a giant four poster bed at one side of the room and windows leading to a terrace on the other. But straight ahead of her was a light curtain, that wasn't doing much to hide what lay past. 

Without making a noise, Aria crept up and pulled the curtain aside to take a peak: there was a bathing pool in the middle of the place, made of salmon marble. In it, she spotted Thorin's hair spilling out over the edge as he sat in the water, probably asleep. Carefully and thoughtfully she picked up her skirt and worked on stepping around to the other side of the pool, but the cool and wet floor made her lose her footing. 

Her right food slid and she squealed before she could stop herself, and fell left side first into the pool. Aria wasn't under long before big, strong hands got her up right. She let out a loud gasp as Thorin pulled her out of the water, shock and water in her nose put her brain into life saving mode.

"You're alright, cough it up." Thorin coaxed gently as Aria roughly forced the water out of her breathing tubes.

"Aria?" Thorin's confused voice asked as he peeled off the hair sticking on her face. Since the past minute, this was the first time he'd got to see who had fallen in.

Aria flipped her hair back and grabbed Thorin's shoulders as the water bobbed her up and down. Finding her eyesight, she blushed and let out a nervous laugh.

"Well, then! I assume that has got to be the least attractive attempt someone's made towards you."

Thorin smirked a laugh. "Not the most attractive perhaps, but the most amusing." He laughed at her childishness and grabbed her waist, attempting to take her out. "Let's get you out of here before you catch a cold." 

He'd already turned to the ledge before Aria grabbed his shoulder and forced him back. He let out an unconscious growl, meaning to be threatening, but it only made butterflies in her stomach.

"What are you doing, Aria?" His hand fisted at the clothing on her waist, obviously knowing what she was doing.

"Taking advantage of you." Aria replied suggestively as she pushed herself closer to Thorin, the water rippling around them.

"Taking advantage of your... situation."

ch7 ch9

#tiliy #rdhb #thorin x oc #thorin oakenshield #the hobbit

[glapplebloom]

Trimming down the group.

With Mina taking care of the Fictional Celestia, the rest of the group kept moving forward. That’s when they were stopped. In front of them were the Power Ponies, the characters brought to life from the comic pages. “We must stop these nerdowells from causing trouble!” shouted the Masked Matter-horn. Radiance looked at the group and looked disgusted. “I can understand a fake Masked Matter-horn, but a fake Hum Drum? Over me?!?” “Shut it” the Masked Matter-horn said. This is something the Little Spike noticed.

While Spike wasn’t a fan when he started reading the Power Ponies comics, he grew to appreciate the sidekick. Especially after reading the issue where the villains have teamed up to defeat the Power Ponies. While he may not have powers, he was the one that kept them grounded. So seeing them act like this with no Hum Drum around, this gave Spike an idea. “You know Mistress Mare-velous, I always thought you should be the leader of the Power Ponies.” 

“Her?” Matter-horn said, “She likes to think she could lead but the best she does is get in the way of my plans!” “If I was in charge, I would have this team straighten up.” “Excuse me?” Radiance interrupted, “I already struggle to stand out among this group, and you want me to blend in more?” Now Zapp talks. “Thou got to be on the cover of magazines five times this much! Cease thy whining.” “I am not whining, I am complaining.” Radiance replied, “Do you want to see whining?”

Fili-Second is tapping her hooves. “Come on! We should have been done ages ago!” As the rest of the Power Ponies continue to argue, Saddle Rager is trying to keep herself calm. Usually by now they would have gone their separate ways or Hum Drum would have diffused the situation, but they’re on the job and it's just getting worse and worse. Hearing them argue like bickering foals is really frustrating her. And when she’s upset...

“ROAR” goes Saddle Rager who hulks up to her monstrous form. She begins to attack the source of her frustrations: the other Power Ponies. As the supposed heroes are being knocked away, the arguing still happens. “This is all your fault!” “My fault! This wouldn’t have happened if I was in charge!” “MY HAIR!!!” “Get your butt off my face!” “None of you saw that coming?” As they argue while fighting off Saddle Ranger, the group walks around them.

Smolder was the first to ask “what just happened there?” Little Spike responded, “Well, the Power Ponies are a great team. But they do tend to do a lot of in-fighting. And without Hum Drum to help them...” “You used the trope of bickering teams against them!” Juliet interrupted, “Now that’s the kind of thinking that can help us win the day!” As they reach the door, they are interrupted once more by Celestia. And Mina was with her.

“Is... Everything okay?” Little Spike asked worried about what happened. Mina smiled. “We just worked out our differences. Amazing what a little sisterly conversation can do for a relationship.” “And even though my life may be forfeit by defeating this foe, the knowledge of the real me reuniting with her sister will give me the strength to see this through.” “That’s amazing!” Ocellus spoke up. The group was now outside and ready to confront the person behind this situation: Shadow Lock.

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Man, I really should make sprites of the legit Power Ponies outside of Hum Drum. Maybe when I’m done with the Them’s Fightin’ Herds crew.

#green lantern apple bloom #story #Un-Convention-Al

[disdaidal]

something you're excited about AND top 5 characters currently ❤️

Oh heya! 👋💖 I already answered here what I'm most excited about, so. :3

My top 5 characters?

Cahir (The Witcher). He's my newest conquer so duh. This knight bitch already (kind of) caught my interest on the last previous seasons of TW because I mean - a cunty, ambitious, antagonistic guy on a holy mission, any means necessary? Yeah. But I was still like, hmm, he's kinda, you know, but I don't know. But s3, this season? He was just really kind of pathetic (like a sad, wet little kitten compared to the murderous little twink that he was in s1), but still cool and complex, and I decided that's it. I'm putting him in a box and taking him home with me. Like, villain/antagonistic dudes with potential redemption arcs? Sign me the fuck up.

Billy Hargrove (Stranger Things). I may not have been really active in this fandom lately because... well, you know. But he's still mine and you can pry this bitch from my cold, dead hands. I originally didn't care much for him in s2 (I didn't hate him by any means but I just couldn't take him and his macho-ism seriously lol), but then s3 came and his character arc just... fucked me up. Broke my heart. Like he had wronged and sinned, yes; he was a massive bitch and a bully, sure. But he was also never really given a chance to properly redeem himself, at any point in the show imo. And that fucked me up and broke my heart and so he's mine.

Ellen Ripley (Alien). My first (bi) awakening and also the first female protagonist that I felt like I could really look up to. She may not be big and muscular, or a man-hating girlboss who doesn't cry or show emotion when she feels bad, but she kicks ass. She kicks alien butt. She's a woman but she has big balls. She fucks. And she loves cats, too. And that I can appreciate. A lot.

Cara Mason (Legend of the Seeker). I feel like this is a recurring theme with me but a character who starts off as an antagonist/villain and then gets a redemption arc? Yeah. Like, she's also gone through so much shit in her life - she's been forced to go through hell and back and raised to believe emotions mean weakness - and then she allies with the protagonist and slowly finds home with him and his 'merry band', and starts to *feel* things and even show *emotion* and like. A simple girl like me, with simple tastes - how could I watch a character unfold like that and not feel *anything*? Anything at all? Impossible. Yeah, so she's also mine.

Fili (The Hobbit). I feel like he's a bit of wild card in this group because he isn't an antagonist with a complex story line, or some big ass protagonist ready to save the world. But I had such a huge crush on him when the Hobbit movies came out about 10 years ago, and having recently rewatched/revisited the LotR & Hobbit trilogies, I realized just how much I loved him back then and how much I love him even now. He didn't get a lot of screen time, not even that many lines. But his bravery, stubbornness and will to defy his 'destiny' and go to the edge of the earth, hell and back, to protect his baby brother touched me. Through his character, I also found his actor, Dean O'Gorman, and his numerous other acting projects and man, he's great. The Deano fandom has also been kind, chill and just a great place to hang out at every now and then, so. It's all thanks to this "golden lion prince" dwarf here.

#replies #hotdadlicense #<333 #why was making this list so goddamn hard????? #like i have so many favorite characters #how could i just choose top 5 #seriously #i also realized that all three antagonist/redemption arc types that i love are/were all played by australian actors like jkjkgkgj #why don't i just move there already #anyway thanks for the ask love <3

[legolaslovely]

You can't just say Fíli has the best ass and not show pictures. I want pictures of that baby

All right LISTEN UP. I did research for this post omg. 

Fili is a BUFF LAD okay? Like he's shorter than his brother and he's shorter than Thorin, but the babe is WIDE and has MUSCLES for DAYS. We know that dwarves are pretty conservative in their dress, meaning lots of long and over sized tunics, but there is no ignoring the buff babe. And the babe is buff all over. Fili never skips leg day apparently, which in turn, means GLUTE DAY.

He's got gluteus maximus to the maximum baby.

PRIME example here

And here:

Like look at the way that belt sits. Gotta leave room for the booty at all times. The bootyus maximus cannot be contained, not even by that big jacket of his. I STILL SEE IT BOY-O. And I’m not saying I would want to bite a little pink mark into those nice round globes of his but I’m also saying yes I would appreciate that yes.

But I really feel like we have Deano to thank for the round Fili butt we all just admired. Like he is the original baby got back and honestly I think they could have skipped that part of his body suit altogether and he still would have filled Fili’s pants shoes just fine.

So not to objectify Deano any further, but just to respectfully study:

Example 1

And *sweats* Example 2

And here:

In conclusion: Fili has the best ass. Class dismissed.

But not before these honorable mentions that I saved while staring at Fili’s ass at work researching

Back and shoulder appreciation:

And, of course, Iolaus

You’re welcome

#ask #answered #Fili #anon #anonymous #iolaus #dean o’gorman #Deano fav #taj #anders #the hobbit #butt #Deano’s butt #fili’s butt

[readyplayerziggy]

i know that boob is Filis' main focus, but how big is her butt? surely there had to be some fat that found it's way there?

It is decently big when not being compared to her tits. It is bigger than it used to be but even if her chest wasn't taking up so much of her gains, it would be slow going. Filis actually has a great deal of difficulty gaining weight compared to other muses because even though she eats a lot, the calories don't stick often.

#oc: filis #thickassjpegs #just a bit of lore

[mrkida-art]

An old  WIP (from dec) I sorta got tired of. Decided to post it even if it's in a very rough state. Dís picking up her sons after hearing that they were stupid enough to go up against Broadbeams in a drinking match.

Of course she did it as well when she was younger (in fact she did it many times and each time she failed miserably) but she’s not about to tell them that. 

#my art #dís #kili #fili #first time drawing kili in years and it's just his butt #the hobbit #lotr #lord of the rings #tolkien #life in ered luin

[shirebor]

Kili: When was the first time you held a blade?

Fili: I think it was when I was like 3.

Kili: And how old were you then?

Thorin:

Fili, in all horrifying seriousness: I don't really remember.

Thorin: *SHARP INHALE—

—

#ya'll this was an actual conversation that happened yesterday I can't— #kili is my brother fili is my cousin and thorin is me just casually honing in on their conversation #god it hurt just listening to them— #also 'ili bros just because you both are usually the butt end of my quotes (especially you kili) that doesn't mean I don't love you both ok #the hobbit #thorin #thorin oakenshield #fili #kili #sons of durin #the hobbit incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: satoichi

[erosofthepen]

Dinner with Dwarrow

On to chapter three. I might come back and edit this, wasn’t happy with some of the transitions. Anyway, this picks up from where it left off.

Chapter one, Chapter two

With the children occupied with toys, the adults began to talk.

“She’s just a wee little thing, isn’t she?” Dís noted once they settled down in the drawing room.

“She is a half-breed.” Dwalin replied.

“Not wee in spirit though,” Balin chuckled, “The lass just never seems to run out of things to say. The entire day, I don’t think there’s been more than a minute of silence.”

“She and Kili will get along just fine then,” Thorin said. “Her name’s Clara, no?’’

“Aye. Clara Mirabella Took.” Dwalin confirmed.

“Halflings and their ‘middle names’.” Thorin’s lip curled with distaste, “Isn’t one enough?”

“They have middle names to carry on the memory of family and friends. It’s a way they honor them.” Dwalin replied. Thorin looked at him, a bit confused, for Dwalin certainly wasn’t one to learn of other race’s traditions.

“And do you know who Clara’s named for?” Dís asked.

“Her mother.” Dwalin said stiffly. A quietness fell around the room.

“Well,” Balin said, breaking the tension, “What do ye have planned for supper?”

Meanwhile, the brothers were having quite the show, introducing Clara to all their toys.

“And this,” Kili said, pulling out yet another toy Clara had never seen the like of, “this is Smaug.”

“Who’s Smaug?”

“You don’t know?!” Kili asked, baffled.

“How do you not know who Smaug is?” Fili said.

Clara shrugged. Kili sighed and shook his head.

“Honestly, we have to teach you everything don’t we? Smaug is the dragon that attacked Erebor!”

“Who’s Erebor?”

Kili and Fili looked at each other, aghast.

“You’re just joking with us now!”

“No I’m not! Who’s Erebor?”

“Erebor isn’t a dwarf, Erebor is a kingdom. You have to at least know that!”

Clara was starting to feel very dumb indeed.

“No.”

Kili let out an exasperated sigh (A very dramatic one at that).

“I can’t believe you’ve gone your whole life without knowing these things! They’re very important, you know.”

“History is the path to the future.” Fili added with a solemn nod.

“What?” Clara asked.

“Something Uncle says whenever he tells us stories.” Fili answered with a shrug.

“Oh.”

“You know Clara, you really need to learn more of these sorts of things.” Kili said, looking at her with a very serious expression.

“I can’t help not knowing much.”

“She’s right Kee, s’not her fault. It’s our job to teach her now.” Fili stated.

“Yeah, and we’ll teach you everything you need to know!”

If only Clara had known what that entailed.

Dinner went very smoothly, and it became exceptionally clear to all the older dwarrow that Clara, Fili, and Kili were going to get along just fine. More than fine. They had already managed to sneak one another extra sweets under the table.

As Clara and the Fundin brothers were leaving, Kili and Fili decided the best way to show their new found friendship was to give Clara the dwarrow head-butt. At the same time.

Before the adults could do anything, Fili and Kili had smashed their heads into Clara’s, and she fell, stunned. There was a horrible silence and then she began to cry.

“For Mahal’s sake,” Dwalin growled, pushing the boys out of the way and scooping Clara up.

“What’s wrong with her?” Kili asked with a terrified expression. He had never seen someone fall down from a little head-butt, let alone start crying.

Thorin herded them back, anger evident in his voice.

“Apologize, now!”

“S-sorry Clara,” Fili said. Kili was just staring at her with wide eyes.

“Kili, apologize!”

“Sorry.”

“S’all right lads, ye didn’t know.” Dwalin replied bluntly.

“We’ll explain to them tonight,” Dís promised.

Dwalin nodded and turned down towards the village, trying to calm Clara.

“We’ll see ye soon then,” Balin said, nodding towards Dís.

“Aye. Let me know how she is come morning. And send for me if ye need help.”

“Will do, my Lady.”

#dwalin #balin #fundin brothers #fili #kili #dís #thorin #clara took #mirabella #the hobbit #oc #the hobbit oc #dwarrow #dwarves #dwobbit #those dwarven head-butts be hittin different

[crazytxgradstudent]

@d3-iseefire @notthatmelody @samsgoddess @middleearthmama @emrfangirl @fizzyxcustard @thophil2941btw @sherala007

#😂😂😂😂 #the hobbit #butt edition #thorin #fili #kili #gimli